Windy City Pro Wrestling # 3 Getting Fabulous
TV : Showtime
Time : 7pm to 9pm
Place : The Chicago Museum of Broadcasting
Attendance: 163
Sweet Home Chicago plays as Joe Pedicino takes center ring .
Joe : Hello Chicago!
Fans : Hi Joe !
Joe : Fans here he is the Dean of Professional Wrestling Gordon Solie your host !!!
Fans : Solie, Solie, Solie.
Gordon : Well hello there . We got a great show for you tonight . The road to Superclash begins he.....
Gary Hart leads our his champion . The Fabulous Heather Monroe.
Hart : Gordon Solay . What you are looking at is the greatest champion on all of wrestling . Not just the women’s division, I do mean all of wrestling . The perfect package of speed , power and technical skills. And you can’t deny her beauty as well .
This woman has been on the cover of several magazines . TV guide has interviewed her and she was the runner up for Time magazine’s person of the year . And let’s not forget her intelligence . 3 separate doctrines from Harvard , Yale and Brown .
And just recently she achieved something , that only one other has . She has been awarded a blackbelt in martial arts by her sensei The Great Kabuki. Only one other person has ever achieved that honor and we can’t talk about them .
Gordon Solay , I give you the Fabulous Heather Monroe!
Heather : So , last week , I was doing a live interview on the WCPW App with Joe Pedicino. And some inbred from Missouri named Mike Smith called me a fluke .
Well Michael , take a good look . You see this title around the perfect waist . Gail Kim lost to me twice and the Windy City Pro Wrestling Women’s Title is staying right where it’s at . Until , I decide I want to get rid of it .
No one is taking it from me . Not Gail Kim , not Sherri Martel, not Carmella , no beast or Amazon queen of the jungle is taking it , I’ll invite the IWA World Woman’s Champion Asuka herself to come get it and she will fall just short . I am.....
Voice : Heather , Heather , Heather ... will you please shut up .
Gordon : Wait a minute . That’s Reyna Reyes .
Reyna : All I hear out of you is blah , blah , blah . Well , you talk tough . Gary Hart comes out here and tells fabulous lies about you . You are over hyped , overrated and well you’re just overly obnoxious. And perfect waist ?
Honey , you need to hit the gym before you going bragging about that . You are an average athlete who got lucky . Let’s face it with your bald headed insurance policy , you wouldn’t keep that belt .
Heather : Is that a fact ?
Reyna : That’s a fact . You can’t beat me on your best day , without your insurance policy .
Heather : I’ll beat you right now .
Reyes : $5, 000 against that belt says I can .
Gary Hart : No way . You’re not getting a shot . Not tonight . We already have a match later . Heather , let’s go .
Hart pulls Heather away . As Reyna goes to leave , Heather attacks her from behind . She beats her head on the podium repeatedly. She bust her open .
Heather : Now , that’s what I call fabulous . Gary , you don’t ever speak for me . You want a shot , get that $5,000 out honey , because you are going to main event tonight against the most fabulous wrestler in the IWA .
Monroe and Hart take their leave .
Gordon : Let’s go to the ring . And could get some EMTs out here for this young lady .
Kerry Von Erich vs Mike Jackson ; Jackson surprises Kerry . His speed is leading the way . Kerry catches him coming in with an elbow . Discuss punch 1....2....3 .
Kerry joins Gordon along with the rest of Evolution.
Gordon : Well , Mr . Von Erich it looked like you were in trouble tonight .
Kerry : In trouble ? Why because a guy jumps around like cat with brain damage and gets lucky ? I put him away with two moves . I was never in trouble .
HHH : Gordon , Evolution is the cream of the crop . The best in the business . At no time are any of us in trouble , but I’m out here because I have an issue . Since his return to Windy City Pro Wrestling, Magnum TA is 0 and 7 , but he’s getting a title shot at my belt ?
Because that over blown whale Dusty Rhodes gave him a gift for being his friend ? Magnum, title shots are earned , not given . Just like respect .
Magnum comes out to the podium .
Magnum : Well , I’ll tell you what , anyone of you guys , I beat you , I get the shot . I lose , it’s on to the number one guy . What do you say ?
HHH : If you think you are in our league , guess again . We are not soiling our hands. But , I’ll tell you what , you want a shot . Win tonight against a opponent of my choosing and you got it .
Magnum : See you tomorrow night .
Randy Orton and Hollywood Dave Batista vs Ted and Jerry Oates : Nontitle affair . Ted takes a Batista bomb for the pinfall .
Gordon : Well, the new tag champs certainly look good right now let’s go to Joe Pedicino there is wrestling tomorrow night .
Joe : Gordon , tomorrow night at at the Navy Pier Bass Great Lakes Center . That’s right we are in the big boat’s ball room . A great card .
Barry Windham and Mike Rotunda the former Windy City Pro Wrestling Tag Team champions taking on Harley Race and Nick Bockwinkle
Gail Kim former Windy City Pro Wrestling Women’s Champion taking on Carmella
Luchadore Division Action : Newcomer James Gibson taking Mil Mascaras
Luchadore Champion Tiger Mask will be taking on El Santo
Sixman action . Kerry Von Erich, Randy Orton and Hollywood Dave Batista of Evolution taking on Bob Backlund , The American Dream Dusty Rhodes and Tommy Rich
HHH’s choice vs Magnum TA . If Magnum wins , he gets the Windy City Pro Wrestling Heavyweight Title match against HHH on tv next week .
Gordon : Thank you Joe what a great line up tomorrow night . And this show is already sold out , but you can join us on the WCPW App. Right now I want to bring in the IWA World Heavyweight Title Hulk Hogan. And well sir , it seems CM Punk had a lot to say this week in AEW .
Hogan : Dean Solie , let me tell you something, brother. Last time I heard anyone whine and cry as much as CM Punk , I gave my son Nick a pacifier, so he would shut the hell up , dude .
CM Punk you are a hell of a wrestler and a great athlete, and congrats on your UWF World Heavyweight Title, but this is the IWA and that world title doesn’t mean anything here . You didn’t win the tourney at Parade of Champions , I did and I am the one true IWA World Heavyweight Champion.
You can think what you want , believe what you want , and say what you want , but the fact of the matter is , I’m still the IWA World Heavyweight Champion and you’re not . You want this belt , we’ll try and come take it , brother , I ain’t hard to find . We’ll meet again and I’ll put the World Heavyweight Title on the line and you can keep your imaginary belt . But CM Punk , whatcha gonna do when the IWA World Heavyweight Champion runs wild on you !!!
Gordon : Thank you , Hulk Hogan .
Hogan : Dean Solie, it’s always a pleasure, brother.
Gordon : Let’s go to the ring .
Joe : Gordon , this match is one fall with a 15 minute time limit . First from St. Petersburg, Florida 235 pounds Brett Wayne Sawyer . His opponent making his Windy City Pro Wrestling debut , 240 pounds from Las Vegas , The Universal Heart Throb , Austin Idol !!!
Idol showboats throughout the match , but finishes Brett with a Las Vegas leg lock !!!
After the match Greg Valentine comes out and the two lock eyes . No punches , no attack , just an intense stare down . Security gets between the two men as they stay focused on one another all the way to the back .
Gordon : Well things got interesting there . Right now Dusty Rhodes will make his first American Television Title defense . Let’s go to the ring .
American Television Championship Dusty Rhodes vs Mr . Wrestling 2 : This match never gets started , Evolution jumps the ring . Batista Powerbombs Two through the time keepers table . Kerry puts the Claw on Dusty . He’s busted open .
Kerry drags Dusty to the podium . Now the remaining members of Evolution are just all 3 putting the boots to him .
Kerry : Why is a washed up , unsigned has been like Mr . Wrestling 2 , getting a title shot ? That should be me . I beat Rhodes on a house show last week . Hell , let’s just give Dangerous Dan a title shot ? I mean who is he anyway ?
Rhodes , until you give me my shot , nobody gets one . Each week I’ll come out here and beat someone up and I’ll make you bleed Rhodes . This is how it’s gonna .....
Magnum , Backlund and Hogan rush to the rescue finally .
Gordon : We have to get order restored.
Add for Superclash
Main Event Windy City Pro Wrestling Women’s Champion The Fabulous Heather Monroe vs Reyna Reyes: It’s the belt vs $5,000 . Reyes is pissed about earlier . She storms the ring . Thesz Press then goes all Austin on the champ . Heather tries to get away , but Reyes grabs her by the leg and scores with a dragon screw .
Reyes with a leaping lariat!!! From there she goes up top for a cork screw splash , but Heather falls against the ropes and knocks her down to the floor . Heather post her and more blood starts protruding from the bandaged forehead of Reyes . Heather rolls her in the ring and tears at the bandages !!!
She goes for a DDT , but Reyes counters into one of her own !! She’s lost so much blood and can’t capitalize though . Heather up first , sets for a Brainbuster !!! Reyes hits a snap suplex , Caporia to Heather !!! Again , Reyes is can’t get there . She gets up , Superkick by Heather !!! 1.....2....3 !!!!
Gordon : And Heather Monroe retains . We are out of time . For Joe Pedicino . I’m Gordon Solie saying so long from the Windy City of Chicago !!!
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