(Show opens with a montague featuring the talent of Battle Queens to the sound of Zombie by the Cranberries)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJEySrDerj0(Show opens with a video package showing Sarah Stock winning the Battle Queens championship. Then the post match attack by Mickie Knuckles.)
Apter: Welcome wrestling fans to Volume 8 of Battle Queens! Broadcasting from The Chevrolet Theatre in Wallingford, CT I'm your host, Bill Apter, here with the self-proclaimed "best part of the show", Sunshine.
Sunshine: I also proclaim you're a putz.
Apter: (sigh) Yes well, as we just saw "The Dark Angel" Sarah Stock is now the Battle Queens Champion. And she will be defending that title tonight in our main event against Manami Toyota. But Sunshine what about the senseless attack by one Mickie Knuckles?
Sunshine: I don't know if I would call it senseless.She was obviously sending a message that she wants a piece of the new champ and a shot at the title.
(Just then we hear...
http://www.supload.com/music/Numb-download-XKRFRDZVCF9Z.htmlAnd out comes...
"The Dark Angel" Sarah Stock)
(Sarah walks into the ring with a microphone as the fans chant "You're the champ")
Stock: Thank you. I really appreciate you fans for being behind me. And I am proud to be standing here in this ring as your champion. (crowd pops) But I cannot be truly happy right now. And that Mickie Knuckles is because of you. The biggest moment of my career, my shining moment of glory.... And you ruined it! You BITCH! I don't care who I'm supposed to face tonight I want you in this ring TONIGHT! You want a shot at this? Fine. Come and get it.
(We then hear a voice over the speakers saying "Hold on".)
Linda: Sarah I respect how you feel. You have every right to to want to get your hands on Ms. Knuckles but Manami Toyota will get a shot at that title tonight. (Crowd slightly boos)
Linda: However.... I am now adding Mickie Knuckles to the match. It will be a Three Way Dance for the Battle Queens title! (Crowd pops as we see Sarah Stock nodding in approvement.)
Apter: What an announcement! Linda McMahon has changed the Main Evnt to a Triple Threat match as Mickie Knuckles will be added to the mix.
Sunshine: I have to admit this was a good move by Linda. We can actually see Mickie Knuckles leave here tonight as the Battle Queens Champ.
Apter: Right now lets send it up to the ring and Mike McGuirk.
McGuirk: Here is our opening match for the evening it will be one fall and a 20 minute time limit.
Jumping Bomb Angels (Noriyo Tateno and Itsuki Yamazaki)
Japan
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The Hotties (Ashley Lane & Candice Michelle) w/LOVE
Theme music: Miss Independent- NeYo
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=1EWAfk(Candice attacks Tateno before the bell and the ref Finnegan hastily starts the match. Michelle has Tateno in her corner and is stomping away. She starts to yell at the ref and pulls him away from the corner allowing Ashley to choke her opponent on the bottom rope as LOVE applauds.)
Apter: The Hotties are up to their old tricks tonight already.
Sunshine the only thing "old" here is you. This tag team wrestling 101. Separate your opponents and work them over in your corner. Great job so far.
(Ashley & Candice go for a double back suplex but Tateno flips out of it and comes off the ropes with a flying cross bodyblock on both women. She rolls over and makes the tag to her partner. Yamazaki hits a double bulldog on the Hotties. She covers Ashley but she kicks out then tries to cove Candice but she too kicks out. The ref gets Candice out of the ring as Yamazaki lands a running dropkick driving Lane out to the floor. LOVE goes over to check on her and doesn't see Yamazaki come out with a Plancha on both girls. The crowd is fully behind the JBA at this point. Itsuki rolls Lane back in the ring and she hits a fisherman buster but Michelle breaks it up before the ref can count to 3. She tags back in Tateno and they send lane into the ropes and the deliver a double back body drop. Then follow with a double dropkick on Michelle on the apron. The set up for a spike piledriver but Candice gets back in the ring and hits Tateno from behind as she drops Ashley. As Tateno grabs Candice and the tumble intothe ropes John Finnegan tells them to get back to their corners. LOVE pushes a stillperched yamazaki off the turnbuckle and she falls throat first across the top rope. Lane then follows with the Ash-tray and makes the cover as the ref counts 1..2..3!)
McGuirk: Here are your winners, Ashley Lane & Candice Michelle!
(LOVE grabs a mic.)
LOVE: There you have it. Another win by the premier female group in the NWA, the Hotties. What you see here is the standard everyone else is measured up against. We are as beautiful as we are deadly. We are everything the women wish they could be and the men wish they could be with.
Apter: Well the Hotties continue to roll but now lets send it to Lauren.
Lauren: Thanks Bill. I'm here with SSW superstar, Beth Phoenix. Beth why are you here in Battle Queens tonight?
Beth: Well for 1 thing its because I can go anywhere I damn please. You got that? I'm here because that coward, Kong, wont answer my challenges. So I'm here in her backyard and I'm gonna show all the Battle Queens fans just what a Glamazon really is.
(Then enters the screen from the right Raisha Saeed.)
Saeed: You, Beth Phoenix, have a big mouth. You know Kong is not here so you call her names. You call her coward. But it is you that is coward. Only talk when Kong is not around. But I will make sure Kong hears of your disrespect and you will be dealt with accordingly.
Beth: Dealt with? By who? You? I will rip off that parka and shove it down your scrawny throat.
(Just then from behind Beth is attacked by Portia Perez. Now its Perez & Saeed stomping away at Phoenix. Moments later security comes to separate the women from Phoenix.)
(Camera switches back to announce team.)
Apter: What a development backstage, Raisha Saeed and Portia Perez attacking SSW's Beth Phoenix.
Sunshine: Well Beth had a lot to say. here in Battle Queens you must back it up. Beth will have that chance later tonight against Portia Perez.
Apter: That match is coming up soon but now lets send it back to the ring.
AJ Sparx
Grants, New Mexico
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Milena Roucka
San Mateo, California
Theme music: Erotica- Madonna
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=Xc5kYE(Milena comes out to ring walking very seductively. Running her hands over body slowly and making lustful looks towards the crowd. Once to the ring she slides in under the bottom pausing to wrap herself around rope then crawls in and turns towards the camera still on her knees and looks at the camrea wantonly.)
(Match starts out slowly with both women feeling the other out. Roucka lands a boot to the abdomen of AJ and then a gut wrench suplex. Roucka works her over with some kicks stomps and slams then applies a Surfboard. The ref asks if Sparx wants to submit but she says no. Eventually Roucka releases the hold and throws her into the corner. She goes for a corner Splash but AJ gets out the way. AJ lands a dropkick on Roucka then tries another but misses. Roucka follows with a Jawbreaker and then hits a Slingshot Inverted Suplex Slam into a pin. The ref counts 1..2..
3!)
McGuirk: Your winner, Milena Roucka!
Apter: Impressive debut for Ms Roucka
Sunshine: She calls that finisher The Climax. You may have to explain that to your wife, Bill. I doubt she understands the term.
(Commercial is played advertising the Battle Queens website. There you can purchase commercial DVDs. It shows a few highlights from earlier shows. It advertizes volumes 1-6 being available. It also shows the new Battle Queens T-shirt and Hoodie. And just in the Awesome Kong and Manami Toyota t-shirts.)
(Camera is backstage where we see Roucka returning towards her dressing room. She is stopped by Luna Vachon.)
Luna: You were very....impressive out there.
Roucka: I'm glad you liked it.
Luna: I did. Very much so. I like watching you.
Roucka: (Giggle) I love ...being watched. (She walks past Luna slowly then pauses.)
Roucka: (Softly) I liked the flowers.
(She continues on her way as Luna watches intently.)
(Camera switches back to the ring)
Portia Perez
Ottawa. Canada
Theme music: Edge of Seventeen- Stevie Nicks
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=25vjoi
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"The Glamazon" Beth Phoenix
Buffalo, NY(As soon as Beth enters the ring she goes straight for Portia but she quickly leaves the ring. Phoenix is pacing around the ring. Perez slowly gets to the apron but tells referee Jennifer Carlisle to keep Phoenix back. She is about to enter the ring and then spits at Beth. Beth is enraged and jumps out the ring chasing Portia. She runs into the ring to escape the other side but Beth catches her before she can exit by grabbing her tights and exposing her pink underwear. The fans hoot as Perez is pulled back in the ring where Phoenix levels her with a fierce forearm. Beth controls the action for the next couple of minutes pounding away at Perez. Raisha Saeed has come out on the stage watching.)
Apter: Beth Phoenix is exacting some payback on one Portia Perez and now we see Raisha Saeed looking on.
Sunshine: Beth Phoenix better keep her mind on the match. Portia Perez is a damn good competitor and she will drop her in a heartbeat. This match is far from over.
(Beth puts Portia in an Elevated Double Chickenwing. Then Saeed starts to walk to the ring. Beth sees this and drops Perez to the mat. And motions Saeed to enter the ring. While the referee is warning both women to control themselves. Portia has gotten up and hits a flying knee to Phoenix' back. Saeed nods in approvement as Perez now begins to dish out some punishment of her own. Portia hits a superkick and goes for the pin. 1..2.. no. Beth kicks out. Perez now sets up for the Teenage Crush (Swinging STO). But Beth counters it and hits the Glam Slam. for the 1..2..
3!)
McGuirk: Here is your winner, The Glamazon, Beth Phoenix!
(The ref has Beth's hand raised as she and Raisha Saeed glare at each other.)
Apter: Beth Phoenix is letting it be known she wants Awesome Kong. Later Linda McMahon will make an announcement concerning the UWF World's Women's Championship.
Sunshine: She may have snuck by Portia Perez tonight but Awesome Kong is another story. As for the World title I'm interested to hear about that.
(Camera switches to the back where we see Serena Deeb & Chris.)
Deeb: I'm telling you Chris. I'm not sure about this.
Chris: Whats the problem you & Rain are friends you guys could make a great team.
Deeb: I don't know I think she's more your friend than mine.
Chris: Don't tell me you're being jealous. Don't you trust me?
Deeb: Of course I do honey. You're right I'm being silly. Let's get ready.
(camera switches back to ringside.)
Apter: Well it looks like Chris has gotten Serena and Rain on the same page.
Sunshine: Why exactly is this guy here? He's a loser. Anyone who has to lower themselves to date let alone marry Serena Dweeb is a loser.
Apter: I don't know what you're talking about I would date Serena in a heartbeat if I was single.
Sunshine: My point exactly.
The Experience (Malia Hosaka & Lexi Fyfe) w/ Downtown Bruno
Theme music: RPM- Sugar Ray
http://www.supload.com/Rpm-download-HkI0lk.html
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Rain
St. Paul, MN
Theme music: Desert Rain- Iced Earth
http://www.last.fm/music/Iced+Earth/_/Desert+Rain
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Serena Deeb
Fairfax, VA
Theme music: When I Grow Up- Pussycat Dolls
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=Q2q9ZX(Rain starts out with Lexi Fyfe. Rain quickly goes to the eyes and gains the advantage She suplexes Lexi and then drops a knee to he chest. She got her in a chinlock but Fyfe is able to counter out and makes the tag to Hosaka. The Experience use a double back suplex on Rain. Rain quickly scrambles and tags in Deeb. Deeb and Malia lock up and Deeb hits a series of arm drags on her opponent. Rain looks less than enthused in the corner. Serena slams Hosaka and goes to the ropes but Lexi lands a knee to her back from the outside. The Experience now work over Deeb in their half of the ring for the next few minutes. Fyfe hits a powerslam on Serena then turns and catches Rain with a forearm knocking her off the apron. Once again they make a tag and Hosaka enters and applies a hammerlock. Serena is able to hit a monkey flip on Malia. As she gets to crawl towards her corner Rain jumps off the apron and tells Chris she has something in her eye. Chris is attending her, looking in the eye as Serena gets to the corner and no one is there. Bruno pounds on the apron. And Hosaka tags Lexi and Lexi pounds away at Deeb once again.)
Apter: What the hell is Rain doing?
Sunshine: What? Rain had something in her eye Chris had to clear it away or else she would've been at a disadvantage.
Apter: Do you listen to yourself?
Sunshine: Do you look at yourself?
(Once again Deeb is being beaten down. Hosaka hits A side suplex and makes the cover 1..2.. NO! Deeb continues to fight on. She gets thrown into the ropes for a backdrop but some how flips over and out of nowhere dives and tags. Rain. Rain is surprised with the tag she enters the ring hitting clotheslines on both members of The Experience. Bruno gets on the apron and Deeb comes in and kicks him down. Rain goes for the Acid Rain on Hosaka but Fyfe rakes her eyes as Serena dropkicks Malia. Rain, apparently still blinded, grabs Serena and delivers the Rain Drop (Falling reverse DDT). Hosaka throws her thru the ropes as Lexi makes the cover on Deeb. 1..2..
3!)
McGuirk: Your winners, The Experience!
Sunshine: Big win for The Experience. They just are too good a team for a makeshift team like Deeb & Rain.
Apter: If I was Deeb I would'nt be too happy with my partner about now.
(In the ring Chris is asking Rain why she attacked Serena. Rain tells him she didn't know it was her. She was blinded. Serena gets up and shoves Rain. Rain shoves her back. Chris gets in the middle separating the two. They finally walk to the back separately.)
Apter: Looks like there is a lot of tension between Rain and Serena. Now once again let's send it back to Lauren.
(Camera switches backstage.)
Lauren: Bill I am now joined by Ms.Chif. It was during Volume 6 where you and Cheerleader Melissa met in the first round of the tournament. Lets relive those moments.
(Replay is shown of Melissa gaining a countout victory and the ensuing post match brawl.)
Lauren: Your thoughts?
Chif: My thoughts are of darkness and of pain. Your pain Melissa. You have crossed into a dimension to which you have no concept. A place where simple things like victories and losses no longer apply. There is only suffering... torment...and despair.
Lauren: Right.uhh...ok. On our next show you are scheduled for a rematch against Cheerleader Melissa with a no DQ clause attatched.
(Out of nowhere MsChif lets out her primal scream which mknocks lauren to the floor dropping the microphone. Lauren looks up at Chif in shock. Chif looks back at her then walks away.)
(Camera returns to ringside.)
Wendi Richter
Dallas, TX
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"Latina Sensation" Mercedes Martinez
Waterbury, CT
Theme music: Swagger Like Us- T.I. Ft.Jay-Z, Kanye West & Lil Wayne
http://www.supload.com/music/Swagger-Like-Us-download-IU5WGD3NBKRM.htmlSunshine: I tell you that match next week between Chif & Melissa is gonna be a war.
Apter: Well we agree on that. I cant wait. But here we have another great match-up as The Latina Sensation is back on Battle Queens. The last time we saw her she was on the wrong side of a controversial decision.
Sunshine: That must be code for a dragon queen payoff.
Apter: Here we go again. Can we have one show where we don't have you bashing Manami Toyota? Who by the way is in the main Event tonight.
Sunshine: Can we have one show where you don't speak? Ever wonder whyyy she's in the main event?
(Wendi & Mercedes have fairly even match for awhile. Both women giving as good as they're getting. Richter ducks a clothesline and follows witha high knee. She follows with a dropkick but misses. Martinez then hits a stiff running boot to the side of Richter's head. She pick'sher upand delivers the Pescadora Buster (Fisherman's Buster). And gets the 3 count.)
McGuirk: Your winner, Mercedes Martinez!
(Camera switches to the office of Linda McMahon.)
Linda: Hello fans. After the controversy surrounding the NWA in the last few weeks we here had to make a decision as to our future. We are aligned with the UWF now. And as such We are no longer recognizing Awesome Kong as the World champion. The UWF officials have alerted me there will be a battle Royal at Wrestlemania that will determine the new UWF world champion the entrants to this 10 woman battle royal are as follows.
1. Dark Journey
2. Beth Phoenix
3. Sarah Stock
4. Akira Hokuto
5. Gina Carano
6. Lita
7. Manami Toyota
8. victoria
9. Awesome Kong
10.Lacey
We wish all these ladies the best of luck at Wrestlemania.
Now on to Battle Queens news. We had a great time in crowning our first Battle Queens champion. Soon it will be time to crown our first Tag team champions as well. In the next couple of shows we will flesh out the entire field for the tournament. Stay tuned.
Apter: Well some big announcements from the boss, Sunshine.
Sunshine; The boss? Oh was that Bruce Springsteen? He looked older than I remember.
Apter: Let's take it to the ring for our main event.
McGuirk: This is your Main Event and is for the Battle Queens Championship!
Mickie Knuckles
Hazard, Kentucky
Theme music: Jimmy Mathis- Bubba Sparxx
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=pwIYLR
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Manami Toyota
Masuda, Shimane, Japan
Theme music: Squeeze Me- Kraak en Smaak
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=CuYYva
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"Dark Angel" Sarah Stock
Battle Queens Champion
Mexico City, Mexico
Theme music: Numb- Linkin Park
http://www.supload.com/music/Numb-download-XKRFRDZVCF9Z.htmlApter: Here we go. Sarah stock's first defense of the BQ Title.
Sunshine: We should point out in a Three Way Dance it is NOT the first pin/submission that wins but its an elimination match. The last woman standing is the champ.
(Sarah Stock immediately charges at Mickie Knuckles and brings her down raining rights and lefts. Toyota stays back for the moment allowing the Dark Angel to exact some revenge. Mickie kicks free of Stock and stands up only to be back suplexed by Manami. Toyota throws Knuckles into the corner and follows with a corner lariot Sarah then follows with a corner dropkick. Mickie is then on the receiving end of a Double Suplex. and she rolls to the floor. Immediately Toyota grabs the champ in a small package for the 1..2..
NO! Sarah barely kicks out! Toyota continues to kick away at Stock. Knuckles is back in and joins in dishing out punishment on Stock. After awhile Mickie sucker punches Manami and now begins to assault her. She gets a couple of 2 counts on both downed women but no elimination.
All 3 women continue to battle for awhile. At one point Toyota hits a bulldog on Knuckles.And both she and Sarah climb the ropes to deliver a finishing blow. But mickie rolls out the way onto the apron. So now both Sarah and Manami begin fighting on the top rope. Toyota is able to get advantage and hts a super-plex on the champ. As Toyota gets up to go for the cover Knuckles comes in and hits a Double Arm DDT on Toyota. She makes the cover and referee John Finnegan counts 1..2..
3!)
McGuirk: Manami Toyota has been eliminated.
(Mickie immediately hooks Stocks leg and the ref counts. 1..2..
NO! Sarah kicks out again! )
Apter: Incredible action I thought Mickie Knuckles was the new Champion!
Sunshine: She was so close, but at least Toyota is out of here.
(Mickie gets Sarah up and goes for the Double Arm DDT but Stock frees her left arm and is able to counter into a jumping DDT of her own she makes the cover. 1..2.. NO!
Mickie kicks out. Both women are tired and beaten but neither will give an inch. Sarah goes for the Stock Market Crash but Mickie lands a series of elbows and frees herself. She hooks the Dark Angel for the Double Arm DDT but Sarah somehow uses her strength and lifts up and flips Mickie on to her back she hooks the leg as the referee counts 1..2..3!)
McGuirk: Your winner and STILL champion, "The Dark Angel" Sarah Stock!
Apter: What a match! Sarah retains in an incredible fashion!
Sunshine: She got Lucky! Mickie Knuckles came within a hair of being champion we haven't heard the last of her.
Apter: Well that's all for this time. Join us again next time.
Sunshine: Do I have to?
END OF SHOW
