WWF # 54 : Mega Explosion !
Gordon Solie : Hello and welcome to WWF Monday Night Mayhem . We have a great show lined up . First the WWF Tag Team Champions The Mega Powers will take on the Hardys here in just a few minutes .
One Gorgeous George Wagner will be in action tonight . Also he will be debuting two new wrestlers tonight .
David Von Erich will be in action tonight . A win could help him climb from 9 to 8 here tonight a spot that was held by a now injured Chief Wahoo McDaniels , but he will have to go through Kareem Muhammad to do it .
The WWF Television Title is on the line tonight . Goldust defends tonight against John Cena who had two top 12 wins over the last two weeks and eliminated the last two men out of the WWF . There are no more top 12 loser leaves until March of next year . So until then everyone is safe .
We are kicking it off with the main event first tonight . The WWF Tag Team Championship is on the line when we come back !
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WWF Tag Team Titles The Mega Powers vs The Hardys : Matt and Jeff use their speed in this match early on . They make quick tags in and out working Hogan’s left leg , but Jeff goes for Whisper In The Wind and Hogan catches him and turns it into a back breaker . Hogan tags off to Savage . Savage comes down with a double axe handle across the back of Jeff . He yells out in pain . Now Hogan and Savage arrogantly toy with Jeff hitting big impact moves and refusing to pin him . Hogan hits the Ace Bomber and then tags off to Savage and he hits his flying elbow !!! They don’t go for the pin . This pisses off Matt who pushes past the ref to try and help his brother . Hogan makes Matt eat a big boot . Then presses him above his head and hurls him out of the ring ! Matt lands on the Time Keepers Table . Savage goes up ……. ELBOW DROP TO MATT ON THE TABLE !!!!! Hogan in the meantime clamps down on a Bearhug on Jeff !! Jeff submits and the ref calls for the bell !!! Hogan presses Jeff above his head and then just dumps him on the ring apron !!!! Savage makes his way through the debris of the table and then hits a Vertical on Jeff out on the floor ! Hogan now drags Matt’s sorry carcass across the floor . He grabs a chair and puts it on Matt’s head . LEG DROP ON THE CHAIR !!!!
The Soul Patrol try to come out and help , but they are attacked by the Moondogs . Savage now hits an Inverted Piledriver on Jeff on the floor !!! Security comes out and now Hogan and Savage are tossing around these average men like rag dolls . Finally Backlund leads a group of wrestlers , John Cena , the returning Armstrongs and the WWF Heavyweight Champion Andre The Giant out . Hogan and Savage take their leave .
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Gordon : Welcome back . Joining me now is the WWF Heavyweight Champion Andre The Giant . Well , sir we certainly glad , you , Bob Backlund , John Cena and the Armstrongs came out here to stop this craziness .
Andre : Gordon , I don’t know what’s wrong with those two . They used to endear themselves to everyone and now they act like they are owed something . At one time I thought that too . Bobby Heenan convinced me I was owed and became his puppet . Well , I woke up and realized I was wrong . Then I got this belt . Week after week I come to towns to defend it . Last week , Mark Lewin put a black mark on my record . Mark Lewin , I’ve fought men like you before . Only tougher like Bruiser Brody who put me in the hospital for six weeks . I respected him . You I don’t respect and when I see you again , I’m going up choke you until you pass out !
Gordon : Now , I’m told that in July during the Bash tour break when we go over seas to Paris , you are getting another shot at the NWA World Heavyweight Championship.
Andre : Yes , this is an honor to have the opportunity in my home country , but we have a long way to go before we get there , so I’ll concentrate on what’s in front of me first .
Gordon : Thank you for your time , Sir . The WWF Heavyweight Champion Andre The Giant . We’ll be back .
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Gorgeous George Wagner vs SD Jones : Jones takes the fight to Wagner . He messes up Wagner’s hair during the match and that seems to light a candle under Wagner . Wagner with a Spartan Kick on the left collar bone and then his Spartan Shoulder Lock !!!
Gordon : Well sir , you seem to be in great form , being retired all these years .
Wagner : Mr . Solie , of course . I’m a superior athlete and a superior wrestler. You see there are only a handful of men who are on my level . Mr .Zbyzko being one . I’m speaking of Mr . Zbyzsko …..
Larry : George , I gotta say that match was a clinic , you had SD Jones where you wanted him the whole time .
Gordon : Well , SD Jones did handle himself well .
Wagner : No , you’re as foolish as the Armstrongs Mr . Solie , I merely gave Mr . Jones a false sense of security . In speaking of the Armstrongs , I want to introduce you to the team that is going to put in end to their boring reign of terror here in the WWF . This is the next step in Gorgeous Entertainment. Mr . Zbyszko would you do the honors and these men out here ?
Larry : It would be my pleasure George .
Wagner : Ladies and gentleman. I use those terms very loosely by the way , it is my pleasure to introduce to you, being led to the ring by the living legend Larry Zbyszko , the team of Mark Jindrak and Sean O’ Haire ! The Natural Born Thrillers !!!
Natural Born Thrillers vs Joey Ryan and Karl Anderson : This is a total squash . O’ Haire hits a ridge hand that decimates Ryan and then Jindrak hits a splash off the top rope for 3 !!!
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Gordon : Welcome back . Joining me now are the WWF Tag Team Champions The Mega Powers , gentlemen , what happened out here earlier . You seem to have lost control .
Savage : Gordon Solie , don’t get it confused , what you saw was controlled chaos ! Dig it !! We wanted to send a message to the British Bulldogs . This is what’s going to happen to you , yeah !
Hogan : You see Dean Solie , the Hardys came at us , like they thought they were better than us last week , brother . There isn’t a better team in wrestling today than the madness and the mania , dude . British Bulldogs , we know you go to sleep , having nightmares about what’s going to happen to you .
Savage : And just saw it , first !!! Dig it !!! What we did to the Hardy’s is nothing compared what we are going to do , ooooohhhhhh yeahhhhhhh!!!!!
Hogan : British Bulldogs, whatcha gonna do , when the Madness and Mania run wild on you !!!
Gordon : Thank you gentlemen. We’ll be back.
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David Von Erich vs Kareem Muhammad: Muhammad’s size and power come into play , but when he tires for a running Powerslam on David, he gets out the back door and puts Muhammad away with the Iron Claw !!!
Gordon : A big victory for David Von Erich this week . With that here is a look at this week’s top 12 .
The NWA National Heavyweight Champion is Kevin Owens who by the way , will be returning back home next week .
The man everyone is chasing Andre The Giant the WWF Heavyweight Champion.
Number 1 this week is the WWF East Coast Champion Ted Dibiase .
Number 2 this week , the man who will be challenging the World Heavyweight Champion at the Great American Bash . Chris Benoit .
Coming in at number 3 . The WWF Cruiserweight Champion. CM Punk .
Sitting at number 4 . The WWF Television Champion . Goldust .
Number 5 , The Rock who will be in the King Of The Ring , in Annapolis.
Number 6, Big John Studd . He’s starting to turn some heads .
Number 7 . Hollywood Dave Batista . Who we will talk to shortly .
Number 8 . The man you just saw , David Von Erich who moved up one spot with that win over Kareem Muhammad.
Number 9 moving up a spot as well this week , Larry Zbyszko
Number 10 . Kenny Omega , still doing his slow climb up the ranks .
Number 11 , the man taking Goldust in just a little while , John Cena
And debuting in the top 12 this week , Playboy Buddy Rose ! We’ll be back .
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Gordon : Welcome back and joining me now is Hollywood Da….
Batista : Gordon , I hate that name . Fred Blassie gave me that name . My name is Dave Batista . Let’s keep it at that .
Gordon : Last week , some new circumstances came into play . Let’s take a look back .
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Ted : Gordon , I just don’t get it . We have all these wrestlers lined up and none of them want to face me for the East Coast Championship. I thought the Rock was going up take a serious run , but once again disappeared. I’m staring to think he’s a coward . I mean where is he ?
Gordon : Well , he does have a movie coming out soon .
Dibiase : You know , it’s funny . I thought he was a wrestler . But no , he’s just another guy who wants to make movies instead of wrestling . Just like Batista . Gee , when is another Marvel Movie being made , so we can watch his bad acting skills .
Batista : What did you say ?
Dibiase : You heard me part timer .
Batista : Part timer ?
Blassie : Dave , let it go . It’s too soon .
Batista : I’ll show you part timer .
Blassie ( puts his hand on Batista’s shoulder ) : Blassie . Not him Dave . You have Kevin Owens lined up in your sights . Don’t blow it !!!
Batista : ( Shoves Blassie’s hand away ) Shut up Freddy !!! Dibiase ……
CM Punk comes out and hits Batista from behind . Now Dibiase and Punk put the boots to him .
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Gordon : There you have it .
Batista : So now I guess Dibiase shows what kind of man he is . He joined Blassie’s little gang . Look I get it . Freddy promises you the world and sucks you right in . Dibiase , I’m coming to take your belt and if Blassie , Punk or anyone else gets in my way , just remember what happens when you corner an Animal .
Gordon : Fair enough . When we come back . It’s Goldust defending the WWF Television Title against John Cena .
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WWF Television Title Goldust vs John Cena : These two back and forth . The match goes late . Goldust has Cena where he wants him with the Curtain Call , set up , but Cena spins out . FU !!!!!! 1………2……..Bell !!!!
Gordon : The 20 minute time limit has expired . As has our time . I’m Gordon Solie saying so long from the Big Apple .
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