Supes
Admin
Posts : 950
Join date : 2018-09-11
Age : 56
 | | Subject: HLW BURN #5 Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:36 pm | |
| THIS SHOW IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF GRIZZLY SMITH. RIPDARK MATCHES:
1. Grizzly Smith beats Chilly Willy with a Bearhug by submission.
2. Andy Ridge pins Frank Williams after a Roundhouse Kick.
(The opening video plays with scenes of various famous sites from New York, New Jersey & Connecticut with images of members of the HLW roster mixed in between. Playing to "Hero" by Nas.)
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=koFfI2
Voice Over: From the beginning HLW was one of the pioneers in bringing Women's wrestling to the UWF. But up to now they never crowned a champion. Now the Hood is looking for one woman to step up and represent them to the rest of the UWF. The HLW Women's Championship Tournament continues this week on Burn.
Johnson: Hello wrestling fans! I'm Gus Johnson and this is BURN! Coming to you from the Hammerstein Ballroom in downtown NEW YORK CITY!! Alongside my broadcast partner Flava Flav. And a special guest with us tonight we have some royalty in the Hood, Lord Alfred Hayes. Welcome.
Hayes: Thank you Mr. Johnson. It's an honor to be here in the "hood" as you put it.
Johnson: Well you picked a great night to join us as we will have not 1 but 2 more first round matches of the HLW women's tournament. But thats not all is it Flav?
(The fans are chanting FLA-VA!)
Flav: YEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! (Crowd pops)
Flav: Yo son. we got a lot of fallout from Spring Quake. And if you wasn't there you missed it fa real! We gonna see Douglas Williams and Paul Burchill taking on my man Human Tornado and a partner of his choosing. I'm lookin forward to seeing HT take out them punks for thier triflin attack at Spring Quake.
Johnson: HAHA! Not only that but we will see the debut of The Iron Shiek! That's right Shiek Adnan has brought in the Iranian madman to the hood. But right now we have GM Jack Tunney in the ring.
Tunney: Hello everyone. I'm here tonight to to let all of our fans know about the big happening this Summer. It's called Parade of Champions and its taking place all over the UWF. The HLW will be no exception. July 14th we will have our big Parade show and not only will you see the greatest wrestling action anywhere but we also will have a special musical guest, Alicia Keys! (Crowd pops)
This show will take place in Flushing, NY at CitiField home of the New York Mets. Now if you have been paying attention The Mets are the best HOME team in all of baseball which means that stadium is magic and we plan to add to that magic ourselves on the 14th. Now the card has not yet been made but we have signed our main Event and for that I would like to call out the HLW Heavyweight Champion, Yuji Nagata.
(Nagata makes his way out to a nice round of applause he climbs the ropes and salutes the fans.)
Tunney: Yuji you will be in the main Event at Parade of Champions. The HLW Heavyweight Champion will face..... Bruiser Brody, for the UWF World Heavyweight title! (Crowd erupts)
Nagata: Thank You, Mr Tunney. Finally I will have my shot at the World title. After Spring Quake and my victory over Randy Savage I feel I have answered all challenges and now its time for me to do the challenging. So on July 14th I will make history and become the first Japanese born UWF World Champion.
(We hear AC/DC's Back in Black play and out comes Chris Candido & Tammy)
Candido: Really? You are now done with all challengers? Really? Well I think there are still some challenges for you here.
Tunney: Enough Candido.Before you start trying to send more bounty hunters after him. I'm booking this tonight. Yuji Nagata vs Chris Candido (Crowd pops)
Tammy: Wait! We're not prepared.
Tunney: Too bad, you will have this match or you will be fined and suspended!
(Nagata nods his head in approval as Candido and Tammy look flustered.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to the ring)
Fink: This is a 1st round Women's Championship tournament match!
"Latina Sensation" Mercedes Martinez
Waterbury, CT
Theme music: Swagger Like Us- T.I. Ft.Jay-Z, Kanye West & Lil wayne
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=lEaHim
------vs-------
Shark Girl
The Murky Depths
Johnson: This was originally supposed to be Portia Perez in this match. But after winning the Battle Queens Tag Team championship she decided to bow out of this tournament.
Hayes: I say where on earth did you find this dreadful Shark Girl?
Flav: Yo Al! You aint never had some Snapper! Don't knock it till you try it!
(Match is back and forth early on. Shark Girl is able to keep Mercedes off-balance for awhile but then she catches her with a Death Valley Driver. She hits a Saito Suplex and then finishes her with the Pescadora Buster. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Fink: Here is your winner, Mercedes Martinez!
(Martinez makes her way to the back first. As Shark Girl is just getting up and out comes The Black Tiger! He gets in the ring and right into the face of Shark Girl. Shark Girl backs off into the corner but Tiger follows her and just stares at her. She slowly removes her mask and hands it to him he snatches it away then turns and walks away. Shark Girl moves away from the corner when suddenly Black Tiger turns and hits the Black Suplex (Whirling Samoan Drop). The crowd is livid as Tiger makes his way to the back some fans hurl paper cups at him.)
Hayes: That is simply uncalled for!
Flav: What the hell is wrong with him?!
Johnson: The Black Tiger has become obsessed with anyone wearing a mask. He was supposed to be facing El Generico in a "Trump Match" but for some reason he had transportation issues but he has guaranteed he WILL be here next show and he will challenge Black Tiger for his contract here in HLW. Now lets send it to the back.
(Camera switches and we see Krystal Marshall.)
Krystal: Yeah It's ya gurl. Follow me on Twitter Bad_azz_Beeyotch_Krystal. Now lets get on with this. Dolph Ziggler you was at Spring Quake and you got beat son.
Ziggler: Beat? Honey I'm such a great actor you couldn't tell I was playing a role.
Krystal: Whatchu talkin bout Willis! You sayin the fight was fixed?
Ziggler: No, of course not but if I would have just walked in and beat him in 30 seconds no one would have cared. So I used my great acting ability to make the fight seem competitive.
Krystal: But you lost.
Ziggler: That was a dress rehearsal. The referee counted fast. He was fooled also by my great acting ability. Trust me that nobody could never beat me. No one in HLW can. I'm a Superstar in the ring and on the screen.
Krystal: This fool is wack. Let me now bring out the Queen of the Ring, Sara Del Rey. Sara at Spring Quake you moved on to the 2nd round in the Women's Championship Tournament but the bigger story is what you did to UWF Women's Champion, Cindy Rogers.
SDR: Did that bother you? I know it bothered her. You can keep ducking me "Cindy" but I'm gonna keep coming at you. You are not a Champion, you're a joke. Keep looking over your shoulder cause I'm gonna be there. When I get ahold of you its gonna be such a disaster someone is gonna blame BP for it.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns ringside.)
Johnson: Well fans if you missed it. Spring Quake was quite a show but there was a situation that took place after the show. The team of Beware of Dog defeated The Empire during the show but as we will see now The Empire and Shiek Adnan didn't take the loss well.
(Video shows Beware of Dog heading out to thier car when from behind The Empire attack. JYD is suplexed by Fedor and Koko has the trunk of the car slammed on his arm. Shiek Adnan is screaming wildly as the attack ensues. Finally security and other wrestlers come in.)
(Camera switches to the ring.)
Kaz Hayashi
193 Lbs
Tokyo, Japan
-----vs-------
Iron Shiek W/ Shiek Adnan Al-Kaissie
261 Lbs
Tehran, Iran
Johnson: Here we see the debut in HLW of the Iron Shiek. He has been everywhere in the Wrestling World here in the U.S. and abroad.
Hayes: Yes I am very familiar with this man. He is truly out of control yet is a very skilled technician in the ring. Quite a dangerous combination.
Flav: You sound like that lizard from the Geico commercials. (laughs)
(Kaz tries to use quickness to gain some momentum but Shiek stops that with a big right hand. He hits a Belly to Belly Suplex. Then stomps away at the back of Hayashi. Shiek then hits a Gut Wrench Suplex he then drops an elbow to the small of the back. He tosses Kaz into the ropes and hits another Belly to Belly Suplex then he turns him over and locks in the Camel Clutch. Kaz quickly taps.)
Fink: Here is your winner, The Iron Shiek!
Johnson: Rock Tha Cazbah! The Iron Shiek is victorious here on Burn!
Hayes: Yes The Iron...did you say The Cazbah??
Johnson: HA HA!
Flav: These shiek dudes look like trouble to me!
(Camera switches backstage where we see beware of Dog sitting in the locker Room and in walks Teddy Long.)
Long: Players. I saw what happened after Spring Quake.
Ware: Yeah? ...and?
Long: Don't get hostile with me playa. I told ya if yall was down wit the League this type of thing wouldn't happen. I'm tired of waiting for an answer.
Ware: So stop asking!
Long: I told you to chill with that bird-brain.
JYD: Enough! You will get your answer, Long. Next week.
Long: Fine. Next week it is.
(Long leaves as Koko and JYD look at each other for answers.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to the ring)
L.O.V.E.
Dallas, TX
Theme music: Miss Independent- NeYo
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=1EWAfk
-----vs------[/b]
(Out comes LOVE's opponent Serena Deeb and Jack Tunney.)
Tunney: Unfortunately after the injuries sustained by Serena in the Light Bulb death match at Spring Quake the doctor's have not cleared Serena to wrestle. (Crowd boos as Serena shakes her head.)
Tunney : I have no choice but to not allow Ms. Deeb to enter this tournament. But I have made a ruling. Whoever does win this tournament, Their first title defense will be against Serena Deeb! (Crowd cheers)
LOVE: Yeah whatever. Referee raise my hand!
Tunney: Not so fast LOVE, Serena cannot compete but HLW has just signed someone to the roster and they will take her place. (out comes)
Tamina
parts unknown
(Tamina comes in and immediately rolls up LOVE 1.. 2.. no! Love hits a chop to the throat. Then she starts choking Tamina on the top rope. LOVE is extra vicious tonite as she is violently kicking away at the head of Tamina. But soon Tamina gains the advantage and is tearing into LOVE. She hits a sitout facebuster for a 2 count. She goes for a DDT but LOVE charges forward and rams her into the buckle. LOVE chops the chest of Tamina and the crowd lets out a "Whooo". She whips Tamina towards the opposite corner but Tamina springboards out the corner and catches LOVE with a Flying Body press. 1.. 2..
NO! Tamina hits a side backbreaker on LOVE and climbs the ropes. She comes off with the Splash but LOVE Gets her Knees up! Tamina is up but in great pain holding her ribs. LOVE is up and hits her with a Discus Punch. She makes the cover as referee Joey Marella counts 1.. 2..
NO! Tamina barely kicks out! The crowd is chanting "This is Hood!" LOVE goes for her finisher but somehow Tamina shifts her weight and has her down in a crucifix 1.. 2..
No! Love kicks out and as Tamina stands she is hit with a hard clothesline. LOVE picks her up again and this time hits "Love Sick" (Burning Hammer). She makes the cover 1.. 2.. 3!)
Fink: Here is your winner, LOVE! (Crowd boos)
Johnson: Wow Al that was some match a strong debut in a losing effort for Tamina.
Hayes: Yes well it seems that young Ms Von erich has done quite well for herself.
Johnson: I wouldn't let her hear you refer to her as a Von Erich. She seems to have some "family issues".
(Camera switches backstage wher we see GM Jack Tunney and Santino Marella.)
Tunney: Sorry Santino but Funaki is back. So I don't need you to do interviews this week.
Santino: Yes I see Yack. But I have something else to tell you. A package has been delivered here to the arena. It is for Yogi Bearnata.
Tunney: You mean Yuji Nagata?
Santino: Das watta I say! Anyway itsa big box very heavy. I'ma get the forklift and bring it to him.
Tunney: I believe this is some items he had sent from Japan. These are very important to him so make sure you bring it to him undamaged, understand?
Santino: Of course Safety is my middle name. (Santino leans on some crates and knocks them over it sounds like whatever was inside was glass and broke.)
Santino: Uhhh, maybe it was my mother's maiden name. (Santino scurries off)
Tunney: Jeez why did Snoop hire that guy for anyway?
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to the set of Flava of the Week.)
Flav: Yoooooooo!!!! Tonight I got my peeps up in the place! Please welcome the HLW tag team Champions, Los Maximos!
Jose: Yo wassup Flav! It's good to be here man.
Joel: Man It's good to be the champions, word.
Flav: No doubt.You boys have done your thing you fought off challenges by Candido & Schultz and the Gangstas. You boys have that hot new entrance too!
Joel: You like that Flav?!
Jose: Word thats just us showing everyone a little of the Latino night life ya heard. Fine women good music and having a good time.
Joel: That's fa real but we want to talk about something serious for a moment. Before HLW went on its Hiatus we was in the mix for the UWF World Tag Team Championship. But it seems we have been forgotten.
Jose: Word bro! Storm & Copeland you got them titles and we see you got a couple of poodles in SSW chasing you as well as 2 rednecks out in WLW.
Joel: Don't forget the two Hillbillies in XWA. They been gettin shots for like 2 years already. What we tryin to say is Where's our shot? Yall talk about being the best but just keep fightin the same teams over and over again.
Jose: So its like this. We got this Parade of Champions thing happening. Me and my brother right now are putting out a formal challenge. Come down to Citifield in Queens. Have a hot dog, and we know yall love beer. There's gonna be plenty. Then just meet us in the ring and put them shiny belts on the line and lets see just how good you boys really are.
Joel: So c'mon champs. Let's see how you hold up at a house party. Latino Style!
(Camera switches back to ringside.)
Johnson: Well Los Maximos throwing down the proverbial gauntlet at The UWF World tag champions.
Hayes: Well I have seen the World Champions compete. Los Maximos would do well not to take them lightly.
Johnson: Right now we have coming down to the ring the team of Paul Burchill and Douglas Williams. These are two of your fellow countrymen aren't they Alfred?
Hayes: Unfortunately so.
(Williams and Burchill come around to the announce table and begin to jaw at Lord Alfred. They mock him saying he is he old guard but they are whats new and exciting in the United kingdom.)
Johnson: Sorry about that Al.
Hayes: They are nothing but common ruffians. They have a lot to learn about this sport.
 
Douglas Williams & Paul Burchill
Combined Weight 506 Lbs
United Kingdom
-----vs------
"Mr. Excitement" Human Tornado
175 Lbs
Hollywood, AL
Theme Music: Everybody Dance Now- C & C Music Factory
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=zsXGGy
(HT makes his way half way down the ramp then points to his head as if he just remembered something he points back at the curtain.)
Johnson: Just who is Tornando's partner? It could be just abou....wait... look towards the ring someone just jumped out the crowd! It's....
Johnson: Sabu!!!!!
(Sabu jumps upon the apron and hits a Springboard double Bulldog on Williams and Burchill as the crowd erupts! HT races in the ring and starts pounding away at Williams with roundhouse rights. He does a dance spin and lays him out with a haymaker. Sabu has dropkicked the leg out from Burchill and hits an Arabian legdrop as the fans are on thier feet! the team of Sabu and HT are battering the 2 Brits from pillar to post. Paul has tried to flee the ring but Sabu is right on him. he grabs a chair and flings it into the face of Burchill. Referee Joey is letting it go as he understands how emotional a matchup this is. Sabu is setting up a table meanwhile Tornado has Douglas down in the corner and does the House Party kicks followed by the splitleg low blow as the fans cheer. Sabu has set up Burchill on the table on the floor. He rolls in the ring and points to the heavens as he hits the far ropes but referee Joey gets in the way. He tells Sabu not to put Burchill thru the table. Sabu turns but then quickly leaps to the top rope and comes off with a Flying legdrop.But the extra time gave Burchill a chance to move and Sabu crashes thru the table to the floor.
In the ring HT hits a moonsault on Williams and covers but Burchill breaks it up. Now with Sabu down on the outside they doubleteam HT. They hit a a double gut-crusher. Then an elevated neckbreaker. Joey is trying to get 1 of them out the ring but they are paying him no attention. They are holding up Tornado getting ready to do a double chokeslam it seems. But Sabu is on the top rope he comes off with a Missle dropkick to Williams who crashes into Joey Marella and knocks them both out the ring. Sabu Piledrives Burchill and then slaps on the Camel Clutch but there is no referee.)
Hayes: This referee is dreadful. I have to do something.
Johnson: Wait Lord Hayes don't get involved! Well folks my broadcast partner has headed to the ring.
Flav: What's he doin? That boy crazee!
(Hayes goes over to Joey and shakes him telling him to get up. He enters the ring. Ht is thanking him but telling him to leave. Sabu has released the hold and brought a chair to the ring. He sets up Burchill and goes for the Triple Jump Moonsault but as he springs off the top rope Hayes grabs his foot and Sabu winds up landing on the steel chair awkwardly. Ht saw this and spins Hayes around to confront him but Williams comes from behind and hits Chaos Theory. Referee Joey crawls back in and makes the count 1.. 2..
3!)
Fink: Here are your winners, Douglas Williams and Paul Burchill!
Johnson: VitaMeataVegamin!
Flav: Why did Al help... What the (bleep) did you say??!!
Johnson: Ha Ha!
(In the ring Lord Alfred Hayes is embraced by Williams and Burchill and they all leave the ring together to the back.)
(Camera switches and we see Santino loading a large crate onto a forklift.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns backstage where we see the returning Funaki)
Funaki: Hewo Fans. I'ma back! Wight now I bwing out a newcoma to HLW. Shawn Heynandeez.
Hernadez: What's up Funaki? Glad to see you up and around. I heard you had some trouble.
Funaki: Ahh yes, It is how you say...all good. Ata Spwing Quake you coss path witha Negwo League.
Hernandez: Yeah i did, And they got a lucky win but it took all of them to pull it off. So I'm saying how about a one on one affair? C'mon Shelton you say you are the Gold Standard. To me you look like some cheap costume jewlery. Parade of Champions is coming. We can do it there if you like bro. I keep hearing how yall is hood, but none of you know how Hood I really am.
Funaki: Thank you Shawn. Now I bring in my close friend Manami Toyota. I will translate for her to all our fans in english. Manmai at Spring Quake you lost to Sawa Del Wey and afta we saw Mariko Yoshida enter the ring and speak to you. The fans want to know what was that all about.
Toyota: I have not seen Yoshida since I left Japan. I was very stunned to see her there. She said some things to me that were....personal.
Funaki: Can you elaborate?
Toyota: She ...had some some comments about my recent losses. I really rather not say anymore right now. I'm sorry.
Funaki: Back to the Wing.
(We see Santino Marella loading bringing out the crate for Nagata and leaving it near the announcer's desk. Santino stands by to guard the box until Yuji can take posession of it.)
"No Gimmicks needed" Chris Candido w/ Tammy Sytch
225 Lbs
Spring Lake, NJ
------vs------
Yuji Nagata
HLW Heavyweight Champion
Weight 254 Lbs
Togane, Chiba, Japan
Theme music: Mission Blow
(As Candido and Tammy enter they look strangely at the crate. Then enters the champion. Yuji stops at the crate and stares at it with a surprised look in his face, He asks Santino what is it but he doesn't know. Nagata slowly walks away and enters the ring but as soon as he does Candido blasts him with a running knee knocking him to the floor Candido is out there quickly and sends Yuji head first into the box. Yuji crashes down to the floor as Referee Charles Robinson is out there backing Candido away. As this is happening the side of the box comes flying off and out comes.)
Johnson: Abdullah The Butcher??? What the hell is he doing in HLW?
(Santino jumps in front of Abdullah and tells him to stop where he is. Abdullah pauses for a second the bashes Santino over the head with his fork. Candido and Sunny look like they don't know what to make of this and go off running to the back. Abdullah now closes in on Yuji and starts to tear away at him using his famous fork. Quickly Nagata is a bloody mess as Abdullah continues the mauling but soon enough Yuji fight back with some hard forearms and elbows of his own. The 2 men are brawling all through ringside taking up chairs to each other. Security tries to intervene but they get met with Abby's fork or from a blow form Nagata. After about a good 5 minutes of mayhem the two men are separated. Abdullah makes his way out to the parking lot where a car is waiting he gets in and it skids off. Meanwhile Yuji has collapsed and is being looked at as he has lost a lot of blood.)
Johnson:I don't know what to say.The Heabyweight Champion has been brutally attacked by none other than the Madman fron the Sudan, Abdullah The Butcher.
Flav: He has earned that rep yo. The guy is just that, a butcher. But why? Was this a plan of Candido's or someone one else? Man this Sh*t is messed up yo.
Johnson: Turn in next week folks we hope to have some answers then. Next week we will continue the HLW Women's champinship Tournament, Till then good night.
 | |
|
