Show opens with a shot of the crowd inside Du Burns arena, on the shores of the inner harbor in Baltimore, Maryland .... We hear the voice of XWA announce team Tom Phillips and Renee Young, and they welcome the fans to this weeks show and they talk about what we are going to see tonight ....
The show starts off with the debut of the 'Eco Warrior' CJ Parker .... Parker's gimmick is of a tree-hugger that is out to save the environment .... He carries around picket signs with various environmentalist propaganda on it .... Parker cuts a promo about how he is in XWA to spread his message of how we are killing the environment .... He gets in the face of some fans at ringside and accuses them of being responsible for killing the planet ....
Queue 'ENTER SANDMAN' by Metallica and the place errupts as out through the crowd comes the Sandman! Sandman does his usual ring entrance of drinking beer and smashing the can over his head .... Sandman is there to fight, but Parker says to 'make love, not war' .... Parker says Sandman is just like all these fans, and that his intake of carcinogens into his body and his refusal to recycle beer cans is killing the planet .... Sandman responds by blowing smoke in Parker's face! While Parker is coughing and gasping for air, Sandman lays him out with a shot from the Singapore cane!!!!
Parker has to be helped to the back while Sandman stays in the ring for the opening match .... His opponent, Ron 'The Truth' killings, comes out rapping and doing his dancing face gimmick but the crowd craps all over it ....
Ron 'The Truth' Killings def. The Sandman
CJ Parker stays at ringside as he is checked on from receiving the cane shot .... Meanwhile, Sandman and Killings waste no time in breaking out the weapons .... CJ Parker gets involved in the match, crotching Sandman while he is on the top rope .... This allows Killings to hit a front Suplex off the top through a table for the pin ....
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VIGNETTE - Mandy Leon is with Adam Rose inside his tour bus, the Exotic Express, for his 'launch party' .... This segment seems like it belongs on MTV rather than XWA, and is a fresh take on a debut promo by treating it as a 'launch party' .... Mandy tries to get the 'exclusive' with Rose about his debut .... Rose tells her she is being boring and not to be a lemon .... It's a party, and it's time to dance .... They all get up and start dancing with all the costumed characters and groupies on the tour bus .... Adam Rose will debut next week ....
The Ascension (Konnor & Viktor) def. The Von Erich's (Marshall & Ross)
This was basically a squash match .... Konnor and Viktor dominated, and the crowd loved it .... After a few minutes of carnage, the Ascension finished off Ross with the 'Fall of Man' (chop block by Konnor + flying European uppercut by Viktor)
After the match, ReDragon interrupts the Ascensions celebration .... O'Reiley says that the Ascension interrupted their victory celebration last week and they thought that was rude, so they returned the favor tonight .... Fish says that it's not like anyone cares, because the Ascension just set a record for the fastest time you could make 600 people fall asleep .... ReDragon is not impressed .... The Ascension dare them to come down and fight, but of course ReDragon chooses not to ....
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IN THE BACK - Tommy Dreamer is taping up his hands backstage .... Mandy Leon tries to get a word, and he basically tells her that he is looking for Abyss for laying him out last week ....
We go 'Inside XWA' in the next segment hosted by Renee Young .... Renee announces the return of the XWA Cup, but this time the prize is going to be the XWA title .... Participants for the tournament will be announced in the coming weeks ....
IN THE BACK - a long black limo pulls up to the arena .... The driver gets out and opens the back door, and out steps Ted Dibiase Jr and DH Smith .... Both are dressed in expensive suits .... They head into the arena ....
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Dibiase and Smith go straight to the ring .... Dibiase cuts a promo on who their fathers are and how they were born into success .... When you are as good as they are, you don't pay dues .... Because it pays to be the Fortunate Sons .... Dibiase unbuttons his jacket and reveals he is wearing the Million Dollar title .... He calls himself the only real champion that XWA has ....
Ted Dibiase Jr def. Big E Langston
Big E overpowers Dibiase for a lot of the match, but Dibiase attacks the knee .... DH Smith gets involved in the finish, allowing Dibiase to clip the knee and roll Langston up for the 3 count with his feet on the ropes ....
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IN THE BACK - Eric Bischoff and David Otunga cut a promo .... It is similar to the one they cut last week, where Bischoff says he isn't going away no matter how bad Heyman wants him to because he represents the affiliates and the sponsors of XWA .... Bischoff officially endorses his 'hand-picked' member of the XWA roster, the 'Blueprint' Matt Morgan .... Morgan will debut next week ....
The Polynesian Fight Club (Tama Tonga & Tevita Tonga) def. The Vaudevillains (Simon Gotch & Aiden English)
The Vaudevillains have a gimmick of some old-timey circus performers .... The PFC are the sons of Meng, and they have a gimmick of the Uso's crossed with the Samoan Swat Team .... The PFC look like a breakout team in this one, finishing off the match with a Samoan drop + somersault neckbreaker from the Tongans ....
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Renee Young is in the ring after the match and introduces another new member of the XWA roster .... 7 time amateur freestyle wrestling champion 'The Shooter' Brent Albright .... Albright comes out and cuts a promo on his career, and what his goals are in XWA .... He is interrupted by Silas Young, who is also making his XWA debut .... Young introduces himself as 'Pro Wrestlings last real man' .... Albright says Young picked the wrong person to interrupt, and he has 2 choices .... Get out, or tap out! This, of course, leads to a brawl between the 2 that has to be broken up by XWA security ....
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Tommy Dreamer comes out to the ring and calls out Abyss .... He's looked in every dark corner in the arena and he can't find him so he's standing in the middle of the ring .... Instead, he gets David Otunga again .... Otunga says he knows he can beat Dreamer, and challenges him to a match right there ....
Tommy Dreamer def. David Otunga
This match is way more competitive than their match on the last show .... Both men bring the weapons into the match, and Dreamer even takes a sign from a fan at ringside that says 'USE MY SIGN' .... He nails Otunga with it, then peels the paper off to reveal a stop sign underneath .... Dreamer survives Otunga's finisher, then eventually drills him with the Spicolli Driver for the 3 count ....
After the match, the lights drop again .... Dreamer leaves the ring and grabs a chair, but when the lights come back on Abyss is standing behind Dreamer again! Dreamer turns around and walks right into the Black Hole Slam! Otunga picks Dreamer up and drives him through a table with a lifting spinebuster .... The 2 on 1 attack continues and Abyss busts out the bag of thumb tacks!!!! However, out of the back comes KEVIN STEEN!!!!
