AWA # 29 : The Heenan Family Enforcer Tourney .
Bobby Heenan : Tonight , it’s all about this briefcase . A contract with huge incentives and a chance to join the most elite group in professional wrestling . The Heenan Family . I’ve up the anti . $200, 000 . I want wrestling’s meanest , nastiest and ugliest . 8 men or women , I mean the women fans in AWA they can pass for men . A one night tourney . The winner will be the personal affairs assistant to the Heenan Family . No holds barred . This is not for the squeamish, humanoids . Oh and Solie get ready because you are going to have the opportunity to call the action with the greatest broadcast journalist of all time me . Hope you ham and eggers at home like it , well , I really don’t care if you do or not .
I’m Bobby Heenan , this is live pro wrestling this week from The International Ampitheater in Chicago and this is AWA . Ok Solie , let’s go .
Gordon : Thank you , Thank you to the 5,600 fans here tonight and the fans watching ….
Heenan : Nobody wants to hear you babble Solie . Let’s get with it .
Gordon : Very well , let’s go to the ring .
Jerry Blackwell vs Blackjack Lanza : Blackwell uses his weight advantage . He also shows off his strength by putting Lanza in a Bearhug . Lanza bites his way out and puts on the claw . Blackwell falls to one knee then too . Blackwell is bleeding and passes out . The ref waves off Blackwell giving Lanza the win .
Gordon : That’s all she wrote .
Heenan : Who the hell os she , Solie ? Ah it doesn’t matter . Lanza is my dark horse . I can see him being the Heenan Family enforcer .
Gordon : You’re watching AWA Wrestling on WGN . We’ll be back .
Heenan : What ? What do you mean we’ll be back . I funded this and I ……
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Gordon : Welcome back and what are you doing on your phone , Mr . Heenan .
Heenan : I’m calling that idiot Monsoon . I paid for this event , how dare you cut me off. I’m a professional.
Gordon : Let’s go to the ring .
Heenan : We go to the ring when I say so .
Gordon : Very well ….
Heenan : What are we waiting for , let’s go to the ring !
Tommy Rich vs Buddy Rose : Both men are bleeding all over the place . The match goes in and out of the ring . Rose hits a DDT on the floor . He gets 1…..2…. Rich kicks out . The two battle outside again . Rich with a Powerslam on a table . He gets the 3 .
Gordon : A big win here for Tommy Wildfire Rich !
Heenan : I booked him in this hoping Rose would end him . Rose will now have to be dealt with .
Gordon : What if Tommy Rich wins this thing and gets the enforcer contract .
Heenan : Solie, are you that dumb . Never mind . I’ll honor the contract , but Rich won’t make it out of the next round .
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Heenan : What the hell !! Another break . I’m calling my lawyer .
Gordon : May we go to the ring ?
Heenan : Yeah yeah go ahead .
Bobby Lashley vs Baron Corbin : Corbin opens up with some big right hands and put Lashley down with left uppercut . Corbin sets up for End of Days , but Lashley powers his way out and slams Corbin into the turnbuckles . Lashley with an Exploder and then a Dominator for 3 !!!
Hernan : Now Corbin fails ! Damn that ham and egger . Lashley you won’t make it out if the next round pail .
Gordon : Interesting a tourney you booked and two men who you don’t like won . Why would you do that .
Heenan : I got my reasons Solie , don’t worry about it . Have another drink .
Solie : Well, that sounds good . Let’s take a break while I do that .
Heenan : What ? Again!!!!
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Gordon : We have our final first round match up .
Heenan : This is going to be good . Hahaha !
Dr . D David Schultz vs Maniac Mark Lewin : This thing is ridiculous . Lewin is a nut and uses everything not nailed down to hit Schultz with . Schultz can take it just fine . After a big boot to a swinging chair , that backfires and hits Lewin the face . Schultz unloads with several chair shots to Lewin . Schultz goes up with an elbow drop off the top rope to Lewin’s face with the chair . You would think that would be enough , but Schultz hits a Piledriver for good measure . He gets the 3 .
Heenan : Hahaha . That’s one nasty hillbilly Solie . He’s my odds on favorite to win this .
Gordon : I thought Blackjack Lanza was ?
Heenan : What , don’t we have to take a break ?
Gordon : Good idea , we’ll be back .
Gordon : Before our semi finals , this where we have AWA action .
Heenan : Hey you know what , let’s take a break here .
Gordon : We just had one . Let’s go to the ring .
Bianca Bel Air vs Aja Kong : In the early going it’s all Kong , but Belair shows off her speed and power . She ends it with the KOD .
Heenan : Glad that’s over . Let’s get back to what is important .
Gordon : Indeed we shall , after the break . We’ll be back .
Heenan: Come on !!!
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Tommy Rich vs Blackjack Lanza : Lanza is in a nasty mood . He really wants to win this thing . He punishes Rich . Bounces his head off the ring post and drops a knee . He chokes Rich in the ropes . Rich falls out of the ring . Lanza closes in for the claw … right hand to the gut by Rich . Then another . Rich slams Lanza’s head into the ring apron . He hits a DDT on the floor !! He gets the 3 !!!
Gordon : Tommy Rich is in the finals !!! Tommy Wildlife Rich I’m in the finals !!!
Heenan : Ah shut up Solie .
Gordon : Let’s go back to the ring .
Heenan : No no no ! I need a drink of water . My anxiety is through the roof . Let’s go to break .
Gordon : Very well , we’ll be back !!
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Bobby Lashley vs Dr . D David Schultz: Lashley comes out with bad intentions. He puts Schultz in the corner and lays in shoulders to his ribs . He whips Schultz in the other corner and gets off an over the head belly to belly. Schultz staggers up as Lashley goes for the Spear , but Schultz pulls down the top rope and out goes Lashley down to the floor . Schultz hits an elbow drop off the ring apron and then gets off a Piledriver on the floor !! He covers and gets 1……2…..3 !!!
Gordon : It’s down to Dr . D and Tommy Rich !!
Heenan : The dumb hillbilly against the crazy hillbilly !! This is going to be good Solie . Tommy Rich , you’re done for pal .
Gordon : When we come back tag team action .
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The Flying Tigers vs The Islanders : This is the Islanders debut . Tiger 1 and 2 show outstanding team work , but King Haku gets off a big boot on Tiger 2 late . He tags to Jacob Fatu who gets off a Samoan Drop and then a Moonsault. Haku comes back in off the tag and puts on the Tongan Deathgrip !! Tiger 1 gets caught by a Fatu Superkick . Tiger 2 passes out !!!
Heenan : What a team Solie !!!
Gordon: They are brutal that’s for sure . Mr . Heenan we have taken our last commercial break , should we see who is going to be your new enforcer ?
Heenan : As long as it’s not that stupid hillbilly Rich .
Gordon : Let’s go to the ring then .
Dr . D David Schultz vs Tommy Rich: For 15 minutes the two pull out all the stops . Rich goes for the Thesz Press and Dr . D kinda hotshots him on the top rope . He goes up for the elbow drop . Rich moves and Dr . D hits the mat . Rich with the DDT !! He covers 1…….2……..Haku and Fatu hit the ring . They beat Rich and Schultz unmercifully with chairs . Haku with a Tongan Death Grip on Tommy , while Schultz gets caught in a Samoan Spike by Jacob Fatu !!!
Heenan grabs the house mic as AMW Curt Hennig and Roman Reigns make their way to the ring .
Heenan : You humanoids are so stupid . Did you think I would allow any of these morans that wrestled here tonight in the Heenan family ? This team the Islanders , they are my enforcers . All they care about is money and hurting people . Their job , protect me and the Heenan family at all cost . Solie , you wanted a reason for my booking . Here it is pal ! You’re as stupid as the rest of these humanoids. Ted Dibaise . Take a look because this is your future .
Show fades to black and a chorus of boos can be heard and Heenan laughing as it goes off the air .
End Show .
