WWF # 6 : Whatever Happened To Brody
Bob Costas : Hello fans and welcome to the WWF . This week Bobby The Brain Heenan is back and Brain , Taz is moving on to the Final Four facing Nikita Koloff tomorrow night .
Heenan : Listen Costas , I don’t know who the bigger idiot is . You because you think that rug in your head is hiding what we all know , or Taz for defending his WWF Television Title one day before the Final in the biggest match of his life .
Costas : Well , he’s a fighting champion .
Heeanan : When you live your life by beat me of you can , survive if I let you , it will come back and bite you . What a dummy .
Costas : Bob Backlund has made his way here to the WWF and will be in action tonight .
Heenan : Oh boy , our fans watching at home will get to have a nap .
Costas : And ……..
HUSS !!!! HUSS!!!! HUSS !!!!!
Heenan : Oh no !!!! I gotta go .
Brody comes out and gets in the ring and bangs his head against the ring post . He takes the house mic .
Brody : There ain’t nobody left . Abdullah is gone . Blassie is selling his rights to Heyman and Kabuki is doing whatever the hell is going with him . So whose butt am I gonna kick now !!!! Paul Orndorff , be a man and quit hiding behind Heyman’s skirt , I wavy the WWF Heavyweight Title and I’m taking it tonight …. Oh and it’s signed !!! HUSS HISS HUSS !!!!
Costas: What ? Toots Mondt signed Brody and Orndorff tonight ? Wow !!!
Heenan : This is a travesty Costas .
Costas : Fabs we’ll be back .
Break
Bob Backlund vs Roy Lee Welch : Roy Lee puts on a match , but Backlund ends it with a double arm chicken wing Suplex to put Roy Lee’s shoulders to the mat .
Costas : Fans when we come back , Taz will defend his WWF Television Title against Earthquake .
Heenan : What an idiot .
Break
WWF Television Title Taz vs Earthquake ; Taz is outweighed and outsized here . He’s faster and smarter . He is able to trip Quake up and then work his leg . In the middle of the match , Quake’s size comes into play , but he misses the Quake Drop and Taz gets his back and the rest is history as Quake taps out !!!
Taz : Nikita Koloff : I hope you’re watching fool tomorrow night that’s who you’re going to end up . Then the whole world will hear me say it in two weeks . I’m Taz the NWA World Heavyweight Champions beat me if you can ! Survive ! If I let you !!!
Costas : Fans when we come back it’s our main event . The WWF Heavyweight Title is on the line . Paul Orndorff vs Bruiser Brody .
Break
Out of the break , Brody is fighting with Hogan , Nash and Orndorff ! Nord comes down to help , but he’s attacked from behind by Shane Douglas who beats him unmercifully with a chair from orders by his new manager Heyman . Nord takes two Piledrivers on the chair by Douglas .
Brody has been bloodied by his own chain . The Road Warriors come out and brawl with Hogan and Nash to the back . Orndorff and Douglas are choking Brody with his chain . Finally Bruno Sammartino , Bob Backlund and Tiger Mask make it to the ring . Orndorff and Douglas under orders from Heyman clear out . EMT’s are tending to both Nord and Brody as the show goes off the air .
End