Blue Grass Rasslin # 2
Item # 1
Mil Muertes is in the back warming up for the HBO Television Title Tourney . In walks Andre , Bundy , The Sheik and Josef Samael.
Muertes is ready to fight .
Samael : There is no reason to fight . We aren’t here for that . You are the mighty Mil Muertes , the man of 1,000 deaths . Tonight you enter the first round . And soon a HBO Television Champion will be crowned . I’m here with the Contra family to see to it , you are in the winner .
You see Mil , I know who you really are . I know that that at the age of 7 , your family was killed in an earthquake in Mexico City. The city of course got rebuilt . But you were released into the system and the system failed you . So after years of torture , at 14 you left to grab that brass ring that is the false prophet known as The United States .
And there , they ignored you . They spat on you and wouldn’t let you in and returned you to Mexico . You never found a home until one night , you discovered hell . And it was there that you lived and became the man of 1, 000 deaths . Well now Hell is standing in front you making it’s greatest offer . You can not only win , but you can have a née family and together we can burn it all down . Hail Contra !
And with that The Sheik produces a Fireball and throws it against a set of lockers . It hits explodes into nothing leaving an ugly black mark .
Item # 2
John Cena gets out of a Lincoln SUV . He goes around to the drivers side kisses some hot chick and tells her , he’ll see her after the show . As he goes to walk into the building he’s stopped by a reporter .
Reporter : John , Stu Stacks with Pro Wrestling Illustrated.
John : Hello Stu , what’s up .
Stu : A couple of questions .
Cena : Sure .
Stu : Are you now with BGR full time ?
Cena : They offered me a hell of a contract . Yeah , I’m full time here .
Stu : And what about your affiliation with UWF ?
Cena : UWF can choke on these nuts . They made their choice with CM Punk . You can tell Undertaker , you can tell his little fat buddy , The Ghost , you can tell Devannes , Texas Dan , Remix , you can tell Aunt Rodie , you can tell Jimmy Johnson and his best friend Joe , that they can all kiss my ass . The IWA has the best fans in the world , the best wrestlers in the world and in two weeks time , live and in living color on HBO , oh hey Devannes , I helped Blue Grass get this tv deal by the way . I’m sorry Stu , oh yeah , live and in living color , I will be the HBO Television Champion.
Item :
Ox Baker is in the locker room taping up his hand , he looks up at the camera shows his fist and doesn’t say a word .
The HBO logo is in the rafters of the high school . The camera pans down to show the Blue Grass Rasslin logo on the canvas .
Marty O’ Neil : Hello fans , it’s time for Blue Grass Rasslin here on HBO .
Fuller : Marty , it’s the HBO Television Title Tourney . 4 matches tonight quit the yappin and get to the fighting .
Match 1 : Darby Allin vs Ox Baker : Allin surprises Ox , but too much size and power . Ox drops him with the Heart Punch for the 3 .
Fuller : Holy shit , did you see the look on that boy’s face when Ox hit that Heart Punch. Holy hell, that was funny .
Marty ; Well at least year in better spirits this week .
Fuller : Not if you keep taking O’ Neil .
Match 2: John Cena vs Dirty White Boy ; DYB almost pulls this off , but after his DDT , Cena’s foot is on the ropes . Cena puts on the STFU and gets the win ,
Fuller : Where was the Damn clean break ?
Marty : Well Ron ..,..
Fuller : Don’t talk to me !!!
Mil Muertes vs Kevin Von Erich : Mil comes out and it’s starting to look like a squash , but then out comes Contra and sits in the front row . Mil is distracted and gets caught with the Claw . He passes out as Kevin takes his leave .
Post match as Mil is coming too , the Sheik hits the ring and attacks Mil . He puts him in the Camel Clutch. Then starts tearing away at the mask . Sameal , Bundy and Andre hold off any outsiders . Kevin returns , but he’s not alone . Dick The Bruiser , The Soul Patrol and The Killer Bees are with him . Contra takes their leave .
Marty : That’s disgusting what they did .
Fuller : Yeah , that dumbass Von Erich and his buddies should have stayed in the back .
Marty : No , not ., forget it .
Match 4 : Jerry Blackwell vs Ronnie Garvin : Garvin had Blackwell rocked until Blackwell rolls outside and Garvin loads up on his swing and missed JB and punches the ring post . Blackwell now takes over . He goes yo the top and hits the Greaser Splash for the 1....2...3 !!!!
A add for next weeks show comes up .
Ox Baker vs John Cena
Kevin Von Erich vs Jerry Blackwell
Championship round ???? Vs ????
Marty : Fans we will see you next week .
End
