NWA Saturday Night’s Main Event Americas Cup Finale
Gordon Solie : Hello and welcome to Roberto Clemente Coliseum. We had a last minute change to Puerto Rico, as you can see though we have 32,000 on hand and they are still coming in . Welcome to the America’s Cup Finale . This is Saturday Night’s Main Event . Jim Ross could not make the trip due to a conflicting schedule, but we are here and joining me tonight on commentary , is the National Heavyweight Champion the Bad Guy Razor Ramon .
Razor : Gordon , it’s great to be a Bad Guy , Chico . Thank you for having me . This first match , two tough sobs . Something finally has to give . The Giant and Brody hate one another .
Chain Match Bruiser Brody vs Andre The Giant : Brody comes out swinging the chain all over hell . The ref bales out . He swings it at Andre who catches it somehow . He pulls on it and Brody goes flying into a clothesline . Andre now chokes Brody with the chain and rains down punches on his head . Brody reaches back and gouges the eyes . Now he chokes Andre in the corner with the chain and bites the forehead . Both guys are busted open . Andre with a chokeslam and then a leg drop on Brody . He now drags Brody around the ring slamming his head into every turnbuckle . Brody with a low blow and now rubs Andre’s face with the chain . Brody covers 1………2……Andre kicks out . Andre fights up to his feet and gets off a right hand that drops Brody . Andre covers 1…….2……Nooooo !! Brody kicks out . Andre pulls Brody up and wraps the chain around his forearm. Andre repeatedly beats on Brody in the corner with the forearm . Andre with a Powerslam !!! He covers and get 1……..2……..Noooo !!! Brody kicks out . Brody clotheslines Andre with the chain . Brody ties his man up to the bottom rope . Brody goes out and gets a chair . He slams it across Andre’s back . Now he stands above Andre with the chair and goes to hit the tied up leg , but Andre with his free leg boots the chair in Brody’s face . Andre gets the cover . 1……..2……3 !!!
Gordon : It’s finally over . Andre The Giant finally defeats Bruiser Brody .
Razor : Ya know Gordon , this has to feel good . Brody hospitalized Andre twice and the second time , he was out forever . But Brody is one tough son of a bitch . He’s now free to go after Rollins , who o wouldn’t want to be right now .
Gordon : Agreed . When we come back a special match was booked . Kevin Owens taking on David Von Erich . We’ll be back .
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Kevin Owens vs David Von Erich : David uses every dirty trick in the book . He uses a series of nerve holds taught to him by Hiro Matsuda . Owens fights through it all and gets off a Stunner for the 3 .
Post match Owens points to Razor .
Razor : Oh what , you want a piece of the bad guy Chico . We can dance right now .
Razor throws down his head set . Security comes and separates the two men . Razor goes back to the broadcast table with Gordon .
Razor : Hey , I’ll see you in Dublin KO . It will be a bad day for you .
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Eddie Gilbert vs Eddie Guerrero: Good back and forth match . Both guys cheat like crazy . Late in the match , Gilbert goes for the Hotshot , but Guerrero springboards off the ropes into a crossbody for the 3 count .
Gordon : A brilliant moved by Eddie Guerrero.
Razor : Ya know Gordon Solie , he’s gotta be turning heads . Jay White you better watch out Chico .
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Roddy Piper vs Kerry Von Erich : Before the match can begin , Taz storms the ring . He whacks both men with a chair . They are out cold . Taz
grabs the USWA Television Title and shoves in the referee’s chest . He grabs the NWA World Television Title and puts it over his shoulder .
Taz : Sorry Kerry , you were in the way . Referee give that title back to Barry WIndham . Alright Piper , I want your ass to watch this when you wake up the hospital . You want to try and steal my belt . I got it back . Mess with the Bull you get the horns . You and me , Last Man Standing in a Steel Cage in Dublin .
Taz takes his leave .
Gordon : A big match issued by the World Television Champion .
Razor : That will be a war Gordon Solie . Dublin is gonna be busy . Taz and Piper are gonna beat the hell out of one another and I’m going to kick Kevin Owens ass all over the place .
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Gordon : Welcome back . We have an added match . The British Bulldogs will put their USWA Tag Team Titles on the line against the Midnight Express .
Razor ; Gordon , the Bulldogs look unstoppable as of late .
Gordon : Let’s go to the ring .
USWA Tag Team Titles The British Bulldogs vs The Midnight Express ( w/ Jim Cornette) : Condrey and Dynamite open with a wrestling clinic . Both guys switch dominate positions several times . It looks like a high school wrestling match , until they get to the corner and Eaton stomps on Dynamite’s left hand . Condrey gets the tag off and Eaton slams the hand into the mat . He goes up and drops a knee on the hand from the second rope . He tags Condrey back in and he does an Anderson slam in the left arm . Condrey tags back off to Eaton …… front dropkick by Dynamite !! He tags in Davey Boy . Big clothesline on Eaton and then a Powerslam by on Condrey !! Cornette gets on the ring apron and tries to get in the ring . He’s threatening the ref with his Tennis Racket .
In the mean time Patera and Blackwell hit the ring . It’s four on two ! Patera Full Nelson Slams Dynamite on the floor . Blackwell splashes The Daveyboy . The World Tag Team Champions take their leave . Cornette jumps down and the Express hit the Alabama Jam on Daveyboy !!! Eaton covers 1………..2……….3 !!!!
Razor : Gordon Solie , do we have new USWA Tag Team Champions .
Gordon : I’m getting conformation from the referee Mike Smith now and yes . We have new USWA Tag Team Champions indeed Razor Ramon .
Razor : I think Patera and Blackwell may have signed their death warrant Gordon Solie .
Solie : Could be . We’ll be back .
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NWA America’s Cup Finale Jerry Lawler vs Lex Luger ( w/ Medusa ) : Lawler waist no time . He goes right at Luger . A big clothesline and then a body slam . He gets a two count . Gordon and Razor talk about Lawler being a notorious slow starter, this flurry has taken Lex off his game . Luger gets to his feet , Lawler with a dropkick and then another body slam . Fist drop by Lawler gets another two count . Lawler with a big round house right hand puts Luger in the mat again !!! He hits a Piledriver !!! 1………2………Nooooo ! Medusa puts Luger’s foot on the ropes and points it out to the ref . Lawler turns to yell at her . Luger clotheslines Lawler in the back o the head knocking him over the top rope down to the floor .
Lawler splits his head open on the fall and Luger rains down punches on the cut . Luger stomps the hell out of Lawler and gets back on the ring . The ref starts the count . Lawler at 8 while trying to get back in the ring ,Luger kicks the middle rope racking Lawler . Luger hits a Hangman’s DDT !! He covers 1……….2……….Nooooo !! Lawler kicks out !!! Luger goes for a Piledriver, but Lawler backdrops out !! Lawler now pulls down the straps and goes ape shit on Luger ! A big right uppercut sends Luger to the mat 1………2……..Medusa is trying to get in the ring . The ref is trying to get her off the ring apron . Lawler goes to pull Luger up for a Piledriver , but Luger gets off a low blow ! Medusa jumps down . Luger hits a Piledriver on Lawler . He covers 1………2…….3 !!!
Razor : Lex Luger and Medusa are a couple of cockroaches Gordon Solie , but Luger just won America’s Cup .
Gordon : Congratulations to him . He is being presented the Cup and the $1,000,000 purse now as we speak . For us however we are out of time here on NBC for Razor Ramon , I’m Gordon Solie , so long for now .
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