Memorial Coliseum
Portland, OR
Match 1: The Usos vs Roderick Strong & Rocky Romero(This was a perfect opening Match. All 4 men hit some crowd pleasing high spots. Roddy hits a Power-Breaker on Jey. Romero hit a big kick and covers but Jimmy breaks it up. Usos hit the Alley-Us on Rocky for a 2 count. Strong has Jimmy rolled with a handful of tights but Jey hits a Savate kick to his jaw and Jimmy then rolls him up for the 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winners: The Usos
Match 2: The Embassy vs Bad Intentions(Bad Intentions in control early. A knee to he back of Bernard by Studd and a chop block by Bashir turn the tide. Embassy has the heat awhile soon Bernard makes hot tag to Karl. He runs wild awhile. Almost has Bashir pinned after a DDT bu Ernie has the ref distracted. Soon all hell breaks loose. The ref has lost control and has to call it.)
Referee Disqualifies both teams
Match 3: The Ascension vs Sons of Samoa (Leakee & Tama)(The Ascension do their usual creepy entrance. They are accompanied by Raquel Diaz & Conor O'Brian. Tito Colon starts with Tama. Tama hits some big chops and a headbutt. Tito goes to the eyes. Then tags in Cameron. They do a double Vertical Suplex. Cameron goes for a Legdrop but misses. Tag is made to Leakee. He hits his flying Forearm and covers 1.. 2.. No broken up by Tito. Leakee grabs Tito for a choke slam but Cameron chop blocks him. Now he Ascension start to take over. They are just mauling Leakee relentlessly in the corner. Constant tags as Raquel is yelling incoherently at the fallen Samoan. Tito goes for a Backstabber but Leakee hooks the ropes and counters it. Leakee dives and tags Tama. Tama starts firing punches and chops then All 4 members of the Ascension just stop and starting screaming to the sky like lunatics. Now Tito & Cameron just both attack Tama. Leakee is in. The referee is trying to get Cameron back to his corner but Leakee is choking him. While this is going on O'Brian comes in the ring and kicks Tama's teeth in with his big Boot. Colon makes the cover as O'Brian leaves the ref turns and counts to 3)
Winners: The Ascension(The lights darken as hey always do when Ascension take their leave. When they turn back on Roderick Strong and Rocky Romero are in the ring...with Kendo sticks. They start beating down the Sons of Samoa. Bad Intentions run out to chase them off.)
Match 4: Sweet n Sour Inc (Bateman & Curtis) vs Future Shock (Cole & O'Reilly)(Future Shock are in total control here. They are just too much for Curtis & Bateman. Cole hits a Whirling leg lariat from the top on Bateman for a 2 count. Later O'reilly hits picture perfect German Suplex with a bridge on Curtis for another near fall. At one point Sweeney gets on the apron and eats a Super-Kick from Adam Cole for his trouble. Cole hits Curtis with a High Cross body but Johnny rolls thru and gets the flash pin thanks to a handful of tights.)
Winners: Sweet n Sour Inc.
(Out comes to the ring Darren Young.)
D.Young: Here we are in Portland. Portland....what a city. Only in a place like this would you draft Greg Oden. (Crowd boos) Greg Oden...a 52 year old rookie with arthritus. And you wonder why you only have one pro sports team. Greg Oden has missed 3 seasons! Yet here is D.Young. I'm not entered in the Tag Team tourney? So does that mean I stay home? NO! Because I'm "No days off" D.Young! The Honey Badger of Professional wrestling!(Then we hear some Heroic music and out comes Jay Lethal with a Thor hammer and a red cape.)
D.Young: Are you serious?
Lethal: Doth thou speaketh too much! These fine people came to see battle not hot air. By the power of Mjolnir I will smite thee!D.Young: Smite? What the hell is smite?Lethal: I will kicketh your ass!D.Young: Fine get a ref in here!
Match 5: Darren Young vs Jay Lethal(Paul Turner enters. Lethal spins the hammer and hurls it at Young. It bounces harmlessly off his chest. Jay seem confused as the fans chuckle. Match starts and Darren takes the early advantage. He slams Jay and goes to the 2nd rope. Goes for a Legdrop but misses. Jay now goes on offense. Beating Young all over the ring. He hits a back drop on Darren who rolls out the ring and heads to the back. Lethal chases him and starts battering him back to the ring. Lethal rolls him in and climbs the ropes but Young i up and meet him there. he delivers a Super-Plex on Jay. Then hits his finisher, D.End. Turner counts 1.. 2.. 3.)
Winner: Darren Young
Match 6: The Usos vs The Ascension (Colon & Cameron) w/ Raquel & Conor O'Brian(As usual The Ascension enter in darkness. There are a smattering of fans for them but the Uso's are far away the favorites here. Cameron hits a jumping DDT on Jimmy Uso. He covers for a near-fall. Tito comes in and hits a neckbreaker. Then locks on a chinlock on Jimmy. Jimmy fights out but before he can make tag. Kenneth Cameron hits a Spinebuster. He covers 1.. 2.. Jimmy puts his leg on the bottom rpe but Conor pushes it off.
But the referee Danny Davis saw this and stops the count. Furthermore he orders Conor O'Brian to the back. Raquel is livid she umps in Davis' face. And he tosses her too! The crowd is cheering as Raquel and Conor angrily make their way out. This whole scenario distracted the Ascension and Jey switched places with Jimmy in the ring. The match resumes as Tito comes in. Jey quickly small packages him for the win.)
Winners: The Usos(Out next come Larry Sweeney, Sammi Lane, Derrick Bateman & Johnny Curtis)
Sweeney: Well being that it's just us and the Usos left I say we have this match right now!(Out comes GM Paul Heyman.)
Heyman: You know Sweeney...I almost agree with that. But we still have a World Tag Team title defense before the finals. And I'm thinking its not fair that you guys don't have to wrestle again. So I have a substitute team to face you. Here they come.Match 7: Sweet n Sour Inc vs Jumping Jeff Farmer & Raven(JJF is hyped up. Raven seems less enthused about his partner. The bell rings and Raven just explodes all over Curtis & Bateman. He whips both of them into opposite Corners then hits each with a Clothesline in each corner. Raven then gives both men Inverted Atomic Drops. During this Raquel Diaz has come out to he stage area and is watching intently. Bateman pokes Raven in the eye then goes for a Back Suplex, but Raven, still momentarily blinded, floats over and hits the Even Flow DDT. He falls back to his corner and Farmer tags himself in. He climbs up looking for the Sunset Flip...he hits it! But Bateman wont go over and instead drops down. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winners; Sweet n Sour Inc.(After the match Raven walks into the ring and over to Farmer. It appears JJF is about to suffer more shame at Raven's hand. He looks up and Raven pulls him up and slaps his back. Then is about to leave. But Farmer pulls him back and asks him for a Jumping Hi-5. Raven looks at him coldly and nods ok. Farmer leaps...Raven doesn't. Instead he gives him a kick and an Even Flow DDT. The fans cheer this as Raven shakes his head and leaves the ring.)
Match 8: The Skyscrapers vs The Soul Patrol - World tag Team Championship match(The Champs are a bit fidgety in the corner. Alphonso looks to be trying to calm them. Introductions are made and the match begins with Spivey and Rocky. Spivey early on uses his size and power to muscle Johnson. He has Rocky in a 2 handed throat lift and drops him to the mat. Tag into Psycho Sid. Sid kicks Rocky in the ribs. Then stands on his throat using the ropes for added leverage. The Sky scrapers continue to brutalize Johnson for another minute or 2. Then Rocky shows some life with a big right hand to Dan. Then Rocky starts to unleash a series of left jabs followed by a right haymaker knocking Spivey into the corner. Tag is made to Atlas who immediately slams Spivey down. Tony drops an elbow and makes the cover 1.. 2.. No.
Tony whips Dan into the corner and backdrops him. Spivey scrambles and tags Sid. Sid raises his hand for a test of strength. Atlas accepts and they soon lock both hands. Both men are evenly matched. While fighting for advantage they go face to face....and Sid starts biting the nose of Atlas! Tony drops to his knees bleeding from the bite. Sid now kicks Tony in the face. The Skyscrapers now lay the wood to Atlas, including a Double clothesline. Tony refuses to quit and eventually reverses a Suplex with one of his own. Tony crawls to his corner and makes the hot tag. Both Scrapers race toward the corner but Rocky hits a springboard Double Clothesline as the crowd erupts. Both Scrapers eat a dropkick. Spivey charges Rocky but he ducks and flips him over the ropes. Rocky climbs up for a High Cross Body. He leaps and is met by a big boot from Sid taking his head off. Sid positions Rocky...Powerbomb! Spivey is in the ring and holds back Atlas as the referee Paul Turner counts 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winners and STILL UWF World Tag Team Champions: The Skyscrapers
Tournament Final: The Usos vs Sweet n Sour Inc(This easily a pro Uso crowd. As Curtis & Bateman wait in the ring, The Usos enter to their tribal War Dance. The match starts out very methodical. Lots of chain wrestling but eventually S n S resort to taking short cuts. Bateman is choking Jimmy on the middle rope. The ref gets him off and as he is admonishing him Larry Sweeney blasts Jimmy with a right hand. Curtis is in and hits a Powerslam for a 2 count. They are really bringing the offense on Jimmy Uso. But Jimmy keeps fighting back. Bateman hits a running Corkscrew Neckbreaker. He makes the cover 1.. 2.. no, Jey breaks it up.
Sweet n Sour continue to work over Jimmy. Occasionally Jimmy Uso will get in some offense but before he can tag they regain control with an eye rake or a hair-pull take down. Bateman whips jimmy into the corner and follows him in but jimmy springboards over Derrick and hits a Super-Kick on him. Both men are down. They both make tags simultaneously. Jey is a house of fire. Laying in hard chops on both men. Sweeney get on the apron and he is met with a jumping headbutt from Jimmy, knocking him to the floor. Jimmy hits a side backbreaker on Curtis as Jey climbs up the ropes. Bateman tries to interfere but is dropkicked out the ring by Jimmy who dives out on top of him. Jey is about to hit the Splash when Sammi Lane grabs his leg. he kicks her away and leaps but the extra time helped Curtis get his head cleared. He raises his knees as Jey lands flush on them. Jey is hurt and Curtis hits a Sitout Suplex Slam. Danny Davis make the count 1.. 2..3!)
Winners and PNW Tag Team Champions: Derrick Bateman & Johnny Curtis, Sweet n Sour Inc.(Larry Sweeney grabs the brand new title belts and hands them to his team. They all take their leave to a chorus of boos.)
