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 | | Subject: HLW BURN #4 Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:31 pm | |
| DARK MATCHES:
1. Brayden Walker pins Iron Mike Sharpe
2. Latin Revolution defeat The Batten Twins. Torres pins Brad with a reverse Sunset Flip.
(The opening video plays with scenes of various famous sites from New York, New Jersey & Connecticut with images of members of the HLW roster mixed in between. Playing to "Hero" by Nas.)
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Voice over: His name is known throughout the UWF. Its synonymous with Mayhem and savagery. He is the Ugandan Giant, Kamala. With his new manager he is ready to begin a path of destruction thru the HLW but someone is ready to make a return to the squared circle to put a stop to it before it gets started. Kamala faces the returning Brooklyn Brawler. Tonight on Burn.
Johnson: I'm Gus Johnson and this is BURN! Coming to you from the Hammerstein Ballroom in downtown NEW YORK CITY!! Alongside my broadcast partners Steve Lombardi & Flava Flav. Steve tonight marks your return to the ring.
Lombardi: That it does Gus. What Kamala did to our colleague Funaki is uncalled for and I'm gonna do something about it.
Johnson: Well we can't wait for that but Flav tell us about our Main Event.
(The fans are chanting FLA-VA!)
Flav: YEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! (Crowd pops)
Flav: YOOOOO! Tonight we got Los Maximos defending the tag belts against Gangstas. These two teams got mad beef for a long time and it don't look like its going away anytime soon.
Johnson: Its gonna be a huge night. Let's get it started!
Fink: This is our opening match!
 
Billy Two Eagles & Tom Brandi
--------vs--------
  
Beware Of Dog (Junkyard Dog & Koko B Ware)
Combined weight 529 Lbs
Theme music: Another One Bites The Dust- Queen
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(One sided affair as JYD and Koko work over Billy. Brandi gets in the match and hits a powerslam on Koko but misses a knee drop. He tags back in a not fully recovered Two Eagles who subsequently is victim to a Brainbuster by Koko for the win.)
Fink: Here are your winners...Beware Of Dog!
Johnson: Solid victory by Beware of Dog. They will be taking on The Empire at Spring Quake 2010.
Flav: They is back and looking to get back at a title shot. But I wouldn't want to get in the ring with The Empire. They gonna have a tough time of it there.
Lombardi: That they are, you got to wonder though are they thinking about what Teddy Long recently told them? Basically offering them a place in the Negro League. It's those kinds of distractions that can get you hurt against the 2 Big Russians.
(Camera switches Backstage where we Donald Trump walking through the hallway. Santino Marella comes up to him.)
Santino: The MCDonald! I have something to tell you!
Trump: Santino? What is it? I'm very busy.
Santino: It seems the Mr Phoohey is still not ready to do his job here. So I will be happy to conduct the intaviews in his place.
Trump: Phoohey? You mean Funaki! Well I guess so. Go ahead but dont screw it up!
Santino: Yesa Boss you can count on me! (Santino salutes and walks away)
Trump: Jeez why did Tunney hire that guy?
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to the ring.)
Andy "Right Leg" Ridge
219 Lbs
NYC
-------vs---------
"No Gimmicks needed" Chris Candido w/ Tammy Sytch
225 Lbs
Spring Lake, NJ
Theme music: Back In Black- AC/DC
(Candido is in control from the start using varied Suplexes and locks. He hits a Stalling one handed-Suplex which gets an appreciative cheer from the crowd as Tammy hams it up on the outside. Candido makes a non-chalant cover which Ridge kicks out of. Candido sends him into the ropes for a back drop but Andy flips over and catches Chris with a series of vicious right kicks followed by a roundhouse kick to the head. Ridge covers 1.. 2.. No. Ridge unleashes another kick but Candido catches it and does a Dragon leg whip. Then German Suplexes Ridge on his head. He sits him on the top rope facing the crowd then climbs up and hits The Blonde Bombshell for the easy 3 count.)
Fink: Here is your winner...Chris Candido!
(Tammy enters with a microphone and hands it to Chris.)
Candido: Did you see that Nagata? Thats how you do it. Thats how a champion does it. Now you think Im done with you? Really? Guess again! Get your ass out here!
(Out comes Yuji Nagata carrying his HLW championship belt.)
Nagata: What now Candido? You want me in the ring now?
Candido: You want to fight me? Really? Well the time's not right yet, but I do have someone else for you to face if you're man enough.
Tammy: Man? That's a joke. You're the only man round here.
Candido: I know babe but let him pretend. So Yuji You game for some competiton tonight?
Nagata: Fine but not for my title that is something to be earned.
Candido: Really? Ok how bout this? If my man beats you tonight, at Spring Quake he gets a shot at that belt. Deal?
Nagata: Fine Candido, so who is it? David Schultz once more?
Candido: You will find out soon enough. But I WILL tell you this. You're so worried about a World Title shot. Get ready cause tonight you face a former World Heavyweight Champion.
(Camera shows a quizical look on the face of Nagata)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns backstage where we see Krystal Marshall)
Krystal: Yeah Its yo gurl, Krystal. Holla! I got wit me now Los Maximos. Tonight you boys puttin up dem belts against the Gangstas. Dem boys iz crazeee.
Jose: We know all about the Gangstas Mami. And they know us.
Joel:Thats right Bro. We and the Gangstas have had some wars. But we have had our hands raised more than thiers, Tonight aint gonna be no different.
Maximos: Vive la Latino Nation!
Krystal: I-Ight I'm lookin forward to that match my damn self. We got Spring Quake 2010 coming up May 28th and we gonna see Sara Del Rey vs Manami Toyota.Just announced Human Tornado will face Doug Williams. Now let's bring in Brayden Walker. Brayden at Spring Quake you got "Superstar" Dolph Ziggler. Your thoughts?
Walker: The Superstar. A lot of men have claimed that mantle over the years. Few live up to it. I don't need clever nicknames all I need is a ring and an opponent, at Spring Quake thats gonna be you. The Walker is coming.
(Camera switches back to the ring.)
Fink: This next match is a Brooklyn Street Fight!
Steve Lombardi
268 Lbs
Brooklyn,NY
Theme music: No Sleep Till Brooklyn- Beastie Boys
------vs--------
 
Kamala The Ugandan Giant w/ Shiek Adnan El-Kaissie
375 Lbs
Uganda
(The bell rings and Kamala charges But Steve gets out the way and Kamala runs into the buckle. Now Lombardi is firing punches at the larger man. Kamala hits an overhead chop and stops the offensive. then a head butt. More overhand chops as Lombardi is rocked and staggered. Kamala whips him into the ropes for a big kick to the face but Lombardi evades it and chop blocks Kamala to the ground. Lomabardi scoots out the ring and throws in a trash can full of various items that can be used as weapons. He empties the can and takes out a carpet sweeper and uses it to clothesline the rising Kamala. Steve hits a Running Senton and makes the cover 1.. 2.. No! Kamala from his knees applies the Kamala Claw nerve hold on Lombardi and it begins to weaken him. The crowd is stomping and clapping trying to will Lombardi out the hold. Finally he reaches down and grabs the garbage can and slams it over the head of Kamala. Then he puts the can over The Ugandan's head and starts firing punches at Kamala. He hits the ropes and hits a flying Cross body on The Ugandan Wildman. 1.. 2..)
Johnson: NOOOOOOO! RITZ CRACKERS! I thought he had it.
Flav: He woulda got Shiek in the ring for 5 minutes right dere yo!
(As Lombardi gets up he is hit with a crescent kick. Then he is lifted into a Bearhug and driven into the turnbuckle. Kamala backs off and the charges hitting a Body Splash in the same corner. He slams Lombardi on top of the bent up trash can and hit the ropes for his Ugandan Splash. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Fink: Here is your winner...Kamala!
(El-Kaissie is in the ring stomping on Lombardi referee Joey moves him away from the fallen wrestler but Kamala hits the ropes and Splashes him again! He rolls him on his stomach and the does his finisher for the 3rd time. Kamala now looks down and grabs a Jack in the Box. He winds it up slowly as Lombardi is trying to pull himself up by the ropes. When The Clown pops out, it scares Kamala who smashes it over the head of Lombardi who now is busted wide open. Then Kamala hits another splash. Now wrestlers, referees & Security all come out and make Kamala & Adnan leave. They bring out medics with a stretcher to take out Lombardi.)
Flav: Ohhh Maaaan. I think Steve is really hurt bad fo real yo.
Johnson: You may be right Flav. But I hope you're wrong.
Flav: Dayuuuum!
(Camera switches backstage where we see Nagata stretching.)
Johnson: Yuji Nagata is getting ready to face another Candido mystery opponent. Supposedly a former World heavyweight Champion! Who could it be? We find out next.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to the set of Flava of the Week. With host Flava Flav.)
Flav: I-ight yo! We about to give some love to the ladies of HLW I want to call out my guest right now, Serena Deeb!
(No one comes out. Flav announcers her again then we see the cameras switch to the back. Serena is being Mauled by The MHWC.
Lacey holds her while Rain grabs a nearby florescent bulb and breaks it and starts to move in with the sharp edge towards Deeb. Then Out runs UWF World Champion Cindy Rogers She kicks the bulb from Rain's hand and and then wallops her with a right hand then. Then she goes after Lacey who quickly backs off and leave the scene. Now we see Linda McMahon there also and they help Serena to the FOTW set.)
Linda: Flav if I may. The reason I and Cindy were here was to let Serena Deeb know of some news. Battle Queens has always had a working relationship with HLW and we had worked out a deal to have a Battle Queens match at Spring Quake. That match will be Serena Deeb vs Rain! But there's more. In this match Lacey will be handcuffed to Cindy Rogers at ringside. And now after this slimy attack I'm adding another stipulation. You like Light Bulbs? Well good because at Spring Quake 2010 the match between Senea and Rain will be a Light Bulb death match!
(Rogers looks at Linda with a shocked expression on her face.)
Flav: A.. A.. A Light Bulb Death Match? Isn't that a little extreme?
Linda: Its what the fans want and its what Serena deserves!
(Serena looks a little taken aback at first but then starts to nod her head in improvement.)
Deeb: Rain. On May 28th, I'm gonna make you bleed like the c**t you are!
(Camera switches back to ringside.)
Johnson: Well fans it seems like I'm alone for now but I'm sure ....wait here comes Tammy Fytch sitting down next to me...Tammy are you going to do some guest commentary with me?
Tammy: You betcha. I think this dreary show needed a woman's touch anyway.
Johnson: Well I guess it did HA HA!
Tammy: Don't get excited Gus. THIS woman isn't gonna touch you at all.
Yuji Nagata
HLW Heavyweight Champion
Weight 254 Lbs
Togane, Chiba, Japan
Theme music: Mission Blow------vs------
(Out comes Chris Candido. He gets to the ramp and then turn and wait as from behind the curtain comes Nagata's opponent.)
"Macho Man" Randy Savage
Weight 270 Lbs
Sarasota, FL
Theme music: Black Ice - AC/DC
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Johnson: What the....
Tammy: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Johnson: That's Randy Savage! The number 1 free agent in the business!
Tammy: Thats right and all it took was a phone call from the greatest Wrestling duo in the world. Chris and Me. Tee hee!
(There is no love lost between the two men and as soon as Savage is introduced they go right at it. Neither man giving any quarter trading punches and forearms. Savge lands a knee and then a short-arm clothesline. Savage stomps away at Nagata he races up top and hits a double Axe handle on Yuji. he makes the cover but only gets 2. Savage drops a knee and covers again to no avail. Macho now applies a Abdominal Stretch but eventually Nagata isd able to break free. Savage hurls the champ to the floor and goes up top once more. He comes off with another Double Axe handle again to the floor but Nagata is ready and lands a hard right to the ribcage of Randy. Nagata whips him intothe railing and returns to the ring. Candido helps get Savage up but Randy tells him to stay away. Savage makes it back in at 9. Yuji hits a roaring elbow and Applies the Nagata Lock I. But Macho gets to the ropes. Yuji drags him back towards the center and goes to re-apply the hold when Randy reaches up and puts him in a small package. 1.. 2..)
Johnson: NOOOOO! Rock The Bells! This match is not OVER!
Tammy: That ref is counting slow. That shoulda been at least a 7 count. Wait.. what did you say?
Johnson: HA HA!
(Match has been going on awhile and both competitors are feeling it. Nagata hits an Exploder Suplex. He crawls over and makes the cover 1.. 2.. Savage gets his foot on the ropes. The Fans are chanting "This is Hood!" Yuji hits a back suplex and goes up to the 2nd rope. Candido jumps up on the apron distracting Yuji. Referee Joey makes Chris get down and as Nagata comes off with an elbow from the ropes Savage moves. As Yuji rises Savage hits his patented Hair-Pull Hangman over the top rope. He scoots back in and then nails Nagata with a Piledriver. he makes the cover but yuji places his foot on the botton rope. But Candido quickly pushes it off as the ref counts. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Fink: Here is your winner, Randy "Macho Man" Savage!
Johnson: He got hte pin! Randy Savage has pinned the HLW Champ. Thats the first time Nagata has been pinned in a one on one match in HLW!
(Tammy leaves the announcer's desk and joins Candido in the ring congratulating Randy on his victory. Meanwhile Yuji is telling ref Joey he had his foot on the the ropes but Joey says he didn't see that.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns backstage where we see Santino Marella)
Santino: Ha-Lo I'm Santino Marella, Journey List. Mayo 28 we gonna have Spring Quake. Human Tomato is gonna face mah guest Douglas Williams. Douglas This is gonna be your first match in HLW what do you think about that?
Williams: It doesn't matter if its my first or my Thousand and first. It will always be the same. With my hand being raised. I look around this place and see a lot of circus performers. But I see no "real' wrestling. That's what we do... we wrestle. That is what the W in HLW stands for doesn't it? Tornado nothing personal son. But we did warn you we was coming. You should have listened.
Santino: Hmmm once again you say we. So I have a question for you. Do all of you think Santino is a great interviewer?
Williams: And here we have the Clown. (Douglas shakes his head and walks away.)
Santino: Okaaay Also on the 28th we gonna see Beware of Dog face The Empire with my guest right now Shiek Anna.
El-Kaissey: Beware of Dog you're gonna be the next victims of my unstoppable team. These men only like 2 things, Hurting people and money. And I pay them a lot of money to hurt people.
Santino: Sounds pretty serious but I have to ask you the one question on everyone's mind....What do you think of my job interviewing you right now? I have a questionaire I made up so you can evealuate my performance. (Adnan walks away)
Santino: Hey wait up! It only takes a few minutes to fill out.....
(Camera switches to the offices of The co-owners. Snoop & Donald Trump. They are joined with Yuji Nagata and looking at a monitor.)
Nagata: You see?! My foot is on rope. Candido interfered! I not lose this match.
Snoop: I see what happened Yuji but the referee's decision is final. You know that. In the record books its gonna say you were pinned by Randy Savage tonight.
Trump: And because of your agreement to the stipulations You must face Randy Savage at Spring Quake for the HLW Heavyweight Championship.
Nagata: What is to stop them from doing this again to me?
Trump: Let me take care of that. I'm gonna call me in a favor.
(Camera switches back to the ring)
Fink: This is our main event of Burn! And its for the HLW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
The Gangstas (New Jack & Mustafah) w/ Teddy Long & Naomi Night
Atlanta, GA
Theme music: Natural Born Killaz- Ice Cube & Dr Dre
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vs
Los Maximos (Joel & Jose Maximo)
HLW Tag Team Champions
Brooklyn, NY
Theme music: Fuego- Pitbull Feat, Don Omar
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(The champs come out to a brand new elaborate entrance. Pitbull and Don Omar come out live to sing thier new entrance theme. "Fuego" Accompanied by two very sexy scantilly clad ladies dancing.)
(The crowd is on thier feet loving the theatrics and we see Flava Flav now on the stage dancing with one of the girls.
Finally The champs make their way to a loud ovation. Hi-fiving fans around the ring. The music stops and the bell rings to start the match.The match starts out with New Jack brawling with Jose. NJ hits a clothesline then drops a right fist to the larynx. Then he tags in his partner. Mustafah slams down Jose and then stands on his throat.)
Flav: Wow that was a fun beginning.
Johnson: But now The Gangstas have taken control here in the early going.
Flav: Well if they don't get their head in this they gonna lose those titles.
(Match continues and New Jack hits a neckbreaker on Jose he goes for the cover. 1.. 2.. Joel breaks it up. NJ tags in Mustafah who sends Jose into the ropes for a back drop but Jose slides under him and nails him with a hard right hand. He crawls to his corner but New Jack comes in and knocks Joel 0ff the apron. Then Mustafah stomps away on the back of Jose. Mustafh sends him into his corner and then argues with the referee as NJ chokes Jose in the corner. Joel tries to run-in and the ref Marella is now trying to get him back and the Gangstas continue to double team Jose in the corner.
New Jack is in and he sends Jose into the ropes and this time gets the back body drop. He pulls him up the hair then Jose tries to kick NJ but he catches the boot and mocks Jose. Jose then hits an Enzuguiri knocking NJ off his feet. He makes a forward roll and gets the tag into Joel. The crowd explodes as Joel comes in firing away at the challengers. He hits a flying leg lariot on New Jack then a Flying back elbow on Mustafah. He grabs the heads of both Gangstas and bangs them together.
Then he hits a Tornado DDT on New Jack he goes up top and hits a Swanton dive. He makes the cover 1.. 2..
No. Mustafah breaks it up Then as Mustafah turns around he is caught by a Missle dropkick by Jose. Los Maximos sit New Jack
on the top rope. They are looking for the Spanish Fly. Mustafah drags down Joel and then New Jack shoves Jose down to canvas,
He hits the Drive By. And makes the cover. 1.. 2..
No! Jose kicks out! teddy Long is yelling at the ref claiming a slow count. NJ slams Jose's head intothe corner and tags in Mustafah. Mustafah hits a Powerslam and makes the cover but again Jose kicks out. he goes for another ne but Jose slips out the back and hits a Super kick. he cralws towards his corner but Mustafah tags in NJ who races in and stops the tag from happening. New Jack biels Jose by the hair and as the fans are booing him he gives them the "up yours" signal. NJ closes in on the just standing Jose who goes for a kick that NJ catches but then Jose hts an enzuguri. He now does a dive and tags in Joel. Joel hits a springboard double clothesline on both gangsat. He he is about to follow up. When Naomi Night jumps on the apron pointing at him. He grabs her and gives her a kiss much to her shock. he releases her as she slowly drops back down. NJ charges but Joel moves out the way and hits a reverse Sunset Flip. Mustafah tries to break it up but it nailed with a springboard Flying Forearm by Jose. As the referee Robinson counts 1.. 2..
3!)
Fink: Your winners and STILL HLW Tag Team champions, Los Maximos!
Johnson: Maximos retain in a wild tag match.
Flav: I thought the Gangstas was gonna pull that one out.
(Then we see Shelton Benjamin run-in and attack the Champs. Its 3 on 2 with long directing traffic. But from the back we see running out.....
Shawn Hernandez! Hernanadez hits a clothesline on Benjamin and then A Crackerjack on Mustafah. As the fans erupt! Hernandez and Los Maximos are inviting the Negro League back in the ring. Out comes Donald Trump.)
Trump: OKAY thats enough! Since you guys still want to go. At Spring Quake it will be the team of The Gangstas and Shelton Benjamin vs The HLW Tag Champs, Los Maximos and thier partner...SHAWN HERNANDEZ! (Fans cheer)
Trump: Also at Spring Quake The Main Event will be for the HLW Heavyweight Championship. Yuji Nagata will defend against "Macho Man" Randy Savage. But there's more to that. After the way the last match ended I made some calls and got a special ref, It's a huge match and I wanted a guy you can count on. Like a baseball player in the bottom of the 9th with the score tied.....A football game, and its 4th and goal on the 2 yard line. A game winning shot in basketball with only seconds left, in other words a winner. Someone who would be the Perfect enforcer........Mr Perfect!!!
Johnson: Mr Perfect? Curt henning is the SpecialRef??!! Fans Spring Quake is not gonna be something you want to miss. May 28th get to the Sun National Bank Center in Trenton, NJ and be a part of the great show.
Flav: I'm gonna be ther fo sho!
Johnson: See you next time Folks!
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