AWA #28 : The First Family Strikes .
CM Punk : You people might remember me . I’m CM Punk . I was the guy who sold out arenas all over the country taking on former World Heavyweight Champion Hulk Hogan. Then I took the current champion Dusty Rhodes to his limits . Tonight Dusty I finish the job . My name is CM Punk and I’m the best in the world .
Dusty Rhodes: You know people are talking all over the world about what happened with the First Family . Well , that’s another time . CM Punk , congratulations, you took The Dream to the limit . Well tonight daddy , we gonna do it one more time . We gonna get Funky Like A Monkey and at the end of the night , it won’t be you that’s the best in the world , because there can only be one and this belt here says that’s the American Dream Dusty Rhodes, believe that , baby .
Freddy Miller: Fans this is the American Wrestling Association on WGN , from the Museum of Broadcasting live ! Here now is your host . The Dean of Wrestling Gordon Solie.
Gordon : Thank you , thank you Freddy Miller , thank you to this amazing studio audience. And thank you to you at home watching us on WGN . Tonight you will see the debut of the Next Gen Champion of Global Force Wrestling’s Kenny Omega. Kerry Von Erich and Brian Addidis will be in action and we will here from the AWA Heavyweight Champion Ted Dibase.
Bobby Heenan comes out with a briefcase and throws it on the podium . He hands Gordon the key . Gordon looks a bit puzzled .
Heenan : Open it Solie . It’s not rocket science.
Gordon unlocks the briefcase and opens it .
Gordon : There appears to be a contact here and a large some of money .
Heenan : You’re not as dumb as you look Solie , well , I take that back . That’s $100, 000 . You see I’m tired of Miz , he keeps trying hurt me . I got a serious neck injury and this man wants to put me in the hospital and end my career after all I’ve done for him .
I’ve had it with Von Erich and his stupid no talent ham and egger friend . With their dirty tactics . Who bales themselves after a tennis shoe btw ? So next week right here on AWA , a special one night tourney . I want the meanest , the nastiest , ugliest men I can find and maybe Trish Stratus too , have you seen her , yeech !!!!
No holds barred . Whoever can get down and dirty and has the intestinal fortitude to win it will receive the $100, 000 and will be the manager of the Heenan family’s personal affairs . A rough and tumble individual who for incentives will stop these ham and eggers with their cheating and dirty tactics .
Gordon : Thank you Mr . Heenan . Um , let’s take a break and when we come back , Kenny Omega will make his debut .
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Kenny Omega vs Rocky King : Omega’s talents are on display . He hits a Tope and then a shoulder breaker . 3 snap dragon Suplexes , a V Tigger followed by a One Wing Angel
Gordon : A great job by this young man . Kenny Omega. Sir , welcome to AWA .
Kenny : Mr . Solie , it’s a pleasure to be here . It’s nice to wrestle in a place where I can be on tv every week . You know ? I’ve held this Next Gen title for awhile now . I’m undefeated. I’m not sure what I have to do . MJF , you keep hiding behind your title . You barely beat Brett Hart last time out . Well , let me introduce myself . I’m Kenny Omega , the Next Gen Champion . I’m the real deal . The cleaner . I’m about to take care of a mess in the X Division and that mess is you , MJF . See you soon .
Gordon : Fair enough. When we come back , we’ll hear from the AWA Heavyweight Champion Ted Dibase and Kerry Von Erich and Brian Addis will be in action .
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Gordon : Welcome back . Joining me now the AWA Heavyweight Champion Ted Dibase. Sir , it has to be unusual to hear these fans cheering .
Ted : Not only feeling unusual, I’m really humbled . Thank you all so much . Gordon , it seems like lately , since I had this change on heart , people think Ted Dibase has gone soft …….
Heenan comes out with Roman and Perfect in tow .
Heenan : Think ? No , listen up you ham and egger , ever since you have been listening to these humanoids , you have gone soft . You have this little gang of thugs that do your bidding now pal . Look at the Tribal Chief Roman Reigns . You couldn’t beat him by yourself last week , you had to have Miz , Von Erich and Mr . Nobody come to your aid .
If you were any kind of man , you give this man another title shot . No help , none of your buddies hiding in back by the soda machine . You and him one on one .
Ted : You want me to take your man one on one ? I’ll tell you what , at the Open semi finals let’s settle this . However we got an open spot tonight . Perfect , what do you say about a match with Kazuchika Okada .
Heenan : Nope , no way pal .
This brings out Luce .
Luce : Ted , I think that’s a terrific idea . Heenan you have had everything you wanted since arriving here . Well you want your man to get that title shot , then you’re going to have to give me something .
Heenan : Nope , no way , Pal . Mr . Perfect will ….
Perfect : Bobby , Bobby ….. I got it .
Heenan : Are you sure champ ?
Hennig : I’m sure . He’s good , but he’s not perfect .
Heenan : Congratulations, Luce , you are about to send two of your biggest stars into early retirement, pal .
Gordon : Let’s sort this out and we’ll be back .
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WGN Television Title Mr . Perfect Curt Hennig vs Kazuchika Okada: The two lock up . Okada with a go behind and a take down goes into a side headlock . Hennig works to his feet and shoots Okada off and gets off a hiptoss and then transitions into a hammerlock . Okada gets to the ropes and Hennig drapes Okada’s leg over the rope and comes crashing down in a seated position.
While the ref admonishes Hennig , Heenan orders Reigns to smash Okada’s leg with a chair . Miz comes out and he has a chair of his own . The crowd pops huge as he blast Roman and Bobby . That’s all the ref sees and orders Miz out of the arena . Hennig back on the attack goes for a Figure Four. Okada rolls it over and reverses . Hennig gets to the ropes. Okada with a release German.
Hennig staggers up and Okada gets off a dropkick that sends Hennig out of the ring . Okada goes for a plauncha , but Hennig moves and Okada hits the floor . Hennig rolls his man back and hits a snap vertical Suplex. Hennig now locks in a Sleeper . Okada is struggling but falls into the ropes . Hennig puts a knee in the back of his neck and breaks on 4 . Hennig now pulls his man up and goes for the Perfect Plex , but Okada reverses into a neck breaker ……. RAINMAKER!!!! 1…….2……. Hennig with a foot on the ropes !!! Okada pulls him up and Hennig with a kick to that knee that took the beating earlier and then the Perfect Plex 1…….2……..3 !!!
Freddy : Fans , your winner and still WGN Television Champion . Mr . Perfect Curt Hennig .
Gordon : We’ll be back .
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Brian Addis and Kerry Von Erich vs The Flying Tigers : An exciting match that goes down to the last minute , when Kerry gets a sunset flip on Tiger Mask 2 . The crowd pops big . The four men shake hands afterward .
Gordon : Wait a minute , I’m told that CM Punk is hurt in the back . What’s going on here , I’m not sure . Jimmy Hart is out here .
Jimmy : Hahaha . Gordon , it was like a cartoon baby . CM Punk slipped on this and hit his head . ( pulls out a banana peel )
But hey Rick Rude the USWA , the IGWP and the GFW Heavyweight Champion is here , let’s have a match between him and Dusty .
Dusty comes out to the podium .
Dusty : Gordon, everywhere I go as of late daddy , the first family is there . Jimmy Hart , get your man ready because The Dream is ending this tonight .
Dusty gets in the ring and Snuka comes in and attacks him from behind. He tosses Dusty out on the floor and Rude is set for a Piledriver, but out of the back comes Cody , Kerry , Brian . The First Family wisely retreats .
Bob Luce joins Gordon at the podium .
Luce : I was on the phone with Gorilla Monsoon in back when all this was going on . He told me at The Open Finale , it will be Dusty and Cody taking on Jimmy Snuka and Rick Rude . Oh and Jimmy Hart , you’re going to be handcuffed to a friend of Dusty’s . Dusty is loved down in Texas . Chuck Norris can’t stand you . He and Dusty are neighboring ranchers . So he wants a seat right next to you.
Gordon : WOW ! Chuck Norris !
Bob : And Gordon , he will be here next week .
Gordon : You heard it here . We are out of time . For Freddy Miller, I’m Gordon Solie saying so long from the Windy City of Chicago.
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