WWF # 53 : Season Premire
Gordon Solie : Conspicuous by his absence this week . Is Gorgeous George Wagner . It’s season two . Tonight starts a new era here in the WWF . Tonight we will see the WWF Tag Team Champions Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage in action . The Mega Powers .
We will hear from Bob and Brad Armstrong who are both injured . In speaking of injures we will talk to Playboy Buddy Rose , the man who injured Billy Jack Haynes .
The newly crowned WWF Television Champion Goldust puts his title on the line against Wahoo McDaniels .
Bob Backkund has returned to the area and he will be in action .
But let’s talk about tomorrow night in Allentown , Pennsylvania. The Agricultural Hall Stockyards .
When we come back the man who will challenge the NWA World Heavyweight Champion at The Great American Bash . Chris Benoit will be in action .
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Chris Benoit vs Chavo Guerrero Jr : Surprisingly good match . Chavo goes for the tornado DDT , Benoit with unique counter , pulls him down into the Crippler Crossface . Chavo taps .
Benoit joins Gordon at the podium .
Gordon : Mr . Benoit a tough fought victory for you this week , but I want to talk about last week .
Benoit : Last week was hell . I had to outlast 7 incredible wrestlers , but I got the job done .
Gordon : You are stepping up in a division. The World Heavyweight Division. They say at 220 pounds you’re undersized and don’t belong there .
Benoit : Gordon , all my life I’ve been told I didn’t belong . My high school wrestling coach told me I didn’t belong because I had a nasty streak . I didn’t hear him complain , when I won 3 straight provincial championships.
I was told in college I didn’t belong because my grades weren’t good enough , but I ended up making the Dean’s list . I graduated with an Associate Degree in Physical Education.
When I got into the business , I was told I didn’t belong , but won the Super J Cup tournament in Japan and became the Canadian X Division Champion.
Now I’m being told I don’t belong here , because I’m undersized . I’m told I’m not on the level as Undertaker, Randy Savage , Seth Rollins or the current World Heavyweight Champion, Lex Luger , but I beat the Rock last week , a guy Luger wrestled and beat and I wrestled and beat last week . I don’t belong in the World Heavyweight Division? Tell that to the World Heavyweight Champion when he’s tapping because he thinks his face is being torn off !!!!
Gordon : A rather intense Chris Benoit . We’ll be back .
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Gordon : Welcome back . Right now we have our top 12 match . Tonight trying to hold his number 12 position John Cena . His opponent sitting in the unlucky 13 position, Ken Patera loser leaves the WWF .
Ken Patera vs John Cena : Patera is over powering Cena in the early going . Cena makes a come back and gets off side slam . He goes for the Five Knuckle Shuffle and misses . Patera puts on the Full Nelson . Cena shocks the crowd when he breaks it . Cena hits the FU ! He covers and gets the 3 !!!
Gordon : There you have it . Ken Patera is leaving the WWF . Let’s look at your top 12 this week . Some changes made due to last week’s performances in the main event scramble . Of course Kevin Owens is the National Heavyweight Champion.
The man they are all chasing WWF Heavyweight Champion. Andre The Giant
Chris Benoit comes in at this week after an incredible performance and winning the right to face the World Heavyweight Champion at Great American Bash .
Ted Dibisae is number 2 this week , he is the East Coast Heavyweight Champion.
Number 3 This week . The WWF Television Champion Goldust .
Number 4 . Is the Rock .
Number 5 this week Big John Studd . What a performance last week .
Number 6 with another remarkable performance last week . Hollywood Dave Batista
Number 7 and as he says and climbing Kenny Omega .
Number 8 this week is Chief Wahoo McDaniels .
Number 9 falling 3 spaces is David Von Erich .
A new wrestler not only debuting in the top 12 , but , making his debut last week . The first pick of Gorgeous Entertainment. Larry Zbysko . He is number 10 .
Number 11 and will wrestle here tonight to try and hold that spot against Mr . Zbysko is Ultimo Dragon. If Ultimo Dragon loses he has to wrestle again tomorrow night in Allentown against the number 12 man John Cena . Should he lose there , he will be gone from WWF . When we come back to big powerful tag teams the debut of Death Row taking Bam Bam Bigelow and Big Van Vader .
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Death Row vs Vader & Bam Bam : These two teams beat the hell out of one another . It ends in a 15 minute time limit draw . They continue to fight to the back .
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Gordon : Welcome back and joining me now the man who last week along with the Moondogs injured Billy Jack Hayes . Buddy Rose .
Rose : First of all Gordon Solie . To you that’s Playboy Buddy Rose or Mr . Rose .
Gordon : Very well Mr . Rose , so last week , you injured Billy …..
Rose : Mr . Solie , no wonder Mr . Wagner doesn’t like you very much . I have to question your integrity as a broadcast journalist. Did you see myself or the Monndogs injure Billy Jack Haynes ?
Gordon : Well , sir , no and I apologize the accusation without knowing all the facts .
Rose : That’s good , because you’re damn right we did it . Hahaha . Oh and it felt so good Mr . Solie . We may wait until he’s healthy and do it again . Hahaha .
Gordon : I guess my question is why ?
Rose : Because I hate Billy Jack Haynes . He acts like he’s the only wrestler on the world from Portland . He thinks he’s something special . Oh I’m Billy Jack Haynes . Look at my muscles . Watch me do a Full Nelson . I naaled myself after a 50 year old movie that frankly sucked .
Gordon Solie , I don’t need to work out to be impressive . I can do everything he can and better . He’s not the only wrestler from Portland and I can promise you , he doesn’t have the girls swooning over him like the Play…..
Wahoo : Wait a damn minute . Billy Jack Haynes is my friend and , you hurt him . Well tough guy why don’t you try to wrestle me right here on tv next week .
Rose : You and me on tv , next week ?
Wahoo : That’s right .
Rose : You know that would be a main event anywhere on the country Chief .
Wahoo : Yep .
Rose : No , nah . People should pay to see us wrestle , but I will make you a deal .
Wahoo : Ok , what’s that .
Rose : If you can stand up for the next 45 seconds , I’ll give you $10,000 .
Wahoo : What ?
Rose slaps Wahoo across the face . The Moondogs come out and attack . They stomp away on Wahoo !!! They take turns beating him with their bones . Rocky Johnson and Tony Atlas come out and give chase .
Gordon : We have to get order restored . We’ll be back .
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Gordon : Welcome back . Let’s go to the ring .
The Mega Powers vs Ivan Putski and Dr. Bill Miller : These are big strong powerful guys , but the Mega Powers handle them with ease . It ends with Miller getting pinned after a Mega Bomb .
Gordon : Joining me now are the Mega Powers. Gentlemen, you’ve made your intentions well known about the British Bulldogs and the NWA World Tag Team Championship.
Hogan : Dean Solie , everyone talks about the power of Daveyboy Smith brother and the technical savvy of the mighty midget Dynamite Kid , dude . Well this man to my right is the most sound technical wrestlers going today , brother . And Daveyboy Smith your arms ain’t nowhere near as big as mine , dude .
Savage : Oh Yeah . Look at the size of those pythons , yeah . British Bulldogs , you been hiding long enough . Dig it ? It’s time you stepped up your game against the Mega Powers , Yeah …… What the hell do you two want ???
Matt Hardy : Well , we noticed you guys haven’t defend those tag titles in awhile . You talk about the Bulldogs ducking you ?
Jeff : We think you’ve been ducking us .
Hogan : You two punks want a piece of, we can make that happen .
Savage : You two scrawny runts vs us right here on tv next week . Dig it !!!
Matt: Times running boys . See you next week .
Gordon : A big match made for next week . We’ll be back .
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Gordon : Welcome back , Chief Wahoo McDaniels was scheduled for a match against Goodust , for the WWF Television Title . However , he will not be able to wrestle here tonight . Next week , Goldust will defend the WWF Television Champion . Right now I want to bring in a man who has a lot on his mind and that’s the WWF East Coast Champion Ted Dibiase .
Dibiase : Gordon , I just don’t get it . We have all these wrestlers lined up and none of them want to face me for the East Coast Championship. I thought the Rock was going up take a serious run , but once again disappeared. I’m staring to think he’s a coward . I mean where is he ?
Gordon : Well , he does have a movie coming out soon .
Dibiase : You know , it’s funny . I thought he was a wrestler . But no , he’s just another guy who wants to make movies instead of wrestling . Just like Batista . Gee , when is another Marvel Movie being made , so we can watch his bad acting skills .
Batista : What did you say ?
Dibiase : You heard me part timer .
Batista : Part timer ?
Blassie : Dave , let it go . It’s too soon .
Batista : I’ll show you part timer .
Blassie ( puts his hand on Batista’s shoulder ) : Blassie . Not him Dave . You have Kevin Owens lined up in your sights . Don’t blow it !!!
Batista : ( Shoves Blassie’s hand away ) Shut up Freddy !!! Dibiase ……
CM Punk comes out and hits Batista from behind . Now Dibiase and Punk put the boots to him .
Gordon : It’s been a crazy night . We have to get order restored. We’ll be back .
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Larry Zbysko vs Ultimo Dragon : Wagner comes out with Larry . Dragon is holding his own . Spinning back kick and then goes for an Asi Moonsault, but Larry gets his knees up . Larry pulls his man up Asian Spike . Dragon submits .
Wagner and Larry join Gordon .
Wagner : I’ll take this , Mr . Solie . ( grabs the mic ) Wagner : Ladies and gentlemen, what you have just witnessed is a superstar destroying an inferior opponent . You are looking at the first pick in Gorgeous Entertainment . Next week , we will debut two more members hand selected by Mr Zbysko and myself . We will put on an end to below average performers such as The Armstrongs and the John Cena’s and David Von Erich’s of the world . Now , Mr . Zbysko the floor is yours .
Larry : George , I heard Dibiase out here saying he doesn’t have competition. Well Ted Dibiase , you haven’t faced me for that belt . You really want to wrestle someone . Wrestle a real man for that belt , not a part time prelim guy like Batista or the Rock .
Gordon : Thank you gentlemen. We’ll be back .
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Bob Backlund vs Mike George : Mike George is tough as they come . He gives Backound a fight . In the end , Backlund ends it with. Crossface Chicken Wing .
Gordon : We are out of time . We will talk to Bob Backlund next week . Don’t forget wrestling tomorrow night at the Agricultural Hall Stockyards in Allentown . For now I’m Gordon Solie saying so long from the Big Apple .
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