DARK MATCHES:
1. The Hart Stoppers def The Batten Twins (Evans pins Bart after the 630° senton)
2. Lince Dorado pins Frank Williams after a headbutt with a loaded mask.(The opening video plays with scenes of various famous sites from New York, New Jersey & Connecticut with images of members of the HLW roster mixed in between. Playing to "Hero" by Nas.)
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=koFfI2(show opens in the ring with Co-owner Donald Trump & Black Tiger.)
Trump: I have a few things to say. HLW is the place where everyone wants to be. We are coming out of the greatest city in the world we have the best roster, best announcers and of course we have the best fans. (Fans applaud.)
Trump: So that's how I can understand how badly other wrestlers want to be here. Wrestlers like Mitsuharu Misawa. You see Misawa you wanted to be here so bad that you neglected to tell us you were contracted with the NAWE. Well my little Asian friend that means you can't work here. As of today you are banned from HLW TV and if you ever try to acost my good fri.. employee, The Black Tiger again you will be arrested and charges filed. Now Tiger will be in action tonight. No in fact he will be in action now. Send down an opponent.(Camera quickly switches to the announcer desk.)
Johnson: Hello everyone I'm Gus Johnson and this of course is BURN! Coming to you from the Hammerstein Ballroom in downtown NEW YORK CITY!! Alongside my broadcast partner Flava Flav. And we would like to welcome back my color commentator, Steve Lombardi. Welcome back, Steve. Lombardi: Thanks its good to be back, doing what I love which is calling the action of HLW.Johnson: Well we got a huge show lined up The Maximos will defend thier titles against The Empire we have HUGE news regarding Sara Del Rey, Flav.(The fans are chanting FLA-VA!)
Flav: YEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! (Crowd pops)
Flav: Yo! Welcome Back Steve! Right now we got Black Tiger in the ring and so is his opponent.Fink: This is the opening match of Burn! (Crowd pops)
Black Tiger
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Miracle Man
Land of Amazing Adventures
227 Lbs(This is a drubbing It's a Miracle Black Tiger doesn't maim this guy. He hits a few throws then The Black Suplex followed by a Moonsault for the win.)
Fink: Here is your winner, The Black Tiger!(BT has his hand raised then goes rips off the mask of the hapless victim. He leaves the ring Mr. Trump nodding in aproval.)
Johnson: Well Black Tiger made short work of his opponent tonight. Lombardi: The Black Tiger seems to have lost no steam and now with Misawa banned from HLW Burn he seems back to his confident ways. Flav: And he jacked another mask? The boy got a damn collection.Johnson: Fans we'll be back.COMMERCIAL BREAK(Show returns to the office of Donald Trump. He's there with Black Tiger.)
Trump: If you're sure I'll make the call. (Takes out his cell phone and dials)
Trump: De Vannes? Trump. Listen How would you like to boost your ratings? (Camera switches to Interview area where we have Funaki.)
Funaki: Hewo fans. HLW gonna have a big show, City Heat. August 28 in Jehzey City. We will see HLW Champion Yuji Nagata defend the title against Jimmy "Supafry" Snuka. Also we have learned that we will see the Ion Sheik face Bwayden Walker. Lets bring out the Ion Sheik and his manager Shiek Adnan. This match is from wha happan at Pawade ova Champions.El-Kaissie: Funaki that punk Brayden Walker is responsible for Muhammad Hassan being tossed out of HLW and that cost me a lot of money. Now I have a lot more but I don't like wasting it. Now Walker you face this man. Tell em Sheik!IS: Brayden Walker, ju jahbroni. Ju have got nothing for the Sheik. Do you know who I am? I am an a Olmpic Champion I am the AAU greco-roman champion camerman zoom on my medals. Jus ee that you Jankee doodle. Where are your medals? You have no medal because they don't give one for drinking beer and playing guitar in you pick-up truck. Ju know what ju problem is?! Ju don't have any respect! The Sheik is gonna teach you respect! I'm gonna suplex ju on your stupid fat head! Then I'm gonna put ju in the Camel Clutch and I'm gonna break jur back! And THEN I"M GONNA HUMBLE JU! JU HEAR ME!(Adnan drags Iron Sheik away.)
Funaki: uh ...um I have now "Supastar" Dolph Ziggla. At City Heat you will face the Human Tornado. Ziggler: Stop right there. The Human Tornado? Are you serious? Thats ridiculous. I'm too big a star for that. You know we start shooting soon for Scarface II: Tony's Revenge, any day now and I don't need to be distracted with these meaningless matches. Funaki: The match is signed alweddy.Ziggler: Fine, fine! I'll beat up the Human Tobago. But I'm not missing doing an appearance on Leno for this. Funaki: Back to you Gus.(Camera switches back to ringside.)
Johnson: Well we are going to see some highlights from the recent Battle Queens show featuring a Fatal 4 way match between the World Champion Sherri Martel, former champion, Cindy Rogers, Battle Queens Champion, Sarah Stock and HLW Women's Champion Sara Del Rey. Let's take a look.(Video shows the closing moments of the match where we see Sara Del Rey get the win and become the new UWF World Women's Champion.)
Johnson: There you have it Sara Del Rey is the new World Champion, Steve.Lombardi: It was anybody's match and I really thought that Cindy Rogers had that won with her submission hold, TCB locked in on Sherri. But Sara Del Rey hits her new finisher The Death Rey. Which is that devastating Back to Back Double Underhook Piledriver on Sarah Stock who was injured earlier by Bull Nakanao and gets the win. Thing is Bull had nothing to do with the match yet plays a big part of it.Flav: We had Sara here why you was out Steve, That chick is no joke. I aint surprised that she got dat gold now.Johnson: Well what does that mean for the HLW title match with Serena Deeb at City Heat? We will have to see. Right now we have some women's action coming up.Terri Power
Portland, OR
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"Latina Sensation" Mercedes Martinez
Waterbury, CT
Theme music: Swagger Like Us- T.I. Ft.Jay-Z, Kanye West & Lil waynehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaG7ERuiG8Y&feature=related(Terri hits some offense early on but Mercedes catches her with a Powerslam and the tide turns. She nails a face plant then hits the Pescadora Buster. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Johnson: ARRIBA! Mereceds gets the duke!Lombardi: I thought Chico Santana was here. The Pescadora Buster wins another one. Of course Pescadora is spanish for Fisherman. Mercedes is a force here in the Hood's women's division.(Camea switches and we see JYD entering the arena and he still has his Iron chain then we see right behind him one Shawn Hernandez.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK(Show returns and we see sitting in the crowd TV star Chevy Chase from Community, UFC star Matt Serra and indy wrestlers Curt Hawkins, Zack Ryder, Nathan Jones & PAC.)
(Camera switches backstage to the set of Flava of the Week.)
Flav: YOOOOO! My guest this week is none other than the General Manager of HLW, Jack Tunney!Tunney: Was poppin' Flav?Flav: Ha Ha! Yeah I was bout to ask you that same joint.Tunney: Well you have probably noticed I havent been around a couple of weeks. That's because I was setting up a new project here in the Hood. Its Called the New Talent Initiative. This is where we look to bring some guys we feel may deserving of a shot here in HLW and give them basically a trial run to see if they can impress us to stay on the roster. I have the first selections tonight.Flav: you said selections as in more than one, right?Tunney: Yes Flav we are bringing in a Tag Team for the tryout. Allow me to introduce Teddy Hart & Jack Evans, The Hart Stoppers.Hart: Heeyy, Tunney and Flav wahts up?Evans: Thank you for the oppurtunity, Mr Tunney.Tunney: Well boys thats all I'm promising, an oppurtunity. What you guys do with it is up to you.Hart: Well we just want to say we are psyched to be here and are ready to do our thing for you great fans!Evans: The Hart Stoppers are poised and ready to rock this place to its foundation.Flav: Well that some exciting news this week. The Hart Stoppers!(Camera switches back to the ring.)
Iron Mike Sharpe
275 Lbs
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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"Mr. Excitement" Human Tornado
175 Lbs
Hollywood, AL
Theme Music: Everybody Dance Now- C & C Music Factoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCTBD4ZWuRM(HT has the crowd hyped as he dances to the ring as his song demands that everyone join along. HT is finally ready against the much larger Sharpe. IMS is off quickly hitting a short-arm clothesline. Many patented clubbing forearms as well. Sharpe tosses HT to the corner he charges but Tornado get two feet up into the face of IMS. He then quickly hits a leg lariot off the 2nd rope. HT hits the ropes and does a spin before dropping an elbow. he covers but only gets 2. He goes for the African Destroyer but gets backdropped Mike charges but HT drop toe holds him and IMS lands into the turnbuckle jaw first. IMS is sitting in the corner stunned and HT looks to the crowd and smiles he hits the House Party Kicks. He pulls Sharpe up and does a Inverted facelock neckbreaker. Then he goes up top and comes off with a Diving Somersault Corkscrew Senton. It's an easy 3 count for Joey Marella.)
Fink: Here is your winner, The Human Tornado!Johnson: Fight the Power! Human Tornado with an impressive win here, Steve.Lombardi: He calls that The Cancun Tornado. First time we have seen that to my knowledge in HLW. Fight the Power?Johnson: HA HA!(Camera switches to the office of Snoop Dogg. Where we see Snoop on the phone)
Snoop: Damn it Santino, I said to just go there and help out, not make matches. And with the tag champs at that!...... I aint got no choice now you announced it on TV. Whoever wins tonight between Los Maximos and The Empire will be there......... What do you mean dont't let the Empire win?....... What? When did you get injured?....You sprained your finger dialing the phone? Santino cut it out you made the damn match fool....Charlie Brown? What? Look I gotta go, Stay out of trouble!(Trump walks in with Black Tiger.)
Trump: Look Tiger is gonna take a little time off he has something he wants to do in Arkansas. Snoop: Arkansas? What the hell is he gonna do there?Trump: He's looking to add to his collection if you will.Snoop: Are you two serious?Black Tiger: Kore ga honmonoda. Sore wa ki honmonoda!(Tiger storms off)
COMMERCIAL BREAK(Show returns and we scnes from last week's Main Event which saw John Cena defeat Kamala only to suffer a post match attack where he took Kamala's Splash twice.)
Johnson: Following the injuries sustained in the incident we just watched Jon Cena is not here tonight. But we have him via telephone. John, can you hear me? Thuis is Gus Johnson I'm here with Steve Lombardi, Flava Flav and the fans of HLW.Cena: I hear you, Gus. Lombardi? Welcome back man. Looks like I got a taste of what you went through.Lombardi: Thanks John and yes I know all too well the damage that Ugandan madman can do. But how are YOU doing?Cena: Well luckily the doctors say nothing is broken but I have a slight tear in the muscle attached to my left rib cage. Luckily it only hurts when I breathe. Johnson: Well John I'm being told you contacted the GM Jack Tunney and let him know you would be ready to wrestle by City Heat.Cena: Yes that's correct. I want all the fans to know, all the Ce-Nation that I will be back in HLW and I think at City Heat its time to give Kamala and Sheik Adnan a lesson in thuganomics 101. At City Heat I will face both of them in a 2 on 1 Handicap match.Flav: Yo John! It's Flav, man. A handicap match? You sure about that?Cena: No doubt playa! This way I got both of them in the ring with me instead if Adnan sneaking around outside. Johnson: Well we are looking forward to it. Thanks for taking the time to speak with us.Cena: Peace out.Johnson: Let's send it to the ring.<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/HdujLdZp93c?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/HdujLdZp93c?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
Sabu
228 LBS
Bombay. MI
Theme Music: Huka Blues- Harry Slash & The Slashtones
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Shelton Benjamin w/Teddy Long & Naomi Night
245 Lbs
Orangeburg, South Carolina
Theme Music: Can't Stop Me- JadaKisshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pik1dRC8dTA(Bell rings and Sabu dropkicks the leg of Shelton. Sabu quickly is on him. Leg drop to the back of the head. Sabu is in an all-out attack mode. He hits a Tornado DDT and makes the cover but only gets 2. Sabu applies the Camel Clutch. Benjamin struggles but gets to the ropes. The crowd is cheering on Sabu. He whips Shelton to the ropes and goes for a dropkick but Shelton hooks the ropes abd Sabu crashes to the mat. As soon as he looks up he is caught with a kick to the face by Benjamin. Shelton doesn't follow up immediately as he is tring to clear his head from the early onslaught by Sabu. Now he turns his attention to his opponent he nails a T-Bone Suplex. Then he follows with a Hammerlock front Powerslam. He makes the cover 1.. 2..
No! Sabu kicks out Benjamin whips Sabu into the corner. Shelton goes for a running shoulder block but Sabu leap frogs the move and Benjamin hits the post. Sabu drapes Shelton over the 2nd Rope and he hits the Guillotine Legdrop. Sabu drags Shelton the center of the ring. He covers but just gets 2. Now Sabu scoops up Shelton for a piledriver. Naomi jumps on the apron Sabu drops Shelton and takes a wild swing at her. Now Teddy Long is yelling at him. While Sabu looks at him Benjamin slips behind and hits his finisher, Paydirt. Charles Robinson makes the count. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Fink: Here is your winner, The Gold Satndard, Shelton Benjamin!(Long and Naomi are in the ring congratulating Shelton when Sabu knocks Benjamin from behind knocking him out the ring. Now Sabu grabs Naomi by the hair. He motions to the crowd thumbs down & he lifts her for a piledriver when out of nowhere here come the Gangstas.they attack Sabu and start beating him down Shelton is back in and stomping away as well. hen we see Shawn Hernandez and the JYD running down the aisle its a pier sixer as punches are flying everywhere. Finally the Negro League leave the ring as Sabu, Hernandez and JYD stand tall in the ring. Then out comes GM Jack Tunney.)
Tunney: Ok I've had about enough of this! One week you attrack them the next they attack you. Soemthing's got to give. So at City Heat there's gonna be a street Fight. The Gangstas and Shelton Benjamin will face the team of Sabu, Hernandez and the JUNKYARD DOG! (Crowd pops)
Tunney: One more thing. Whoever gets pinned or submitted in that match is GONE from HLW!(Tunney walks away as the camera shows the faces of both teams.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK(Show returns backstage where we see Kristal Marshall.)
Kristal: Yeah its your gurl, Kristal AKA Ms.Hot Booty. I got to interview somebody so uh you..yes you come over here.(In to view comes Tamina)
Kristal: OK I've seen you, you're a wrestler, what's yo name?Tamina: Seriously? My name is Tamina and I'm part of the women's division here.Kristal: That's nice. Anything else?Tamina: Yeah. I want to thank all the fans for your support so far it means a lot to me. I'm a relative new face but I know the business well. I've been around it all my life and I'm going to show everyone I'm not just some rookie by making it to the top of this division. So if you're backing me now. I say its a safe bet.Kristal: Ok thank you, Tamara. Uh now lets see who is around.. ok Human Tornado come on over.HT: Hey how you doin sexy thing?Kristal: Slow it down. You gonna have a match at City Heat right?HT: You know it like a poet baby doll. The Human Tornado is gonna whip up some dust at City Heat. I got me Dolph Ziggler. He think he big willie but only one pimp up in this hood, Jack! Jersey City get ready cause the Human Tornado is comin thru!Kristal: OK, I'm done here. Who got my check?(Camera switches back to ringside.)
Johnson: We are ready for our Main Event, Steve and Flav. Any predictions?Lombardi: Well the saying goes two good big men will beat 2 good little men But does that apply when the little guys are better than just good? Tough call but I think the champs should be concerned.Flav: Yeah man, I hear what my boy Steve is sayin but I gotta go with my boys Los Maximos. They can measure up with any team in my opinion.The Empire (Fedor Emelianenko & Vladimir Kozlov) w/ Shiek Adnan Al-Kaissie
Combined Weight 530 Lbs
Russia
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Los Maximos (Joel & Jose Maximo)
HLW Tag Team Champions
Combined Weight 380 Lbs
Brooklyn, NY
Theme music: Fuego- Pitbull Feat, Don Omar(Before Los Maximos make thier entrance 4 hot girls take the stage and start dancing. Flav is up dancing too.)
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(Then out come the champs to a loud ovation.)
(Maximos enter the ring as the challengers remain emotionless. Bell rings and its Fedor vs Jose to start it out. Jose uses his quickness to hit some low kicks and even ducks a big punch and counter with one of his own but then Fedor gets ahold of him and hits a release belly to Belly Suplex on Jose. Kozlov is tagged in and the Empire control the next few minutes of the match. Sheik Adnan is giving instructions making sure they keep Jose in thier corner and make quick tags. Kozlov hits his Battering Ram headbutt and goes for a cover but Joel breaks it up. Fedor hits a Sambo suplex he covers but only gets 2. Then Jose starts to rally back hitting elbows on both men back and forth then he does a dive to his corner but Fedor hooks his leg and drags him back. The Empire continue to beat down on Jose. Fedor goes for a clothesline but Jose turns it into a crucifix. 1.. 2.. no! Fedor goes for another release Belly to Belly but Jose somehow lands on his feet he rolls and makes the tag to Joel. Joel immediately goes up top and hits a Missle dropkick on Fedor. Fedor is knocked back into his corner and Kozlov races in. Joel is ready and hits a Flying Headscissors on him. Jose is in and they hit the Washing Machine (Double Argentine Leglock into a facebuster.) Joel covers 1.. 2..
No! Fedor breaks it up. Maximos grab him and put him in a Boston Crab/Camel Clutch combo. Kozlov hits a boot to Jose's head. The empire grab Joel and hit a spinebuster the set him up for thier finisher the Duble Super Brainbuster. They have him but as they come down Jose catches his brother and he doesn't hit the mat. then as both Russians sit up they are met with a series of Hard kicks. tey toss Kozlov out the ring. The y grab Fedor and hit Maximo Impact (Joel hits a Wheelbarrow suplex while Jose adds a running neckbreaker to drive an opponent's head into the mat) Jose covers and gets the win.)
Fink: Here are your winners and STILL Tag Team Champions...Los Maximos!(As the duo hoist thier belts in the ring to the crowd Zach Ryder & Curt Hawkins have jumped the rail. They get on the apron and are challenging Los Maximos. Saying they should be the new talent given a tryout. Maximos invite them in Hawkins and Ryder tease entering when from behind Nathan Jones and PAC have entered and all 4 men start to beat down the champions. Jones Powerbombs Jose. Hawkins and Ryder have gotten chairs. then from out the back come The Hart Stoppers with chairs also. They are being followed by security. The 4 men leave the ring and the Hart Stoppers are daring them to come back. Nathan wants to go back PAC is trying to hold him back. He shoves PAC away and tries to enter the ring and barely misses being nailed by Teddy Hart swinging a chair. Finally more security is coming and the 4 men hop back over the railing and leave the arena.)
Johnson: It's madness in here!Lombardi: What a week I picked to return! Those 4 men are NOT employed by the HLW they had no right to enter the ring. If they wanted a shot they could go to management and demanded a Trump match. Like others have tried in the past. Flav: Ask permission? That aint how its done in the hood, Steve. Here you just go for it. But luckily This new team is eager to prove themselves and had Los Maximos back tonight.Johnson: I'm sure we will hear more about this situation. Ladies and gentlemen check HLW.com for more to the story and we will see you next week.