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 | | Subject: HLW BURN #11 Tue Jul 07, 2020 6:00 pm | |
| DARK MATCHES:
1. Kamikaze Kid pins Chilly Willy (Sunset Flip from top rope)
2. El Generico def Super Calo (Brainbustah!)
(The opening video plays with scenes of various famous sites from New York, New Jersey & Connecticut with images of members of the HLW roster mixed in between. Playing to "Hero" by Nas.)
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=koFfI2
Voice Over: She has run roughshod over the enitre UWF women's division. Acruing titles and accolades along the way. Now she is the World Champion. And she's come home. UWF World Women's Champion, Sara Del Rey makes her her first appearance since winning that title. Tonight on Burn.
Johnson: Hello everyone I'm Gus Johnson and this is Burn. I'm joined by the best damn announce team in the business. Steve Lombardi and Flava Flav. Steve tonight's a big show we heard at the top the Women's champion Sara Del Rey is here.
Lombardi: Yes she is and we have to wonder what will become of the HLW Women's title that she was supposed to defend against Serena Deeb at City Heat.
Johnson: Well what else have we got on tap Flav?
(The fans are chanting FLA-VA!)
Flav: YEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! (Crowd pops)
Flav: Man that was too quiet make some noise, YEAHHHH BOOYYYEEEEEE!!!!!! (Crowd pops louder)
Flav: Yeah I-ight tonights Main Event is gonna be New Jack vs Shawn Hernandez. As they gettin ready fo that big 3 on 3 tag Match at City Heat!
Johnson: Thats right Flav and whoever loses the fall will be gone from HLW according to our GM Jack Tunney. We will also see The Hart Stoppers and Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka in action. Now lets send it to the ring.
Tom Brandi
Allentown, PA
-----vs-------
 
Kamala The Ugandan Savage w/ Shiek Adnan El-Kaissie
375 Lbs
Uganda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TrK2FsDejQ&feature=related
(Kamala mauls Tom for about 3 minutes then finishes him with Ugandan Splash.)
Fink: Here is your winner, Kamala The Ugandan Savage
Johnson: Just a drubbing there Kamala and Sheik Adnan are ready for thier 2 on 1 match against John cena at City Heat.
Flav: Man, I think Cena is buggin. Kamala is enough for 3 men and he gonna have Adnan too?
Lombardi: Cena may be blinded by the want of revenge. Sometimes the judgments you make in haste can come back and bite you.
Flav: I hear that Kamala look hungry. He may bite Adnan.
Johnson: HA HA! We'll be back.
(Camera switches and we see Snuka stretching and in comes Yuji Nagata.)
Snuka: Nagata bruddah, what you need from the Superfly?
Nagata: I don't want no trouble. I come to say good luck tonight. I look forward to seeing you at City Heat.
Snuka: Thank you bruddah, you are a great champion, but its time for the people's champ to fly.
Nagata: It will be an honor. But No one takes my title.
(They shake hands and come face to face.)
Nagata: No one.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to ringside.)
Johnson: Right now we are about to see Chris Candido in action.
Lombardi: I watched the Parade of Champions All-Star show. Candido lost the JAPW Stage title match to the Great Muta, after Muta sprayed him with some paralyzing Yellow mist. Its been said that it took Candido 2 days to recover. He is not happy.
Flav: Yeah I tried to get him to come on Flava of the Week but he wasn't having it. That's not like him. Usually him and Tammy can't wait to talk about something.
Kaz Hayashi
193 Lbs
Tokyo, Japan
-------vs-------
"No Gimmicks needed" Chris Candido w/ Tammy Sytch
225 Lbs
Spring Lake, NJ
Theme music: Back in Black- AC/DC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNOOA-GXmYo&feature=related
(Candido is like a rabid animal beating Kaz all over the ring he could have the match won a few times but refuses to make a cover. He sets him up and hits The Blonde Bombshell and still doesn't cover he then hits a Piledriver. The ref has seen enough and declares Kaz can not continue.)
Fink: Here is you winner by referee stoppage, Chris Candido!
(Candido grabs the mic. He looks dead serious looking out at the crowd then he lifts the mic up but instead smashes it over the head of Kaz who was being helped to his feet. Chris throws the mic down and leaves with Tammy close behind.)
(Camera switches Backstage with Kristal Marshall)
Kristal: Yeah it's ya gurl, follow me on twitter. I got with me right now Naomi Night. What's up sista gurl?
Night: Hey gurl its all good in here. you know how we do. I like your shoes.
Kristal: Oh thanks, yeah I picked these up in a lil boutique in Soho. Anyway you a newcomer here but you got your self hooked up with the right people I see.
Night: Oh you know it. I'm with the League. We all about doing it up for ours. Making sure no one takes advantage of our people ya know?
Kristal: I feel you gurl, but who I'm really feeling is that young boy Shelton. What's his story?
Night: Listen you on yo own wit that one. I'm all about gettin mines. You better get yours. I'll see ya around, later.
Kristal: Hmmph. She must like him herself. Anyway next I got here is Shiek Adnan and Kamala. Yo dude you need to keep this jungle freak back I don't like how he lookin at me. Like I'm a hamhoick and he on a BBQ. nuhhh uhhhh.
El-Kaissie: You don't need to worry about him. It's John Cena who needs to worry. At City Heat we are going to end his career. He stuck his nose in our business first. Now he has felt a small part of what is to come. But after City Heat John Cena, You will feel nothing! look at this man! No! Not a man a monster! He kills lions with his bare hands! What do you think he's gonna do to you?! This monster is loyal to no one but me. I will be the one to order him to cripple you. City Heat.... John Cena's career ends!
Kristal: Okay you need to switch to some decaf fa real. I'm out.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to the set of Flava of the Week.)
Flav: Yeah man. You know the name of this here joint is Flava of the Week, right? Well tonight we really live up to that. Welcome the New UWF World Women's Champion, Sara Del Rey.
SDR: You forgot Queen of the Ring but I'll let it pass...this time. Also what you all seem to forget is I am the HLW Women's Champion. You see everywhere I go I win gold. That's what I do. I took care of the so-called battle Queen champion too. What I'd like to know is why hasn't she given me that belt too? I am your World Champion as your champion, I will NOT keep defending against the same tired old challengers. I am going to beat women from all walks of life all over the world. So at City heat I am putting out a challenge to Betty White. Betty if you want a shot its yours. I will see you in New Jersey.
(Out comes Serena Deeb and GM Jack Tunney)
Tunney: Sara you will not be defending your title against Betty White. You were scheduled to defend the HLW title against this woman, Serena Deeb.
SDR: Are you kidding me? She's not even ranked! I'm a World Champion she doesn't belong in the same ring as me.
Deeb: Oh and Betty White does? Listen Sara you're just scared, You know you got lucky winning that belt and don't want to lose it fist time out.
SDR: Listen Chickee the only thing that scares me about you is that stench when you're in the showers. I am the WORLD CHAMPION! I have bigger fish to fry. Speaking of fish that stench is back.
Tunney: I thought you might say that. As of right now Sara Del Rey you are stripped of the HLW Women's Title. Please relinquish the belt.
SDR: WHAT!?? Are you crazy? I just won this!
Tunney: Yes but as you said now you are the World Champion. So You are unable or unwilling to honor the responsibilities of the HLW Women's Title.
SDR: You know what? Fine! I don't need this belt. It's a company belt. THIS is the WORLD title belt. Take a good luck Serena its something you will never have.
Tunney: At City Heat Serena you will compete for this title belt. Against the runner-up in the tournament, Mercedes Martinez.
SDR: Well I'll be in attendance I am gonna love seeing you and that chicana fighting over my scraps, haha. Betty if you here me the challenge is still open.
(Camera switches to ringside)
Lombardi: Betty White? what the heck?
Johnson: Beats me Steve, Ha Ha! Lets send it to the ring for our next contest.
The Hart Stoppers (Teddy Hart & Jack Evans)
Combined weight 457 Lbs
Theme music: 2Pac- All Eyes On Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdZUOTHolrM&feature=related
-------vs--------
 
LATIN REVOLUTION (Tony Torres & Antonio Rivera)
Combined Weight 422 Lbs
(Not a bad match early on but soon enough the Harts take over. Finally it ends after Teddy hits Torres with The Hart Attack (Shooting star press). For an easy 3 count.)
Fink: Here are your winners, The Hart Stoppers!
Johnson: CREAM! Cash rules everything around me! The new Talent intiative products the Hart Stoppers look great here in thier TV debut.
Lombardi: I am cluless to what you just said but yes These 2 young upstarts are amazing.
(Then from out the crowd comes Hawkins, Rider, Nathan Jones and PAC. They surround the ring but then all of a sudden Los Maximos are running out with chairs and have the back of the Harts. The 4 upstarts back off and start to head towards the barrier when Jack Tunney appears on the big Screen.)
Tunney: Well now... I had an idea you guys may have shown up again. So you think it should be you getting thier shot here. Fine at City Heat. It will be you four Invaders against The Hart Stoppers....and the HLW Tag Team Champions, Los Maximos! You think you deserve a shot well you got a chance to prove it.
(The Harts and Maximos hi-Five each other. Meanwhile the other four smile and nod thier heads.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to ringside)
Mickey Gambino
Fort Lee, New Jersey
-------vs--------
Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
Weight 252 Lbs
Fiji Islands
Theme music: The People- Common
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7B2VgRShew
(Match starts out with Gambino trying to dictate the oiffense but he is badly over matched. A few chops a headbutt, Slam and the Superfly Death Leap end this at around 5 minutes.)
Fink: Here is your winner, "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka!
Johnson: There is your number one contender, Steve.
Lombardi: That he is, Gus and he looks absolutely ready.
Flav: I think Yuji may be in serious trouble at City Heat, yo. The Superfly is on a roll!
(Camera switches backstage to the office of Snoop & Trump.)
Snoop: Man I don't like having these unsigned dudes coming through the crowd. Soon all the fans will be rushing the ring.
Trump: It'll be okay. Look at the ratings we're gonna get!
(In walks Santino Marella.)
Santino: Hey Boss. What you need....
Trump: Boss? I'm not your Boss! You don't work here!
Santino: Well I was talking to Mr Dogg.
Trump: And what? He is more of a Boss here than me?!
Santino: well it is Da hoody! You not really hoody.
Trump: I want you out of here. And I don't want you anywhere near Rising Stars next week. You hear me? I'll have security throw you out! Now get out you imbecile!
Snoop: Man Don Trizzle, there aint no need to talk to the man like that. I know he can get on your last nerve. But he does mean well.
Trump: He's a nuisance!
Snoop: Look Santino just take off today. I will think of something and call you.
Santino: Fine. Mista Drump. You are an angry person. You needa more fiber in your life!
Trump: OUT!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns backstage with Funaki)
Funaki: Hewo fans. We are almost at City Heat. I want to bwing in now. Bwayden Walka. It's good to see you back.
Walker: It's good to be back, Funaki. You know The Walker was home last week and I saw what the Iron Shiek and Adnan had to say. Humble me? Boy this is America and I'll be damned if you ever humble me on my soil. At City Heat I'm gonna do to you what you did to me a few weeks ago. And Adnan try to get involved. I'm beggin ya. Cause I got me a surprise for you too.
Funaki: Aso on that Card we will see Yuji Nagata face Jimmy Snuka for the Heavyweight title. Dolph Ziggla vs Human Townado and I want to bwing in now Sabu and Junkyard Dog. JYD at City Heat you wook for some revenge but whoevea wose the match isa gone from HLW.
JYD: Have you seen Koko, Funaki?
Funaki: Uh no sir,
JYD: No one has seen him since he did what he did. Well Teddy Long you keep hiding that boy. I'm going to destroy your league one by one till there's nothin left. Then I will get Koko. And I'm gonna bust his head open to the white meat is showin. Negro League get ready one of you is gonna be out of a job.
(JYD walks off. And Sabu looks at the camera then points to the heavens)
(Camera switches to ringside)
Johnson: Well this is our Main Event. these 2 men will be on opposite teams at City Heat. Whoever loses is gone from this company.
New Jack w/Teddy Long
Atlanta, GA
254 LBS
Theme music: Natural Born killaz- Dr Dre & Ice Cube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-V6Xm9nsm8&feature=related
---------vs---------
Shawn Hernanadez
280 Lbs
Houston, TX
Theme Music: What you Got- Chino XL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd4D83VnNu4
(Hernandez is all over NJ early on. He hits a hanging Suplex and a legdrop and then a Springboard Shoulder block. Jack goes to the eyes and starts to use his usual brawling style to beat down SuperMex. Soon Mustafah & Shelton Benjamin come down to ringside and then shortly after JYD with his chain along with Sabu. Hernandez cathes NJ with the crackerjack. Mustafah jumps on the apron Sabu runs up and hurracanrana's him off the apron to the floor. Now they are all brawling. Referee Joey tells everyone to clear ringside or he will DQ someone. As this is going on Teddy flips Jack his Slapjack. He clocks Hernadez with it and tosses it back. Joey turn around as Jack drops an elbow and covers. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Fink: Here is your winner, New Jack!
Johnson: Wow New Jack and the League pull one off.
Lomabrdi: If that happens at City Heat, Hernandez will be gone from HLW!
Flav: Man that is gonna be some match I'm going to Jersey for this show!
Johnson: Well, Thats it for this time. Up Next City Heat, get your tickets!
CITY HEAT CARD
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Dolph Ziggler vs Human Tornado
Iron Shiek vs Brayden Walker
Los Maximos & Hart Stoppers vs The Invaders(Ryder,Hawkins,PAC & Nathan Jones)
For the vacant HLW Women's Title
Serena Deeb vs Mercedes Martinez
Special 6 man (Loser of fall must leave HLW)
The Gangstas & Shelton Benjamin vs Junkyard Dog, Shawn Hernandez and Sabu
John Cena vs Kamala & Sheik Adnan El-Kaissie
Main Evnet: For the HLW Heavyweight Championship
Yuji Nagata vs Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka | |
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