(Show opens with a montage featuring scenes from past Battle Queens shows to the sound of Unbelievable by the EMF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waacof2saZwApter: Hello fans and welcome to Volume 17 of Battle Queens! We are as always at our home The Chevrolet Theatre in Wallingford, CT. I'm Bill Apter joined by the incomparable Sunshine as we are here to call all the action from the women of the UWF. Tonight we have a big Main Event, Sunshine.
Sunshine: That's right Sarah Stock The so-called Darkn Angel will defend the Battle Queens title against Bull Nakano who recently scored a pinfall in a non title match on the champ.
Apter: That is true but as you said it was non-tile. I'm willing to bet things could be different this time.
Sunshine: I'm willing to bet you will still annoy me tonight.
Apter: Let's send it to the ring.
McGuirk: This is our opening match!
(Out comes Karen Angle into the ring with a mic.)
Karen: Ladies & Gentlemen you are about to witness the greatest Tag Team in all of women's wrestling. Luscious Layla & Sassy Stephie, the Heartbreaker Express!
Heartbreaker Express (Luscious Layla and Sassy Stephie) w/Karen Angle
Theme music: Break Your Heart- Talio cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_SI2EDM6Lo&ob=av2e
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Alicia
Hackensack, New Jersey
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Terri Power
Portland, OR(Terri starts out but is immediately attacked by Stephie. Stephie pounds her down with forearms then kicks to the ribs. She tags in Layla, Stephie snap mares Power over and Layla hits a Rolling Head Snap. Layla locks on a bodyscissors. Terri is able to break the hold and tag in Alicia who hits a clothesline on Layla then she whips her into the corner. She hits a running forearm and the goes for a Bulldog but Layla counters into a Back Suplex she tags in Stephie who hits a vicious knee lift. Then hits a Running Sleeper Slam. She tags in Layla who hits The Layout. It's an easy 3 count!)
McGuirk: Your winner.....The Heartbreaker Express!
Apter: That was pretty impressive. This team of Karen Angle's is making noise quickly here in the UWF.
Sunshine: They are definately someone to keep an eye on. But of course the Champs have to worry about what team Linda McMahon is pulling out the woodwork this week.
Apter: Well apparently her Assisitant Becky Bayless had called in a favor and the Canadian Ninjas will be facing a mystery team.
Sunshine: And that seems fair to you?
Apter: No. But fitting. Now let's send it to the back.
Milani: Thanks Bill, I'm here with the Canadian Ninjas, the Battle Queens Tag Team Champions. Still no word on who are your opponents will be.
Perez: No word. I have a word. NO! I have a couple of them. How About bias? Or obsessed? How about Bitch?
Matthews: Yeah I have a few words myself. Hater. Witch. Hag. But I don't care cause I'm not leaving here without my belt. It's MINE!
Perez: Linda McMahon, I wish I was behind you getting tossed in the ring that night. But if you keep trying to screw us out these belts. It will be even worse for you.
(Camera returns to the ring)
Alicia Fox
Tampa, FL
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Daffney
The Coven(Both women go at it hard to start it off . Alicia hits a few forearms then a kick to the gut and goes for the Axe kick early but Daffney evades it. Then hits a beautiful belly to back suplex with the bridge. 1.. 2..
No! Daffney snarls at referee Carlisle. Then starts pounding Alicia's head into the mat. She pulls her up for a DDT but Alicia turns it into a Northern Lights Suplex for a 2 count. Ashley lifts her up for slam but Daffney floats out and hits the Psychotic Slam (Sitout rear mat slam) She covers as Jennifer counts. 1.. 2..
No! Alicia is up but groggy. Daffney goes for a reverse school girl. Alicia rolls thru and lands a well placed low kick to the ribs of Daffney. Then she hits the Axe Kick! She covers 1.. 2... 3!)
McGuirk: Your winner.....Alicia Fox!
Apter; Alicia Fox with the win here. Now let's a take a look at the situation that has led to the War of the Kongs.
(Video package is played showing the history of the feud up to this point. Then we hear from Linda mcMahon that next week the Kongs will meet once more in a Street fight.)
Sunshine: Man they better give out warnings to the crowd. A Street fight? These two monsters may bring the whole arena down with them.
Apter: I have to agree, Sunshine. That match is set for volume 18 it should be a wild one. Now let's send it to the ring for more action.
Madison Eagles
Australia
Theme music: Not Afraid- Eminem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5-yKhDd64s
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Ida Mae Martinez
Norwich, CT(Martinez and Eagles trade some mat wrtestling holds for awhile before Madison begins her Striking offense and takes over. Eagles then hits a T-Bone Suplex. Martinez is dazed and Eagles finishes her with a Power Bomb followed by the Soaring Eagle (Springboard Moonsault).)
McGuirk: Your Winner......Madison Eagles!
Apter: Impressive dbut by the Aussie, Madison.
Sunshine; Feh. I don't like her. I don't like Australians. They live out in the cold all year long. Eat Seals and Moose. Disgusting.
Apter: I think you're thinking of Alaskans, Sunshine.
Sunshine: Don't ever correct me geek. I don't like any of them, And you either!
(Camera switches to the office of Linda McMAhon.)
Bayless: Linda, they're here.
Linda: Good send them in.
(In walk Molly Holly & Daizee Haze. Daizee is eating a bag of potato chips.)
Linda: You two ready to win those belts?
Molly: We're always ready to whip someone's ass.
Linda: What about you? You're stuffing your face with chips.
Haze: I got da munchies. (Said with a mouthful of chips.)
Linda: Listen you two, don't mess this up. Go out there and beat these two ASAP.
(Molly and Haze leave)
Linda: I hope these two don't screw this up Becky.
(Camera returns to the ring)
McGuirk: This match is for the Battle Queens Tag Team Championship!
Molly Holly & Daizee Haze
HIP
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The Canadian Ninjas (Portia Perez & Nicole Matthews) w/Sunshine
Battle Queens Tag Team Champions
The Darkest Realm of Canada
Theme music: Edge of Seventeen- Stevie Nicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YdDW1WR64k(Both teams are not fan faves but the crowd hates the Ninjas more than anyone so the Molly & Daizee get cheered somewhat. Molly is beating down Portia in the ring. Locks on a rear chinlock as is really torquing it. Perez doesn't give up but is hurting. Soon Matthews comes in and kicks Molly in the head to break the hold. As the ref is forcing Matthews back to her corner and admonishing her Daizee comes in and the challengers hit a double suplex on Perez. Now it's Haze who is stomping on the lower back of Portia. She hits the ropes for a kneedrop but Perez moves. In comes Nicole with the hot tag. She hits a double clothesline on Daizee & Molly. Then she hits a Tornado DDT on Haze. She covers but only gets 2.
Nicole sends Haze into the ropes and hits a Tilt-A-Whirl backbreaker then applies a Boston crab. Perez does a slingshot legdrop across the back of Daizee's head while she is trapped in the hold. Perez covers her 1.. 2..
No!. Molly breaks up the pin. All four women are brawling now. Nicole backdrops Haze to the floor. Sunshine has a chair and tries to hit Haze with it but she catches the chair. Sunshine runs off. meanwhile the ninjas work on Molly. They set her up for a back suplex Super Kick combo. But Haze is in the ring with the chair and cracks Matthews with it. Then she swings at Perez who ducks and scrambles from the ring. The referee John Finnegan has called for the bell. Daizee looks at him and wraps the chair over his head as well.)
McGuirk: The winners of the match by Disqualification....and STILL Battle Queens Tag Champions...The Canadian Ninjas!
Apter: Unreal as it may seem, Sunshine and her two cronies win again. Daizee Haze lost control and cost her team the match. Despite all of Linda McMahon's efforts thus far The Canadian Ni jas continue tohold on to those tag team titles. Now let's send it to the back and Leyla Milani.
Milani: Thanks Bill. I'm here with the Battle Queens Champion, Sarah Stock. Sarah your opponent tonite, Bull Nakano has already pinned you once. In a non-title match. Are you worried about your defence tonight?
Stock: With all due respect Leyla. That's a stupid question. You don't get to be the Battle Queens Champion as long as I have by being scared of anything or anyone. Yes Nakano got me on a bad night a few weeks ago but that means nothing tonight. Tonight this belt is on the line and thats when the Dark Angel rises to the occasion.
Milani: Back to you, Bill.
Apter: Thanks Lelyla and now we are going to see Trish Stratus making her long awaited return to Battle Queens to face Roxie Cotton.
Roxie Cotton
Encino Valley, California
Theme music: california Gurls- Katy Perry Ft Snoop Dogg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwE-SLnLkqY
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Trish Stratus
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Theme music: WWE theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6E9WzZ0K5Q(Trish is all over Roxie before the bell. She tosses her out the ring as the fans boo loudly. Trish gives the crowd an "up yours" gesture which gets her more heat. Finally the bell rings as Roxie slowly returns to the ring. Trish continues to assault the youngster. She whips Roxie into the corner and then follows with a splash. She sets her up on the top rope and then hits Strausphere. She makes the cover. 1.. 2..
No! Cotton kicks out. Trish goes for Stratusfaction but Roxie counters into a back suplex. She locks on her finisher, The Cotton Mouth (Crippler crossface). Trish is frantically trying to escape as Cotton puls with all her might Trish raises her hand to tap but instead reaches out and grabs the bottom rope. Roxie lands a low kick and then hits a cradle Piledriver. Trish is out! 1.. 2..
NO! Trish barely gets her shoulder up. Roxie can't believe it. She goes for another Cotton Mouth but Trish rolls her up. 1.. 2.. no! As both women get up Trish pokes Roxie in the eye. The ref is all over her but she doesn't care she waits for Cotton to turn around. Chick Kick! She makes the cover for the 1.. 2..
3!)
McGuirk: Your winner....Trish Stratus!
Sunshine: Fantastic win by Trish!
Apter: Fantastic she needed a poke to the eyes to get by her!
Sunshine: That's not so bad. Everytime I see you I wish someone would poke me in mine.
Apter: Be that as it may Trish DOES get the W. Up next is our Main event. What do you think Sunshine?
Sunshine: Well Sarah Stock has been on a roll since the very beginning of Battle Queens but I don't think she has faced anyone like Bull Nakano. And a motivated Nakano at that. I think we crown a new champion tonight.
Apter: Well enough talk let's get it started.
Bull Nakano
Japan
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"Dark Angel" Sarah Stock
Battle Queens Champion
Mexico City, Mexico
Theme music: Numb- Linkin Park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU(Sarah targets Nakano's knee early on. She ducks the hook up and kicks the hell out of the knee. Bull stumbles and Sarah hits a spinning heel kick. Nakano falls through the ropes. Sarah hits a Suicide Dive. Sarah is fired up, bringing the crowd to their feet. Sarah turns back around and Nakano drills her with a Spinning Back Fist. Stock stumbles back and cracks her head on the ring post. Nakano throws Stock back into the ring and walks a bit to get the feeling back in her leg. The camera closes on Sarah and we see blood running down her back from where she cracked her head. Nakano sees this and smiles. She draws back and punches Sarah square in the back of the head. Stock is dazed. She tries to pull herself up using the ropes. Nakano drags her to the middle of the ring by her feet and locks her her in the Scorpion Crosslock. Sarah lets out a yell, but grits her teeth. Bull frees one hand and tangles it in Sarah's hair. She then punches Sarah across the back of the skull repeatedly. The ref forces her to break the hold.
Blood is really flowing from the back of Sarah's head. The ref backs Bul into the corner and checks on Sarah. She is glassy eyed, but shoves the ref away. Nakano is like a shark with blood in the water. She charges in but Stock drills her with a sharp elbow to the face. Sarah takes over with a series of kicks and ends the flurry with a huge Lariat! Sarah is stumbling, but trying to shake it off. She is screaming for Nakano to get up. She does and Stock hits a Back Stabber. At the two count, Nakano gets a foot on the ropes. Sarah pounds the mat in frustration. She picks Bull up and sets her for the Stock Market Crash. As she goes to lift her, Nakano drops a heavy elbow across Sarah's head and Stock crumbles to the mat. The ref goes to look at the cut on her head. This time, Nakano shoves him away. She picks Sarah up and hits a Thunderfire Powerbomb. 1 .............. 2................. NO!!!!! Sarah somehow manages to kick out barely. Nakano shakes her head and goes to the top rope. She flies off with a Guillotine Legdrop. 1 ............ 2...................3!!!!!!!!!!!
McGuirk: Your winner....and ...NEEWWWW Battle Queens Champion....Bull Nakano!
Apter: Unbelieveable we have a new champion!
Sunshine: I told you Apter. Bull Nakano would not be denied tonight! It's a new era in Battle Queens.
Apter: Sarah is being tended to by the trainers she may have a concussion. Well folks thats all for this time. See you again for Volume 18. I'm Bill Apter for Sunshine signing off.
