(Show opens with a montague featuring the talent of Battle Queens to the sound of Zombie by the Cranberries)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJEySrDerj0(Show opens with clips from various patriotic sites such as the Lincoln Memorial, The Statue of Liberty and then The Capial Bulding with fireworks exploding overhead.)Apter: Welcome wrestling fans to Volume 10 of Battle Queens! As we are proud to have our Independence Day Special! Broadcasting from a special site. We are here at Icahn Stadium on Randalls island in NYC! With Lady Liberty in the background and a special fireworks spectacular to follow. I know the 4th was yesterday but its an Independence Day weekend and we're keeping the festivities going. This is a big night for Battle Queens and our fans. Hi fans I'm Bill Apter alongside the incomparable Sunshine as we bring you this very special edition of Battle Queens.
Sunshine: You certainly talk a lot but for once your right. This is a very special night. For one thing we won't be seeing the evil Dragon Lady, Madame & DVD bootlegger, Toyota!
Apter: The opinions of Sunshine do not necessarily reflect the the opinions of the rest of us. Especially when it comes to one Manami Toyota. But what we will see is Cheerleader Melissa face once again Ms Chif. This time in a Street Fight. Also LOVE, after the attack from last show will face Jazz one on one with the rest of the Hotties banned from ringside.
Sunshine : Speaking of the Hotties. Ashley Lane will get a shot at Sarah Stock and the Battle Queens Championship. In our Main event
Apter: A great show coming your way. But first we have to mention to any of those who don't know. We have a new UWF World Women's champion. Lets how how it all happened.
(Replay is hown from Burn Where Kong's fans challenge turned into disaster for her as Trish Stratus became the new Champion)
Apter: Congratulations to Trish Stratus on that monumental win.
Sunshine: yeah congratulations on beating a woman who just wrestled twice before you. You're such a champion. Puhlease!
Apter: Now lets send it up to Mike McGuirk for our opener.
McGuirk: This is the opening match of the evening! (Crowd pops)
Milena "Rosa" Roucka
San Mateo, California
Theme music: Erotica- Madonna
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Daizee Haze
Forest Park, Illinois(Milena takes her usual long slow time to the ring. Walking very seductively. Running her hands over body slowly and making lustful looks towards the crowd. Once to the ring she slides in under the bottom pausing to wrap herself around the rope then crawls in and turns towards the camera still on her knees and looks at the camrea wantonly. Daizee is rolling her eyes at her.)
(The match starts with Daizee taking charge with some arm drags and then applying a hammerlock then a short arm Scissors. Roucka gets to the ropes to break the hold she seems to not know how to counteract the mat based style of The Haze. They continue but its more of the same as Daizee is in control. She send Roucka into the ropes for a backdrop. As she lands she rolls her ankle and is shouting in pain for referee John Finnegan to hold back Haze. Finnegan comes over to check on her and she puts her arms around him very sexily telling him she is hurt. While this is happening Out from the crowd comes Luna Vachon. She has what seems to be a slapjack in hand she comes up from behind and wallops Haze then quickly dives out the ring out of sight. Milena shoves the ref aside and grabs Daizee and hits The Climax (Slingshot Inverted Suplex Slam into a pin). Finnegan counts 1.. 2.. 3!)
McGuirk: Here is your winner, Milena Roucka!
Apter: What the hell is Luna doing? She blatantly interfered! And Milena seems like her ankle is just fine.
Sunshine: She's a fast healer Bill. Luna is crazy. I'm sure Roucka didn't even know Luna was here.
Apter: Sometimes I think you really believe the things you say.
Sunshine: Sometimes I really think you believe you're a man.
(Camera switches back stage as we see The Hotties with Lauren.)
Battle Queens #10 Laurenmeadow
Lauren: Happy Independence Day fans. I'm here with The Hotties.
LOVE: Independence Day? Really? I announced my independence months ago. And now The Hotties are what the world is talking about. Tonight I have to dispose of another ugly person. Jazz we tried to help you. We tried to pretty you up. But well, we really didn't have much to work with. But that's not OUR fault. You want me 1 on 1? Fine. The only thing I'm worrying about is whether or not I might get fleas from you. That or maybe PETA coming after me for being cruel to a dumb animal.
Candice: She gonna Michael Vick your ass!
Lane: Sarah Stock? That little belt you got should be here with us. It just doesn't look good on you. After I beat you tonight I'll get you an apron to wear around your waist. That way you can go back to whatever Grease Pit they found you waiting tables at.
(Camera returns to the ring)
The C.I.A. (Madusa & Trinity)
Little Italy
Theme music: Show Stopper- Danity Kane
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Jackie & Josie
Theme music: Let Me Blow Your Mind- EveApter: Here we have 2 teams that do not like each other.
Sunshine: Well can you blame them? They're pompous, brash, and really full of themselves despite not being all that successful.
Apter: Well Sunshine I have to agree. Although I'm surprised to hear you being so honest about the C.I.A.
Sunshine: I was talking about Jackie & Josie. Did I mention they're ugly too?
(The match goes back and forth for awhile When Josie hits a bridging back suplex on Madusa. Trinity makes the save which brings in Jackie. Jackie hits a falling front suplex on Trinity. They deliver a double suplex to Micelli. Josie covers but only gets 2. Trinity has scaled the ropes and hits a moonsault onto Josie. Jackie is now in but is cut off by a clothesline by Madusa. Now all 4 women are brawling the referee Jennifer Carlisle can't regain order and calls for the bell.)
McGuirk: The referee has called a halt to this contest. This match is ruled a no-contest!
(Replay is shown of last show's main event which saw Portia Perez pinning the Battle Queen Champion. Then camera switches to Portia Perez in the ring with Sunshine.)
Sunshine: There you all saw it. Portia Perez pinned the champion, Sarah Stock. In the center of the ring.
Portia: Thats right! I beat her! I BEAT HER! (Jumping up & down)
Sunshine: You sure did. Yet what is your reward? Here we are tonight and you have no match. You should be getting the title shot tonight.
Portia: It's cause they're jealous of me. They just hatin on me.
(Out comes Linda McMahon)
Linda: Portia you want a match? I was trying to let you have another week of celebrating that improbable win but if you want competion. Here she comes.
Portia Perez
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Lioness Asuka
JapanApter: Well it looks like Sunshine and Portia's mouth. May have bit a liitle too much. She now faces one half of the Crush Gals and a legend in her own country, Lioness Asuka.
(As the bell rings Perez is full of bravado. She walks up to Asuka and talks trash then starts to poke her in the chest while verbally berating her. Lioness grabs her finger and almost breaks it as Portia screams out in pain. Lioness hits a front kick that almost puts her out right there. But Asuka continues to dish out punishment. She has her locked in a Dragon Sleeper. Sunshine is shouting for Portia to follow her voice and reach out with her leg. She does and makes the rope break. Lioness looks out at Sunshine and kicks the ropes near her. Then begins to hit a series of suplexes on the young Perez.
She whips her into the corner then follows with a lariot and then a face buster. She makes the cover but Portia barely kicks out at 2. She fires Portia into the corner again and this time does a couple of face washes on her. Then Sunshine jumps upon the apron right next to them. Asuka grabs at Sunshine to push her down. Then Portia rakes the eyes of Lioness and does a double leg cradle she puts her feet upon the top rope. The referee doesnt see it and counts to 3!)
McGuirk: Your winner, Portia Perez!
(Portia quickly rolls out the ring and staggers back towards the locker room with Sunshine's help. Asuka cant believe it she quickly chases them and knocks Sunshine's and Perez' heads together. Then she drags Portia back into the ring. She motions to the crowd and then hits the Towerhacker Bomb (Backbreaker rack dropped into a powerbomb). She looks down at the now unconscious Perez and leaves the ring.)
Apter: Wow Portia got the win but from where I sit she doesn't resemble a winner now. Hmm I wonder if Sunshine is gonna return. Is it too much to be hopeful?
(Commercial is played advertising the Battle Queens website. There you can purchase commercial DVDs. It shows a few highlights from earlier shows. New items for sale include Volume 8 DVD, A CD entitled Battle Hymns: The Theme Music of Battle Queens, A Battle Queens replica belt and the new Hotties T-Shirt.)
(Show returns in the ring)
Luna Vachon
Your Darkest Nightmares
Theme music: Raining Blood- Slayer
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Rain
St. Paul, MN
Theme music: Desert Rain- Iced Earth
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Serena Deeb
Fairfax, VA
Theme music: When I Grow Up- Pussycat Dolls
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Lacey
Former JAPW Ladies champion
Weight 135 Lbs
Minneapolis, MN
Theme music: The Game- Disturbed
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=YEEWE2(Lacey starts out with Luna. Both woman are weary at first but soon they start firing closed fists. Lacey uses her speed to try to keep the stronger Luna off Balance then she tags in Serena who is a house of fire hiting Luna with a dropkick off the 2nd rope then a bulldog. She covers but only gets 2. She gets a hold of Vachon's arm and does an arm wringer. Luna however just powers out and hits a short-arm clothesline. She now tags in Rain.)
Apter: Welcome back Sunshine. Are you okay.
Sunshine: I don't want to talk about it.
Apter: Well we have ourselves a hard fought tag match going on here.
Sunshine: Who does she think she is? She can't touch me I'm an announcer!
Apter: Well you were at ringside...
Sunshine: I don't want to talk about it.
(Match has continued with Luna and Rain working over Deeb. Rain hits a DDT and make the cover but Lacey breaks it up. Rain tags back in Luna who spits at Lacey. Lacey jumps in the ring but Finnegan restrains her. As this happens Luna and Rain continue to double team Serena. Luna now Press Slams Deeb. She goes forthe Lunasault but misses. Serena crawls over and makes the hot tag to Lacey.
Lacey comes in and ducks a clothesline form Luna and dropkicks her. Then she dropkicks Rain off the apron. Lacey grabs ahold of Vachon and hits a side slam. Luna rolls to the outside and Lacey does a running Plancha onto her as the crowd erupts. Deeb is backin the ring and hits a spear on Rain. She covers but the ref is trying to get Lacey and Luna back in the ring. She gets up to yell at Finnegan. Then Rain also rolls to the outside. She grabs the timekeeper's bell. Then crouches by the ring apron. Deeb goes to grab her by the hair when Rain clocks her with the bell. Serena is busted open and out cold. Luna comes back in and covers her as Rain holds the legs of Lacey to prevent her from breaking it up. Its an easy 3 count.)
McGuirk: Your winners, Luna Vachon & Rain!
Apter: This is terrible! I think Serena is really hurt!
Sunshine: Who cares?! What about me?! I'm gonna file charges against her. I'll have her work permit taken away and have her deported back to Japan!
Apter: I'm not sure you can do that.
Sunshine: I don't want to talk about it.
Apter: Let's take it to Lauren.
(Camera switches backstage where we see Lauren with Battle Queens Champion, The Dark Angel, Sarah Stock.)
Lauren: Sarah tonight you will face one of the Hotties in Ashley Lane. As you know where's there one Hottie there is usually more.
Stock: Yeah, I know they run in packs just like all other bitches. But I got me some back-up. Come over Eden. (Eden Black walks into the camera view)
Black: You aint got notin to fret bout. I know all bout the so-called "Hotties". I guarantee if any of those bloody wankers try any funny business they'll deal with me.
Lauren: Well that leaves what happen last show with the situation with Manami Toyota. Seemingly costing you to get pinned by Portia Perez.
Stock: That she did, Lauren. First of all, Portia Perez. Congratulations on the tag win. But don't get it twisted. You have never beaten me one on one. And never will. As for you Toyota, you claim it was an accident. I am not so sure about that. We both want a shot at Trish Stratus and the world title. (Holds up Title belt) I'm the Battle Queens champion not you. I will be the one going after that belt. So get out of my way. Or i will have to whip you inside this ring. Are you afraid of the Dark?
(Camera returns ringside)
McGuirk: This match is a Street Fight. There is no disqualifications or countouts. There MUST be a winner.
MsChif
The Edge of the Netherworld
Theme Music: The Promise Of Fever- Cradle of Filth
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Cheerleader Melissa
Los Angeles, CA
Theme music: Heartless- Kanye West
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=7qjq6R(These 2 women immediately go for each others throats. It doesn't take long for the action to spill outside. Ms Chif whips Melissa into the railing then follows with a running boot to the jaw which knocks her over into the crowd. Chif turns and raises her arms and starts to let out her gutteral Scream when Meliisa grabs her by the hair and drags her into the crowd as well. These women are trading punches as they move through the stands. Melissa grabs someones crutch and whacks it over Chif's head. Chif in turn grabs a fan's Masked HHH-Mark bobblehead and throws it in the face of Melissa. The momentary distraction allows Chif to hurl Melissa down a flight of stairs. Chif follows after her she has a slight bit of blood on the top of her forehead from the shot with the crutch. She screams and then starts choking Melissa right there in the crowd. Melissa gets her feet between the 2 and is able to Monkey Flip her over as Chif goes tumbling down the steps to the ring level seats.
Both women are down and moving slowly. Both women are met with a round of cheers as they make their way to the ring. Inside the ring though exhausted neither woman gives an inch. Melissa lands a Roaring Elbow and follows with a Belly to Belly Suplex as Carlisle counts. 1.. 2.. No!
Melissa goes for another roaring Elbow but its blocked and Chif hits a STO. Then she locks in the Gates of Hell II (Leg hook seated chinlock). Melissa in her exhausted state fades quickly but is able to get her foot on the bottom rope to break the hold. Chif now goes for a Tombstone Piledriver but somehow CM shifts her weight and reverses it. She plants Chif with her own Tombstone and collapses on top of her. 1.. 2..
NO! Chif kicks out. The fans are chanting "These chicks Rock!" Melissa goes for a Dragon Suplex but Chif fights out of it then lands a hard forearm to Melissa's jaw. Then hits a Russian Leg Sweep. Chif goes up top. CM is able to fall into the ropes causing Chif to lose her balance and crotch herself. Melissa now goes up top for a possible SuperPlex but Chif Spits The Green Mist into the face of Mellissa. Blinded Melissa falls back onto the mat. Chif gets down and hits the Desecrator. She makes the cover. 1..2..3!)
McGuirk: The winner of the Street Fight is...MsChif!
Apter: Outstanding match between these 2 women its a shame MsChif had to resort to the Green Mist to win.
Sunshine: She didn't resort to anything! It was a street fight no DQ. It was as legal as an arm bar.
Apter: Fans don't forget we have our big title match still ahead of us. Plus the fireworks display after the show.
(Camera switches backstage where we see Serena Deeb being tended to by medical staff as her fiance Chris and Lacey look on.)
Chris: I feel so bad. I'm responsible for this.
Lacey: Don't blame yourself. Rain doesn't need a reason.
Deeb: NO! it IS your fault Chris! You were so concerned with being a good friend to your buddy Rain that all this started!
(The medics tell Serena to please calm down as they bandage her head.)
(Camera switches to the ring)
Jazz
New Orleans,LA
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LOVE
Dallas, TX
Theme music: Miss Independent- NeYo
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=1EWAfk(Jazz doesn't wait for the bell. She grabs LOVE by the hair and swings her around the ring then is snap mareing her by her blonde locks. The fans are loving it. She then lands a big right cross to the jaw of LOVE dropping her cold. Jazz picks her up and hits a Sitout front Powerslam. 1.. 2..
No! LOVE kicks out but is still dazed. Jazz hits a clothesline then lands a leg drop and again covers her but only gets 2 once more. Now Jazz locks in a Bearhug. LOVE is crying out in pain.
After almost a minute locked in the hold, LOVE is able to jam a thumb into the eye socket of Jazz who slams her to the mat. Jazz quickly hits a swift kick to back of The Hottie leader. She whips her to the ropes for a back drop but LOVE lands a kick to the chest of Jazz. She follows with a dropkick, Then mounts Jazz and starts raining down punches on her. Jazz is able to buck her hips and get free of the predicament. As Jazz gets to her feet LOVE hits a Flying Necktie. Then quickly hits a running Senton and makes the cover. 1.. 2..
NO! Jazz is up! As the fans rejoice! LOVE hits a elbow smash to the back of Jazz' neck. Then she hits the ropes and goes for an Axe Kick but Jazz evades it and hits a Snap DDT. She motions to the crowd and then applies the Bitch Clamp (Elevated double chickenwing). Just as LOVE is about to submit. In comes Candice Michelle attacking Jazz from behind. The referee calls for the bell.
LOVE & Candice go for a double clothesline but Jazz ducks and hits a dropkick on LOVE and ducks another clothesline attempt by Candice and hits a back suplex on her. Both Hotties roll out the ring as Jazz is in the ring with her hand being raised.)
McGuirk: Your winner by Disqualification. Jazz!
Apter: Well Jazz gets a measure of revenge on the Hotties. About time they got some comeuppance.
Sunshine: What would you know about anything coming "up"? LOVE could've beat her given more time but they had to ready Ashley Lane for her title match. So Candice ended it early that's all.
Apter: Speaking of which that match is next. But first lets send it back once again to the lovely Lauren.
(Camera switches backstage to Lauren)
Lauren: Thanks Bill & Sunshine. I'm joined now by Cheerleader Melissa. Melissa you had maybe the most brutal match in Battle Queens history tonight. But it was MsChif who got the win.
Melissa: I KNOW who got the win Lauren! I was there! But okay Chif you used your foul mist to win. The way I see it thats one win apiece. So I think we gotta break that tie don't you? So TSW has asked BQ for a match on their Big Championship Tournament show in July. Why don't you face me there.....In a Falls count Anywhere match!
Lauren: The challenge has been made will MsChif accept? Back to ringside.
Apter: Falls count anywhere? These 2 ladies are taking Women's wrestling to new depths with this feud.
Sunshine: That they are. Two of the toughest women to ever step foot inside a ring. And they seem bent on taking the other out.
Apter: Fans up next we have our Main Event. but first let's take a closer look at The former UWF World Women's Champion, Awesome Kong.
(Video plays of clips of various matches and showcasing the power & ferocity on Awesome Kong. Playing over it is comments from the manager of Kong. Raisha Saeed.Saeed: Kong is the most powerful, brutal and dangerous force in the history of Women's wrestling. She lives to hurt, to maim, to destroy. She is unlike any who have come before her and there will NEVER be another like her. Kong is not a woman. She is a force of Nature. All who have dared to face her have been left lying in a broken heap. She will not be stopped. Not now, not ever. Kong has been wronged and now a little blonde mouse has what belongs to Kong, ow everyone in the UWF must pay for her sins. Today is your Independence Day but no one will ever be free of the Wrath of Kong! )
McGuirk: This next match is our Main Event and it's for the Battle Queens Championship!
Ashley Lane w/Candice Michelle
From Places Far Better Than Here
Theme music: So What- Pink
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"Dark Angel" Sarah Stock w/Eden Black
Battle Queens Champion
Mexico City, Mexico
Theme music: Numb- Linkin Park
http://www.supload.com/music/Numb-download-XKRFRDZVCF9Z.html(Sarah is all business and takes Lane down to the mat early. She gets ahold of her leg and a leglock before moving to a side Headlock. Then as Ashley is able to free herself she is taken down by a hiplock. And now the champ applies a figure 4 headlock. Eden Black is applauding as Candice looks frustrated at the superior mat skills of The Dark Angel.)
Apter: The champ is looking excellent so far here, Sunshine.
Sunshine: Stop ogling her baldy. She may have a slight advantage but its way too early. I predict Ashley Lane is bringing that belt home with her tonight.
Apter: Well it wouldn't be the first time she brought something home with her from what I heard.
Sunshine: Keep your perverted fantasies to yourself please.
(As the match continues Lane has been able to gain some advantage and now has Sarah in a chinlock trying to wear her down. She then releases and drops an elbow across the shoulder of Stock. Then she slams her hard to the mat. She plays to the crowd and is met with boos. She gives them the "up yours" gesture. And returns to Sarah who is know on her knees. Sarah lands a punch to the stomache of Lane. then another. Then gets up and hits a Snap Suplex on her. She hits the ropes but Candice grabs her leg and trips her. Eden Black now races around and begins to chase Candice around the ring.
Meanwhile As Lane grabs up Sarah by her hair she is caught in a small package by the champ. The referee is about to count when Candice still trying to elude Black rolls in the ring with Eden coming in after her. Referee Carlise tells Eden to get out the ring as she does Candice rolls over the two women so now its Ashley who has Sarah pinned in a small package. now Carlisle turns and tells Candice to leave the ring. As she does Eden rolls the women back with Stock on top again and jumps out the ring. The ref turns and makes the count 1.. 2.. 3!)
McGuirk: Your winner and still, Battle Queens champion, The Dark Angel, Sarah Stock!
Sunshine: What the hell?! That Jezebel cheated! I saw it with my own 2 eyes!
Apter: Then perhaps you saw that it was Candice who interfered first. Eden just righted that initial wrong. You can't deny that Sunshine.
Sunshine: What I can't deny is how much you annoy me.
Apter: (Sigh) Wellfans thats our show stay tuned for the fireworks display. And Happy Independence Day!