LANCE RUSSELL opens the show by running down the line up which includes an intv with USWA tag champs the SHEEPHERDERS about what transpired with the DEVIL'S DUO including the appearance of MANIAC MARK LEWIN!
LANCE also speaks about the USWA TV title match where champion MASKED SUPERSTAR defends against GREG VALENTINE and in the MAIN EVENT...EDDIE GILBERT w/ JIMMY HART vs JERRY " THE KING" LAWLER!
1ST MATCH- ICEMAN KING PARSONS/SAVANNAH JACK vs GENE LIGON/JERRY ALLEN
A damn good debut for JACK/ICEMAN as they dominate here and get an easy win when JACK hits a superkick on ALLEN followed by a pin!
2ND MATCH- IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champ- The GREAT MUTA vs BILLY JOE TRAVIS
MUTA'S style is just way to stiff and unique for BJ TRAVIS!
TRAVIS tries to fight back but to no avail!
As MUTA climbs the turnbuckle, BRUCE PRICHARD comes to ringside to observe and MUTA hits a picture perfect moonsault and gets the pin !
BRUCE enters the ring and raises MUTA'S hand and the two leave the ring together!
LANCE next brings out the USWA tag team champs-THE SHEEPHERDERS!
A quick vid clip of The DEVIL'S DOU along with the attack by MANIAC MARK LEWIN is shown and afterwards LUKE WILLAIMS takes the mic!
WILLIAMS:" DEVIL'S DUO...MANIAC... u three have made the most bloody mistake of your lives!
JOHNNY ACE was injured so bad that he may never appear in a wrestling ring again!
And then it took ALL THREE of you cowards to get the jump on us!"
MILLER:" THATS RIGHT MATE ! But the biggest mistake these blokes made was not finishing the job and now you all have hell to pay!"
It's at this point that the DEVIL'S DUO and LEWIN rush out and attack the SHEEPHERDERS and it soon enters the ring!
The 3 on 2 is on and the champs fight back but are losing the numbers game ....BUT... all of a sudden out from the back and carrying a 2 x 4 is LUKE WILIAM'S cousin...LORD JONATHAN BOYD!!
BOYD cracks all three and gives the SHEEPHERDER time to fight back and as they strat beating on the three,LEWIN and the DD leave the ring and high tail it back to the dressing room!
As the SHEEPHERDERS are near LANCE ,LORD JONATHAN grabs the mic!
BOYD:" DEVIL'S DUO and LEWIN...You three want to talk about blood but you forgot one important thing...BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER!
And one cousin LUKE called me and told me what those wankers did,i hopped the next plane outta NEW ZEALAND and came right to Memphis!!
And you three may have hurt a simple flag bearer but in case anyone forgot....i'm the craziest of the SHEEPHERDERS and i'm considered to have more than a few screws loose!
So u all started something that you'll wish u never started!!"
3RD MATCH: CACTUS JACK w/ SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK vs GEORGE SOUTH
CACTUS just mauls the living hell outta SOUTH as he is calling out TERRY FUNK'S name as he decimates SOUTH before getting a submission with the mandible claw!!
4TH MATCH- USWA TV TITLE
MASKED SUPERSTAR (C) vs GREG VALENTINE
VALENTINE has been calling out all USWA and IWA champs and now he gets to back it up!
SUPERSTAR is using his vast array of maneuvers on GREG but VALENTINE is just as aggressive as the champ is!
This ends after VALENTINE has MS in the figure four but the champ gets to the ropes to break the hold!
VALENTINE argues with the ref which gives MS a chance to sinch in the Dragon Sleeper(cobra clutch)
VALENTINE is close enough to get to the corner where he is able to kick up his legs and push off the turnbuckle which sends both men to the mat!
However MS doesnt let go of the Dragon Sleeper and the red counts the champs shoulders to the mat,essentially causing his own pin!
MS release the hold as he wonders what happened and GREG VALENTINE is handed the belt and declared the NEEEEEW USWA TV CHAMPION- GREG VALENTINE!!
MAIN EVENT
JERRY " THE KING "LAWLER vs EDDIE GILBERT W/ JIMMY HART!
LAWLER and GILBERT go right after each other and after a few minutes of uncertainty, LAWLER takes over and starts beating the hell outta GILBERT!
HART jumps into the ring apron but LAWLER takes tin=me to hit HART and knock him to the floor!
As LAWLER returns to stomping GILBERT,JIMMY HART beckons to the back and out come RICK RUDE and JIMMY SNUKA!!
LAWLER gets a few shots in before GILBERT has recovered to give the FIRST FAMILY a 3 on 1 advantage!
It doesnt take long for that to change as STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN runs in once again to help LAWLER!!
But it's still 3 on 2 and the FAMILY gets the upperhand!
But the studio audience pops big as IWA World Heavyweight Champion DUSTY RHODES joins the fray and soon the FIRST FAMILY is getting mudholes stomped in their asses and leave the ring !
LAWLER and crew invite the FIRST FAMILYto come back in but they,ofc,refuse !
LANCE has given DUSTY his mic!
DUSTY:" RICKY RUDE!! You keep saying the worlds champ is running,hiding from youif you weeeeel! Well big boy,i'm right here in living color baby so if ya want some...come get some!! (crowd pops)
And i also have been talking to JERRY JARRET and since USWA is now running the LOUISVILLE GARDEN,he's agreed to give them one helluva main event!!
An 8 man tag team battle with the FIRST FAMILY against me,THE KING and the best ass kicker in the entire IWA...STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!"
AUSTIN:" And to be honest..i dont give a rat's ass on whose ass i kick as long as i get to kick ass!"
LAWLER:" Oh and by the way ...JIMMY HART....You are gonna be part of this 8 man tag event and that way we wont have to worry about your crap asn you;ll be right where we can see you!!
So lets bring out our 4th member who you know real well from your last foray in japan!"
The studio crowd pops as out to the ring comes...SASHA BANKS!!
SASHA:" JIMMY HART... you are nothing but a damn weasel and when we get to Louisville,i'm gonna take care of you!'
The audience starts to chant WEASAL! WEASEL! as DUSTY leads it on,SCSA has his y=usual pissed off look and is burning a hole into the FIRST FAMILY and THE KING is just laughing at the whole ituation as JIMMY HART is throwing a damn fit and practically faints as the FIRST FAMILY carries him back to the dressing room!!
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