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 | | Subject: HLW BURN #6 Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:38 pm | |
| DARK MATCHES:
1. Big E. Langston beats D-Ray 3000 with a Powerslam.
2. The Empire defeat The Batten Twins Fedor pins Bart after a Double Super Brainbuster.
(The opening video plays with scenes of various famous sites from New York, New Jersey & Connecticut with images of members of the HLW roster mixed in between. Playing to "Hero" by Nas.)
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=koFfI2
Voice Over: He has left a wake of destruction behind him. He is the Golden Child of HLW owner Donald Trump. He may be the most hated man in the business. He is The Black Tiger. Shrouded in mystery with motives unknown but someone has had enough and he's here to stop him and run him out the HLW. Black Tiger vs El enerico in a Trump Match tonight on Burn.
Johnson: Hello wrestling fans! I'm Gus Johnson and this is BURN! Coming to you from the Hammerstein Ballroom in downtown NEW YORK CITY!! Alongside my broadcast partner Flava Flav. And joining us we have a special guest. She is the "Queen of the Ring" Sara Del Rey. Welcome Sara.
SDR: Thank you or should you be thanking me? Anyway I'm happy to help yu boys out and I get a birds eye view of who I face in the 2nd round of the Women's title tournament.
Johnson: Thats right we will see our last 1st round match tonight but that's not all is it Flav?
(The fans are chanting FLA-VA!)
Flav: YEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! (Crowd pops)
Flav: Yo! Tonight on Flava of da Week we gonna hear from Beware of Dog as they finally give Teddy Long his answer!
Johnson: Of course in our Main Event. Black Tiger puts his HLW contract on the line in a Trump Match against the generic Luchador, El Generico! We will also see Kamala The Ugandan Savage take on Shawn Hernandez. Its gonna be a great show, now let's send it up to Howard Finkel.
Fink: This is opening match for Burn! (Crowd pops)
Iron mike Sharpe
275 Lbs
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
-----vs------
Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
Weight 252 Lbs
Fiji Islands
Theme music: The People- Common
http://www.supload.com/The-People-download-tgJKXs.html
(Iron Mike tries to work over Snuka with his clubbing offense but The Superfly soon takes over with chops and headbutts. He hits a Side Backbreaker and goes up top and ends it with The Superfly death Leap.)
Fink: Here is your winner, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka!
Johnson: Convincing win for the Superfly, Sara.
SDR: I wasn't impressed, When was the last time Sharpe beat anyone? I mean come on fly. Face some true competiton like I always do.
Flav: Yo I'm sayin ma. I'm feelin your whole set nah mean? Waz up wit it yo?
SDR: Umm I'm sorry I thought we were doing this show in english?
Johnson: HA HA! Fans we will be back!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns backstage where we have Funaki)
Funaki: Hewo fans, HLW gonna have Pawade ofs champions show coming in July. We know Yuji Nagata face Boozer Bwody for World title. I bwing out now Candido and Tammy. Last week Nagata attacked by Abdullah the butcha. Is this yo doing?
Candido: Really? I have answered this a hundred times already today! I had nothing to do with what happened. Do I look like I would associate with Abdullah? Really?
Tammy: Abdullah? ewww. Definately not us!
Candido: But I will say this you are lucky Yuji because if not for that i wouldbe the new HLW Heavyweight champion today.
Tammy: Of course you would be baby!
Candido; So now Yuji faces Brody but where does that leave me. No Gimmicks needed Chris Candido NEEDS to be on Parade of Champions. I'm the quintasential Champion in all the UWF. So I am sending out an open invitation. To anyone here to face me at Parade of Champions. But I know no one will answer. No one wants to get beat on a big stage.
Funaki: Thank You. Now I have here Lacey Vo...
LOVE: Say it and it will be the last thing you ever udder.
Funaki: *Ahem* LOVE, of course.
LOVE: Just stand there and keep looking stupid. This is how it is, Me and Candice are looking for the new Hottie. So next week I will bring out a new hopeful. And we will see if she has what it takes. But remember I'm gonna travel to throughout the UWF trying to find the right mix of beauty and of course brains that will make a perfect compliment tome and Candice. So ladies..get your game up!
(As he turns togive the mic back to Funaki she sees him ogling her body.)
LOVE: Gross! As if!
(Camera switches to ring)
FInk: This is a first round match in the HLW Women's Championship Tournament.
 
Naomi Night w/ Teddy Long
Orlando, FL
------vs-------
"The Jezebel" Eden Black
The United kingdom
Johnson: Well here you go Sara the winner of this match faces you in round 2 of the tournament.
SDR: I have been in the ring with Eden before but I know very little about this Naomi Night. Not that it matters neither one of them is any real threat to me.
Flav: Yo I was watchin Battle Queens and this chick Eden Black really did her partner Gail Kim wrong. She got a real evil streak man.
(Match starts out with the seasoned Black taking control early. Teddy Long is trying his best to give Naomi instructions to turn it around. Eden goes for a Back drop and Night counters into a DDT. Now Night is in control. Working over the neck of The Jezebel. She hits a reverse neckbreaker and goes for the cover. 1.. 2..
No! Eden kicks out. Eden goes for Possession (Wrist-clutch exploder suplex). But Teddy Long jumps up on the apron to distract her. She releases Naomi and takes a swing at Teddy. Referee Charles Robinson is trying to keep them separated. Naomi sneaks up and hits her finisher, "Nighty Night" (Codebreaker) on Eden. She covers but from the other side of the ring Paul Burchill grabs Naomi's leg and drags her out the ring. Naomi slaps Paul and rolls back in but is tripped up by Burchill she is now yelling at him out on the floor from the apron. This gave Eden time to recover and as Night turns towards her she is met with Last Serenade (Big boot followed by a jumping neckbreaker) Its all over but the screaming. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Fink: Here is your winner, "The Jezebel" Eden Black!
Johnson: It Aint nuttin but a G thang!
Flav: Why did that sucka get involved for?
SDR: I need a hood to english dictionary. Eden Black gets her hand raised but she better not think she's gonna pull that with me. I got a plan for her.
(Camera switches backstage to the owners office where we see Snoop, Trump & Tunney.)
Snoop: Ok we got to get this parade show together. We got our Musical guest in Alicia Keys.
Trump: Yes and I was able to get Citifield as our venue.
Tunney: I booked our Main Event with Brody and Nagata.
Snoop: That's a great start but we gonna need more something big!
Santino: *ahem* I could not halp over-earing you say something big. Something spectackyar! I have it!
Trump: Oh this should be good.
Santino: We need a special match. we can use what we have we are in a baseyball stadium and have Alicia Keys.So we lock up Alicia with a baseball bat in a cage hanging above the ring then we have everyone fight to get to the top and open the cage and then Alicia can give them the bat or she can bash them on the head with it. The people will love it! We can call it Santino's Alicia Keys above the ring with a baseybal bat in a cage ladder match. It just rolls ofa the tongue.
(All 3 men stare in disbelief then look at each other and they all say....)
"Why did you hire this guy?"
Snoop: Me? I thought it was Trump.
Trump: I thought it was Tunney?
Santino: Ah I think I hear someone calling for me ta-ta! (Santino scurries out the office.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to the ring)
 
Kamala The Ugandan Savage w/ Shiek Adnan El-Kaissie
375 Lbs
Uganda
------vs-------
Shawn Hernandez
280 Lbs
Houston, TX
Johnson: Well we have Kamala in the ring but where is Hernandez?
SDR: He probably chickened out. Kamala is a Beast!
Flav: Man Hernandez is one tough dude. I dont think kid is afraid of anyone.
Johnson: Wait there's something going on in the back!
(Camera switches backstage where we see Shelton benjamin pounding away on a busted open Shawn Hernandez. Shelton is screaming at him as he continue to kick and stomp away. Finally security steps in and pulls Benjamin back.
Benjamin: You wanted me at Parade of Champions? You got me! Now What's really hood, G?
(Hernandez regains his senses as Benjamin leaves. He is told he will forfeit his match. He refuses to allow that. He pushes everyone away from him and begins to stagger out to the arena and towards the ring. We see road agent Grizzly Smith and others trying to convince him to stop but he enters the ring. Shiek Adnan smiles and tells Kamala to attack.
The bell rings as Kamala is chopping away at the already bloody head of Hernandez. Kamala throws him into the ropes and hits a Savate kick. Then Applies the Kamala Claw. Hernandez somehow digs deep and fights back he elbows his way out the hold. He then is firing both fists at the Ugandan Savage. He hits the ropes and nails him with a Flying Shoulder Block. The crowd is on thier feet. Kamala is staggered and Hernandez goes for a slam but he has lost a lot of blood and is a lil woozy and loses balance and Kamala comes crashing down on him. Ref joey counts. 1.. 2..
NO! Shawn kicks out. but Kamala is relentless he just keeps chopping away at the head and chest of Hernandez. Kamala rams him into the buckle then does a running body smash into the same corner. Hernandez collapses Kamala hits the ropes and lands the Belly Splash. He gets up and does it again. Now the ref counts 1.. 2..
3!)
Fink: Here is your winner, Kamala the Ugandan Savage!
(Kamala is not through as Shiek Adnan continues to tell Kamala to destroy Hernandez. He splashes him twice more. Then Kamala climbs the ropes as Shiek Adnan holds the legs of Shawn Hernandez.)
SDR: We gonna have Mexican pancakes.
Johnson: This is awful! Hernandez can't defend himself.
(Then we see running to the ring none other than....)
John Cena!!!
(John lays out El-Kaissey with one shot. Then he grabs Kamala from the top rope and slams him down to the mat. Kamala rolls out the ring and he and Shiek Adnan can't believe what's happened. Cena walks over to the ropes and looks at them and gives them the "You can't see me" sign. Kamala and Adnan leave but EMT's are checking on Hernandez who is going to be stretchered out.)
Johnson: John Cena is in the hood!
SDR: Big deal. You know what's a big deal? Me getting that lil scared fake champion Cindy Rogers in the Ring. Where you at champ?
Johnson: Well it was a big deal for Kamala I'm sure. Now let's send it to Flava of the Week!
(camera switches the FOTW set.)
Flav: I-ight yo! We got Beware of Dog here and we are gonna hear what they have to say about Teddy Long's offer
JYD: Yeah Flav. I would like to call out Mr Long now. (Teddy comes out.)
JYD: Ok we have listened to what you have been saying. You have some good points. But look at what just happened with Hernandez. We aint a gang me and koko get it done ourselves.
Long: Listen playa. With all due respect. What just happened was something between 2 men. You didn't see any other members of the League there. I can't control people. That's exactly what we are talking about we won't be controlled but we also are tired of being victims. Let's be honest here Dog.You was a victimnot all that long ago when Candido & Schultz put you through a barbed Wire Table while your partner was out chasing a freaking bird instead of watching your back. Here in the Negro League that would never happen. We look out for our own.
(JYD Looks down at the mat after hearing Long's words.)
JYD: Teddy..The answer is....
Ware: The answer is NO! It's always been no and it will always be no! Now you need to step before you get stepped on!
Long: Fine playas have it your way. But if you aint with us you against us. Next time you see me I wont be alone.
Ware: Talk that crap elsewhere! We aint scared of you or your gang of thugs.
(Teddy walks away as JYD looks at Koko in astonishment.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns and we see video from last week's attack by Abdullah The Butcher on HLW Champ, Yuji Nagata.)
Johnson: We still have no answers as to the reasons behind this heinous act. We have been told Yuji Nagata is NOT here tonight but were not exactly sure where his whereabouts are.
SDR: He's probably in an infirmary somewhere. The exact same place Mister Rogers is gonna be when i get my hands around her scrawny throat.
Muhammad Hassan w/Shiek Adnan El-Kaissie
249 Lbs
Detroit, MI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAq8d9NDsT0&feature=related
------vs-------
Jim Powers
235 Lbs
New York City, NY
(The Hometown kid gets a nice round of applause and early on he hits a nice knee lift followed by a picture perfect dropkick for a quick 2 count. That was the end of his offense for the night. Hassan catches him with a Back suplex backbreaker. He follows with a Snap Suplex. He throws him to the ropes and hits a Flying Back Elbow. He signals this is over and hits a Double Arm DDT for the win.)
(Hassan grabs a microphone and starts yelling something in Arabic as the crowd boos loudly.)
(Show goes backstage where we see Kristal Marshall texting someone from her phone.)
Kristal: Umm. hold up....uhh ok. Where was I? Oh yeah Its yo Gurl, Kristal. I gots wit me now Brayden Walker. Brayden you don't have a match yet for the upcoming Parade show do you?
Walker: No Kristal not yet but I'm sure The Walker will make his presence fe....
(All of a Sudden Hassan and Adnan walk into the picture and Hassan is still yelling in Arabic.)
Walker: Listen up boy. This here is the Walker's Interview time.
Hassan: You are like all other Americans.You want to silence me! But I too am an American! I was born here and I will not be treated wrongly because of my race!
Walker: Oh I'm gonna be treatin you wrongly but not because of your race...Its gonna be because of your face. Unless you get it out of my business now.
(Hassan stares at Walker for a second or two then smirks and walks away.)
Walker: Sorry about that Miss Kristal. Kristal?
(We see Kristal is off to the side still texting away.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to a backstage locker area. Here we see Manami Toyota not dressed to wrestle and up walks Mariko Yoshida. Then Yoshida begins talking in Japanese in a more heated tone than from Spring Quake. Toyota argues back in Japanese. Then we see Funaki walk into the picture.)
Funaki: Is eveyting okay?
Yoshida: Of course Funaki-san Everything is fine with me. Not sure about your friend though. (Yoshida walks away as Manmi once again hangs her head.)
(Camera switches to ringside)
Johnson: We're about ready for our main Event. As El Generico tries to win the very lucrative contract of the Black Tiger.
Flav: I think this is more about revenge for what Tiger has done to many other masked wrestlers lately.
SDR: Revenge? Only losers fight for revenge. I fight for money and for titles like the UWF World's Women's Title which by all rights should be mine. You hear that Cindy? Mine!
Flav: Damn ma you kinda hot but you is mental fa real.
Johnson: Ha Ha!
Black Tiger
????
????
------vs------
El Generico
220 Lbs
Tijuana, Mexico
Theme music: Ole
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=po0yWl
(Tiger comes to the ring wearing all the masks he's taken around his neck. BT pounces as the bell rings and takes control. Hitting throws and various suplexes. BT hits a Super-Plex. He now reaches dowm to undo the mask when Generico wraps him up into a small package. 1.. 2.. No!
As Generico is up he is met with a clothesline. Tiger goes for his moonsault but misses! Generico is up and hits the Ole Kick in the corner. BT is stunned. He goes for the BrainBustahhhh. But Tiger shoves him down crashing to the mat. He comes off with a leg drop then locks in a heel lock. Generico is in pain but makes the ropes. Tiger closes in but Generico catches him with a knee lift. Then he hits a Cradle DDT 1.. 2..
No! BT has his foot on the ropes. Then Generico hits a Spin-out Powerbomb for 2 again. Tiger retreats out the ring but Generico catches him with a Suicide Dive turned into a Tornado DDT. BT looks like he's out Generico enters the ring as Ref Joey counts at the count of 8 BT gets in saving his HLW contract given to him by Donald Trump to betray IWL. Generico goes for a Brainbuster but Tiger is able to float out and hits the Black Suplex. He goes up top and nails the Moonsault. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Fink: Here is your winner, The Black Tiger!
Johnson: Good night John Boy! This is over!
Flav: Who the hell is John Boy?
SDR: Was that a Walton's reference???
Johnson: Ha Ha!
(Tiger is now standing over Generico and begins removing his mask. But out come the Eliminators and Jimmy Snuka. Tiger backs off and leaves without the mask of El Generico. The fans give El Generico a nice ovation.)
Johnson: Thats all for this week folks join us next time when the Women's tournament continues. For Flava Flav and Queen Sara Del Rey this is Gus Johnson. Sparking Apple Cider and good night!
SDR: What is wrong with you?
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