Live . . . from Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, MIchigan . . . this is . . .
SHOOTING . . . STARS . . . WRESTLING !!!!The screen goes black and we hear the fans chanting ‘S-S-W! S-S-W!’
The opening montage starts us off as ‘INSIDE THE FIRE’ by Disturbed hits. The camera comes up on the crowd pumping their fists and chanting, and the strobe lights go off on the ramp. The camera scans the crowd, focusing in on several signs in the audience.
We get a Parade of Champions promo, showing still shots from the huge event at Ford Field right here in Detroit. They show the closing moments of the World title match, with Sheamus retaining . . . and the handshake between AJ Styles and CM Punk following their brutal ‘I quit’ Match.At ringside, Mike Goldberg and Joe Rogan welcome everyone to the show and put over the Parade of Champions show. We have a new SSW Genesis Champion and Shane McMahon has a lot to answer for. Why did he cost John Morrison the SSW title and join the Fortunate Sons? Well, Shane is here tonight and he is running the show. He has already booked Nigel McGuiness vs. Bryan Danielson in a double or nothing main event! Danielson has put his TV title on the line, while Nigel has put up his half of the SSW tag team titles!!!!
‘BREAK THE WALLS DOOOOOOOOWN!’
Jericho says that at the Parade of Champions he went out and showed everyone that he is the best in the world at what he does. And yet he stands here tonight and he is NOT the UWF world heavyweight champion! And there is one reason for that . . . and the reason is Lance Storm! Jericho dominated that match and had SOS beat several times, only for Storm to cost him the title. Jericho was not pinned in the match, and therefore he should get an immediate one on one rematch!!!! But first, this issue between he and Storm has to come to an end!
The Canadian National Anthem hits and out comes Lance Storm! Storm asks if he can be serious for a minute and says that at least he and Jericho can agree on that. Here is the problem . . . Storm says that it is Jericho that should move aside, not him. Jericho has had his chances, and failed miserably. Jericho tells Storm that the UWF title belongs to him, and if Storm does not stay out of his way, he will hurt him. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING TO YOU RIGHT NOW???? The last time they faced each other one on one, Jericho had Storm’s career in the palm of his hand and he let go . . . THIS TIME HE WILL NOT LET GO!!!! Storm says that there is only one way to settle this, and that is for him to prove once and for all that he is Canada’s best athlete. Jericho has tried and failed, but he is the one that holds not 1 but 2 victories over Sheamus! He is the one that will take the title and bring it home to Calgary . . . (dramatic pause) . . . Alberta, Canada!!!! Jericho challenges Storm to a match in 2 days at the Parade of Champions All Star Finale. Storm accepts and Jericho says that Storm has just wrote the final chapter on his career. What a waste!
Commercial Break‘THE IMPERIAL MARCH’ by John Williams hits and out comes Awesome Kong! Kong comes in the ring and even the camera man is afraid and backs up. Kong grabs the camera and gets real close, then screams out the name of Trish Stratus! After a few seconds, Trish’s music hits and the women’s champ comes out to the ring!!!! Trish says that she tweaked her ankle when she was beating Kong yet again at the Parade of Champions. She would love nothing more than to beat her again tonight, but she’s hurt and she can’t compete. Trish has found someone for Kong to fight though, and out comes Jazz!
Match 1: Women’s singles match
Awesome Kong
Vs.
Jazz Jazz attacks Kong as the bell rings and actually matches power with her . . . but not for long. Kong rebounds with a clothesline, then tosses Jazz in the corner! Avalanche splash!!!! Jazz kicks her in the gut and goes for the Jazz stnger, but Kong blocks on and knocks her silly with the spinning back fist! Awesome Bomb coming up, but Trish takes the title and bashes Kong in the knee for the DQ.
A 2 on 1 beatdown of Kong ensues until Beth Phoenix limps her way to the ring! She has a chair, and the heels scatter, with Trish pointing and threatening as Beth holds them at bay. However, Kong is up and turns her attention to Beth, laying her out with the Awesome Bomb! Kong stares down at Beth as Trish watches on from the ramp.
IN THE BACK: A limo pulls up and out steps Shane McMahon along with the Fortunate Sons all decked out in suits. It looks like they are still partying from the Parade of Champions show. Josh is there and wants an explanation from Shane, who says he doesn’t owe him anything. JOHN MORRISON!!!! Now Morrison wants an explanation from Shane, and Shane gives him the same answer! SLAP TO THE FACE BY MORRISON ON SHANE!!!! Like a pack of wolves the Fortunate Sons attack Morrison and beat the hell out of him. Shane pulls himself up off the floor and has security throw Morrison out of the building, saying that the Fortunate Sons are running the show tonight and he has something big in mind.Commercial BreakMatch 2: Tag Team Match
The American Wolves (Davey Richards & Eddie Edwards)
Vs.
The South Beach Boyz (Darren Young & Percy Watson)The South Beach Boyz show some potential, but the Wolves are just too much! They isolate Young, working him over for the majority of the match. Watson gets the hot tag and cleans house, but Richards and Edwards recover quickly and Watson is sent outside. Young tries to put up a fight against them, but the Wolves hit the ‘Thrill of the Hunt’ (power bomb + backstabber combo) and then Eddie slaps on the Achilles Lock! Young taps out!
After the match, the Wolves don’t leave the ring. Richards says they got a measure of revenge against Edge and Storm at the Parade of Champions, but they are not done. They are still hungry, and they want the World tag titles. Richards tells the Blonde Bombers to watch their backs . . . BECAUSE THE HUNT . . . IS . . .
They are interrupted as the Embassy’s music hits and out comes Prince Nana along with the Uso’s. Nana says that just because Nana took them to Ghana and spoiled them with the riches of his kingdom, it seems like the Wolves have forgotten about them. Richards says it is because they don’t matter, but if they want their attention they can come in the ring and get it! The Uso’s take the bait and hit the ring, resulting in a huge brawl! It goes on for a few moments until security tries to break it up, but they are still trying to separate all 4 men as we go to break.
IN THE BACK: Blonde-tourage promo. Wilde and Rayne talk about how they are going to take the HIP women’s tag titles from them tonight. That match is next! Commercial BreakMatch 3: for the HIP Wahines tag team titles
Fatal Attraction (Maryse Oulette & Michelle McCool)
Vs.
The Blonde-tourage (Madison Rayne & Taylor Wilde)Rayne and Wilde take it to the champs from the onset, but Fatal Attraction quickly gains the advantage by their usual nefarious means. Wilde gets worked over and takes a lot of punishment, and Rayne is dying to make the hot tag in. Wilde is finally able to make the tag and Rayne comes in a house of fire. Slams to both of FA and then a pair of drop kicks. McCool is sent to the outside and Rayne hits the Downpour (lung blower) on Maryse! 1 . . . 2 . . . NOOO! McCool reaches in from the outside and puts Maryse’s foot on the ropes! Wilde with a suicide dive onto McCool!!!! Rayne picks Maryse up and goes for the ‘Rayne Out’, but Maryse gets out and hits a roundhouse kick to the head of Rayne! Wilde is in to break up the pin, but so is McCool. Wilde goes for a Tiger Bomb, but McCool hits the Yakuza kick to the face! They pick her up and hit the ‘Extreme Makeover’ (Problem Solver) for the 3 count on Wilde!
IN THE BACK: We see AJ Styles headed out to the ring!!!!Commercial Break
‘TOUCHED’ by Vast hits and out comes AJ Styles to a standing ovation. AJ really seems to be soaking it in, and touched by the reaction. He cuts a promo and puts over CM Punk BIG TIME, which only gets him a better reaction. He talks about the match at Parade of Champions, and says that there was a lot of changes that happened during the match. The way he felt about all the people, and the way the people felt about him.
‘REALIST KILLAZ’ by 2 Pac hits and out comes PROJECT 187!!!! Taz asks if AJ is going to cry them a river in the ring. Project 187 wants to know why they didn’t even get on TV at the Parade of Champions but someone like AJ Styles and CM Punk got in the main event. AJ has a silver spoon in his and has everything handed to him. Well . . . THE MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE! Project 187 is going to own this place, because there ain’t no one bad enough to stop them. They start to surround AJ, but AJ chooses to go on the attack first! He tries to fight them off, but it does no good as Project 187 over-runs him! AJ is getting beat down . . . CM PUNK!!!! CM PUNK HITS THE RING WITH A CHAIR TO MAKE THE SAVE FOR AJ!!!! Punk holds Project 187 at bay while AJ tries to get up, and he turns to see Punk holding the chair. Punk holds the chair out and gives it to AJ. Both men give each other a nod of respect as Punk leaves the ring, with the crowd chanting for AJ Styles.
Match 4: Singles Match
‘The Black Pope’ Elijah Burke
vs.
‘Fallen Angel’ Christopher DanielsThis match steals the whole show as Daniels and Pope pull out all the stops in their rematch from the Parade of Champions. Lots of lockups and holds to start out the match, but they quickly get down and dirty. Pope sets Daniels up for the Outer Limitz elbow but Daniels slides out under the rope. Pope lands on his feet and goes for the suicide dive but Daniels cuts him off with a palm strike. Daniels takes over working on Pope, but he comes off the ropes with a shoulder block to turn the momentum back in his direction. A step up enziguri stops Pope’s offense and Daniels plants him with a Urinage! BEST . . . MOONSAULT . . . EVER . . . MISSES!!!! Daniels lands on his feet but runs right into Pope, who scoops him up and hits the fireman carry double knee gutbuster! 4-UP RIGHT TO THE GRILL OF DANIELS! 1 . . . 2 . . . NOOOO! Pope sets for the Elijah Express, but Daniels catches him coming in and hits the running STO! Daniels goes for the Angels Wings but it is blocked by Pope, who gets a double leg takedown and rolls Daniels up in a jackknife pin for the 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!!!!
Daniels is in shock as Pope rolls out and goes into the front row to celebrate with the congregation!
Commercial BreakMain Event: Double or Nothing! (TV title vs. ½ of the SSW tag titles)
‘American Dragon’ Bryan Danielson
vs.
Nigel McGuinessBoth men are nose to nose in the center as the bell rings and Nigel responds with a big slap to Danielson! Danielson responds with a forearm and we are off!!!! Danielson gets the better of the exchange at first, but Nigel turns the tide and nails some Euro uppercuts in the corner. Danielson gets reversed into the corner and explodes with the leaping side kick that takes Nigel off his feet. Nigel is on his knees and Danielson caves his chest in with kicks! Nigel rolls outside and Danielson follows . . . THEN HITS A SICK CHARGING KNEE STRIKE OFF THE APRON!!!! Toss back in and he goes to work on the arm, stomping it and then tying him up in the ropes. The ref forces Danielson to break on 4, and he is quick to remind the ref ‘I’VE GOT TILL 5’! Danielson charges Nigel in the corner but he dodges and Danielson smacks the corner post with his shoulder! Now it is on as Nigel works the shoulder HEAVILY! Nigel works the arm good and then locks in the London Dungeon! Danielson refuses to tap and somehow gets the to the ropes, but Nigel holds on as long as he can! Nigel mocks Danielson, saying ‘I’VE GOT TILL 5!’ Danielson fights back with uppercuts with his other arm, but Nigel fires back with his own. Danielson starts using his legs instead, and nails Nigel with a Yakuza and then a roundhouse to the head! Danielson up top . . . MISSILE DROPKICK!!!! Danielson kips up, then grabs both of Nigel’s arms and proceeds to KICK HIS FUCKING HEAD IN!!!! Nigel up and jabs Danielson in the throat, but Danielson counters the headstand in the corner and takes Nigel down with the heel hook! Nigel goes to the ropes and Danielson releases but Nigel thumbs Danielson in the eye and hits the hammerlock DDT! Nigel straddles Danielson on the top rope . . . THEN KILLS HIM WITH A DIVING LARIAT FROM THE 2ND TURNBUCKLE! Nigel charges for the running European Uppercut but Danielson gets a boot up! CROSS FACE CHICKEN WING BY DANIELSON!!!! However, he cannot lock the hands because of the injured shoulder and Nigel gets free! LARIAT!!!! 1 . . . 2 . . . NOOOO! Danielson kicks out! LONDON DUNGEON AGAIN!!!! Danielson squirms free and kicks Nigel right in the face!!!! Sets him up top . . . SUPER BACK SUPLEX!!!! 1 . . . 2 . . . NOOOO! NIGEL KICKS OUT!!!! They stand in the ring and trade forearm shots and European Uppercuts . . . ROARING FOREARM BY DANIELSON!!!! Nigel is knocked into the ropes, but he catapults between the top and middle rope . . . LARIAT DUCKED!!!! TIGER SUPLEX BY DANIELSON!!!! 1 . . . 2 . . . KICK OUT! CATTLE MUTILATION!!!! Nigel fights out of it but Danielson traps the arms . . . ELBOW STRIKES TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY DANIELSON!!!! Katie Lea is up and distracts the ref, causing Danielson to let go . . . LOW BLOW FROM BEHIND BY NIGEL! Tower of London attempt . . . Danielson blocks . . . REGAL PLEX DUMPS NIGEL ON HIS HEAD!!!! Nigel rolls back to his feet . . . REBOUND BETWEEN THE ROPES . . . JAWBREAKER!!!! 1 . . . 2 . . . NOOOOOOO! Danielson kicks out!!!! Nigel is stunned, and he argues with the ref that it was a 3 count! The ref says no, and Nigel picks Danielson up . . . SMALL PACKAGE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!!!!
Danielson does not even have time to celebrate as Nigel and Barrett gang up to beat the hell out of him. Another Fireman Carry Slam, then Nigel drops him in the Tower of London!!!! They leave the ring when suddenly ‘HERE COMES THE MONEY’ hits! Out comes Shane and the Fortunate Sons!!!! He says that the Fortunate Sons deserve a tag title shot, and they are going to get it right now!!!!
For the SSW tag team titles:
(Champion) Bryan Danielson
vs.
The Fortunate Sons (Cody Rhodes & Joe Hennig)The bell rings and Cody and Hennig attack! Danielson does not stand a chance, and he gets beat down by the Sons. PERFECT PLEX BY HENNIG! 1 . . . 2 . . . NOOOO! Danielson kicks out and the Sons are stunned. Hennig charges and Danielson back drops him to the floor, bringing in Cody. Cody and Danielson start trading stiff shots, and Cody gets the better of the exchange! Danielson no sells the last shot and then slaps the hell out of Cody! DANIELSON DARES HIM TO KNOCK HIM OUT!!!! ROLLING BIONIC ELBOW BY CODY NEARLY TAKES OFF THE HEAD OF DANIELSON!!!! Cover . . . 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!!!! WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!
The show goes off the air with the Fortunate Sons and Shane McMahon celebrating with the Genesis title and the tag team titles!
