Blue Grass Rasslin # 21
Gordon Solie: Welcome to Blue Grass Rasslin. I’m Gordon Solie and joining me as always is the one and only Gorgeous George Wagner.
Wagner: The pleasure is all yours Mr . Solie .
Gordon : Jungle Boy again is not here tonight . He is in Chicago in the semi final round of the World Television Title tourney.
Wagner : Well good , the young man has no back bone . Mr . Solie .
Gordon : Care to elaborate, Mr . Wagner?
Wagner: The young man slightly injured his arm . A minor hyper extension as I understand it . He’s so worried about being a second rate World TV Champion , he drops out of the Gauntlet of Doom match at Violence of the Lambs. A real man like myself would have competed in both despite the boo boo .
Mr . Wrestling Two comes out to the podium .
Two : Listen , I’m getting real damn tired of you running down everyone in this territory. I’m gonna shut it once and for all .
Wagner : Oh really. I will give you credit , you have had my number , but the first time was a tag team match . The second time , you cheated . You aren’t going to beat me again . You want a match , fine . Right here and right now .
Two : You’re in pal .
Wagner removes his suit jacket and takes off his tie and starts to remove his shirt . Two starts walking toward the ring doing the same thing . Wagner chokes Two from behind with his tie and then slams his head into the ring post . Wagner puts the boots to Two and then tears at Two’s shirt . He chokes Two with his own shirt and then takes off his belt , Wagner’s belt that is and beats Two across the back several times . Wagner discards the belt and points to the ref .
He implores the ref to ring the bell . A bloody backed Two staggers up to his feet . Wagner with a Front Snap Kick right to Two’s shoulder! Wagner now puts on the Spartan Shoulder Lock!! Two passes out . The ref calls for the bell . Wagner starts going for Two’s mask , but Tommy Rich comes in and Wagner bales out .
Wagner gathers his shirt at the podium . EMT’s rush to Two’s aid Wagner takes his leave . Rich joins Gordon at the podium .
Rich : Hey Wagner , ya big sissy . Next week you and me . And I can promise ya , you ain’t gonna like it .
Gordon : A very frustrated Wildfire Tommy Rich right now let’s go to the ring .
Junkyard Dog vs George South : Fun match . South worked over JYD’s neck for a bit . JYD fought back and clotheslined South . JYD wins with the big thump . Booker T was at the podium running JYD down the whole time , talking about how he bested him at the tv title Tourney yesterday . JYD started for the podium after the match but Booker T took his leave .
A replay shows Doc getting screwed at Violence of the Lambs.
Gordon : This match as you just saw has prompted that Dr . Death Steve Williams be granted a title match against Andre The Giant at his choosing accept Nightmare Before Christmas. And joining me is Dr . Death Steve Williams. Sir , any ideas where this match will take place .
Doc ; Gordon , before we even get to that Jacob Fatu, you and me got a score to settle this Thursday in Owensboro The Owensboro arena . After that , it will be Elkhorn City , Kentucky the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Fire in the Appalachia Mountains. Elkhorn College . 6, 000 fans Andre , I’m going to kick your sorry ass and and become the Kentucky Heavyweight Champion and end Contra Unit once for all .
Gordon : Thank you very much Dr . Death . Let’s go to the ring .
Trailer Park Pitbulls vs Sheik and Sabu : Match ends in a double count out .
Gordon : Welcome back and joining me now , Dynamite Kid .
Dynamite : Pete Dunne , you’ve bettered me a lot as of late . Well that’s about to bloody well end . Thursday in Owensboro arena you and me . Loser leaves town .
Gordon : Fair enough and Mr . Wagner is back with us .
Wagner : Forgive me Mr . Solie , I had to get the stench of that pathetic loser Mr . Wrestling Two off me . So , I hear everyone taking about this Thursday Night in Owensboro, well Mr . Rich comes out here and calls me a sissy ? Well let’s just see , sir . I think Owensboro is just the place to humiliate you . Oh , but it’s going to come with a cost Mr . Rich . You have to put up that IWA World Heavyweight Title shot briefcase you hold so dear and I’ll give you your match .
Gordon : Well I’m getting word from the powers that be in the back , Tommy Rich has agreed . So this Thursday night on Owensboro. I’m also finding out that this card is now televised . Right here on HBO . Join us at 7pm central 8pm Eastern . We will have the run down of that show after our last two matches .
HBO Championship Undertaker vs Jacob Fatu: This is a war . Taker has Fatu up for the Last Ride , but Andre comes down and tries to get in the ring . The ref is begging Andre not to do this Sameal in the meantime flashes a fireball in the face of Taker . Taker blinded falls victim to a Superkick and then a pop up Samoan Drop . Fatu covers 1.,..2…..3 !!!
Gordon : We have a new champion It’s Jacob Fatu .
Wagner : Brilliantly handled by Josef Samael. Contra Unit is now stronger than ever .
Main Event OX Baker vs Bam Bam Bigelow : This brutal affair goes to a tv time limit draw .
Gordon : We are out of time for Gorgeous George Wagner, I’m Gordon Solie saying so long from the Blue Grass State of Kentucky,
This Thursday in Owensboro:
Taz vs Mr . Wrestling Two
Dr . Death Steve Williams vs Jacob Fatu the HBO Title now on the line since the show is televised .
Kentucky Tag Team Titles: The Gagnes vs The Trailer Park Pitbulls
Tommy “Wildfire “ Rich vs Gorgeous George Wagner. Tommy Rich’s World Heavyweight Title briefcase is on the line .
Loser Leaves Town : Dynamite Kid vs Pete Dunne
Kentucky Light Heavyweight Title Jungle Boy vs The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels
Kentucky Heavyweight Title Andre The Giant vs The Undertaker
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