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WRESTLING!!!!We start off with a highlight package of last weeks show, and all the new debuts on the SSW roster. None made an impact moreso than the Miz, who attacked AJ Styles during the SSW title match against John Cena .... The opening montage starts us off as ‘INSIDE THE FIRE’ by Disturbed hits. As it fades out to black we still hear the crowd chanting ‘S-S-W! S-S-W!’ The camera comes up on the rowdy crowd pumping their fists as they chant, and the strobe lights go off on the ramp. The camera scans the crowd, focusing in on several signs in the audience.
Mike and Joe are at ringside and they talk about last weeks show and the controversial finish to the main event, as Chris Jericho got revenge on John Cena by screwing him out of the SSW title, and of all people the Miz showed up in SSW! They have received word that the Miz is going to be here to tonight to address his appearance last week, and in the main event we have 2 out of 3 falls between Beer Money and Young Money for the vacant SSW tag titles!!!!
'BODIES' by Drowning Pool hits, bringing out the SSW general manager Paul Heyman. Due to the fact that the SSW Genesis title is now vacant, he is ordering a one night tournament at their next big event entitled 'RAISING THE BAR' in 2 weeks in Toronto. The winner will be the new SSW champion.
This, of course, brings out John Cena to a chorus of boos.
Cena says his hand was raised last week and he should have been the new champion. He had AJ beat. Heyman interrupts and says that was because of the Miz, and he will address that later on tonight. Cena says he was screwed by Chris Jericho and he wants payback. Heyman says he had no idea Jericho was even in the building last week, and as far as he is concerned .... Jericho is still retired and concentrating on his music career.
Speaking of which, Heyman announces that Fozzy just announced their European tour dates .... And they will be here next week to perform live!!!! Cena tells Heyman to stop being a shill for Chris Jericho and get him his match, or he might just show up backstage at a Fozzy concert and give Jericho his receipt! But he would probably be spotted right away since no one would be there!
Heyman tells Cena that he doesn't need to worry about Jericho, but he and the rest of the SSW locker room need to listen to the next words that come out of his mouth .... He just got off the phone with Paul Boesch before we came on the air, and he confirmed that SSW will be hosting the new UWF world champion Buzz Sawyer next week, which means he has to find him an opponent. Now, he is currently trying to determine who will face the champion, because they are not gonna have some gimmick match or some cheesy battle royal. He is gonna do it the old fashioned way: he's gonna decide who will face the world champion! He is putting the entire SSW locker room on notice .... You want a world title shot? Impress him!!!!
'Irish Curse' hits and Sheamus comes out.
He says he has been doing nothing but be impressive everywhere he has been. XWA? He dominated? UWF title? He was the man that took the UWF by storm and beat Bruiser Brody for the title. He went to WLW and beat down Bill Watts only hope of bringing the world title back to WLW. And last week he beat that fella Wade Barrett so bad that he didn't want to be in SSW anymore. If you are looking for someone impressive fella, you don't need to look any further because 'The Great White' is standing right here in front of him.
Sheamus and Cena jaw back and forth when 'War Machine' by KISS hits .... Bringing out Taz!!!!
Taz says he has been kicking ass here since day 1, and Heyman needs to be impressed? The proof is in the pudding. Was he impressed when he choked out Brock Lesnar? Was he impressed when Project 187 kicked everyone's ass and won the 6 man tag titles? Maybe he should come down to the ring and drop Heyman on his head and choke him out .... Maybe then he would be impressed. He's Taz .... The Human Suplex Machine!!!! Nuff said!
All 3 men are locked in a staredown, but cooler heads prevail as we go to break.
BreakChris Jericho's band Fozzy has announced new dates for their European tour. Tickets go on sale this Thursday, with VIP packages going on sale via www.FozzyRock.com.
11/15 in Cologne, Germany at MTC
11/16 in Nov Kerkrade, Netherlands at Rock Temple
11/17 in Copenhagen, Denmark at The Rock
11/18 in Berlin, Germany at White TrashMatch 1: for the United States Women's title:
(champion) AJ Lee vs. SaritaGood back and forth match. It appears several times that Sarita might walk away with the title but AJ continues to survive. She strikes with a sick Shining Wizard, but Sarita kicks out! Sarita goes to the eyes of AJ and then nails the Tiger Bomb, but this time AJ kicks out! Sarita goes for the Stock Market Crash, but AJ blocks it in mid-move and locks on the Iron Octopus! They are in the middle of the ring with nowhere for Sarita to go .... She taps!!!! AJ retains the title!!!!
AJ has no time to celebrate as Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, the Beautiful People, hit the ring and attack AJ. They heckle her as they beat her down, but out comes Kelly Kelly to make the save!!!! Kelly clears the ring, then helps AJ to her feet and hands her the women's title.
BreakIn the back - AJ Lee and Kelly Kelly challenge the Beautiful People to a tag team match right here next week!Match 2: Singles Match
Dolph Ziggler w/ Miss Adams vs. 'Shooter' Brent AlbrightZiggler makes his long-awaited debut, facing one of the SSW founding fathers in Albright. The match is hotly contested, and the announcers constantly put over Zigglers athletic ability and timing. Albright concentrates on the arm in preparation for the Crowbar, but Ziggler blocks it at every turn. Albright looks to be in control, but Ziggler dodges the 6-1-knee and then strikes out of nowhere with the zig zag and gets the clean win.
Promo - we get a pre-recorded promo from the new UWF heavyweight champion Buzz Sawyer about his scheduled appearance next week.
Buzz takes some shots at the SSW roster, particularly Sheamus, Taz, Chris Jericho and John Cena. And then there is Chris Jericho, the man of 1000 chances. The man who couldn't do in 1000 tries what Buzz Sawyer did in his very first shot .... Win the world title. And when he couldn't get the job done he walked away like a pussy. Sawyer knows he is a marked man, and that's how he likes it because we all go a little crazy sometimes. And next week, he is gonna go crazy on whoever Paul Heyman decides to feed him. Because you know what happens when you feed raw meat to a rabid dog. Sawyer laughs maniacally as the promo ends.BreakIn the back - Reby Sky tries to catch up with Samoa Joe, who is walking through the back. She asks Joe about his debut last week, but he doesn't answer. She asks him about what he did to Evan Bourne, but again he doesn't answer. Reby asks if he has any comment, and Joe finally stops and looks at her. He says he does his talking in the ring, then walks off.Back in the arena, 'TOUCHED' by Vast hits and out comes the UWF junior heavyweight champion of the world .... AJ Styles!!!!
AJ says that he left the building last week STILL the SSW Genesis champion, so this week he did what he said he was going to and he vacated the SSW title. Now he can focus on being the world junior champion, and focus on people that seem to be breathing down his neck like the Miz. He doesn't know what the Miz's problem is, but he knows that he is now a full time member of the SSW roster. So that means the Miz is gonna be seeing a lot of AJ Styles as the UWF Junior champion, so if he has a problem with that then he needs to learn to like it because he is going to be seeing it for a long, long time!
'DU HAST' by Rammstein hits, and we look to the top of the ramp to see ....
.... former UWF Junior champion Alex Koslov! ....
Koslov is there to remind AJ that he won a ladder match, he didn't pin Koslov. As the former champion, he is invoking his rematch clause right here tonight!!!! Koslov says he doesn't have to come out and jump someone from behind to get their attention like the Miz. He will stand right in the middle of the ring and do it face to face.
'ROCK SUPERSTAR' by Cypress Hill hits and this brings out the Miz.
Really? REALLY???? Miz says that he doesn't need to get anyone's attention because everyone's attention should be on him anyway! He is a reality tv star, he is on late night talk shows, he is trending worldwide! He is the most must-see superstar in wrestling, that is why SSW traded 3 of it's biggest stars to get him! But you know what would make him even more of a must-see superstar? Being a world champion!!!! And that is what AJ robbed him of at the All Stars show! Everyone knows it should be him standing there with the world title, not AJ!
This brings out Heyman again, and he welcomes SSW's newest acquisition, former UWF Junior champion Alex Koslov. He says Koslov has invoked his rematch clause and will get his rematch against AJ in 2 weeks at 'Raising the Bar'. As far as the Miz goes, yes he gave up a lot to get the Miz in a trade, but that does not make the Miz untouchable. He still needs to earn his stripes in SSW, and he will do so by competing .... NEXT! And his opponent will be another one of SSW's newest signees .... JAY LETHAL!
BreakMatch 4: Singles Match
The Miz vs Jay LethalLethal has a great showing, but the Miz manages to survive the Lethal Injection and the Dragon Suplex. Lethal goes for the macho man elbow, but Miz gets the knees up right into the back of Lethal. Skull crushing finale ends it and the Miz picks up the win.
Promo: we get highlights and comments from Robert Roode and James Storm about tonight's main event for the SSW tag titles. The promo also includes comments from other members of the SSW roster about Beer Money and who they think will win tonight's match.BreakHeyman is out again and he says he is a busy man tonight. He promised to change the landscape of SSW and he is doing just that. Usually the audience doesn't see him out here this much, but tonight he has a lot of important things to say. As you know SSW has made a lot of changes in the recent draft, and he believes he has assembled the best roster in the UWF. That being said, he wants to welcome back someone that he went after hard in the draft, someone that he knew he had to have back here in SSW ....
'Close your Eyes' by Waterproof Blonde hits and out comes Christian!!!!
Heyman looks surprised as Christian comes out and grabs the mic and thanks Heyman for that warm introduction. Christian says that Heyman was obviously talking about none other than Captain Charisma himself. Cage spent some time down under, or as he likes to call it 'hell' but now he is in SSW where he can shine. Where he is needed. And he is out here to officially throw his name in the conversation for the SSW title tournament in his hometown of Toronto, because when he wins the title in front of his home town fans it is going to be nothing short of an instant classic!!!!
Heyman says he is glad Christian is here, but he is not the man he was talking about .... 'Jesus Walks' by Kanye West hits and the crowd erupts as out comes Elijah Burke!!!!
Burke basks in the cheers, but Cage is mad that Burke has interrupted him. Cage introduces himself as the star, and says Burke is about an hour late from being able to carry his bags. Burke reminds Cage that the Pope has a strong pimp hand, and if Cage doesn't watch his mouth he is going to find out how strong it is. You see, he has heard the cries of his congregation, and he is here tonight because .... YOUR POPE HAS RETURNED! Pope says that many have made claims to have been the one who built this house called SSW .... Well, Pope didn't build this house by himself, but he was damn sure one of the building blocks that SSW was built on! And after all Pope's time here, the one thing that eluded him was that brass ring .... The SSW Genesis title!!!! So Pope is here tonight to officially announce his candidacy for the SSW title tournament as well!
Cage says he beat Pope to it and calls him a snake oil salesman and asks if he expects anyone to believe that crap. Pope says that he is a paragon of virtue and he is a guiding light not only by his words but by his actions. Christian is looking for a fight, and the gospel according to Pope says 'turn the other cheek' .... WHAM! Pope backhands Christian, knocking him on his ass! Cage scoots away on his backside, but Pope is ready to fight! Cage thinks better of it and slides out of the ring, then backs away from the ring holding his jaw.
Promo - we get a video package on Young Money, the other team that will battle for the tag titles tonight. Due to SSW purchasing the XWA video library, the package contains a lot of their highlights from XWA. This is intercut with interviews from MVP and Kenny King, as well as comments from other members of the SSW locker room about the impact Young Money has made since arriving in SSW.Back in the arena, 'RADIO' by Watt White hits and out comes Cookie (Becky Bayless) along with Zach Ryder and Robbie E. Cookie is all blinged out and Ryder and Robbie are fist pumping, and Cookie has the mic ....
Cookie - The Broskies are in the house bitches!
Ryder - woo .... Woo .... Woo ....
Ryder, Robbie, & Cookie - YOU KNOW IT!
Ryder takes the mic and talks about his opponent for tonight, but Robbie interrupts and says that he has bigger boobs than Cookie does 'my dude'. Godzillas march hits and the Broskies all look scared to death as out comes Ryders opponent ....
.... SAMOA JOE!!!!
Match 3: singles match
Zach Ryder vs. Samoa JoeRyder tries to jump Joe before the bell, and he hits the Rough Ryder. Ryder pops up and starts fist pumping and fixing his hair, but he doesnt see Joe get back up behind him. Ryder turns around and killed with a lariat, then Joe hits a reverse atomic drop followed by nearly taking Ryders head off with a sick kick! Joe nails a back senton, then pops up as the crowd is chanting 'Joe! Joe! Joe!'. Robbie E looks like he is going to get involved, but one look from Joe makes him back down. Joe puts Ryder on the top rope and nails the CCS enziguri .... MUSCLE BUSTER!!!! Joe locks on the rear naked choke, and he quickly gets the tapout win!
Robbie immediately hits the ring after the match and gets a cheap shot in on Joe. Joe kills him but Ryder is back up and clips Joes knee and now it is a numbers game as the Broskies stomp Joe ....
.... Evan Bourne!!!! ....
Bourne hits the ring and fights the Broskies off and they bail out with Joe and Bourne standing tall. LEAPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW OF JOE OUT OF NOWHERE BY BOURNE!!!! Bourne goes up top .... AIR BOURNE TO JOE!!!! Bourne gets his revenge from last week, leaving Joe laid out but the camera focuses on Joes face and he is pissed!
BreakPromo - A video package airs hyping the return of Tyson Kidd and David Hart Smith, the Stampede Bulldogs. Paul Heyman, Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg talk about what kind of addition the Bulldogs will make to an already-stacked tag team division here in SSW
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Main event: 2 out of 3 falls match for the SSW tag team titles:
Beer Money (James Storm & Robert Roode) vs. Young Money (MVP & Kenny King)The action is hot and heavy from the beginning, and these two teams put on a tag team clinic with lots of tags in and out. Young Money works over Storm for a good portion of the first fall, but Roode gets the hot tag. Roode comes in a house of fire, and soon all four men are going at it! Beer Money hits the catapult by Roode into a DDT by Storm on King, but MVP breaks it up with a big boot to the head. Slam on Roode and MVP goes for the 'Ballin Elbow' but Roode pops up and nails the Double R spinebuster! 1 .... 2 .... Noooo! King breaks it up! Storm tackles King to the outside, but in the ring MVP is able to hit the Dirty Money (leaping flatliner) on Roode and get the pin! Young Money goes up 1-0!
There is a small break between falls, but Young Money pulls Roode over and isolates him in their corner. Roode gets worked over, and Storm keeps coming in and breaking up the pin attempts. Finally Roode is able to create a break, and he makes the hot tag to Storm as MVP tags in King. Storm has fists for everyone, then a backstabber to MVP. He measures King for the super kick, but King strikes out of nowhere with the spinning capoeira kick! King outside and goes for the springboard blockbuster .... STORM SUPER KICKS HIM IN MID-AIR!!!! 1 .... 2 .... 3!!!! Beer Money ties it up at 1-1!!!!
The fans are on their feet as we begin the 3rd fall, and Beer Money presses the advantage. MVP gets tossed outside and King eats the double suplex .... BEER! .... MONEY!!!! They set him up for the DWI, but MVP is back in and breaks it up. Roode gets sent outside and King and MVP hit a double slam on Storm. MVP hits the ropes .... BALLIN!!!! Elbow drop to the chest of Storm! MVP sets him up for the Playmaker, but Storm gets out of it and sends MVP into King, knocking him outside! He takes MVP to the corner .... SWINGING NOOSE (tornado reverse DDT)!!!! 1 .... 2 .... New champions ..... Nooooo! MVP kicks out!!!! Storm crouches in the corner for the super kick, but King grabs his leg. The distraction is enough to allow MVP to charge and nail Storm with the Playas Boot! 1 .... 2 .... Noooo! Roode is back in and breaks it up! All four men are going at it now, and the ref is losing control! Ding! Ding! Ding! The bell rings!
The ref goes outside and checks with the time keeper, and the TV time limit has expired! Storm grabs the mic and says that the fight ain't over and they want 5 more minutes!!!! MVP and King agree and they hit the ring and start fighting with Beer Money again! The match never really gets back underway, and it is nothing but a brawl between all 4 men that spills outside. The ref just shrugs and has no choice but to throw the match out!!!!
The show ends with both teams having to be separated, and the announcers saying we still don't have tag team champions!!
