WWF # 3 The Mega Powers vs Abdullah and Brody
Costas : Hello fans Bob Costas and Bobby Heenan with you . Tonight is the night , it’s the Mega Pow…….
Fred Blassie comes to the ring .
Blassie : That’s right it’s time to add some class to this Fed , you pencil neck geeks . I’m here to announce the first member of the new Hand . It is with great pleasure I introduce to you , the new King of Men !!! They ultimate destroyer , Bruiser Brody !!!
Heenan : What the hell ???
Costas : Bruiser Brody is now in Fred Blassie’s hand ?
Heenan : Did you come up with that all by yourself Costas , you big dummy .
Blassie : Now our next announcement, Bruiser Brody will not be participating in tonight’s main event .
Costas : Oh no !
Heenan : Oh yes !!! No Hogan or Savage !!!
Toots Mondt takes the ring .
Mondt : Wait just a minute . That match was signed last week . It will be happening . You don’t make the matches around here , Mr . Blassie , I do .
Gary Hart comes to the ring with Abbey and Orndorff .
Hart : So that’s it , ya just gonna jump camp like that Bruisa . Ya just gonna forget everything I’ve done for you . Two National Heavyweight Title matches of which you failed to deliver on brotha .
Brody : Shut up Hart !!! I was good enough to wrestle Savage , but not good enough go win a World Heavyweight Title ? You made it clear , your golden boy there was who you are putting your eggs in the basket . Well , I gotta do what’s best for me and this is it .
Now onto Abbey …. LOOK AT ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU , YOU OVERGROWN STUPID WHALE !!!! Tonight , you just stay out of my damn way , do you understand ?
Abdullah stands there looking confused , just chewing on his tongue.
Brody : Answer me dammit !!!!!!
Brody big boots Abbey and then starts swinging his chain around the ring . Everyone bales , but Blassie .
Heenan : I don’t need this !!! I’m out of here Costas , you can deal with these nut jobs tonight .
Break
Costas : Fans welcome back , Bobby Heenan has left and it looks like I’m flying solo tonight .
Heenan comes back .
Heenan : Ok , so I now have hazardous duty pay . Also because I’m a star , I have permission to throw you in front of me . You’ll have to take on for the team Costas .
Costas : Gee thanks . Right now Larry Zbysko is in action let’s go to the ring .
Larry Zbysko vs Deke Rivers . Zbysko takes his sweet time with Rivers . Once again Kabuki is at ring side . Larry hits a reverse kick to the gut if Rivers . He folds up like an accordion. He pins his man . He never takes his eyes off Kabuki the whole time of the pin . Kabuki nods and walks to the back .
Heenan : Are you sure WWF doesn’t stand for Weird Wrestling Federation , Costas ? There has to be 200 nut jobs here .
Costas : 200 ?
Heenan : You and the fans . Hahahaha .
Costas : Fans we’ll be back .
Break
Costas : Fans welcome back , I understand that Bill Apter has the flu and so there is no Apter report this week .
Heenan : Costas , you don’t look so good either . Hahaha .
Costas : Maybe someday you’ll grow up .
Heenan : And maybe someday , you’ll get that weave fixed .
Costas : Fans right now it’s time for our tv title match .
WWF TV Title Match Taz vs John Cena : Cena is taking right to the champion . His power is controlling the whole match . He hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle and then picks his man up and goes for the FU , Taz gets out the back and locks on the Tazmission . Cena passes out .
Costas : Can anyone stop Taz .
Heenan : He’s the best midget wrestler in the face of the earth , Costas .
Costas : When we come back , it’s our main event . And then later we will hear from Toots Mondt about The Spectacular at the Spectrum.
Break
Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage vs Abdullah & Brody : Both Hart and Blassie come to the ring . There is an altercation and Hart shoves Blassie . Blassie puts on the Mandible Claw . Abdullah attacks Blassie , Brody attacks Abdullah !!! The two fight up the aisle . Hogan and Savage go after them . The four men fight back up the aisle . Brody goes for a big boot on Hogan and hits Abbey instead . Hogan hits the Ace Bomber on Brody . Savage comes off the top rope with the Elbow . He covers 1…..2….3 !!!
Backlund : Fans when we come back , Toots Mondt joins us .
Toots : Well it looks like I get the last word tonight . This coming Next Friday is the Spectacular at the Spectrum . This card is not televised. Here is the run down .
A 8 man Bunkhouse Match for the Eastern States Title
Bruno Sammartino
Hulk Hogan
Shane Douglas
Larry Zbysko
Roman Reigns
John Cena
Yokozuna
The Great Kabuki
Nontitle Match : Taz vs Dean Malenko
Ultimo Dragon vs Chris Benoit vs Tiger Mask the winner will be crowned the WWF Cruiserweight Championship.
After tonight’s events , Bruiser Brody will take on Abdullah The Butcher in a Chain Match .
A tag team attraction with the winners getting a WWF Title Shot at the Road Warriors . The Usos vs The Samoan Swat Team
Your main event , the National Heavyweight Champion Randy Savage taking on Earthquake!
Costas : WOW !! Fans in Philadelphia, get ready !! Good night everybody .
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