WWF # 4 : Never Count Out Brody
Abbey bounds off the ropes and hits repeated elbow drops across Brody’s chest and ribs . He’s coughing up blood . John Nord comes out and he attacks Abbey . The two of them fight up the aisle . Fred Blassie checks on Brody . Hart calls off Kabuki as Shane Douglas gets in the ring with a chair .
Bob Costas : We are back on the air . Hello fans , I’m Bob Costas and with me as always is Bobby Heenan . As you can see Bruiser Brody is hurt and will probably not be participating in the March Madness Tournament to crown the first NWA World Heavyweight Champion.
Heenan : Let the Wonderful celebration begin. Mr . Wonderful will now become the NWA World Heavyweight Champion . A brilliant plan cooked up by him , the genius Gary Hart and The Great Kabuki .
Taz walks out and gets right in Heenan’s face.
.Taz : What makes you think that Paul Orndorff is going to win the World Heavyweight Title?
Heenan : You need to get out of my face pal . I’m a broadcast journalist. You couldn’t even beat Dean Malenko last week .
Taz : Well maybe you would like to give it a shot , Heenan .
Heenan : Look I told you , I’m a broadcast journalist. I’ll make you a best thought you cocky midget . I’ll bet I can pick two guys and you won’t beat them .
Taz : I’ll beat both of them . I’ll tell you what fool . Pick your damn guys and let’s make it a 3 way dance , because you obviously forgot who the hell I am . I’m Taz the WWF Television and future NWA World Heavyweight Champion beat me if you can , survive if I let you .
Taz walks away and Heenan smiles .
Heenan : Costas , hold down the fort , I got to go to the back .
Costas : What is going to happen here . Fans we’ll have our first match when we come back .
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John Nord w/ Freddy Blassie vs Rocky King : King doesn’t stand a chance against Nord . Nord hits the GTS , but then just for fun picks up King and hits a Spinning Chokeslam he calls the Barbarian Rage for the 3 . After the match Kabuki and Abdullah attack Nord , Brody shocks the crowd as he hits the ring with a chain . He hits Abdullah with it , who runs away and Nord hits the Barbarian Rage on Kabuki .
Nord points to Blassie and Brody nods !! Brody hits Blassie with a big boot and then puts Blassie on his shoulders he then drops Blassie GTS style on the knee of Nord . The two of them are in the ring celebrating …..
HUSS HUSS HUSS !!!
Brody takes the mic .
Brody : First let’s start with the damn obvious. Bobby Heenan and the rest of the world you should know better than to count out Bruiser Brody . Eddie Guerrero, after tonight my focus is on you and only you . See you Saturday in Boston .
Now it’s funny , Johnny . When I was lying in that hospital bed the only damn person to come see me was you . Hell , the only man that jumped on the fight at Saturday Night’s Main Event was you . Old Freddy boy showed up afterward . Then Shane Douglas comes in late with a chair . Shane Douglas who wouldn’t even be the Eastern States Champion if it wasn’t for John Nord . I’ve been up and down every road in this business and there are only two men I could ever trust , one is Stan Hansen the other is right here beside me .
Nord : That’s right Brody ! I always got your back . Now Hart , Kabuki , Orndorff and that big dumb fat Butcher , let it be known that I am your problem now , while Brody goes out and wins the NWA World Heavyweight Title. I’m gonna hunt all you bastards down and take out all of ya and Larry Zbysko if I hear you’re in this group , well let’s just say it will be a bad day ! Oh and someone tell that old man down there when he wakes up , we quit !
Brody and Nord : HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS !!!
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Heenan : What the hell is Brody mentioning me for , I’m just a broadcast journalist. I’m calling my lawyer and the cops , I’m calling the National Guard. I’ve got connections dammit .
Costas ( smiling ) : Having a rough night there, Brain ?
Heenan : Shut up Costas and do what you’re paid to do . Don’t worry about me , you keep it up , have Toots fire you and you can go back to boring everybody calling Saturday afternoon baseball , pal .
Costas : Fans right now in the ring , the WWF Tag Team Champions the Road Warriors .
The Road Warriors vs The Masked Hood and Mr. X : Despite two really cool masked gimmicks, these guys suck . Hawk and Animal are in a bit of a bad move after the Crockett Cup . Hawk hits the Doomsday Device on Mr. X for the 3 .
Paul Heyman comes out to the ring .
Heyman : Don’t say a word . Listen to me . The only reason you guys came up short at the Crockett Cup , was because you didn’t have someone to manage your affairs . Now I’m that guy . I’m the guy who can help you get to the next level . He’s my card , gentlemen, I’ll be expecting an answer next week .
Costas : Interesting development here , Brain what are you doing ?
Heenan : Do you mind Costas , I’m on the phone with my lawyer . Hello Sam . I got a Brody problem . Call out the National Guard. Call out the cops , better yet , the Marines .
When we come back it’s the Apter Report , Shane Douglas will be in action and the our main event , Taz puts his WWF Television Title up against two men of Bobby Heenan’s choosing ???
Heenan : Costas , hahah , I’m telling you this is a night you won’t forget .
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Bill Apter : Hello fans this is the Apter report . Well , March Madness is about to begin , soon there will be a World Heavyweight Champion . However this past weekend we came off the Crockett Cup and wow ! There is so much to get to .
Congratulations to the World Tag Team Champions the Fabulous Freebirds who in a tough fought battle took home all the marbles against our own Road Warriors . You can bet Hawk and Animal will be looking to even the score .
The Zambuii Express have returned to pro wrestling , this time wreaking havoc in FCW attacking the Fantastics post match under the guidance of one Percy Pringle . The Fantastics will look to even the score .
More tag team action at the Cup the Midnight Express took home more gold , when they beat the Rock N Roll Express , taking home the AWA Tag Team titles .
The Rock continues to have his problems with Eddie Gilbert as the crafty Gilbert helped Sheep Herder Luke to victory .
Jimmy Snuka and Roddy Piper heated up in a contest with Snuka’s World Television Title on the line . Once again Dr . D David Schultz got involved again as did Stone Cold Steve Austin . Interesting exchange between Austin and Snuka .
Y2J successful defended his World Super Junior Heavyweight Title against Hakushi , with his feet on the ropes getting a pinfall , Hakushi though laid out the champion post match .
And we have these comments from National Heavyweight Champion Randy Savage .
Savage : Harley Race !!! You took the Macho Man to his limits , and the Macho Man digs it !! We ain’t done brother , not by a long shot . Harley Race , I’ll see you soon . Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhh .
Bill Apter: fans in Boston get ready as March Madness comes to Boston Gardens this Saturday Night in the opening round to crown a new NWA World Heavyweight Champion .
That’s the Apter report , fans , see you at the matches .
Heenan : Thank goodness that’s over , Apter is like watching paint dry . Are you going to do something Costas ?
Costas : When we come back , the Eastern States Heavyweight Champion Shane Douglas is in action .
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Nontitle Shane Douglas vs Marshee Rocket : To start the match , the Eastern States Champion is continually looking over his shoulder. Costas and Heenan discuss is he looking for Blassie or worried about Brody and Nord . Either way , he’s distracted and the talented youngster takes full advantage , knocking him out of the ring with a dropkick . From there he hits a suicide dive and then press slams Shane back in over the top rope . Shane stumbles to his feet , a clothesline takes his head off Rocket goes up and comes off with a 450 , but Shane moves . Shane doesn’t fuck around , he hits a DDT and then the Belly to Belly ! He covers for 3 . He grabs his belt and stops by the announcers table .
Shane : What the hell was that . These young punks walking around here better show me some respect and one more ……
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WWW Television Championship Taz vs Yokozuna vs Jacob Fatu : Needless to say , Heenan is quite pleased with himself for orchestrating this . The two men beat him down unmercifully. Jacob drags Taz to the corner and Yokozuna goes for the Banzi Drop , Taz rolls out of the way !!! Jacob goes for a Superkick , Taz moves and Jacob gets his foot caught in the ropes ! Taz kicks the hell out of him . Yokozuna, goes to rush Taz and he moves . The two go spilling out of the ring . Yokozuna is up first Taz clotheslines him off the ring apron and he lands on Jacob . Yokozuna gets back in the ring , Upon entry Taz kicks the second rope , which causes Yokozuna to rack himself . Taz puts on the Tazmission and Yokozuna, passes out . Jacob is getting to his feet , when he is Superkicked by Jey Uso . Jey rolls him in the ring , Catch Suplex by Taz . Jacob staggers up , Exploder against the turnbuckles . Taz covers and gets the 3 . Umaga and Seffa rush the ring , Taz bales out and takes the mic .
Taz : Hey Heenan , Samoan Tribe , I hope you idiots learned a lesson . Never mess with me again , because I’ll choke all of you the hell out ! Because I’m Taz The WWF Television Champion beat me if you can , survive if I let you !!! Luger take a good look at the carnage I’m the ring , because that’s just how you’re going to end up fool !!! March Madness get ready for me !!!
Show runs over and fades to black without a sign off , the last thing we see is Taz limping slightly up the ramp way with a towel over his head and the WWF Television Title over his shoulder.
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