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 | | Subject: HLW BURN #9 Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:50 pm | |
| DARK MATCHES:
1. Husky Harris def Jim Powers (Running Senton)
2. Chilly Willy pins Andy "Right Leg" Ridge. (Powerslam)
(The opening video plays with scenes of various famous sites from New York, New Jersey & Connecticut with images of members of the HLW roster mixed in between. Playing to "Hero" by Nas.)
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Voice over: His feud with the Black Tiger in the IWL was well known. It ended witha wrongful unmasking by Tiger despite losing the mask vs mask match. After the insidous deed Black Tiger left IWL with his Financial backer Donald Trump. In HLW Black Tiger has gone on a crime spree unmasking wrestlers from all over the UWF. Now the former Tiger Mask II has come to put a stop to the reign of terror by the Black Tiger. Mitsuharu Misawa is in HLW. His debut is tonight on Burn!
(Camera shows video of a extremely serious looking Junkyard Dog walking through the backstage area with a long Iron Chain searching for the Negro League.)
Johnson: Hello everyone I'm Gus Johnson and this of course is BURN! Coming to you from the Hammerstein Ballroom in downtown NEW YORK CITY!! Alongside my broadcast partner Flava Flav. And we would like to welcome a special guest this week, Mercedes Martinez.
Martinez: Thank you. I'm happy to be here.
Johnson: Tonight we got some main event tell em about it Flav.
(The fans are chanting FLA-VA!)
Flav: YEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! (Crowd pops)
Flav: YO! We got us a rematch from the Parade of Champions Yo! John Cena is gonna head up with Kamala! you know what I'm sayin!
Johnson: There is a lot of fallout from the Parade of Champions including something fans didn't see from after the show concerning Brayden Walker. We will go over all of it as we proceed but right now we have the HLW Heavyweight Champ in the ring.
(Camera switches where we see Yuji in the ring with the HLW strap around his waist.The fans are giving hm a standing ovation and chanting "You are Hood")
Nagata: Hello fans. I thank you for the cheers. But I feel I am not worthy of such praise. At Parade of Champions I failed in winning the UWF World Title. I had a chance to be first Japanese born World champion. But it was not to be..... Sheamus you are a worthy champion. I give no excuse... But you remember one thing. You no heard the last from Yuji Nagata. We will meet again and I WILL become World Heavyweight Champion! Because that... is my destiny.(crowd applauds)
Nagata: But now I still have to focus on being the HLW Heavyweight Champion. Furthermore...I want to know who is behind the attacks on me. If it was not Candido then who? Whoever the coward is I will find him. When I do they will be sorry. If you do not think so, go to hospital and ask Abdullah.
At Parade show we have a new number 1 contender. Jimmy Snuka. The Superfly. I know this man well. He is a man of honor. That is why I will be happy to defend this title against him at HLW next big Show City Heat. But Snuka-san know this...I respect you. But I will let no man take this from me. I AM the HLW Champion and I will remain so.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to the ring.)
Super Calo
200 Lbs
Mexico
-----vs-------
"No Gimmicks needed" Chris Candido w/ Tammy Sytch
225 Lbs
Spring Lake, NJ
Theme music: Back in Black- AC/DC
(Chris takes Calo lightly and almost gets upset as Calo gets 3 near falls in a row. Candido regains the advantage with a hot shot. The sets him up and hits the Blonde Bombshell for the win.)
Fink: Here is your winner, Chris Candido!
(Chris has a mic.)
Candido: OK really? In a couple of days I'm gonna whup some wannabe Power Ranger named Grape Fruita. Really? Not sure exactly why I should be worried about a giant citrus but whatever.
Tammy: I like grapefruits for breakfast baby.
Candido: Well I like Cookie Crisp! Its great! Cookies and milk, for breakfast! How can you go wrong. and when you're done the milk is chcolatley. Its frickin awesome man! What do you eat for breakfast in Japan?
Tammy: I think they eat rice hon.
Candido: Rice? Really? Are you kidding me? Thats why you look like you do Muta. You're all bunched up inside. You need to eat some fiber in the morning. Then you can empty out all that nastiness in the toilet. While you're there you can also flush any hopes you had of beating me for the JPWA Stage Championship. That belt will be mine. You? well you can gom back and rejoin G-Force or whatever silly cartoon you came from.
Johnson: Wow. Chris Candido had a lot to say to the Great Muta.
Martinez: I'm looking forward to that match myself. I consider myself a Great Muta fan.
Flav: I consider myself a Mercedes Martinez fan.
Martinez (Giggles) Aww you're sweet.
Johnson: Let's send it back to Funaki.
(Camera switches to backstage with Funaki)
Funaki: Hewo Fans. I have with me now The Eliminatows. You guys went to the WTF pwomotion and defeated the Smokin Guns, yes?
Saturn: That we did Funaki. No big surprise to us. The Eliminators don't get beat by no cowboys. Now looking at bigger and better things.
Kronus: Gold! Ha Ha Ha!
Saturn: Thats right Kronus we want some championship gold around our waists. We don't care if it's the Memphis Mafia, The Fortunate Sons, The Maximos ohh yeah what about you two. Stevens and Pat Patterson.
Kronus: Hide The Salami!
Saturn: Yeah dem boys like to eat. So how bout it Bombers? We be happy to take them shiny world title belts you backdored into.
Kronus: Backdoor HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Funaki: I wanna to tell fans about a special show coming up. Itsa called City Heat. Its comin fom the Jezzy City Amory in Jezzy City, NJ on august 29th. On that show the main event has been signed. Heavyweight Champion Nagata has agweed to face the numba one contenda "The Supa-fly" Jimmy Snuka. Jimmy come on out. This is your big shot at the title.
Snuka: Thank you Funaki bruddah. Its been a long time coming but now I get my shot at being the top man here. The Superfly is always the top man bruddah. But now he gets to fly. I'm gonna be the new World HLW Heavy championship. You can count it.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns and we see JYD still hunting the Negro League opening doors and looking inside. We see many backstage personnel keeping thier distance.)
Johnson: The Junkyard Dog is in a foul mood after what happened at Parade of Champions and the shocking betrayal of Koko B ware.
Martinez: It was shocking. You saw these guys in the back and they were like brothers.
Flav: Well...They are brothas.
Martinez: Yeah Flav, We ALL Brothas and Sistas. But I meant the other kind.
Johnson: Gotta Love it. Let's send it to the ring.
Fink: This is a number one contenders match. The winners will get a shot at the HLW Tag Team championship next week.
  
The Empire (Fedor Emelianenko & Vladimir Kozlov) w/ Shiek Adnan Al-Kaissie
Combined Weight 530 Lbs
Russia
------vs------
  
Douglas Williams & Paul Burchill w/Lord Alfred Hayes
Combined Weight 506 Lbs
United Kingdom
(Before the match starts we see a picture of Curt Hawkins sitting in the crowd. A fan asks him for an autograph but he just ignores him. Match is fairly even early with Burchill facing Kozlov. Then Douglas enters and uses some mat wrestling to disable the power of the large Russian but Fedor gets in and is able to get the advantage for awhile. Burchill hits a spear on Kozlov at one point and it looks like they may get the win but Sabu and Human Tornado make thier way down to ringside and distract the Brits. Fedor hits a Sambo suplex on Williams and tosses him from the rig and The Empire hit a Double Super Brainbuster on Burchill for the win.)
Fink: Here are your winners, The Empire!
Johnson: La Di Da Di, We came to party! The Empire geta shot at Los Maximos.
Martinez: La Di Da Di?
Flav: Doug E Fresh!
Johnson: Ha Ha!
(Camera is backstage in Snoops office where we see Snoop and Santino.)
Snoop: Damnit Santino! The Cobra? Man Now I got this dudes lawyers calling me. I'm gonna have to give this boy some guap or its gonna be a huge lawsuit.
Santino: Ima sorry Snoopy Da Dog. I donna know what is this guap is it like Guacamole? I can send him some chips too.
Snoop: Guacamole? Naw man Guap means serious cash son. Why would you do this?
Santino: Mr Tramp didn't want to let me inna the Battle Royale. After everyting Santino has done for him!
Snoop: What you done for him?
Santino: Well...ahhh. Ok this one time...ohhh no don't want to remind him ova that one. Well what about the time.... oooohh He wasa pretty mad about that too. Anyway it doesn't matta I donna like to brag.
Snoop: Santino I know you want a jobizzle but Trump is really hatin right now. Tell you what head down to our next Rising Stars show and help Striker for a show. While I see if I can convince Trump to find you a spot somewhere here.
Santino: No problem I will make Rising Stars the best show in the UWF!
Snoop: Just stay out of trouble there. Listen to Striker. Now go.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to the set of Flava of The Week.)
Flav: Yo! My guest this week is the brand new HLW Women's Champion, The Queen of the Ring, Sara Del Rey! Yo Sara whats good ma?
SDR: I'm not your mother...thank god. But What I am is the HLW Women's Champion! What I am is the Battle Queens Queen of the Ring! What I am is the best Women's Wrestler in the world! And in just 2 days what I will be is the new UWF World Women's Champion. Sensational Sherri Martel, a woman I respected at one time. She does what it takes to win. Just like me. Here's the difference. I'm willing to die to win that belt but more importantly...I will KILL for it if I have to. Everyone wants to show they are the best. Me? I'm obsessed with it. I have also develeloped the most devastating finisher in the Womens division, The Death Ray. Once I hit it at the All-Stars show I will become the World Champion.
(Out walks Serena Deeb)
Deeb: Excuse me! I hate to break up all this talk about dying and killing for titles. But I just wanted to let you know. I will be cleared by the doctors in just a week. So in case you don't actually win the World Title you still have to defend that one around your waist. So let's make a play date. August 28th Jersey City Armory, Jersey City, NJ at City Heat. I get my shot mandated by GM Tunney.
SDR: That's fine with me Serena. By the way how's the fiance? (Crowd lets out an "Ohhhh") I will do you one better because I feel sorry for homely girls who cant keep a man. At City Heat when I am World Champion. I will give you a shot at that belt instead. Until then Stay out my face.
(Camera switches back to ringside)
Johnson: Mercedes any comments on what we just heard?
Martinez: Sara Del Rey got the better of me at Parade of Champions. I don't make excuses. That match could have went either way. While I feel I deserve the first crack at the title. GM Tunney had decided early on Serena would get one first. But I won't just go away. I want that HLW Women's title and what I want I tend to get. So if you think I'm done then you just don't know about Mercedes.
Johnson: Well said, let's go to the ring.
Frank Williams
255 Lbs
Columbus, OH
------vs-------
Mitsuharu Misawa
249 LBS
Japan
(A camera shot shows Extreme Tiger watching the match.)
Johnson: Well we have some fans of masked wrestlers in the crowd it seems to see the HLW debut of one Mitsuharu Misawa.
Martinez: I believe that is Extreme Tiger in the crowd. I have seen him wrestle in Japan. When I was on tour in Japan I was able to meet this man, Misawa. He is an extremely gifted wrestler. A true gentleman as well.
Johnson: He also was the former Tiger Mask II who was wrongfully unmasked by The Black Tiger and he has told me he is here for one reason. That's to stop The Black Tiger on his obsession of unmasking wrestlers throughout the UWF.
(As you can imagine Frank doesn't have any answers for Misawa who hits a few patented suplexes then wraps it up with Emerald Flowsion. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Fink: Here is your winner, Mitsuharu Misawa!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns where we see Shelton Benjamin talking to some backstage workers when JYD comes flying in attacking him.)
Benjamin: WAIT! I had nothing to do with that. I wasn't even there man!
JYD: You suckas all run together you tell me where Koko is or pay the price.
(Then from behind come the Gangstas. They attack JYD and start beating him down Shelton picks up the chain and starts to choke JYD with it. In comes Hernandez who has a pipe the Negro League back off and leave the scene quickly. Hernandez tries to see if JYD is okay.)
(Camera returns to ringside)
Johnson: The Negro League continue to use strength in numbers on JYD.
Flav: Yeah but it loks like he got some backup with Hernadez now.
Johnson: Well right now fans we are going to send you to the closing moments of the match between Manami Toyota and Mariko Yoshida from the Parade show.
(Camera shows how Yoshida feigned an injury to gain an advantage and defeat Toyota.)
Johnson: I am told we will be hearing from both Toyota and Markiko Yoshida next week.
Martinez: You know up to the ending of that match I thought it was one of the best Women's matches I have seen. I'm betting we will see them face off again.
Johnson: Right now we have 2 other members of the Women's division in the ring.
Tamina
parts unknown
------vs-------
"The Jezebel" Eden Black w/Lord Alfred Hayes
The United kingdom
(The Jezebel uses her vast advantage in experience to keep control of Tamina. Eden uses a lot of wear down holds and mat wrestling to keep Tamina from using her athleticism. Eden hits the Snake in the Grass and goes for the pin. 1.. 2..
no! Tamina kicks out. Eden goes for Blaxploitation (Crucifix powerbomb) but Tamina slips out and hits a reverse neckbreaker. She hits the ropes and lands a elbow drop and makes the cover for 2. She tries it again but misses. Eden hts the Last Serenade. now she goes to finish off the rookie with The Eden Project but Tamina somehow counters into a roll-up. 1.. 2..
3!)
Fink: Here is your winner, Tamina!
(Eden is sitting in the ring in shock. She keeps asking the referee Joey. But he assures her it was a 3 count. Tamina celebarates hi fiving fans on way to the back.)
Martinez: Great win for Tamina I'm so happy for her.
Flav: She did her thing. Eden can't believe it!
Johnson: Well fans we will be back with our Main event.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to ringside.)
Johnson: Ladies and gentlemen. At the Parade of Champions show we saw Brayden Walker defeat Muhammad Hassan in a very violent match. After the show was over there was an incident security cameras caught what happened. We warn you what you are about to see is violent and you may want to censor this from any small children.
(Security footage shows Brayden Walker loading his bags into the back of his car when Hassan and the Iron Shiek along with Shiek Adnan El'Kaissie attack him from behind Hassan slams the trunk down on the left arm of Walker. hen the Iron Shiek Suplexes Brayden on the concrete floor with Adnan yelling encouragement Shiek applies The Camel Clutch on Brayden. We see some officials come over trying to stop it and Hassan takes out a collapsable baton. He starts to wail away on the officials and agents that try to stop them. He then takes the baton and cracks agent Grizzly Smith over the head with it. Grizzly is bleeding badly and shaking on the floor. The trio see this and then run away as we see medics rusihng in to help Grizzly and Brayden.)
Johnson: This is just a horrific incident. We are being told Brayden sustained a fractured ulna. But is recovering we dont know how long before we will see him here again. As for Grizzly Smith he has sustained multiple injuries from the attack including a level 2 concussion and he needed 27 stitches to close the wound. GM Jack Tunney has issued the following statement.
We here at HLW realize the dangers that come from having professional wrestlers engaging in altercations outside the ring. It's professional wrestling and those things happen. However, what transpired after the paradeof Champions show is all together different. Muhammad Hassan used a weapon on a non-active wrestler and has seriously injured that person. As General Manager is my duty to inform you all that the 3 people responsible for the attack have been heavily fined. Furtermore, Muhammad Hassan has been Suspended indefiantely without pay. We will not tolerate such actions of wanton violence against members of our staff. We here send our deepest condolences to the Grizzly Smith and Brayden Walker and hope for thier speedy recoveries.
Martinez: I think that is the right thing done By Jack Tunney.
Johnson: Lets send it to the back.
(Camera switches backstage with Kristal.)
Kristal: Yeah Its Yo gurl, Kristal. First off let me tell you dem pics of me on MTO is fake. Someone put my head on some hood rats body. You know I aint in no liquor store cashin my check. Puhleeze yall. Anyway we wanted to get some reaction from Shiek Adnan about what happened but he aint talkin and bein he wit dat big Jungle brotha. I aint askin twice...
Ziggler: Hey Kristal how you doin?
Kristal: Oh. It's you again. The big movie star.
Ziggler: You know it Kristal. I just got off the phone with my agent Ari. he got me a big role in a sequel coming up.
Kristal: Well they already did one for Dumber and Dumber.
Ziggler: You're so cute. maybe I can get you a small role in my next film if you're nice. I need someone to play my adoptive mom.
Kristal: Your mom? Nuuuhhhhh Uhhhhhh No you dint! You best get away from me. Of all the nerve. Anyway let me bring in LOVE and Candice, the Hotties. You usually have 3 of yall. so whats up?
LOVE: Whats Up, little ghetto girl, is we are on a Hottie search. We have had hundreds of applicants but haven't found the right one yet.
Candice: Yeah some of the girls were cute I guess. But its more than just that to be a Hottie. Its a state of mind.
Kristal: Judging from you two it must be a state of confusion.
LOVE: Watch it Laqweesha! Don't try to be cute with us. I'll knock you right back into that liquour store. C'mon Candice were headed to SSW for a visit.
Kristal: THAT WASN"T ME! It was photoshopped! Jeez. I can't take this stress.
(Kristal takes out of her purse a small bottle of bacardi and takes a shot. Then looks at the camera.)
Kristal: What?
(Camera witches to the ring.)
John Cena
Weight 242 Lbs
Boston, MA
Theme music: Time Is Now
-------vs--------
Kamala The Ugandan Savage w/ Shiek Adnan El-Kaissie
375 Lbs
Uganda
(Kamala attacks immediately with his overhand chops but Cena immediately fires back with roundhouse rights. Cena starts to get the advantage. He hits the ropes and hits a Flying Shoulder Tackle knocking Kamala into the corner. Cena goes for a Bodyslam but Kamala's weight is too great and he comes crashing down on John. Robinson counts 1.. 2.. NO! Cena kicks out as the fans were holding thier collectve breaths for a second. Now Kamala is working his Kamala Claw nerve hold on the trapezius of Cena.
Cena is able to land some elbows to the ample mid-section of the Ugandan Savage and breaks the hold. He hits a clothesline on Kamala which has him reeling. Cena goes for another slam and does it! He gives him the "You can't see me" gesture then hits the ropes and lands the five knuckle shuffle. He covers Kamala but he kicks out. Shiek Adnan jumps on the apron and Cena promptly knocks him back down but that lapse in concentration allows Kamala to hit a running splash into the corner. Kamala sends Cena into the ropes and hits a Savate kick to the jaw. He hits the ropes and lands the Ugandan Belly Splash. 1.. 2..
NO! Cena kicks out. Kamala eyes are wide in surprise. Cena is firing lefts and rights then scoops him up and hits the Attitude Adjustment. He goes up top and as Kamala is stagerring he hits his Diving leg drop Bulldog. Kamala looks out, he covers 1.. 2..
3!)
Fink: Here is your winner, John Cena.
(Cena is celebrating around the ring. He hugs referee Charles Robinson. He is pointing upwards as to be thanking god. But from behind Kamala lands some big overhand chops again. He lifts him up in a standing choke then drops him down to the mat. Adnan holds Cena's feet as Kamala comes across with another splash. Then one more. Officials come into the ring Kamala is about to attack them but Adnan is in enough trouble so he makes Kamala leave the ring.)
Flav: Damn yo. Kamala squashed that boy.
Martinez. He seems to be hurt.
Johnson: Well he got the win in the battle but it seems the war is far from over. That's all for this week folks. Thanks to Mercedes Martinez and of course Flava Flav. See you next time.
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