WWF vs USWA
Various highlights matches play while we here the familiar voice of Tim Allen
Allen : All eyes are in one direction this time of year . The holidays bring joy and delight to almost everyone . Thanksgiving as families gathered near and far . The fresh falling snow of places like Alaska, Colorado, Canada and let’s not forget my home state of Michigan. Hanukah has already begun , Winter Solstice will soon be upon and then Christmas with all its celebrations and pageantry . Before the year winds down for all of us , pro wrestling fans are getting wound up . For there is one more thing to do before we open presents and take down the tree and ring in a New Year !!! It’s time to kick some serious butt !!! That’s right the Road To Starrcade brings you thrills and spills and seasons beatings and all this begins tonight Dec 1 in Philadelphia. It’s time for USWA matching up against the WWF . This is ROAD TO STARRCADE !!!
Gordon : Hello and welcome first let’s thank Tim Allen for that wonderful greeting . Indeed the Road to Starrcade starts tonight and right now I want to bring in another version of the Minnesota Wrecking Crew . Reuniting tonight to see if they can defeat the British Bulldogs for the USWA Tag Team Titles. Ole and Arn Anderson .
Ole : Everyone kept asking , are we ever going to see any of the Andersons back together . Well take a look . The answer is yes . Tonight Bulldogs , get ready for punishment.
Arn : Gordon , I always say be careful what you ask for , because you just might get it . The best version of the Minnesota Wrecking Crew together again . Bulldogs , you’re a hell of a team , but the Anderson’s are tag team specialist . We are gonna cut the ring off . Keep you in our corner and take a body part home with us and your USWA Tag Team Titles.
Gordon : Thank you gentlemen and now we are being joined by the British Bulldogs the USWA Tag Team Champions .
Davey : Gordon , all the Andersons have a reputation for being tough as nails . It’s no secret , but do they have the heart to outlast us . The war of attrition is on our side .
Dynamite : We’re pretty damn tough ourselves . We ain’t afraid of no one . Get ready gentlemen you’re about to feel the wrath of the Bulldogs !
Gordon : Thank you gentlemen. Let’s go to the ring .
USWA Tag Team Titles The British Bulldogs vs The Minnesota Wrecking Crew : Davey the powerhouse of the team starts things off , with the no nonsense Ole . Ole goes to lock up , but Davey hits a standing dropkick . Ole hits the mat and he tags off to Arn . Arn charges in and Davey hooks the arm and puts him down with a hip toss and then a rear chinlock . He tags off to Dynamite . Dynamite nails Arn with a hard forearm and then keeps him on the mat with a side headlock . Arn has managed to get to the ropes for the break . Off the break he tried a cheap shot , but Dynamite catches it , headbutts Arn and then hits a snap Suplex ! He tags Davey back in .
Davey comes in and hits a shoulder tackle on Arn . He tries to go for another , but he doesn’t pay attention to wear he’s at . Too close to the Anderson’s corner . Ole knees him in the back as he tries to bound off the ropes . Arn now with a knee to the gut and then a back breaker . Arn tags in Ole . Ole whip’s Davey into the corner hard and then hits a back body drop . Ole stomps away on the back and works a surfboard . He tags back off to Arn . Arn comes in and now works a seated chin lock . Gordon tells us the Andersons are doing what they do best . Picking a body part and working on it . In this case , it’s Davey’s back . Ole gets the tag again and hits another back breaker . He covers 1…….2…….Noooo !! Davey kicks out . Ole tags Arn back in . SPINEBUSTER BY ARN !!! Cover 1…..2……Nooooo !!!! Dynamite breaks it up .
As the ref pushes Dynamite back , the Andersons double team Smith and work on the back some more . When the ref turns around , Ole is in the ring driving a knee to the lower Lombard region of the back . Ole goes for a bodyslam , but Davey gets out the back door and hits reverse ddt ! He makes the tag to Dynamite ! Dynamite with an over the head belly to belly on Ole . Arn rushes in front dropkick sends him out of the ring . Arn hits hard . Snap Suplex by Dynamite !! Tag back into Davey ! Davey gets off a Powerslam and then tags Dynamite back in . Arn is on the ring apron . Davey clotheslines him off and the two fall to the floor ! FLYING HEADBUTT BY DYNAMITE !!!! 1………2……3!!!!
Gordon : A tough tough fought victory by the USWA Tag Team Champions . We’ll be back !
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Gordon : Welcome back . Joining me right now is the WWF Heritage Champion Shawn Michaels , well sir you agreed to put your Heritage Championship on the line against the man who will challenge The National Heavyweight Title Walter at Starrcade . Razor Ramon .
HBK : You know Gordo , everyone is talking about the Triple Threat Match . Yeah Razor you won , but there was a guy standing in the way . The Rock . Well tonight you can’t hide behind Rocky ! Tonight you gotta face Ol HBK one on one . Tonight , I’ll show when the odds are even , I’ll kick your teeth down your throat !
Gordon : Thank you HBK . And there he goes to the ring . Joining me now the challenger in tonight’s contest , the Bad Guy Razor Ramon .
Razor : Hey Yo ! Listen up Gordon Solie . The Heart Break Kid sounds like a crying sixteen year old girl , after she found Jimmy copping a feel on Suzy under the bleachers . Oh Razor did this and Razor did that . I’ll show him . You wanna put the WWF Heritage Title on the line ? You want a piece of the bad guy ? Well I pinned you once you cockroach. I’ll pin you again and take your title here tonight and then Walter will get his piece of the Bad Guy to Starrcade and I’ll take his title too . It time Razor Ramon got some damn respect .
Gordon : Thank you sir and there he goes up to the ring . Let’s head up there with him .
WWF Heritage Championship Shawn Michaels vs Razor Ramon : The two go to lock up , HBK with a duck under gets behind Razor , Razor spins around and HBK takes him over in a headlock takedown . Razor works his way off the mat . He shoves HBK off and HBK hits him with a flying forearm smash . Razor rolls out of the ring . Plauncha by HBK ! He goes to roll Razor back in , Razor post him and HBK hits shoulder first into the ring post . Razor now with an Anderson Slam on the outside on the bad arm . Razor rolls HBK back on and stomps away on the arm . He snake eyes HBK’s arm on the top turnbuckle and now works a step over arm bar !!!
HBK pushes past the pain and fights up to his feet . With his good arm he punches Razor in the head several times until he lets go ! Razor pulls him back down by the hair and now stomps away more on the arm . He has HBK hurt and knows it . He sets up for the Razor’s Edge , HBK gets out the back door !!!! Razor spins around right into SWEET CHIN MUSIC !!!! Razor stumbles backward over the top rope down to the floor . The ref begins to count as Razor is shaking off the effects of the Superkick . HBK goes up and goes for an Asi Moonsault…. Razor bales out of the way and HBK crashed down on the bad arm . Razor rolls him back in . HBK goes for Sweet Chin Music again , but Razor sidesteps and then hits a clothesline . He clamps down on a Fujiwara in the middle of the ring . HBK is caught in the middle of the ring . He can’t go anywhere. He passes out as the ref calls for the bell .
Gordon : A big turn of events here as Razor Ramon is the new WWF Heritage Champion! We’ll be back !!!
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Gordon : Welcome back . Right now the WWF Tag Team Champions put their tag team titles on the line against these two gentlemen. The Powers of Pain . Gentlemen, anything to say ?
Barbarian and Warload say nothing . They look into the camera and flex their muscles. They walk to the ring .
Gordon : Thank you and never in a loss for words here are the WWF Tag Team Champions .
Blackwell : Gordon get it right . Soon to be the NWA World Tag Team Champions . We’ve beat the best now all that’s left is the rest brother. Ain’t that right Kenny ?
Patera : The Road Warriors , The Midnight Express, The British Bulldogs , The Rock N Roll Express . Bockwinkle & Anderson . Dibiase & Williams . The NWA Tag Team scene reads like a damn graveyard and we buried them all . Now you have Road Warrior wannabes . We are gonna bury them as well .
Blackwell : Then we are gonna walk into the UWF and we are gonna beat the hell out of the team Hayes wants to put in front of us , Rhodes and Windham . Then we aren’t done . We are gonna go to Starrcade and show Hayes and Gordy exactly who the baddest of the bad really are . Let’s go Kenny !
WWF Tag Team Titles Patera and Blackwell vs The Powers of Pain : There is an actual stare down in the middle of the ring . Then some trash talking . Blackwell pie faces Warlord . Which pisses off POP . They both explode with clotheslines knocking Patera and Blackwell out of the ring . Warlord rolls Ken and power slams him . He tags off to Barbarian who about takes Patera’s head off with a running kick !!! Warlord back in , flying shoulder tackle to Patera !!! Warlord goes for a Powerbomb, but Blackwell reaches in from outside and trips him up . Now Patera press slams Warlord and gets the tag to Blackwell! Blackwell comes in and headbutts Warlord now works a Clawhold . Warlord fights through it and hits a side belly to belly on Blackwell . He gets the tag to Barbarian! Barbarian Flying Clothesline on Blackwell !!
Barbarian now hits a standing dropkick as Blackwell gets to his feet . He goes for a Chokeslam , but Blackwell rakes the eyes and then hits a side belly to belly ! Blackwell with a leg drop and then tags Patera back in . Patera hits a back breaker on Barbarian and now a muffler stretch ! He tags back off to Jerry ! Blackwell with Bearhug !!! Barbarian is beginning to fade ! The ref checks the arm … it falls once …. He checks again … it falls twice …… he checks a third time …… Barbarian holds a fist up the air . He hammers Blackwell across the head abs breaks the hold . CHOKESLAM ON BLACKWELL !!!! He gets the tag to Warlord !!!! Warlord living in the hype from the crowd , puts Blackwell down with a clothesline ! Patera rushes in Warlord with a clothesline for him ! Warlord turns around , Blackwell with a thumb to the eye and then a Samoan Drop ! He tags Patera in . Blackwell tussles with Barbarian on the outside as Patera hits The World’s Strongest Slam in Warlord !!! 1…….2…….3 !!!!
Gordon : And the WWF Tag Team Champions stay white hot ! All sights are set on the Freebirds and Starrcade for sure . We’ll be back!!!
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Gordon : Welcome back and joining me right now is Jerry The King Lawler . King welcome to Philadelphia. Tonight you take on Tully Blanchard .
Lawler : Gordon , I’ve known Tommy Rich for so many years . Hell , I discovered and convinced , Jerry Jarrett to train him . Down in Tennessee, we are all family . Tully Blanchard last week , you beat my family with a belt . Tommy isn’t able to be here tonight , so I asked for this match one in one . Blanchard tonight you learn what happens when you mess with family .
Gordon : Thank you Jerry Lawler . Joining me now Bobby Heenan and the Enterprise Tully Blanchard .
Heenan : Solie , where did you get that tie ? Last time I saw something that ugly were the welts on Tommy Rich’s back . Hahaha. Now this ham and egger wants to come here from some red neck state and try to take out the Enterprise? Well Lawler listen up pal , we don’t have time for people like you , but the match is signed . You what Tully Blanchard . You got him .
Tully : That’s right . I’ve got titles to win and it always seems like one redneck inbreeder is standing in my way . Tonight it ends . Let’s go Bobby !
Jerry The King Lawler vs The Enterprise Tully Blanchard : Lawler meets Tully halfway up the aisle and starts throwing fist . Heenan jumps on Lawler’s back to provide a distraction. Tully knees Lawler in the gut and then smashes his head on the guard railing . Lawler is already busted open . Tully slams Lawler’s head on the ring apron and rolls him in . Tully hits a vertical Suplex on Lawler and then a rear chinlock . Lawler is wearing down in front of the crowds eyes . Someone in a hoodie hops over the railing . The man pushes the hood back , revealing Tommy Rich !!! Rich beats on the ring , cheering Lawler on . The crowd gets behind him . Lawler fights up to his feet and elbows Tully in the gut breaking the hold . Lawler with some stiff jabs and then a right hand has Tully reeling !!
Lawler pulls down those straps and the crowd goes crazy they know Tully is about to get an ass beating of a life time . Lawler with left and rights backing Tully into the turnbuckles . He does the Ten Mounted Punch , but only gets to 8 …. SPINEBUSTER BY TULLY !!!! Tully now with a Boston Crab !! Rich urges Lawler to the ropes and he makes it , but the damage has been done as the blood pumped like crazy out of the cut. Tully grabs his man up and goes for the slingshot, but Lawler blocks it and gets off a vertical of his own . He goes to the top for a flying fist drop , Heenan shakes the ropes knocking him off !! Tully is back up and goes for the Slingshot again , Rich reaches in and trips him up !!! Lawler now with a bodyslam and then a Piledriver on Tully !!! 1…….2…….3 !!! Rich jumps in to celebrate with his friend .
Gordon : A measure of revenge for one Tommy Wildfire Rich here tonight and a win by the King Jerry Lawler . We’ll be back
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Gordon : Welcome back and joining me now the former World Television Champion Jimmy Superfly Snuka . Sir welcome to the Spectrum .
Jimmy : Thank you very much bruddah. Superfly came up a bit short At Saturday Night’s Main Event . I was tired . I started the chamber match and outlasted everyone but Taz . Well I’m here to show Taz his win was lucky . Like all his wins . Tonight I take his WWF Television Title and then I take his spot at Starrcade . Tonight the Superfly gets it all back .
Gordon : And there he goes to the ring . Joining me now the WWF Television Champion . The man who will take on Chris Adams for the NWA World Television Title , Taz . Do I understand this right you have not only put your WWF Television Title on the line tonight , but your World Television Title shot as well ?
Taz : Gordon , yes I did . You see I ain’t afraid of no man . Jimmy Snuka out here calling me a fluke and I’m lucky . Well let’s see . Tonight Jimmy Snuka , you’re going to be just another victim . Because I’m Taz the future NWA World Television Champion. Beat me if you can , survive if I let you !
Gordon : And with that let’s go to the ring .
WWF Television Title Taz vs Jimmy Snuka : Snuka opens up quickly with karate chops that put Taz down on the mat . Snuka stomps right on his head . He covers quickly for 2 . Snuka picks Taz up for a bodyslam, but Taz escapes out the back . He gets off a release German into the turnbuckles . Snuka staggers up , over the head belly to belly !!! Taz closes in on his man , Snuka with an elbow to the gut and then a side kick that drives Taz back into the turnbuckles . Snuka does the mounted ten and then headbutts Taz at the end . Taz is down . Snuka goes up to the second rope and goes for a flying headbutt, but Taz moves . Snuka hits the mat hard . Taz backs him up with a hard right elbow strike and then hits a T Bone !!! He covers 1…….2…….Nooooooo !!!! Snuka kicks out . Snuka now with a press slam across the top rope on Taz . He goes up for the Superfly Death Leap….. Taz rolls out of the way , Snuka tucks and rolls through this time and lands on his feet !! Snuka sinks in the Mandible Claw , but Taz relaxes in the hold , doesn’t panic and pulls off a Triangle Choke!!! Snuka has nowhere to go , he fights like hell , but ends up passing out !!!
Gordon : I think Taz just showed the world that he is not just a fluke . Chris Adams beware . We’ll be back !
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Gordon : Welcome back and joining me right now the USWA Heavyweights Champion The Russian Nightmare Nikita Koloff . Sir , you are getting your World Heavyweight Title shot tonight against Randy Savage .
Nikita : Gordon Solie , Randy Savage talk to much . He worries about everyone else but Nikita . Tonight , he falls to the Russian Sickle !! Randy Savage tonight , beware Russian Nightmare World Heavyweight Champion!!!
Gordon : Thank you Mr . Koloff . And joining me now the NWA World Heavyweight Champion Randy Savage .
Randy : Ya know Gordon , Nikita thinks I’m worried about everyone but him , yeah . Well here are the facts brother , the Macho Man ain’t worried about Nikita , Seth Rollins or anybody else , yeah ! Because the Macho Man is the biggest and baddest dog in the fight . I’m not looking past you or anybody else . Tonight you’re gonna find out why I’m the NWA World Heavyweight Champion . Oooooooo Yeahhhhhhhh !!!
NWA World Heavyweight Title Randy Savage vs Nikita Koloff : The two lock up and Nikita’s power is on display right away . He shoves Savage down . Nikita charges Savage as he gets up , Savage ducks under grabs Nikita by the back of the head and clotheslines him on the top rope , while jumping out of the ring . Savage comes back in and grabs up Nikita and hits him with an elbow smash . Savage goes up for a flying double axe Handle , Nikita catches him …. Chokeslam !!!! Nikita goes for the pin … 1…..2….Savage with a foot on the rope . Nikita with a shoulder breaker and then a step over arm bar on Savage. Savage powers up to his feet and then pushes Nikita into the ropes . Savage knees his man in the gut , Nikita clubs Savage in the back of the head knocking him to the mat .
Nikita puts a knee in Savage’s back and pulls up on the chin . Savage little by little is beginning to fade . He is able to move his feet in such a way he gets to the ropes for the break . Savage rolls out to the floor , trying to get his breath . Nikita goes out after him . He picks Savage up over his shoulder and goes to dart him into the ring post . Savage gets out the back and shoves Nikita who cracks his head on the ring post , busting him open . Savage now goes up …. Flying Double Axe Handle outside the ring . Nikita is down . Savage rolls his man in and now goes for a leaping lariat , but Nikita pulls the ref in front of him and Savage hits the ref instead . Savage stunned , runs right into the Russian Sickle !!! Nikita knows he can’t win without a ref , so he tries to revive him , low blow by Savage from behind !!! Savage goes up for the flying elbow …. Seth Rollins comes and shoves Savage off the ropes down to the floor . Savage crashes through the time keepers table . Nikita still shaking off the low blow has no idea what happened . The ref comes too . Nikita down holding his junk . Savage on the outside of the ring laying in the debris that used to be the time keepers table . The ref has no choice . He counts Savage out .
Jimmy Lennon : Fans after 32 minutes of incredible action , you’re winner by count out , The Russian Nightmare Nikita Koloff !!! However the title cannot change hands on a count out . Therefore still NWA World Heavyweight Champion Macho Man Randy Savage !!!
Gordon : We are not sure why Seth Rollins was even in the building tonight . He has become a thorn in the side of the NWA Heavyweight Champion however . Well , that will do it for us . We will be in Dallas Texas on December 6th as we go head to head with the UWF . Until then , I’m Gordon Solie saying so long from the city of brotherly love !
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