(Show opens with a montage featuring scenes from past Battle Queens shows to the sound of Unbelievable by the EMF)
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=OvxMdlApter: Hello fans and welcome to Volume 14 of Battle Queens! We are as always at our home The Chevrolet Theatre in Wallingford, CT. I'm Bill Apter alongside Sunshine as we bring you the finals of the first ever Battle Queens Tag Team Championship Tournament. One match to settle it. Also we will see Battle Queens Champion Sarah Stock defend that title against Manami Toyota one on one. It's the match the fans wanted. But I'm sure you want to talk about the tag finals.
Sunshine: That's right Eden Black & Gail Kim are facing The spectacle that is the Canadian Ninjas, Portia Perez & Nicole Matthews.
Apter: I'm sure there's no bias on your end there Sunshine.
Sunshine: Yeah so what I'm biased. I have been helping Portia and now Nicole to realize thier potential.
Apter: You can call it that or you can call it blatantly interfering in thier matches. Well before we start the show we have some pre-recorded comments from our President, Linda McMahon.
(Video showing Linda sitting at her desk is shown.)
Linda: Fans, I am happy you are watching this Volume 14 of Battle Queens. Tonight we crown our first tag team champions but before that match I have reviewed the prior matches in the tournament and I have made a decision. The team of The Canadian Ninja's have had some "help" during this tournament. But not tonight. Sunshine is banned from ringside, and in fact if Sunshine involves herself in anyway during the match She will be fired from Battle Queens and the titles will be awarded to the team of Gail Kim and Eden Black.I will not allow this extremely important time of this company's history to be marred by controversy. The best team will win tonight. Now please enjoy the rest of the show.
(Back to ringside)
Apter: Wow! President Linda laying down the law.
Sunshine: SHUT UP APTER!!! Laying down the law? who is she? Deputy dog? I have a manager's license i have a right to be there.
Apter: Well I guess that right has been taken away tonight. Now lets send it to the ring for our opening match.
Aja Kong w/Raisha Saeed
Japan
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AJ Sparx
Grants, New Mexico(Not much of a match. AJ has a ton of heart but she is in with a monster. After mauling her awhile she sets her upon the top rope and hits a Northern Lights Super-Plex. She hits a Uraken and then finishes her with a Brian Buster. 1.. 2.. 3!)
McGuirk: Your winner...Aja Kong
(Bill Apter enters the ring)
Apter: Just a fantastic display of power from Aja Kong. But later tonight Raisha Saeed your charge Awesome Kong will face Akira Hokuto here in the ring. What are your thoughts of that showdown?
Saeed: You fool I have no thoughts of Hokuto. Awesome Kong will destroy her and anyone else who gets in her way.
(Apter is shoved aside by Aja who is asking Saeed something in Japanese, The only words we can make out is "me Kong". Saeed tries to calm her down and then she quickly heads to the back with Aja.)
(Camera switches backstage where we see Karen Angle walking. She looks at the camera and says It's time. She puts on a sly smile and continues walking.)
Allison Wonderland & Ashley Massero
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Heartbreaker Express (Luscious Layla and Sassy Stephie) w/Karen Angle
Theme music: Break Your Heart- Talio cruz(Karen's new team comes in full of confidence and swagger. Ashley Massero starts it off against Layla. Ashley gains an early advantage but a hairpull and a rake of the yes and Layla is in charge. She suplexes Ashley and tags in Stephie. Stephie hits a dropkick that knocks Ashley allthe way to her corner. In comes Allison whois met with a low kick and a hard forearm uppercut.Tagged in is Layla who snapmares her hits the ropes and delivers a running knee to the chest. She makes the cover 1.. 2.. No! Allison kicks out. Layla goes for a suplex but its blocked and reversed. She drops an elbow then pulls her up and hits The G-Spot. She makes the cover 1.. 2..
No! Stephie breaks it up. Ashley is back in and hits a clothesline on Layla. She goes for a shoulder breaker but Layla escapes and hits a reverse DDT. She tags in Sassy Stephie who delivers a fierce kick to the face of Massero and then finishes her with "Sass Confusion".
McGuirk: Your winners, Heartbreaker Express!
Apter: Wow nice win for the Express!
Sunshine: Oh wipe up your drool will ya?
(Karen has a mic.)
Karen: You just saw the greatest team in Women's wrestling today. No matter who wins those belts tonight get ready, cause we are coming for you!
Apter: Let's send it to the back and Leyla Milani.
Leyla Milani: Thanks Bill, I'm here with Sara Del Rey.
SDR: That's Queen of the Ring, Sara Del Rey, airhead.
Leyla Milani: I stand corrected. You recently attacked the UWF World's Women's champion at the HLW Spring Quake show. Hitting her with a fluorecscent light tube. This situation is turning ugly.
SDR: It hasn't begun to get ugly. Mister Rogers can change sweaters all she likes but she needs to give that belt...to me. She calls herself the definition of technician. But the only thing she is going to define is being an ex-champion.
Leyla Milani: Well the Parade of Champions is coming in July and Cindy Rogers is scheduled to defend her World title against whoever the Battle Queens champion is.
SDR: Once again I'm being cheated! Who cares who the Battle Queens champ is? I'M THE QUEEN OF THE RING! You keep having everyone protect you Rogers but sooner or later I will get you.
Leyla Milani: Back to Bill & Sunshine
Apter: Sara Del Rey continues to make noise but still no upcoming title shot.
Sunshine: It's a disgrace what is being done. The UWF board, Linda McMahon and Rogers herself are all involved.
Apter: Didn't take you for a conspiracy Thoerist.
Sunshine: That's ok I never took you for a man.
Akira Hokuto
Japan
Theme music: Oro De Ley- Luis Miguel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P0b6pfo-vo
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Awesome Kong w/ Raisha Saeed
JPWA Ladies Champion
Tokyo, Japan
Theme music: Godzilla's MarchApter: After last show's attack by Awesome Kong this is Akira's challenge to try to get some revenge.
Sunshine: What she is gonna get is a body cast.
(Akira starts off attacking Kong before the bell landing low leg kicks and some mid-kicks to the hip of Awesome Kong. She is using her speed to keep out the way of Kong. Kong goes for a spinning backfist but Hokuto ducks it and counters with a series of hard punches to the head of her larger opponent. She then hits a few more leg kicks and it seems Kong is starting to favor her left leg. Hokuto hits the ropes and its a front roll kick staggering Kong backwards.
She goes for a dropkick and Kong grabs her leg out of mid-air. She lifts her up and slams her down like a rag doll as the crowd lets out an "OHHHH"! Saeed is clapping and shouting instructions.Now Kong takes over on offense pounding away at Akira with clubbing forearms and slams. Kong goes for a choke Slambut Hokuto escapes and applies a Sleeper to Awesome Kong. The fans get excited but Awesome is able to reach up and grab her and slam her over her head to the mat. Kong delivers a ferocious Legdrop which seems like it could end it. She covers 1.. 2.. No!
Hokuto kicks out. Kong goes for another Spinning backfist but Akira was ready and instead rolls her up from behind. 1.. 2..
No! Kong is up! Saeed looks like she thought Kong might be beat. Akira hits a Shining Wizard and Kong is bleeding from her nose. Now Akira goes up top and hits a Missle Dropkick. She covers again but still only gets 2.She goes up again but this time Kong meets her there she grabs Akira by the throat and hits a Top Rope ChokeSlam. Akira is in trouble One Awesome Bomb later this one is over.)
McGuirk: Your winner, Awesome Kong!
(Now coming down the aisle is Aja Kong she is pointing at Awesome Kong and yelling at Saeed. Awesome Kong now shoves Aja. Aja shoves back Saeed is desperately trying to calmthemboth down. Finally cooler heads prevail and all 3 women make thier way to the back but not as a group.)
(Commercial is played advertising the Battle Queens website. There you can purchase DVDs and other items. It shows a few highlights from earlier shows. New items for sale include Volume 12 DVD, A Battle Queens bathing suit And new T-Shits featuring Cheerleader Melissa & iCandy.)
(Camera is backstage with Leyla Milani)
Milani: Well as we mentioned earlier Parade of Champions is coming to Battle Queens we expect to hear an announcement from President Linda mcMahon about this later. What I have heard is we will have a special Musical guest, Pat Benatar. and it will take place at New Britain Stadium in New britain, CT on July 25th. Right now I want to bring in Battle Queens Champion,The Dark Angel, Sarah Stock. Sarah tonight you have a huge defense against Manami Toyota and the winner of this match will be in the Main Event at PoC facing Cindy Rogers for that UWF world Women's title.
Stock: Well you sure try to apply some pressure to me huh? Well not really, just being the Battle Queens Champion is pressure enough and yes I definately want a shot at the World Title but I have to focus on tonight. Toyota is in my opinion my toughest challenger to date. But thats good for me. Because I always rise to the occasion. I'm at my best when I have to be. Just like athletes like Jeter, Kobe, Pujols or Peyton I am my best in the clutch. So tonight I take care of Manami and continue to be the Battle Queens champion. The Dark Angel wont be stopped.
Leyla: Thank you Sarah and good luck tonight. Back to ringside.
Magnificient Mimi
Sacramento, CA
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Fuuka
Japan
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=WknGrDApter: We are about to be treated to the debut of Japanese superstar Fuuka.
Sunshine: What the hell is with all these dancers?
Apter: Well Fuuka is famous in her home country for her elaborate entrances and costumes. Let's enjoy it.
(Fuuka is joined in the ring with a troupe of performers doing a well rehearsed routine to the sounds of 'Single Ladies' by Beyonce)
(Match finally starts and Fuuka opens up with a series of dropkicks and and arm drag keeping the larger Mimi off-balnce. Fuuka uses her exceptional ahleticism to roll up Mimi in various pin attempts but cannot hold her down for 3. Then Mimi counters a hip toss with a clothesline to the face of Fuuka. Now Mimi hits a powerslam she follows with a forearm drop from the 2nd rope, She makes the cover 1.. 2.. No. As Fuuka got up she is hit with a Super-Kick. She makes the cover 1.. 2.. No! Fuuka kicks out again. Mimi locks in a Dragon Sleeper. Fuuka is in trouble but somehow makes the ropes. Mimi now hits a soop Powerslam but Fuuka kicks out again. Now Mimi sets her upon the toprope and goes for a superplex.She hits it but Fuuka somehow hooks her legs with her own and has Mimi pinned Carlisle counts 1.. 2..
No! Mimi kicks out.Fuuka hits a flying headscissors then goes up top and hits a Flying Cross Body Block but Mimi rolls thru and hooks her leg. 1.. 2.. 3!)
McGuirk: Your winner, Magnificient Mimi!
(The fans give a nice ovation for a courageous effort by Fuuka who looks very disappointed. She hi-fives many fans on her way to the back.)
Apter: We now take you to a video exclusive from The Hotties. LOVE and Candice Michelle.
(video plays)
LOVE: Being a Hottie is more than just being beautiful. It's a way of life, it's an attitude it's a creed.
Candice: Being a Hottie is just not for everyone. We saw that with Ashley Lane.
LOVE: Ashley or Madison or whatever she was called. Just wasn't a true Hottie. She was a hanger-on. And we don't need that when we are about to take over all of Women's wrestling.
Candice: The Hotties ares tronger with her subtraction but we want to become even more powerful.
LOVE: We are out there searching for the new Hottie. We have a few candidates in mind. But as I said beuty is not enough.
Candice: You got to have that something special. We know what it is and when we see it. So look out you may see the Hotties in your neck of the woods.
LOVE: And when you do remember to show us the proper respect and maybe you could be a Hottie too. But don't get your hopes up there very few who can even be considered for this honor. We are The Hotties. We are everything the women wish they could be and the men wish they could be with.
(Video ends)
Apter: It's time for the Tag team Championship Finals.
Sunshine: Despite all the political indiscretions being done in order to keep those belts away from The Canadian Ninjas. They will prevail anyway. Ninjas never lose.
Apter: You seem pretty confident considering your involvement has been banned.
Sunshine: And you seem pretty stupid considering you know nothing about anything.
McGuirk: This is the Finals for the Battle Queens Tag Team Championship Tournament!
The Canadian Ninjas (Portia Perez & Nicole Matthews)
The Darkest Realm of Canada
Theme music: Edge of Seventeen- Stevie Nicks
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Gail Kim & Eden Black
Korea & England(Eden starts out with Nicole and they are trading holds and counters awhile. Perez comes in and goes to the eyes she hits a snapmare but But Eden upkicks her away and tags in Gail who immediately gets off a flying headscissors which sends Portia to the outside Gail then does a plancha onto her as the crowd erupts. She slams Portia's head into the apron and then shoves her back in. Tags into Eden who goes to work with some kicks and elbow strikes. Linda Mcmahon has taken a seat ringside watching the action. Eden hits a hanging Verticle suplex on Perez. She now tries to lock in the Garden of Eden but Portia fights out of it and gets a tag into Nicole. Matthews hits a running Boot to Black. she makes the cover but barely gets 2. She now lifts Eden up into a backbreaker. Then she drops a knee to the back of Eden. Portia is back in and stomps away on the back as well. The ninjas are tagging in and out working on the back of Eden. They go for a double back body drop that sends Black about 10 feet in the air. Matthews makes a cover but Kim breaks it up. Finally Black catches Perez with an enzuguiri. And crawls to a tag with her partner.
Gail is a house of fire. She is beating both Ninjas by herself she slams Nicole then slams Portia on top of her. Then hits a springboard moonsault on them both she covers Perez 1.. 2.. No! then she quickly covers Matthews but again only 2. Black is in and hits a spinning neckbreaker on Nicole. Gail has a hold of Portia when allof a sudden the lights go out!
Moments later the lights are back on and Gail delivers a DDT. But when she goes to cover she realizes she just DDT'ed Linda McMahon! Perez is lying in the corner. Eden has a hold of Nicole and is telling Gail to forget about McMahon she tells her to go up top as he hoists Matthews on her shoulders. But Gail instead stays checking on Linda. Portia has regained her senses and clips Eden's leg out from under her as she drops Nicole. Then Perez clobbers Kim from behind and hits The Teenage Crush on her. Then Nicole grabs Eden and the Ninjas Hit Funky Cold Medina (Superkick by Perez into a German Suplex by Matthews.) The referee counts 1.. 2..
3!)
McGuirk: Your winners and Battle Queens Tag Team Champions, The Canadian Ninjas!
Sunshine: YESSSS!!!!!!!!!
Apter: What the hell happened??? Why did the lights go out? How did Linda get in the ring?
Sunshine; How would I know? I was sitting here next to you. I had nothing to do with anything. Whoooo Hoooo!
(The Ninjas stop by the broadcast booth and both give hugs to Sunshine. Meanwhile in the ring Gail has recovered and is back to seeing if Linda is ok. Eden Black is just getting up she slowly walks over to where her partner and Linda are. She grabs Kim by the hair. She floors her with a clothesline then picks her back up and hits the Eden Project (Wheelbarrow suplex) Then she locks in the Garden of Eden Submission hold. Linda is just recovering and ordering security to separate the 2.) Linda is asking the referee what happened and Jennifer Carlisle is trying her best to explain.)
Apter: This is craziness! Let's send it to the back where Leyla has the new Champions.
(Camera switches backstage.)
Milani: I am here with the brand new Battle Queens Tag Team Champions, Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews.
Perez: Give me that mic! We told you! We told you we would win! HAHAHA! and we won! Look at us the champs! Yipeee!!
Matthews: Thats right partner. The Canandian Ninjas rose above the cards that were stacked against us and took what is rightfully ours. That's these belts and you know what? They aint never leaving us.
Perez: NEVER! We're the champs!
Milani: Ladies what about what happened to Linda McMahon when the lights went out?
Matthews: What about it? Linda probably didn't pay the electric Company.
Perez: Well it looks like she paid in the end. (Both ninjas laugh as they walk away.)
Milani: There's a lot of questions still to be answered here. Back to you Bill.
Apter: We are still trying to sort out what happened here.
Sunshine: What's to sort out dumbass? The Ninjas are the champs! They won fair and square.
The Experience (Malia Hosaka & Lexi Fyfe) w/ Downtown Bruno
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The Glamour Girls (Lelani Kai & Judy Martin)(This match is very brutal and stiff from the beginning as all 4 women can take as well as they can give. Martin is in the ring with Fyfe and hits her with a roaring elbow followed by standing Senton. She tags in Kai and they deliver a double clothesline. At the 8 minute mark the Glamour Girls have the upper hand but both teams have taken punishment. Kai Hits a standard verticle suplex on Fyfe and tags in Martin. Martin slaps on a Figure 4 leglock on Fyfe. The ref is asking Lexi if she wants to quit but she doesn't she eventually turns over and reverses the pressure on Martin. Judy is able to get out of the hold but both women are worse for wear. Bruno is pacing nervously and tells Fyfe to tag in Hosaka. She does and Martin tags in Lelani at the same time. Kai lands a dropkick on Hosaka then she dropkicks Fyfe who was getting back in. She goes to dropkick Hosaka again but she side steps and Kai comes down awkwardly Hosaka quickly begins stomping away at the knee of Kai. Then applies an elevated Boston Crab. Lelani is able to shift her weight and counter into a roll up for the 1..2..
NO! Malia is out at 2. Martin is tagged in and goes to work on Hosaka hitting a bridging German Suplex. Fyfe makes the save and soon all 4 women are in the ring. Kai throws Lexi to the outside and then dives over the ropes onto her. Hosaka is out on the apron Martin grabs her and suplexes her into the ring but Bruno grabs the leg out from martin from the outside. Hosaka falls on top of her and the ref starts to count as Bruno holds down on the ankle of Judy Martin. 1..2..3!)
McGuirk: Your winner, The Experience!
Apter: The Experience steal a win here. This team was in Japan and missed the tournament but you can be sure they will be clamoring for a shot at the champions as soon as possble.
Sunshine: Yeah well let them get in line.
Apter: oK I'm being told we ares sending this back to the office of Battle Queens president Linda McMahon.
(Camera switches to Linda's office. Linda is speaking to some officials.)
Linda: OK so what are you telling me?
Man #1: One of our cameramen when the lights went out switched to night vision. he saw everything that happened.
Linda: Play the video.
(Video is shown of someone dressed in the garb of a Ninja grabbing Linda McMahon and throwing her in the ring then shoving her into Gail Kim who apparently thinks it was Portia Perez. Then the lights turn on as Kim delivers the DDT.)
Linda: Damn those Bi*&hes! They think they are going to embarass me? I can't prove they were behind this but we all know they were. I am going to fix them.
(Camera switches back to the ring.)
McGuirk: This is for the Battle Queens Championship!
Manami Toyota
Tokyo, Japan
Theme music: Squeeze Me- Kraak en Smaak
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=ZynTGD
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"Dark Angel" Sarah Stock
Battle Queens Champion
Mexico City, Mexico
Theme music: Numb- Linkin Park
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=ZYA3ck(The fans give both women a standing ovation before the match starts. They walk to the center of the ring as the ref gives final instructions They shake hands and the bell sounds. These two women go at it tooth and nail. Manami hits a beautiful Brainbuster for a near fall early on. Stock almost wins it with a sunset Flipfrom the outside to the inside. Both women while being aggressive have kept within the rules. Manami catches Sarah with a leg lariot that busts the bottom lip of the champion. She then follows with a Bridging underhook suplex. for a 2 count. She locks on a body scissors and tires to further wear down the champion. Stock is able to free herself and counter nto a Wheelbarrel Victory roll. 1.. 2.. No! Sarah then nails a side belly to belly Suplex. Stock goes to the apron looking for a springboard maneuver but Toyota reads it and dropkicks her to the floor.then she comes off with a No-handed springboard somersault plancha. Both women are down as referee John Finnegan is counting. Finally both women are back in around 7. The champ does a Leg–feed spinning mule kick. Toyota is stunned and Stock puts her into La Reienera. Manami is in pain but refuses to quit she is able to free one leg and then twists her body to escape and rolls Sarah up 1.. 2..
NO! Stock kicks out. As soon as Sarah is upshe is met with a Palm strike to the jaw. She then hits the Japanese Ocean Suplex (Double hammerlock bridging German suplex) Finnegan counts 1.. 2..
NO! Stock's foot is on the ropes. Toyota stays focused she goes up top and catches The Dark Angel with a Missle Dropkick. She signals to the crowd and hits The Japanese Ocean Cyclone Suplex (Straight jacket electric chair suplex pin) This looks over now. 1.. 2..
NO! Stock somehow kicks out! Manami goes up top again but Sarah meets her and hits a Hurracanrana from the top. She covers Toyota 1.. 2..
NO! Toyota gets her shoulder up at the last possible second. Stock applies a Camel Clutch. Manami fights it. After awhile she is able to make the ropes as the fans give applause for the effort. Now we are hearing "This is Awesome" chants. Sarah goes upand this time Manami catches her. They are jockeying for position. Toyota hooks her for what looks like a DDT off the top but Sarah locks her legs to the ropes she is able to get Manam ion her shoulders. Then she hits STOCK MARKET CRASH! from the top rope! She makes the cover 1.. 2..
3!)
McGuirk: Your winner and still Battle Queens Champion, The Dark Angel, Sarah Stock!
Apter: Unbelievable! What a match! Sarah retains barely.
Sunshine: I'm no fan of the "Dragon Lady' but I have to admit Toyota gave it her all here but it just wasn't enough.
(Both Women are lying in the ring Sarah Rolls out and Toyota is leaned up in the corner when we see walking down the aisle.)
Sunshine: Now who the hell is this?
Apter: That's japanese legend Mariko Yoshida! I didn't even know she was in the country!
(Yoshida enters the ring and goes over to Toyota she starts speaking softly to her Toyota is looking up at her in shock. Then Yoshida finishes what she wants to say and then leaves Toyota has her head down.)
(Out on the ramp comes Linda McMahon)
Linda: Parade of Champions is coming and Battle Queens will be a a part. You have already heard about our musical guest Pat Benatar but now let me fill you fans in on this special card.
"The Jezebel" Eden Black vs Gail Kim
Fabulous Moolah vs Matilda the Hun
Candice Michelle vs Madison Rayne
iCandy vs C.I.A (Trinity & Madusa)
Naomi Night vs Tiana Ringer
Victoria vs Wendi Richter vs Molly Holly vs Bull Nakano 4 corners match
The Main Event: UWF World Champion Cindy Rogers vs Battle Queens Champion, Sarah Stock!Linda: Oh! I almost forgot. Our new Tag team Champions will be defending those belts against this team...
(Out comes from the back....)
Apter: oh my Aja Kong and Awesome Kong are going to join forces!
Sunshine: WHAT!!! She can't ... I mean that's not....No! NOOO!
Apter: Thats all for this time fans. See you at Parade of Champions!
Sunshine: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
