MLW Fightland #37

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Raven enters the ring, and we see that Jon Moxley and Chris Kanyon are also there. There also appear to be two men bound and kneeling with black bags over their heads.

Raven: You have in your possession, something that I want, Roman Reigns, and to get it, I shall eradicate you and your Bloodline once and for all. Starting with those responsible for its existence. The ones who sired you and raised you. The ones that allowed you to stand in the way of me and my destiny.

Moxley and Kanyon remove the hoods of the two men, and we see that they are Afa and Sika, The Wild Samoans, and elders of The Bloodline. Moxley shoves Sika, the father of Roman Reigns, towards Raven. Raven spikes him with an Evenflow DDT! Kanyon now shoves Afa towards Raven. Evenflow DDT once more! Raven is now sitting in the corner of the ring and looking at the twisted pile of human wreckage he has created. He smiles slightly.

Raven: I am ushering in a new Era of the UWF, and it will be beautiful. An empire built from the ashes of the fallen Roman. The Era of The Conspiracy is among us. Quote the Raven, Nevermore!
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We go ringside to the FIGHTLAND commentary team of JOE ROGAN, DANIEL CORMIER and JON ANIK as they hype tonight’s show ….

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They talk about how we are a week from GLORY, where Roman Reigns defends the UWF world title against Raven …. They talk about Ravens heinous actions where he kidnapped the Wild Samoans (including Roman Reigns’ father) and brutally beat them to send a message to Reigns ahead of GLORY …. We now go to a pre-taped message from Roman Reigns ….


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*** PROMO ***

The show opens up with a promo from UWF champion Roman Reigns ….



ROMAN REIGNS - “Raven, I’ll be honest.  Before now I didn’t know who you were.  But the wiseman, he knows you.  And he says you’re a dangerous man, that you like to play games.  Does it look like I play games?  This isn’t a group therapy session for some emo that didn’t get attention from his mommy and daddy when he was a kid.  You brought my family into this because you want me to act emotionally.  But being the High Chief comes with a set of responsibilities you can never understand.  When you have the weight of an entire Bloodline on your shoulders, you can’t afford to be emotional.  You don’t get shaken.  So you might think you have done something by trying to make it personal with me, but there was a guy I used to know named Dean Ambrose that found out first hand what happens when you make it personal.  Why don’t you go ask him how he got that scar.

You see, I was different then.  That was before I was High Chief, BEFORE GOD MODE!  Before you called me out, who were you?  You were nobody!  Someone else looking for the High Chief to bring them to the ‘Island of Relevancy’.  But to be honest, I’m tired of making stars.  I made Andre the Giant a star and carried him to the biggest gate in Wrestlemania history.  I made Iceman Parsons a star when I gave him the opportunity to Acknowledge me.  I made MJF a star and got him his biggest payday in his career.  And let’s not forget I made your little lapdog Jon Moxley too.  

So I tell you what, Raven.  At Glory you’re gonna take your nice payday, and you’re gonna take the ass whoopin that comes along with it.  And when I’m done with you, you will ACKNOWLEDGE that Roman Reigns gave you the best lesson of your life.  But it’s not gonna be the High Chief that you are facing at Glory, it will be the toa sili fa Anoa’i (Samoan for ‘The greatest warrior of the Anoa’i’).  At Glory, it’s not going to be a fight.  You tried to embarass me, embarass my family.  So it’s going to be your falelauasiga (funeral) ….”</p></center>





Up next, ‘ELEVATED’ by It Lives, It Breathes hits and brings out the UWF Junior Heavyweight and MLW Openweight Champion Will Ospreay to a big pop …. The announcers talk about how Ospreay has been getting babyface reactions from the MLW fans lately ….

** We see highlights of Ospreay taking Kenny Omega’s spot in the fatal 4 way last week, then pinning Ilja Dragunov to become #1 contender to the MLW title **

Ospreay holds up the Openweight title and says he automatically earns a shot after 7 title defenses …. How many has he had?  28 defenses!  He passed the Lucky 7 stipulation a long time ago, so why hasn’t he cashed it in?  It’s simple, because he has spent the last year making the Openweight title THE top title in MLW …. Not only that, but he has dominated as world Junior champion, so the question is:  what has Roman Reigns done?  Apparently the only thing Roman Reigns has done is get his family beat up again and again …. Reigns has ruined the hard work that people like him, and Adam Cole and Chris Jericho put into making the title mean something ….

Roman has built his entire empire on lies, and Ospreay has replaced Reigns as the top guy in MLW …. He’s elevated every title he’s held, and now he’s going to take the MLW title and make it mean something again …. He heard what Reigns said last week, but Reigns’ words reek of insecurity and paranoia …. Ospreay says he will be the one that sees the Roman Empire fall ….

‘WE TAKIN IT ALL …’  


Ospreay is interrupted as out comes Solo Sikoa and Paul Heyman …. Heyman says that Ospreay doesn’t know when to shut up and has continually invoked the name of the High Chief …. He could have just left it alone, or better yet he could Acknowledged your High Chief and declined the title match because it’s not going to work out for you …. but instead week after week he is out here running down Reigns when Reigns has bigger things to deal with …. And when you run down Reigns you run down the whole Bloodline ….

Thrust kick cheap shot from Sikoa to Ospreay!  Solo picks him up for the spike but Ospreay ducks and hits hits the ropes for an Os-Cutter!  Ospreay crouches behind Solo and readies for the Hidden Blade, but Solo catches him coming in with a Samoan drop!  Samoan Spike!  Solo stands over Ospreay, but then turns and leaves …. Halfway up the ramp he stops, then goes back and delivers another spike to Ospreay!  THEN A 3rd!  Agents pour out of the back and get between Ospreay and Solo as Ospreay is gasping for breath ….

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*** BACKSTAGE ***

We cut to the back as Ospreay is being checked on by the medical staff and he is gasping for air holding his throat …. SOLO SIKOA IS BACK!  Sikoa attacks Ospreay in the trainers room!  ANOTHER SAMOAN SPIKE TO OSPREAY!  The agents manage to pull Sikoa off and get between him and Ospreay, and Sikoa is thrown out of the building!!!!  Heyman finally backs Sikoa off and they leave, and Trump sends word that Heyman has been ordered to leave the building too!  

The trainer says Ospreay needs more help and someone has to get him to a hospital …. </p></center>




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*** BACKSTAGE ***

We get comments from Kurt Angle and Bomaye Fight Club …. Angle wants to talk about Hangman Adam Page and how he stuck his nose in his business last week …. Angle says their whole little clique are just people cosplaying as wrestlers, but this is HIS ring.  Page is just a millennial cowboy that likes to play with his friends, and they represent what is wrong with this business …. Angle calls them amateurs and says this is Bomaye turf now …. If he doesn’t believe that then go ask Kenny Omega …. But since Page and Omega are such good buddies, Page can now take Omega’s place under the Guillotine …. He says he will see him on MLW …. </p></center>



The crowd is stunned as the Tongans have recaptured the MLW tag team titles from the USOs ….

SATURDAY MORNING PRO WRESTLING! Super Show! (A Raven/Reigns Story)
11/18/23
Nickelodeon Arena



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The show starts with a camera panning around the studio audience of the Nickelodeon Arena. It is filled with screaming children hyped to see their favorites. The camera then pans over to the announce table where we see our announcers, Marc Summers and Mike O'Malley!

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Summers: Welcome to another exciting edition of Saturday Morning Pro Wrestling here at the Nickelodeon Arena! We've got another exciting show for you kids!

O'Malley: That's right! Big E finally gets his hands on that evil, Papa Shango! After tormenting him with his voodoo magic for weeks!

Summer: Not only that, but The Great Sasuke will take on Tyler Breeze tonight in an attempt to get some retribution after Tyler Breeze attacked and stole his Kid's Choice Award for best junior Heavyweight!

O'Malley: Oh yeah! And the loser is going to get slimed! I can't wait!

Summers: Finally, in our main event it's everybody's favorite, our Heavyweight Champion, Super Rosey! He'll be taking on Mr. Wrestling X.

???: Oh, wow! What a great show tonight, I can't wait to see all this great action! Just superb, bravo!

Summer: Oh that's right, we've got a newcomer joining us here tonight in the broadcast booth. Folks, let me introduce you to Johnny Polo.


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Polo: Oh wow, thanks so much, Mark! It's great to be here. Enough about me though let's get this show under way, what do you say! You kids want to see some wrestling?!

The kids all cheered. They had no idea what they would witness tonight.

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Singles Match
Shark Boy vs. Jimmy Jacobs

Our opening match of the night is a fun back and forth match up between Shark Boy and Jimmy Jacobs. Jacobs is the leader of a group called Order Of Olmec. A doomsday like cult that worships a giant stone talking head named Olmec. Some will remember Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Jimmy Jacobs gets the submission win after avoiding the Dead Sea Drop and locking in the End Times.


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Tag Team Match
Tatanka and Wahoo Mcdaniel vs. Sgt. Slaughter and Private Kamala

Sgt. Slaughter has recently been trying to "tame" the savage Kamala by putting him through a rigorous boot camp. It...hasn't been going well. It still isn't as Kamala gets distracted right before a hot tag from Slaughter and steals a kid's popcorn and hot dogs. Tatanka would hit a big tomahawk chop and then the Trail of Tears for 3!

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Singles Match
Big E vs. Papa Shango

Big E has been being tormented by the devious Papa Shango for weeks thanks to a Voodoo doll crafted by Shango after he paid off Big E's barber, Brutus Beefcake for some trimmings. Finally they face off in the ring and Big E thrashes him pretty good until Shango pulls out the Voodoo doll and uses it to inflict pain on Big E! Shango starts to dominate, but Big E fights through the Voodoo and FEELS THE POWER! He shoulder blocks Shango and the Voodoo doll falls onto the mat. Big E removes his hair from it and pulls a chunk of Shango's out! He puts it on the voodoo doll and rips it in half! Shango is writhing in pain! Big E hits The Big Ending! 1...2...3!


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Loser Gets Slimed Match
Tyler Breeze w/ Rico vs. The Great Sasuke

Backstory going into this is that Tyler Breeze and The Great Sasuke were both nominees at the Kids Choice Awards, but Sasuke would win. Breeze was furious and demanded a recount, but it then was revealed that Breeze recieved no votes! This caused Tyler Breeze's girlfriend Melina Perez to dump him for being "majorly unpopular". Breeze lost it and attacked Sasuke before stealing his Kid's Choice Award and claiming it all to be rigged.

They lock up, but Sasuke locks in a hammerlock that sends Breeze running to the ropes to grab them! Breeze calls him an uggo and then gets floored with a roundhouse kick. Sasuke gets some much needed frustration out on Breeze, including hitting the Sasuke Special. Melina ran out and distracted the referee. Rico, Tyler Breeze's personal stylist, then sprayed hairspray in the eyes of Sasuke. Breeze hit a Super Model Kick and threw Sasuke back into the ring. He then hits an Unprettier. 1...2...3! Breeze grabs the Kids Choice Award from the referee and shoves him down in the process. Breeze begins to celebrate, but suddenly the words

"I'LL BE BACK!"

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Boom over the P.A. and out comes Comissioner Arnold Schwarzenegger! He tells the referee that Tyler Breeze cheated and to restart the match! Breeze is furious. He turns around and gets rolled up by a hurricanrana from Sasuke! 1...2...3! Tyler Breeze begins throwing a tantrum as the referee awards Sasuke the Kids Choice Award back. Breeze then realizes he's going to get slimed and tries to run away. Arnold Schwarzenegger stops him and sits him on a chair where he then proceeds to get slimed!


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SMPW Heavyweight Championship
Super Rosey (c) vs. Mr. Wrestling X

Once a bumbling bafoon, Super Rosey has won the hearts of his fans for always doing the right thing and finally learning his true wrestling power. Mr. Wrestling X earned his shot at the title after he defeated Big E, thanks in no small part to Papa Shango's voodoo magic. Mr. Wrestling X also proved to be a stand up guy when he fought off Shango to save Big E. He then tried to denounce his win and restart the match, but Big E would insist he face Super Rosey tonight! So to say what happens next was shocking is an understatement...it's disturbing.


The go through the early motions. Tie up. Headlock. Rosey shot off to the ropes. Shoulder block by Rosey. Rosey poses for the crowd triumphantly. They cheer. Mr. Wrestling X is back up...he delivers a stiff forearm to the back of the head! X starts stomping away at the head of Rosey. The referee tries to push X back and asks him what he's doing. X headbutts the referee! The bell is ringing as commentary frantically tries to figure out what's happening. Double Underhook Brainbuster on Rosey!

Summers: What is going on here?! Folks I'm sorry for what you're witnessing here.

O'Malley: Seriously guys you gotta stop the feed, we're still live, cut the feed! What's going on back there!

We see a shot of the inside of the production truck. All the workers are knocked out. Chris Kanyon is there with a chair. He smiles and waves at the camera.

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Kanyon: No can do Mikey boy! Boss says we're staying live all the way through! Ain't that right, Mr. Polo?

We cut back to a shot of the announce table and Johnny Polo slams Marc Summers head into the announce table! He DDT's Mike O'Malley on the floor! He takes off his hat, glasses, and tie. He unbuttons his shirt and we see the words "Death to the bloodline!" are painted on his chest. He strikes the Raven pose, his transformation from yuppie to his real self, the cold and calculating Raven now completed he makes his way down to the ring.

Inside the ring Mr. Wrestling X is still beating down Super Rosey. The kids in the arena are terrified now, but soon mortified. X pulls off his mask and we see what we expected at this point. It's Jon Moxley!

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Moxley pulls a screwdriver out of his boot and starts stabbing away at the head of Rosey! Rosey is busted wide open! Blood is everywhere! Marc Summers comes to just enough at the announce booth to try and tell the kids not to worry. That the blood is just "slime". Yeah that's it, slime. Moxley is digging the flathead into the skull of Rosey! Raven pulls Moxley away and tells him to go get something. Raven begins putting some boots to Rosey. He then dips his fingers into crimson mask of Rosey. He begins to adorn the blood to his face like that of war paint. Moxley throws the steel ring steps into the ring! Moxley then grabs Rosey and sends him towards Raven with an Irish whip. Raven gives Rosey a drop toehold into the sharp corner of the steel steps. Rosey shouts out.

"My eye! My fucking eye!"

Rosey rolls around in pain grasping at his eye socket. Raven picks up the SMPW Heavyweight Championship and looks at his reflection in it before tossing it at the feet of Roman Reigns' writhing brother. Rosey tries to shout out again, but he's endured too much. It is but a whimper. Audio still faintly picks it up.


"Help me, Roman."


Raven takes his seat in the corner of the ring. He stares out into the ring. A now badly injured Rosey cries out for his brother. Blood trickles down from the steel steps to the mat. Jon Moxley is fending off security, and the few wrestlers brave enough to try to help with a steel chair. The arena is filled with the sound of screams of wailing traumatized children. Raven smiles.