(Nicole Scherzinger sings America The Beautiful. When she's done the crowd erupts into a USA chant.)
Match 1: Ernesto Osirus vs Jushin "Thunder" Liger
(The crowd erupts once AC/DC's Thunderstruck starts to play. The crowd is singing along as Liger makes his way to the ring. Osirus attacks Jushin before the bell. He gets a few good shots in but soon Jushin makes a come back. He nails a huge Palm Thrust. Then finishes him with the Liger Bomb.)
Winner: Jushin Liger
Match 2: The Ascension w/Raquel Diaz vs Bad Intentions & Yoshi Tatsu
(Bad Intentions and Yoshi were not intimidated by the ominous trio. They take the fight to them Bernard Press Slams Cameron. But then eats a Boot from Connor. Later on Yoshi catches Xion with a Missile Dropkick. Yoshi looks for a Fisherman Suplex but Shiima counters into a Rock Bottom. Cameron tags in and he executes a running Swinginging Neckbreaker. He covers for 2. Tatsu then nails a Enzuguiri and tags in Anderson. He catches Cameron with a Spinebuster. He covers 1.. 2.. Kick out by Cameron. He's looking for his Gun Stun but Cameron shoves him off into a jumping enzuguiri by Xion. <br /><br />Now the Ascension begin to howl and really turn up the attack on Karl. They have him down in their corner as they turns stomping a Mudhole into him. They are just relentless. Finally Bernard can take no more he storms the ring Knocking Cameron and Xion off the apron. But Connor scoops him up and slams him to the mat. Referee is trying to get order of things as Tatsu goes up top and hits a plancha dow on Kenneth & Shiima out on the floor. It's just total mayhem now. Karl Anderson hits the Gun Stun on O'Brien. He looks to cover but Raquel has the ref tied up. Bernard is out on the floor fighting with Cameron. Anderson gets Raquel off the apron. He turns and is taken over the top by a Flying Body Press by Xion. Yoshi looks to do a dive outside but Connor is up and delivers a Choke Slam. He waits...& then hits the Downcast. He covers for the win.)
Winners: The Ascension
Match 3: PNW Women's Championship Scramble Match (Two women will start. Every 3 minutes another woman will enter. When all 6 women are in the match will continue for 5 more minutes. Each time a pin or submission is recorded that person is the interim champion. The woman to gain the last fall when time runs out is the champion.
Princess Mia(c) Portia Perez Nicole Matthews Jennifer Blake Sammi Lane Rosita
(Match starts with Rosita & Sammi Lane. Lane hits some forearms. then slams Rosita to the mat. She rops an elbow. Sammi now starts choking Rosita. ref pyulls her off. Lane rises and poses sexily to the crowd who boo loudly. she starts kicking at Rosita. she scoops her up again but Rosita hops on her shoulders and does a victory roll! 1.. 2.. 3! Rosita is the champion! Sammi is incensed and tears into Rosita slamming her head into the mat. Time is up and in comes Portia Perez...
Perez immediate helps Lane in beating on Rosita. Then out of nowhere Perez tries to schoolgirl Sammi but only for a 2 count. Noew Perez & Lane glare at each other and they go at it. Lane lands a knee to the mid-section. Then sends perez Flying out the ring. Lane turns and is dropkicked by Rosita sending her to the floor. Rosita looks to the crowd who start to cheer. she then unleashes a Tope out on both women. All 3 are lying on the arena floor as Nicole Matthews enters...
The other half of the Canadian Ninjas checks on her partner. Then sends Lane into the ring she goes to cover 1.. 2.. Rosita drags her out the ring. Now the Ninjas both start beating on Rosita they toss her back in the ring and follow. Lane is given a Double suplex by them . Then they send Rosita into the ropes and hit a double clothesline on her. Nicole makes the cover but then Perez pushes her away and covers her instead. Matthews pulls her off and now the Ninjas are face to face. Lane crawls over and covers 1.. 2.. 3! Sammi Lane is Champ just as Princess Mia makes her way to the ring..
The Nijas see what Lane did and attack her. Mia comes in Pulls Rosita up. Then hits Kick Me Goodnight! She covers for the 3 count and Mia is again Champion. Mia now backs away in to the corner watching whats happening. Perez nails School girl Crush on Lane But Nicole wants to cover her. Again the Ninjas argue as Rosita crawls over and covers Sammi. 1.. 2.. No the Ninjas see it and stop the pin cover in time. They go for their Finisher but Rosita ducks and Matthews Super-Kicks Perez. She shrugs and covers her 1.. 2.. NO! Mia breaks it up and here comes the last entrant, Jennifer Blake...
Blake is a house of fire! She immediately clotheslines Nicole. Russian Leg Sweep on Sammi. Exploder on Princess Mia. Rosita tries for a Hurracanrana but Blake counters it into a Powerbomb. 1.. 2.. NO! Portia lands a kick, Irish Whips Jennifer to the ropes but she bounds off the ropes with a Flying Shoulder Tackle. Jennifer stands but is caught by a Super-Kick from Matthews. Before she can cover She is tossed to the outside by Mia. Then Mia covers 1.. 2..
NO! Sammi Lane breaks it up. Mia takes a swing but Lane ducks it and hits a Atomic Drop. Then as she gets up Perez hits School Girl Crush. She covers for 3 count and now is champion. Nicole DDT's Blake and covers for the 3 count and becomes champion with about a minute to go. Perez can't believe it. She tackles Nicole and both woman fall to outside in a cat fight. Rosita hits a top rope Bulldog on on Jennifer. Sammi charges but she backdrops her to the floor. Rosita now grabs a groggy Blake and rolls her up in a Reverse Sunset Flip. 1.. 2..
KICK ME GOODNIGHT by Mia! Mia covers Rosita 1.. 2.. 3! Mia has regained the title with 15 seconds to go. Blake spears Mia then covers 1.. 2.. NO! Mia kicks out! She tries to get a Boston Crab on her but she fights it and the bell rings!)
Winner & Still Champion: Princess Mia
Match 4: Roderick Strong & Rocky Romero vs The Wild Samoans - No DQ
(Afa & Sika are the hand-picked team of Donald Trump. And they are all over Strong & Romero. The action spills to the outside. Afa Whips Roddy into the Spanish announce desk. Meanwhile Sika slams Romero on the ramp and the drops a cocobutt on him. Strong grabs Afa and sends him right into Jose. He looks to follow up and tosses Jose out of the way. Then slams the Samoan's head on the desk. Then he grabs some wires there and starts choking him. Joel is trying get by to check on jose but Strong shoves him back to his seat. Sika is throwing Rocky back into the ring. Roderick sees this and lets Afa go. He grabs his kendo stick and starts wailing on Sika just as he was about to make the cover.
Soon all 4 men are back in the ring brawling. Afa has Romero up for a Samoan Drop. But Strong hits the Samoan right between the legs With his Stick. He then takes him out with a clothesline with the cane. He covers for a near fall. Sika nails Roderick with a big headbutt...Samoan Drop!!! 1.. 2..
NO!! Rocky breaks it up! Thrust kick by Afa to Romero sends him to the corner. Afa charges but Romero lifts himself up and Afa hits the post. Sika meanwhile is tossed over the ropes. Romero applies the Diablo Armbar on Afa. strong has the Kendo stick and is keeping Sika from entering. Afa fights to get to ropes but Rocky refuses to break them Strong starts whacking Afa's arm until he let's go of rope. Finally he taps.
Winners: Roderick Strong & Rocky Romero
Match 5: Billy Jack Haynes vs Ryback - Winner gets shot at Washington Championship
(Haynes is in the ring as Ryback comes out. He starts down the ramp then stops. He turns and points towards the entrance and out walks....
Jesse Sorensen! The crowd gives a standing ovation to Jesse who still is brandishing a neck brace and is walking slowly. Even BJH is clapping for Jesse. Match is clean but not scientific. Lots of stiff forearms and Elbows. Haynes hits a Powerslam. Then goes for the Full Nelson but he can't lock his fingers around the massive upper body of Ryback. Jesse is slapping the mat trying to encourage him. Finally he powers out. He lands a back elbow to the eye of Haynes. Then he nails a Meathook Clothesline. He waits...then hits another. He lifts BJH up for the Shell Shock. But Haynes elbows free. They both hit the ropes and collide head to head. Ryback goes down to the mat holding his face. Haynes falls backwards & out the ring. He knocks into Jesse knocking him down. The crowd is gasping. Officials immediately see to him but it looks like he is okay as they get him back to his feet. Haynes is up on the apron looking concerned. Jesse gives him the Thumbs up sign. Ryback has seen none of this. He is up now clearing the cobwebs and sees Haynes on the apron looking away. He grabs him and hoists him on his Shoulders and nails the Shell Shock. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winner: Ryback
Match 6: The Embassy (Studd & Krugar) vs Adam Pearce & Willie Mack w/ Sgt Slaughter - Number 1 Contender's Match
(Sarge leads his team out with the American Flag waving high.)
(Match starts with both teams taking turns on offense, The Embassy have Willie in their corner. Studd is choking him with the tag rope while Leo distracts the referee, Paul Turner. Now studd comes in stomping a bit on Mack. Pearce and Sarge are trying to root for him to get up. Studd has him in a Throat Lift. Then drops him to the mat. Leo tags in and drives his knee into the throat of Willie. Turner starts to count and Leo releases at 4 and makes a devious smile. He pulls him up and Tells Studd to stick out his boot. He goes to ram Mack into it but Willie reverses and sends him in instead. Mack stumbles across and tags in Pearce. Pearce comes in firing right hands at everyone. Ernesto Osirus jumps on the apron but Sarge pulls him down and hits him with the Cobra Cannon.
Pearce suplexes Krugar. Then Studd grabs him but Adam kicks him in the solar plexus and bull rushes him into the turnbuckle. He starts throwing haymakers that are rocking the big man. Krugar tried to help but was taken down by a Mack dropkick. Mack signals for the Chocolate Thunder Driver while Pearce is noww standing on the ropes lowering punches onto Studd. Nana thought about interfering then he saw Slaughter heading his way and ran away. But RD Evans snuck in and nailed Mack with a low blow. Studd now grabs Adam by the the neck and is choking him against the ropes. Leo hits a DDT on Willie and covers but the referee is still trying to separate Pearce & Studd. Sarge comes in and hits Leo over the head with the flag pole. Then rolls Mack on top and leaves. Turner finally sees the cover and counts 1.. 2.. 3!)
Winners: Adam Pearce & Willie Mack
(After the match Osirus nails Adam with a chair. Then all the Embassy attack Slaughter. Studd gives him the Side Suplex the drapes the American flag over him. Then he drops his Big Elbow on him 3 times as the fans are livid.)
Match 7: Johnny Gargano vs "Rowdy" Roddy Piper - Street Fight
(Both men come to the ring in street clothes. Neither man cares about pinfalls. They just want blood. Bell rings and its like Pit Bull fighting, Sheer ferocity is unleashed. Most would think it would be all Piper in this type of match but Johnny is holding his own. The "Occupy PNW section has grown to about 10 members now. They are the only ones backing Gargano here. Piper lands a hard right hand to the jaw of Gargano that drops him to the mat. Piper is now banging his head off the mat. Johnny kicks free and rolls under the bottom rope but Piper follows out and continues the assault. Ramming him head first into the railing and busting Johnny open.
Roddy is like a shark. The sight of blood has him in a frenzy. He is biting the cut of Johnny who is screaming in terror. Piper rolls him in to the ring then as he enters johnny kicks the ropes and it catches Roddy in a bad place. Johnny bleeding and gasping for air forces out a laugh. He starts to rain punches on Roddy's face. Then stands up and kicks Roddy in the rib cage. Then again, and again, and again. You can see Roddy spit up a little blood. Gargano applies the UD Lock. Piper is trapped in the center of the ring. but won't tap. Gargano keeps cranking but Piper refuses to submit. Eventually Johnny's arms are gassed out and he must give up the hold. Piper is lying there in a heap. He covers 1.. 2.. NO!!!
Gargano gets him up looking for a Swinging reverse STO. But Piper escapes and locks on the sleeper! Johnny is panicking he grabs the ropes but there is no rope break in a street fight! Piper will not let go. Blood coming from his mouth. He has the blood soaked face of Gargano held tight. Johnny is fading as the ref checks his arm. It's over!)
Winner: "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
(Both men collapse in the ring as the fans are on their feet. Even the Occupy PNW section is applauding.)
Main Event: Nikita Koloff vs Dean Ambrose - UWF World Television Championship
(These are 2 men that do not like each other. Nikita is usually cheered for but today is America's birthday and the fans have backed their son, Dean Ambrose for tonight only. Nikita and Dean start in the middle of the ring and start trading punches. This plays into the Russin Nightmare's hands. But Dean kicks Koloff low then sticks a thumb to his eye. Now dean gives Nikita a rope burn across the eyes. He rams his head into the Turnbuckle. Then whips him to the far corner but Nikita bounds out the corner with a tremendous clothesline! Nikita takes a moment to recover then scoops up Ambrose and hits a Powerslam. Nikita has him by the hair and flings him by the hair across the ring.
Koloff has him in the corner and is driving shoulders into the PNW Champ's rib cage. Nikita Irish whips him face first into the far buckle and Dean hits hard and falls to the mat. The fans are trying to rally around Dean as they chant "U.S.A.". Nikita snarls at the crowd and goes back to hurting Ambrose. He has Dean in a Kravat. Really torquing on the neck. Dean is able to get a rope break and goes outside to clear his head. Dean has a look of concern on his face. Then he starts to grin and heads back. He starts to enter then stops and spits on Nikita! Koloff's face goes from shock to anger. Dean runs and Koloff gives chase. Koloff almost has him when Dean drops and does a drop toe hold sending Nikita into the ring steps face first! Crowd gives a nice pop for the move which confuses Dean. Nevertheless he rolls back in to stop the count then goes back outside. He grabs Nikita and slams him on the floor. You can see Koloff has a busted lip.
Dean continues to punish Koloff outside always rolling back in to stop the count in time. Finally he shoves Koloff in the ring. He lifts him up for the Midnight Special but Nikita fights free and hits a Release German on Ambrose. Koloff covers for 2. Ambrose is trying to crawl away but Nikita stalks him. He pulls him up by the trunks and hands a forearm to the lower back. He goozles him and Delivers a Choke Slam...No! Dean escapes and hits a cutter. Now he gets him up...Midnight Special!! He covers 1.. 2..
NOOOOOO!!!! Koloff kicks out!!! Ambrose has his hands on his head and looks like a crazy person. He backs away as Nikita slowly rises. Then he charges with the running knee....But Nikita hits the Russian Sickle!! Dean does a 360 in the air. Koloff covers as referee Danny Davis counts 1.. 2..
3!)
Winner and STILL Champion: Nikita Koloff
(After the match Dean was given a round of applause. Ambrose can barely stand but asks for the microphone.)
Ambrose: ....Fffff....*cough*....Faaa.....Fuck you all....
(He drops the mic and gives the up yours gesture to the crowd and leaves to the back.)" />
