Windy City Pro Wrestling # 4 : Dusty’s BBQ
7pm to 9pm
TV : Showtime
Place : Windy City Pro Wrestling Arena , Chicago, Illinois
Attendance 0
The camera pans around to the new building . The house band plays Sweet Home Chicago . Joe Pedicino takes center ring and sits on a chair . Next Gordon comes out with him .
Joe : Fans welcome to the brand new Windy City Pro Wrestling Arena . Next week this venue will be filled with 350 . Gordon , this week it’s a different kind of show .
Gordon : Yessir Joe . Every year Dusty Rhodes the Saturday after Easter gets together with Willie Nelson and others and have a big BBQ . So we have been invited via satellite to join in the fun . Most of the talent on our roster is down there .
Joe : But Gordon , this is a wrestling show and we will have wrestling from various house shows .
Gordon ; And our first match will be Luchadore Title action . Our champion Tiger Mask taking on Dynamite , but first let’s go join the party , Dusty are you you there .
Dusty : Gordon Solay , Joey P !!! Oh we got a party down here . Why ain’t ya here with us , baby !!!
Gordon : Well maybe next year .
Dusty : We got a pig in the smoker , Willie , he gonna play all night . Lookie over here , Tommy Rich drinking Jack shots with the Heavyweight Champion of the World . We got Horseshoes over there , Dustin is teaming up with Barry .
Michael Hayes and Terry Gordy pass by the camera .
Hayes : Hey Champ !! What do you got there .
Terry: Widfire , you better be ready to share that bottle that bottle boy !!!!
Gordon : This looks like fun , we’ll check back later .
Dusty : All right , baby , the Dream is gonna go sing with Willie Nelson. Hey Willie , Let’s do some Pancho and Lefty , baby !!!
Joe ; Damn Gordon , I kind of want to be there , right now .
Gordon : As do I my friend . Joe you want to break down the next match .
Joe : Gordon , this match is from the Hammond Civic Center . Tiger Mask defending his Lucha Title against Dynamite Kid .
Exiting back and forth match . Lots of Suplexes . Tiger had the striking advantage , but Dynamite worked a leg and almost submitted Tiger . At 18:46 mark Tiger gets off a Tiger Driver for the 3
Gordon : What a great match . Recently , Magnum TA who had been in pursuit of HHH’s Midwest Heavyweight Title agreed to a prove it match against an opponent of HHH’s approval . Let’s take you back to that moment now .
A replay shows of the Navy Pier match . Magnum TA getting the Belly to Belly on Mike Rotunda . Then the post match beat down with HHH and Rotunda double teaming TA . Rotunda’s newest discovery The Heart Punch landing over and over . Barry Windham, who Rotunda walked out in earlier in the night coming to Magnum’s rescue .
Joe : After that incident Magnum was rushed to the hospital with a cardiac injury, there is no time table on when he will return . But HHH will be here next week , to address the issue.
Gordon : And Barry Windham is down on Dusty’s ranch , let’s see if we can get ahold of him .
The camera finds Windham playing corn hole with Bruiser Brody , David Von Erich and none other than Jim Ross . Jim being the constant professional sees the camera grabs the mic from the producer and goes from partying to journalists.
JR : Hey fellas , what’s going on .
Brody ; Ross !!! It’s your turn , get your ass
back here .
Ross : Hang on Bruiser , it’s Gordon and Joe on Showtime .
Brody : Tell them assholes to learn what a vacation is .
JR : As you can see fellas , plenty of beer , whiskey and some of the Devil’s lettuce by God !!!
Joe : JR , could you get Barry over here ?
JR : Sure , hey Barry , Gordon and Joe what to talk to you .
Windham puts down the bean bags and heads over to JR .
Brody : Dammit !!! Next guy that leaves gets a boot to the face !!! Dustin ! Get over and take Barry’s place , quit crying over your dumb brother !!!
Dustin laughs , picks up the bean bags . Jim hands Barry the mic and knows not to piss off Brody and goes back to the game .
Barry ; Hey Joe , Hey Gordon .
Gordon : Barry , we want to talk about you and Mike Rotunda last week .
Barry : Gordon , you know Mike was like a brother to me . I’m not sure what happened . I mean he marries my sister , he’s part of my family . We were in the verge of getting a World Tag Team Title shot and he walks out on me . And then tried to end Magnum’s career . None of it makes any sense .
Gordon: Well you might have also in the process of helping Magnum got the attention of HHH .
Barry : Gordon , I don’t care about him . He and Evolution are a bunch of bullies . I want answers from Mike and next week I plan to get them .
Joe : Barry , we’ll let you get back to the party and your game . Thank you ,
Barry : See you next week , guys .
Joe : Gordon , recently Gary Hart signed a new man from Japan named The Black Tiger, let’s take a look at this man in actin from the Tokyo Dome .
The Black Tiger vs Giant Baba : BT is giving up size and strength, after a Yakuza kick , he rolls out of the ring . Baba goes out after him only to get a rake to the eyes . A head post and then a major beating . BT rolls Baba in and gets off a Flying Black Tiger Elbow right to the kisser as Baba stands !! BT covers 1....2.....3 !
Joe : What a match .
Gordon : And we will have more action for the the Tokyo Dome later as IWA World Heavyweight Champion Hulk Hogan takes on Japanese sensation and the AJW Heavyweight Champion Jumbo Tsuruta . But right now let’s check back in at Dusty’s BBQ .
As we return . We see Dusty , Willie , Hogan , The Freebirds , Tommy Rich and Bruiser Brody all passing around a bottle of Jack on a stage , singing “ Mama’s Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys . “ Everyone is having a fantastic time until......
Voice : ( off camera ) What the hell is this ????
CM Punk walks into picture .
Punk : You fucking idiots should be ashamed . Drinking and smoking weed ??? Maybe it’s time to grow up !!! You see this is why none of you can beat me . I’m straight edge . My body and my mind are sharp . I’m better than all of you .
Brody and Gordy both start walking toward him . Punk is ready to fight .
Punk : Come in you drunken bastards .
Hogan : Guys , guys , hey calm down . He’s obviously crazy or stupid . I’m betting on a little of both . He’s here for me .
Brody : I’ll back off for now , he keeps running his mouth , we ‘ll see who the real bad ass is .
Hogan ; Thanks brother .
Punk rolls his eyes .
Punk : Hogan , you have something that belongs to me .
Hogan: I’m not talking to you as Hulk right now you arrogant little shit , you’re talking to Terry . I told you , you want the IWA World Heavyweight Title , fight me for it . Hell we could fight right now .
Punk : I don’t see a ring .
Hogan : Do we need one . Look kid , you got all the talent in the world , but you didn’t win the Parade Tourney . I did , you came here tonight and broke up a good time and managed to piss off Bruiser Brody a guy who will boot a man in the face just if you look at him funny .
But this ain’t about him . It’s about you and me . I’m so sick of your crap . Your games . Your UWF pals . You want to fight , let’s do it . You beat the hell out of me right now , I’ll send JR to my car and he’ll give you the belt .
Punk : Nah , wouldn’t be any fun beating a stupid drunk like you . I’m the number one ranked guy in IWA and the real world heavyweight champion. See you at Superclash . Oh and if got the guts . Let’s end once and for all . I’ll take you to hell . Hell In A Cell .
Hogan : You’re on Punk . Now get out of here .
Punk: Gladly . You people make me sick .
The camera goes back to the studio .
Gordon : WOW !! That was intense .
Joe : And we have a match with the World Heavyweight Champion right now .
IWA World Heavyweight Title Hulk Hogan vs Jumbo Tsuruta : Good back and forth match Jumbo spends most of the match working Hogan’s leg . Hogan fights back . He ends it with a Python Vice !
Gordon : And there you have it Hulk Hogan has defended his title against the AJW Heavyweight Champion .
Joe : Gordon , I just got word from Gorilla Monsoon that Monday night on Nitro , CM Punk and Hulk Hogan will sign a contract for Superclash Hell In A Cell .
Gordon : WOW !! And next week here in Windy City Pro Wrestling, two big matches have been signed . Harley Race and Nick Bockwinkle taking on Dynamite Kid and Chris Adams. And the American Television Champion Dusty Rhodes will be taking on Kerry Von Erich . That’s all for now . So for Joe Pedicino, I’m Gordon Solie saying so long from the Windy City of Chicago .
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