Shooting Stars Wrestling #149 - 'Parade of Champions 2011'

 
SHOOTING . . . STARS . . . WRESTLING !!!!

Presents ....

PARADE OF CHAMPIONS!!!!

The show starts off with a huge video to a hip hop remix of Frank Sinatra's 'New York .... New York' that has highlights from all the stars on the SSW roster.

We come up live in Yankee stadium in New York, with Jay Z on stage!  He performs many of his hit singles, and finishes it off with a live version of Empire State of Mind with special guest Alicia Keyes.

At the end of the performance, fireworks go off all over the stadium.  New York Giants girl and SSW correspondent Reby Sky is in the ring, and she introduces tonight's special guest host .... Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter!  Jeter does the introductions for our first match, kind of like celebrities throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game.  

Match 1: battle royal with the winner getting a world title shot later tonight 
Participants: Taz, Lance Storm, John Cena, Chris Harris, Hernandez, James Storm, Robert Roode, Joel Maximo, Jose Maximo, Wade Barrett, Nigel McGuiness, Davey Richards, Roderick Strong, Kenny King, Ron Killings, Cody Rhodes, Justin Gabriel, Brent Albright,  Eddie Edwards, Low Ki, Homicide

This is a royal rumble style battle royal with participants entering every 2 minutes.  The battle rages on for about 30 minutes to start off the show, and it features Beer Money being the first 2 men in the ring as well as an impressive performance by Cody Rhodes, who lasts until the final 4.  John Cena and AJ Styles enter the match and finally get their hands on each other, but then end up being eliminated simultaneously by Ron Killings.  Killings is alone in the ring when out comes .... Kong!!!!  Kong steps in the ring and is going to be part of the battle royal!!!!  Killings tries to reason with her, talking about how there is a conspiracy against her because she is black.  It looks like he has gotten through to her but then she nails him with a spinning back fist!  Kong clotheslines Killings over the top and eliminates him!  Homicide then comes up and eliminates Kong.  When it is all said and done, the final three men left standing are the 3 members of Project 187!!!!  

The hometown crowd breaks out in a big chant of '1-8-7!  1-8-7!' as all 3 men stare each other down.  They all nod in agreement, making the belt sign across their waist.  They meet in the middle of the ring and just start throwing hands on each other!  Low Ki lights up the chest of both men with chops, then takes Homicide out with the Tidal Wave (flying chuck) .... He lights up Taz with chest kicks, but Taz lures him in and ducks one, then drops Low Ki on his head with a release German suplex.  Angry Mans clothesline turns Homicide inside out, and he sets him up top for a belly to belly.  However, Low Ki is up and hits the Tidal Krush (cartwheel into leaping high kick) on Taz, knocking him off the top all the way to the floor!!!!  It is now down to Homicide and Low Ki!!!!  They battle it out for a few minute, but Homicide gains control and goes for the Cop Killa, but Low Ki slips out and nails the Ki Krusher!  1 ... 2 ... NOOOOO!  Homicide kicks out!  Low Ki goes to the top, pauses, then nails the Warriors Way on Homicide!  This time he covers and gets the 3 count!!!!  Low Ki has earned a world title shot!!!!

Taz and Homicide come back in and congratulate Low Ki, and the crowd is chanting '1-8-7!  1-8-7!'.  This brings out Paul Heyman to the ring.  Heyman congratulates Low Ki as well, but they have a problem.  Due to an injury, Jerry Lawler is not there tonight.  Furthermore, he has been stripped of the UWF world title!  So we dont even have a world champion for Low Ki to face!

Just then, 'CULT OF PERSONALITY' by Living Colour hits.  The fans and the people in the ring all look around, not really knowing what is going on when in the crowd we see .....

.... CM PUNK!!!! ....

Punk comes through the crowd and jumps the rail, and we see that Punk is wearing the NWA world title!!!!  Security  restrains him, but Punk tells Heyman that he will really want to hear what Punk has to say, so Heyman waves off security and lets Punk in.  Punk says that it is good to be home, and says that people like Bryan Danielson, John Cena and AJ Styles can always claim they built this house but everyone knows that SSW was built by CM Punk.  Punk says that Heyman is wrong ....  Pro wrestling has a world champion .... The true world champion .... YOUR world champion ..... And that man's name is C .... M ..... Punk!!!!  

Chants for Punk from the crowd now .... 

Punk says he knows how frustrated Heyman has been with the UWF and the Board of Governors, and how SSW has been disrespected.  Punk knows because Punk identifies and he feels SSW's pain.   Punk says he has seen the corruption that no one wants to admit is there.  But it is there.  He knows that Heyman has lost faith in the UWF .... But he is there to tell Heyman that there is something that he can put his faith in ....

Punk holds up the NWA title and says that Heyman can put his faith in CM Punk.  He is straight edge, and while a lot of people in New York don't know what that means, it means that he is a guiding light to the world of professional wrestling.  That's right, he said pro wrestling, not sports entertainment.  Punk says that the UWF has become more about what goes on behind closed doors with the 'good ole boys' than what happens in the ring.  That is why he is here to save the UWF, even if he has to save it from itself!  And he can be the savior of SSW too, all Paul Heyman has to do is join his crusade!

Punk says that the NWA title is the only title in wrestling that still stands for something and whose value has not been stripped away by politics, and as the holder of that title he is the only world champion in wrestling today!!!!  People like Tully Blanchard or Jerry Lawler can be the champion of politics or sports entertainment, but the NWA title is a title that stands for pro wrestling and Punk is the champion of professional wrestling.  Punk says that if Low Ki earned a shot against a world champion, then tonight he will face the only world champion in wrestling!  Tonight he faces CM Punk!!!!

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Match 2: Tag Team Street Fight: 
Beer Money (James Storm & Robert Roode) vs. The Maximos (Joel & Jose) w/ Sarita

AJ Lee comes out with Beer Money, which immediately leads to a brawl between her and Sarita.  The fight between the Maximos and Beer Money starts in the ring but quickly gets out of hand and goes up into the crowd.  Storm grabs a beer from a vendor in the stands and drinks it, then clobbers Jose in the head with what is left.  They fight all the way back to the ring, where AJ goes to the top and flies off onto all four men on the outside.  Sarita has a pair of handcuffs and they handcuff Roode to the ringpost!  AJ and the ref try to get him loose, but the Maximos attack both her and the ref!!!!  They sit the ref on top and give him the Spanish Fly!!!!  They sit AJ up there and are gonna do it to her too but Storm saves her.  Storm gets under the ring and gets some bolt cutters and frees Roode, and they hit the double suplex on Jose .... BEER .... MONEY!!!!  They set him up for the DWI, but Sarita comes in and tries to low blow Storm but he blocks it and grabs her by the wrist.  AJ is back up .... Sliced bread to Sarita!!!!  Joel is back in with a chair and nails Storm and Roode, and Jose pulls a table out from under the ring.  They lay Storm on the table and put Roode on the top rope .... They climb up .... SPANISH FLY ON ROODE SENDS ALL 4 MEN THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!  

Paramedics rush the ring and check on all four in the wreckage of the table, and they end up all being stretchered out.  The match is thrown out, but somewhere in the middle of all of it another brawl breaks out between AJ and Sarita!!!!  Sarita manages to escape the ring, but AJ calls her back and wants to fight!  We have an impromptu match!!!!

Match 3: Non-title match
(United States Women's Champion) AJ Lee vs. Sarita

Both women beat the hell out of each other, and Sarita even pulls off the refs belt and whips AJ with it!  AJ fights back, hitting a shining wizard that knocks Sarita out of the ring.  SUICIDE DIVE TAKES OUT SARITA!!!!  AJ tosses her back in the ring and goes for the Sliced Bread, but Sarita tosses her off and she crashes hard.  Sarita grabs the belt and starts choking AJ again, and the ref tries to break it up but Sarita ignores him, causing the DQ.  

Sarita chokes out AJ some more, then eventually let's go but plants AJ with the Tiger Driver before leaving. 

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Match 3: for the SSW tag team titles: 
(Champions) No Remorse Corps (Davey Richards & Roderick Strong) vs. Wade Barrett & Nigel McGuiness

Nigel is having a hard time competing due to the effects of the concussion, and Richards furthers the damage by ramming him into the post .... Nigel is down outside the ring and not in the corner for Barrett to make the tag, which pisses Barrett off.  Nigel pulls himself back up in the corner while Barrett takes out both of the NRC, and he makes the tag.  Nigel slowly crawls through the ropes .... And Barrett kicks him right in the head!  Barrett stares down at Nigel, then walks out!!!!  Nigel tries to pull himself up, but Strong explodes with the sick kick to the head of Nigel and gets the pin!!!!  The NRC retain the titles.

Barrett watches from the ramp, then turns and walks to the back.  He stops, looking over his shoulder at Nigel who is still in the ring, then he heads back to the ring .... WASTELAND TO THE DEFENSELESS NIGEL!!!!  Barrett finally manages a smile, then walks off and leaves Nigel laid out in the ring. 

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VIDEO: we see replays of the match between Kenny King and Eddie Edwards during the Pure title tournament.  It shows Edwards hitting the backpack stunner, but King getting his foot on the ropes and the red not seeing it.

Match 4: for the SSW Pure title:  
(champion) Eddie Edwards vs. 'Pretty Boy Pitbull' Kenny King

King continues to look like a breakout star, and this match is no exception.  He pushes Edwards to the limit, showing that he can pure wrestle as well.  King manages to escape the Achilles Lock and hit the Easy Money on Edwards.  The refs count 3, but right after the 3 Eddie gets a foot on the ropes.  The ref sees this after making the 3 count, then thinks Eddie had his foot on the ropes in time.  King argues, but no dice.  The match continues, and Eddie manages to pull it out with the Die Hard (cross-legged brainbuster)!  Eddie retains the Pure title.

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'HOLLA' by Desiree Jackson hits and out comes Kelly Kelly, making her return to SSW!!!!  Kelly pumps up the crowd and shoots some T shirts into the audience, but she is interrupted as Natalya Neidhart comes out to the ring!  She says she was supposed to have a women's title match tonight but now AJ can't wrestle.  Usually that means that the champion forfeits but she knows that AJ is being protected.  She says Kelly is just another dumb blonde that is easy on the eyes, and the only reason she's here is to shoot t shirts.  Kelly slaps her, then spears her to the mat and we have another impromptu women's match!!!!

Match 5: women's singles match
Kelly Kelly vs. Natalya Neidhart

Nattie's power allows her to control most of the match, but Kelly holds her own.  Nattie turns the K2 into a sit-out power bomb, but she takes too long in going for the sharpshooter and this allows Kelly to roll her up in a small package for the 3 count!!!!

Kelly escapes the ring as an irate Nattie is throwing a fit!!!! 

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VIDEO: we see a video from UWF Junior champion Alex Kozlov.  Kozlov talks about how dominant he has been since winning the title, but because he wrestles in Australia, people still talk about American wrestlers like AJ Styles and the Miz.  He says those guys are not even in his league, and he says he is going to prove it.  He issues an open challenge for the upcoming Parade of Champions All Star show, challenging any of the so-called 'Best Juniors' that wrestle in the states to face him at the All Stars show

Match 6: For the NWA world heavyweight title:
(champion) CM Punk vs. Low Ki

Punk enters through the crowd as 'Cult of Personality' blares.  This is a very stiff and hotly contested match and it tears the house down!  The New York crowd is solidly behind Low Ki, and Punk loves every minute of it.  Low Ki strikes with the Tidal Wave (flying chuck) and nearly gets the pin, and Punk fights out of the Dragon Sleeper.  When Low Ki kicks out of the Pepsi Plunge, the crowd is HOT because they think Low Ki has a chance to upset Punk.    Punk goes for the running knee in the corner, but Low Ki dodges and then hits the cartwheel roundhouse kick that rocks Punk.  However, Low Ki misses the Warriors Way and when he gets to his feet he runs into a big roundhouse kick from Punk.  Punk scoops him up and hits the GTS and gets the cover for the 1 .... 2 .... 3 to end this spectacular match!

Punk holds the NWA title high above his head, and the New York crowd gives Low Ki a standing ovation as he leaves the ring. 

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John Cena, Hernandez and Chris Harris come out for the main event, and Cena gets on the mic and calls out AJ.  He says AJ won't come out because he does not have any partners that have his back.  Cena knows that Harris and Hernandez have his back.  Out comes AJ and he says that he has some people that have his back, and out comes Justin Gabriel and ....

.... BRYAN DANIELSON!!!! ....

Danielson gets a monster pop as he comes out on the stage, and he soaks it in.  No one has seen Danielson since Heyman suspended him and stripped him of the Pure title!  But now he is here to go to war at AJ's side!!!!

Main Event: 6 man tag team match:
John Cena, Chris Harris, Shawn Hernandez vs. AJ Styles, Justin Gabriel, Bryan Danielson

The faces hit the ring and the fight is on!  Match starts as a huge brawl, and Danielson is on fire!  He takes out everyone, then hits a suicide dive on Cena outside the ring!  All 6 men fight into the stands, with AJ and Cena fighting further up in the stands.  CENA HITS AN F-U ON AJ OFF THE BALCONY ONTO THE OTHER 4 MEN BELOW!!!!  Danielson traps Harris in the MMA elbow strikes, but Hernandez breaks it up .... LABELL LOCK TO HERNANDEZ ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!  Meanwhile, Cena goes for the F-U on AJ, but he flips out and lands on his feet and nails Cena with the pele!!!!  AJ goes for the Styles Clash, but Cena gets a low blow then takes him down to the STFU!!!!  AJ claws his way to the ropes, but he can't make it.  AJ has no choice but to tap out!!!!  

Cena refuses to let go after the bell, but Danielson comes back in and attacks Cena!  Danielson takes Cena out, and he turns around right into the Styles Clash from AJ!!!!  AJ and Danielson shake hands and celebrate as the show ends with a fireworks display

FROM UWF: PARADE OF CHAMPIONS ALL-STAR SHOW:

Ladder Match for the UWF junior heavyweight title:
(champion) Alex Kozlov
vs the Miz
vs
Dynamite Kid
vs
AJ Styles
vs
Eddie Gilbert

The bell rings and everyone bails out and grabs a ladder at ringside. They all slide their ladders in and there is a face off, but then they all drop their ladders and attack Kozlov. They take turns beating him up and then toss him outside. Dynamite and Eddie clear the ring and end up nose to nose, and they both go for a ladder and end up fighting. Snap suplex by Dynamite, and he goes outside and pulls a TALL ladder from under the ring .... FLIP DIVE OVER THE TOP ON DYNAMITE BY AJ!!!! AJ pulls the ladder in the ring, but Miz is back in and knocks AJ outside with another ladder!

Gilbert is up and Miz takes him out too, but Kozlov takes him out with the Soviet Strike super kick! Kozlov sets the ladder up and climbs, but Miz climbs the other side and they fight. Miz knocks Kozlov off the ladder .... BUT AJ FLIES IN WITH THE SUPERMAN FOREARM AND TAKES OUT MIZ!!!! AJ climbs the ladder now, but in comes Dynamite and he tips the ladder over sending AJ to the outside. Dynamite bridges another ladder between the standing ladder and the ropes, then climbs up. Eddie meets him on the top and they fight .... DYNAMITE SUPERPLEXES EDDIE OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER ONTO THE BRIDGED LADDER!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!

Kozlov sets up another ladder and starts to climb, but Miz stops him and pulls him off the ladder .... Hangman neckbreaker in mid air by Miz! Miz climbs now, but AJ knocks him off with the phenomenal dropkick, sending Miz over the top to the floor! AJ climbs now, but Kozlov has another ladder and knocks AJ off with it! Kozlov sets the ladder up, and he gets close enough to touch the belt with his fingertips but Dynamite is up and stops him. SNAP SUPLEX ON A LADDER TO KOZLOV! Dynamite climbs but Eddie is up and climbs behind him .... LOW BLOW! Eddie hits a super hot shot off the ladder on Dynamite!!!! Miz grabs Eddie from behind .... Skull Krushing Finale!!!! Miz is alone in the ring and he sets the ladder up! AJ climbs up with Miz and they fight .... Then knock each other off the top with right hands at the same time!

Dynamite is up and he climbs the turnbuckle .... DIVING HEADBUTT OFF THE TOP TO AJ!!!! Both men are down! Mix is up again, but so is Kozlov and he catches Miz in the 'Red Scare' (Russian legsweep float over into cobra stretch)! Miz is tapping, but that is not how you win this match!!!! Kozlov lets go and positions the ladder as well, but Dynamite sets up another ladder adjacent to it and climbs too! They meet at the top and fight it out, and Gilbert and Miz are up too and they climb the ladders .... AND NOW ALL 4 MEN ARE FIGHTING AT THE TOP!!!! But AJ is up and tips over both ladders!!!! Gilbert and Miz go to the outside, while Kozlov and Dynamite crash hard in the ring.

AJ is all alone and climbs up now, but pulls himself up and climbs the other side. AJ gets his fingertips on the title, but Dynamite stops him .... THEN RAMS THE BELT INTO HIS HEAD AND KNOCKS HIM OFF!!!! Dynamite reaches up and has his hand on the belt, but Kozlov meets him with a right .... SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER BY KOZLOV ON DYNAMITE!!!! HOLY SHIT PART 2!!!!

Eddie is up and starts to climbs, but Miz is back in too. Hotshot to Miz! Eddie climbs, but AJ climbs up with him. They duke it out ..... MIZ SHOVES THE LADDER OVER! Eddie crashes over the top to the floor, but AJ grabs the top rope and manages to catch himself. Miz climbs up to the top and is all alone .... BUT AJ SPRINGBOARDS ONTO THE LADDER! PELE TO MIZ ON TOP OF THE LADDER!!!! AJ is all alone .... And he reaches up and pulls down the title!!!! AJ is the new champion!!!!
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AJ is almost in tears as he clutches the title to his chest in the middle of the ring as the other participants look disgusted!