CINCO DE MAYA ESPECTACULAR
5/5/13
1. Triple H w/Aksana vs Tama
(Tama starts off strong with an arm drag and a slam which surprises HHH. But that just gets him angry and he unleashes a barrage. HHH connects with a high knee. Then puts him away with the Pedigree.)
Winner: Triple H
2. The Rock'N'Roll RPM's(Mike Davis & Tommy Lane) vs Roderick Strong & Rocky Romero
(Once the bell sounds the carnage begins. Strong & Romero are a team possessed. Just unmercifully beating on the RPM's. Romero hits a series of hard kicks on Lane while Strong rips Davis' chest with his patented chops. Romero catches Lane with a Kick to the head then locks on an ankle lock. Lane taps.
Winners: Roderick Strong & Rocky Romero
3. The Embassy (Ernesto Osirus & Leo Kruger) vs Willie Mack
(Before the match Mack tells the crowd that his partner has left the territory. He has no choice but to go it alone. The Embassy laugh and just before the bell rings out comes Sgt Slaughter! Returning to a PNW ring for the first time since he was put out of commission by the Embassy. Sarge tells Willie he got his back.
The match begins with Mack & Sarge taking control. But a distraction by RD Evans gives the Embassy the advantage. They have Mack down and are working him over. Kruger hits a Swinging Fisherman Neckbreaker. He covers but Slaughter breaks it up. Later on Willie floats out a bodyslam and shoves Kruger into Osirus. He makes the hot tag and Sarge comes in hitting Cobra Cannons n both men. Slaughter grabs Ernesto and locks in the Cobra Clutch. Osirus is out.)
Winners: Willie Mack & Sgt Slaughter
4. Princess Mia vs Rosita - PNW Women's Championship
(Spirited affair with both women pulling out some high risk offense. Rosita hits a Hurracanrana from the top. She covers for 2. Mia hits a TiltAWhirl Slam for a near fall. Mia works a headlock for a while. Rosita is able to get free and hits 3 straight dropkicks. She goes for a 4h and misses. Mia goes for Kick Me Goodnight but Rosita ducks hit and hits a jawbreaker. She school girls her! 1.. 2..
NO! Mia barely beats the refs 3. Rosita goes up top. Flying Body Press! But Mia rolls thru and has a handful of tights! 1.. 2..
NOOOO! Rosita kicks out! She nails a face plant. Then goes for a Camel Clutch. Mia is in trouble but refuses to quit. Rosita releases the hold and sets up for her Tornado DDT. MIA pushes her away mid move...KICK ME GOODNIGHT!! But both women are down. Slowly Mia stirs and rolls over onto Rosita. 1.. 2..
NOOO!! Rosita puts her foot across the bottom rope. Now both women are on their knees trading shots. The bell rings.)
Match declared a Draw. Still champion...Princess Mia.
(Despite the bell ringing both women are still trading blows. Referee Paul Turner tries to get inbetween but they shove him to the ground and go back to fighting. Officials enter the ring to separate them as the fans yell "Let Them Fight"!)
Match 5: Bad Attitude vs The Ascension(Shiima Xion & Kenneth Cameron)
(The Ascension actual are on offense most of the early moments. They get Bernard down and continue to make quick tags and keeping the big man off his feet. Xion hits a Corkscrew Splash but Bernard powers out the cover. Cameron looks for Night Terrors but he has trouble getting it on the big man. Bernard flips him over then makes the tag. now all 4 men are in the ring. Anderson hits a Cutter on Xion and gets the 3.)
Winners: Bad Attitude
INTERMISSION: During Intermission Pinatas which are suspended throughout the arena open up showering the crowd with candy, PNW Bumper stickers and Mouse pads.
Match 6: Big John Studd w/The Embassy vs Billy Jack Haynes
(No wrestling hold here just two men trying to kock one another out. Studd hits a Giant Suplex. He covers for 2. BJH gets in a big Flying Shoulder tackle. Studd gets caught in the ropes and Haynes just wails away while the ref struggles to free him. Studd goes to the eyes and slams BJH. He hits the Elbow Drop. 1.. 2.. NO!
He goes for the backbreaker but Billy Jack wriggles free. He goes for the Full Nelson. He has it but he couldbn't lock his fingers. still studd is down to a knee. Osirus runs in and attacks Haynes. But Haynes fights him off and sends everyone packing. But the referee has called the match.)
Winner By DQ: Billy Jack Haynes
Match 7: Darren Young & Titus O'Neil vs Ryback & Jumping Jeff Farmer.
(Early its all Ryback as he is tossing both men around. JJF gets in and hits a Missile Dropkick to Titus. He covers but doesn't even get 2. Back in is Ryback. He hits a Press Slam on O'Neil. He covers but its broken up by Young. Now Young and Titus are in control. They hit a double suplex on Ryback. Then a running Knee drop by D.Young. He covers but gets 2.
They gofor another double Suplex but Ryback blocks and suplexes both men at the same time! He makes the tag into JJF. He goes for a Sunset Flip moff the top on Young. He gets a 2 count as O'Neill comes in now Ryback re-enters and hits the Meat Hook Clothesline on Titus. Meanwhile Young hits a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker on Farmer. Young gets JJF up and hits D.End while Ryback delivers Shell Shock on Titus. They both cover as Danny Davis counts to 3. Both men raise their arms. Davis tells Fink his decision.)
Fink: I have been notified by the referee. Ryback was NOT the legal man. But Darren Young was. Therefore the winners of the match...Darren Young & Titus O'Neil
Match 8: Jonny Gargano vs Rowdy Roddy Piper
(Gargano stops by the Occupy PNW section and high fives his fans which have grown to about 9. He climbs in the ring. Then Piper comes racing down the aisle he dives in the ring and Gargano immediately jumps out but Piper is chasing him. Johnny is running for his life. Finally Piper stops chasing and enters the ring. Calling Johnny to enter.
Gargano is taking his sweet time once he is in piper comes at him and he ducks through the ropes. The ref pushes Piper back. Roddy is really seething. Once again Piper comes forward and Johnny ducks through the ropes. This time Piper kicks him in the keester sending him to the floor. The crowd gets a chuckle and now Gargano is pissed. Finally he enters and the fur flies. Both men rapidly firing punches but that s Piper's game and soon he has Gargano rocked he sends him to the ropes and hits a knee to the gut sending Johnny up over end and to the mat. Johnny tries to run but Roddy has him by the tights. Exposing his bare bottom to the fans. Roddy hits a Gutwrench Suplex. Then mounts him and starts popping right hands to his forehead. Gargano is able to shove him off. Piper stumbles ito the referee for a second and Johnny kicks him right in the nads. Piper is down and the ref missed it. Gargano begins choking Piper across the bottom rope.
Johnny continues to roughhouse Roddy trying to wear him down. But Piper pokes the eyes of Gargano. Then hits a Backdrop Suplex. Both men are down a moment or 2. Piper rises first he waits on Johnny and then slaps on the Sleeperhold! Gargano is Flailing about. Piper looks like he's snapped. Gargano is able to get his legs up and push off the rope. Both men go down but Piper will not release the hold. However his shoulders are trapped on the mat. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winner: Johnny Gargano
(Despite the win Piper would not release the sleeper. Finally the ref pries him off. Gargano may have won but he's out cold on the mat. The fans cheer for Piper as the bagpipes play.)
Match 9: The Simpsons vs Sweet & Sour Inc w/Larry sweeney & Sammi Lane - UWF World Tag Team Championship
(The Simpsons get a great ovation from the crowd. But before the bell Curtis and Bateman attack. They toss Steve out the ring the proceed to go to work on Shaun. Bateman hits A Powerslam. Then a jumping Elbow Drop. Curtis comes in tosses him to the ropes and hits an STO. Tag into Derrick who hits a verticle Suplex. Steve is on the Apron trying to will his brother to come back.Curtis goes for the Flying Legdrop but he misses as Shaun moves. Shaun hits dropkick on Derrick sending him to the floor. Shaun is trying to get to his corner but Curtis is in between. So Shaun dives thru the legs of Curtis! In comes Steve and he is a house of fire.
Steve hits a par of running clotheslines on Curtis. Bateman is back in, he takes a wild swing. Steve ducks it and delivers an Atomic Knee Drop. Then a running Dropkick. Belly to Belly on Johnny.Sweeney is on the apron but Shaun Super-Kicks him back down. Bateman knocks him through the ropes to the floor. Then goes after steve along with his brother. They hit a Double Running boot to his head. They getting set up and send him to the ropes for a double clothesline but Steve Slides under the bottom rope Then Shaun does a Springboard double Flying Lariat, taking both men out. Steve climbs up top...Cross Body Block on Johnny Curtis. 1.. 2..
3!)
Winners & STILL Champions: The Simpsons
Main Event: Dean Ambrose & Connor O'Brian vs Raven & Nikita Koloff
(The 4 men are introduced. There is a lot of tension in the air here. Ambrose is making mocking faces at Nikita who just stares a hole back into him. Connor will start it with Raven. Connor is showing his strength as he keeps shoving Raven back into the corner or ropes. Connor tries to do it again but Raven uses his momentum to fire off the ropes and hit a clothesline. then he hits a series of Haymakers. Bodyslam by Raven! Tag is made to the World TV Champ. Nikita is in also hittting huge punches rocking O'Brian. Nikita hits the ropes but Connor hits a big shoulder tackle taking him down. He then performs a Winding Slam and tags into Ambrose.
Dean is in and starts stomping on the head and neck of Koloff. As he's doing this he is smsack talking him. the fans are really booing him now. he turns and gives the up yours gesture to them. He rams Koloffs head into the buckle. But Nikita no sells it. he does it again & again no efeect. Nikita turns and stares at Dean. He immediately tags Connor back in and jumps out to the floor. Nikita is pointing at him but O'Brian starts clubbing him with forearms. He whips him to the turnbuckle and charges but koloff bounds from the corner hitting a big Clothesline. Tag in to Raven. whoTosses Connor to the corner and follows in with a clothesline. Then a Bulldog. he covers 1.. 2..
NO!! connor kicks out! Now fom the back coming down the aisle is Christopher Daniels. Raven sees hi and is distracted he eats a big boot by Connor. Tag into Ambrose. Dean hoists Raven up to the top buckle then delivers a Super-Plex. He covers for a 2 count. dean gets up and spits at Mikita in the corner. Nikita races in but Paul Turner holds him back forcing him to get out while thats happening O'Brian comes in and they Double Suplex Raven. Ambrose locks on the Crossface Chickenwing. It looks like Raven may tap but nikita comes in and stomps Dean's head to break the hold. Again the ef admonishes him.
Connor is in now and he has Raven in the corner and is landing big shoulder thrusts to the mid-section of Raven. Connor now sends Raven into the ropes for The Downcast (Flapjack). But Raven floats out! Evenflow DDT!!! Both men are down they are both crawling to their corners and both make the tags. Koloff is in and is taking it to Ambrose. He is tossing him from pillar to post. He shoots ean into the corner...Russian Hammer!!! Koloff is playing to the crowd he backs away getting ready for the Sickle dean stands but as Nikita goes to charge he is tripped up by Daniels!!! Raven sees this and jumps out the ring and starts to chase Daniels to the back. Koloff is calling Raven to return he turns..Big Boot by O'Brian!! Then THe Downcast! He covers 1.. 2.. NOOO!!! Koloff kicks out. As he starts to rise...Running Knee Strike to the head by Ambrose! He scoops him up...Midnight Special! He covers 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winners: Dean Ambrose & Connor O'Brian
(Dean is in the ring with both belts. he looks at the World TV title. Then drops it across the prone body of Koloff. The crowd is livid as he lets out an evil grin.)
