Live ..... From the Savvis Center in St. Louis, Missouri .... It's time for ....
BATTLE QUEENS!!!!!Once again, we start the show off with our BQ correspondent Lauren Brooke ....
This week, Lauren is in the back with RWA owner Nicholas DeVannes .... DeVannes has had a lot on his plate recently, but has still made the time to welcome Battle Queens into RWA's own backyard .... She thanks him for his hospitality and DeVannes returns the favor and says it is a pleasure to have Battle Queens here tonight and he is looking forward to the show .... Lauren reminds everyone that DeVannes gets to pick tonight's challenger for the UWF world champion Lita, and she tells him to give her a little hint .... DeVannes is tight-lipped and says Lauren will find out when everyone does in tonight's main event .... But he promises that no one will be disappointed ....
Battle Queens intro airs to 'EXTRAORDINARY' by Liz Phair, complete with pyro on the stage .... Matt Striker and Todd Grisham are with us from ringside, and they set up tonight's show .... In addition to the UWF world title being defended in our main event, we are also going to see a Four Corner tag match featuring the Pink Ladies, the Anti-Divas, Tamina & Natalya, and the Vixxxens with the winner becoming #1 contenders to the Battle Queens tag titles ....
Todd and Matt can't get much further as they are interrupted by ....
.... Madison Rayne ....
Rayne comes to the ring and says that 'The Queen' is here to address her loyal subjects .... Tonight Lita is supposed to be defending the UWF world title .... thats great and all, but the problem with that is that Nicholas DeVannes gets to choose who it's gonna be .... This is a Battle Queens show, NOT an RWA show .... And obviously no one in RWA is worthy to get a title shot! The one that should be getting the world title shot is the reigning 'Queen of the Ring' Madison Rayne! Madison demands that Karen Angle come out to the ring right now and change the main event and give HER the world title shot!
The music hits and out comes BQ General Manager Karen Angle. Madison says Angle doesn't have to come out and pander to these peasants, all she has to do is say 'YES' .... 'YES' that Madison can have the world title match tonight! However, just as Karen is about to respond, they are interrupted again .... This time by former United States womens champion Kelly Kelly!
Kelly says she has the biggest gripe of all because Karen Angle has been stacking the deck against her since she was put in charge of Battle Queens .... She has handed Lita everything on a silver platter and it is obvious why .... Karen is jealous that Kelly is 'Battle Queens Top Model' .... she is the one on the cover of Maxim, the one whose face is the most searched face on the Internet .... She has more followers on Twitter than that flavor of the month Katherine Webb! All the men come to see her and all the women want to be her and she demands her rightful spot on center stage .... She tells Karen to do the right thing and give her the rematch she deserves against Lita, but this time it will be for the world title!
Karen finally cuts them both off and says that both of them may very well deserve a shot, but so do a lot of other girls in the back .... But they are in St. Louis tonight because of Nicholas DeVannes and the RWA .... He is the one that made this show possible by inviting BQ to St. Louis and, because of that, he will be choosing the person that challenges Lita. Karen says she doesn't even know who it is and she will find out when everyone else does. Kelly and Madison both argue that it should be them when out comes ....
.... RWA ISIS CHAMPION BETH PHOENIX!
Kelly and Madison both look like they are going to piss their pants as Beth enters the ring .... Beth snatches the mic out of Karen's hand and says that it's not going to be either one of them .... The choice should be clear .... Beth is the only woman that was not pinned or didn't submit in the scramble match, and therefore she should be the UWF world champion right now .... NOT LITA! She will be the one that wins the UWF world title tonight, and then asks if either of them have a problem with that .... To her credit, Kelly is not intimidated and she stands up to Beth .... BUT BETH TAKES HER DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Beth demands a referee to come out, and Karen asks Kelly if this is what she wants too .... Kelly agrees and we have an impromptu match!
Match 1: singles match
'The Glamazon' Beth Phoenix
Vs
Kelly KellyThis one is all Beth .... As soon as the bell rings she is right back on Kelly, attacking the ribs that are still injured from her match with Lita where she lost the US women's title .... Beth tosses her in the corner and lays in with some heavy shoulder blocks to the midsection .... Kelly is in bad shape but to her credit she will not quit when the ref asks her .... Beth locks in a bearhug, but Kelly boxes her ears to break the hold .... Beth charges in the corner but meets a boot! As all of this is going on, Brooke Adams comes out but Layla stops her halfway down the isle .... They are having a heated discussion and Kelly notices, but she turns her attention back to Beth and goes for the K2 (rocker dropper), but Beth blocks it and powers her up into a power bomb! Beth picks Kelly up .... GLAM SLAM! Instead of going for the pin, Beth locks on an abdominal stretch and cranks away, and the pain is too much for Kelly to take and she immediately taps out!
Beth gets real close to the camera and says that was just a warm up .... Kelly held the US women's title for over a year and she just put her away in under 2 minutes! That is what is in Lita's future later tonight!
Meanwhile, Kelly is down in the ring and Brooke comes in to help her .... Kelly shoves Brooke away, and then starts screaming at her! She wants to know why she wasn't there for her! She keeps pushing Brooke, and Layla hits the ring and gets between them .... Brooke tries to play peacemaker, and finally cooler heads prevail .... Layla turns to walk away .... BUT KELLY CHEAP SHOTS HER FROM BEHIND! Kelly walks off, and Brooke is left standing there not sure what to do ....
In the Back - Reby Sky interviews the Beautiful People, Velvet Sky and Angelina Love ....
They talk about being the WOW tag champs, and how they are the best tag team .... Better than any team BQ has to offer .... They will prove it tonight and they lay out an open challenge to any tag team from BQ to face them ....Match 2: Non-title tag team match
(Battle Queens tag champions) The Canadian Ninjas (Portia Perez & Nicole Matthews)
vs
The Slap-a-Ho Tribe (Winona Littleheart & Alere Littlefeather)This is a highly competitive match .... It goes back and forth the whole way .... The Indian girls gain the advantage toward the end of the match, and Alere Little Feather comes off the top with a tomahawk chop off the top rope on Matthews ... Perez is in to break up the pin and all 4 ladies are going at it .... Each one takes turns hitting their finishers, but the Ninjas weather the storm and hit 'Funky Cold Medina' (superkick by Perez + bridging German suplex by Matthews) on Winona to get the 3 count!
In the Back - Reby Sky interviews Paige about her huge upset of Madison Rayne last week .... However, as she is talking, Rayne comes out of nowhere and jumps her from behind! Rayne beats down Paige, saying no one embarrasses the 'queen'! Sweet Saraya comes in to make the save but it's too late, and Paige is laid out .... Match 3: singles match
Candice Michelle
Vs
Leva BatesBates' gimmick is that she dresses up as a different character from a comic book each time she comes to the ring .... This time she comes in dressed as Mystique from X-men: First Class .... Bates is pretty over with the crowd, who has turned on Candice for attacking Audrey Marie on the last show .... Candice is more arrogant now, stopping to do her Go-Daddy dance while she has the advantage on Bates .... Bates makes her comeback as the fans get behind her, and she uses the mannerisms of whatever character she is dressed up as .... Candice is able to elude the 'Super Hero Kick' by Bates, and she tries to finish her off with the Candy Wrapper but Bates reverses it into an O'Connor roll for the 3 count!
Just like she did to Audrey Marie, Candice attacks Bates after the match .... However, out of the back comes Audrey Marie to make the save! Candice quickly bails out of the ring, not wanting to face Audrey .... Instead, Audrey gets on the mic and challenges Candice to a match on the next YouTube show!
We get a promo that profiles the developing rivalry between BQ's Jessicka Havok and WOW's Lacey .... It chronicles Havok bloodying Lacey at the scramble match .... Then Lacey showing up on the last BQ show .... Then tmost recently Havok showed up in WOW to attack Lacey again, leading to Lacey challenging her to a match on the next WOW show .... And putting the WOW television title on the line!Match 4: tag team match
(WOW tag team champions) The Beautiful People (Velvet Sky & Angelina Love)
vs
The Femme Fatales (Melina & Maxine)Melina and Maxine make their debut as a new team here in BQ .... However, the BP appear to be more over with the crowd because of the hometown RWA fans .... The BP still plays the heels, and it isn't long before they start cheering Melina and Maxine .... The Femmes make it a competitive match, but the experience of the BP prove too much .... In the end, Melina hits the 'sunset split' on Angelina, but as the ref is putting Maxine out of the ring Velvet comes back in and hits Melina with the Skyliner .... Velvet puts Angelina on top and the ref turns around to make the 3 count ....
In the back - Karen Angle says Paige is not going to be able to compete tonight in the 4 corner match .... She will have to find a new team to replace the Anti-Divas .... Saraya comes in and says she wants Madison in the ring tonight, but Karen tells her that Madison is already booked tonight .... Instead, she books the match for the next YouTube show ....Match 5: singles match
'Queen of the Ring' Madison Rayne
Vs
'Jezzebel' Eden BlackMadison is in full queen mode as she comes out in her crown and sash and gives her pageant wave to everyone .... Meanwhile, Black gets a good reaction in her first return to BQ in quite some time .... The match itself is entertaining, filled with chain wrestling and near falls .... Madison survives an onslaught from Black that almost wins her the match, but she weathers the storm and manages to hit the 'Off with her Head' (Rayne Drop) for the 3 count .... Madison continues her impressive run.
INSIDE BATTLE QUEENS SEGMENT .... This one is a major announcement from Karen Angle concerning the vacant United States women's title .... Karen announces that the 2013 'Queen of the Ring' tournament will be coming up in 3 weeks, and this year not only will the best women wrestlers in the world be competing for the crown of 'Queen of the Ring', they will also be competing for the US women's title!!!! J.... It's time for the four corner tag team match, but we only have 3 teams .... Karen Angle promised earlier that she would find a replacement for the Anti-Divas and she has done so .... Out comes the 4th team, the team of Sassy Stephanie and Allysin Kaye .... The Midwest Militia!
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Match 6: Four Corner tag team match (winners become No. 1 contenders to the BQ tag team titles)
Tamina & Natalya w/ Vickie Guerrero
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The Vixxxens (Brooke Adams & Layla)
vs
The Pink Ladies (Madison Eagles & Jessie McKay)
vs
The Midwest Militia (Sassy Stephanie & Allysin Kaye)Action in this one is hot and heavy and out of control from the start .... As you could imagine, Layla and Brooke have a hard time communicating because of what happened earlier in the show, and it nearly costs them .... The crowd is solidly behind the Pink Ladies in this one, but their tempers get the best of them and they end up brawling outside the ring with Tamina and Natalya .... As the ref is trying to restore order, Natalya tries to lock Layla in the sharpshooter in the ring .... Jessie McKay slides in and nails Natalya with the 'Boyfriend Stealer', allowing Layla to get the pin on Natalya and eliminate them!
We are down to 3 teams now, but just as it looks like Layla and Brooke have finally solved their communication issues and gotten on the same page, out of the back comes Kelly Kelly! Layla sees her and the two of them immediately start yelling at each other .... Brooke forgets about the match and steps in and tries to keep them separate .... BUT THEN KELLY TURNS AND NAILS BROOKE! Kelly walks off, and Layla turns to try to help Brooke up but Brooke punches Layla! Brooke then turns and walks out of the match!!!!
Layla is left alone to fend for herself, and she doesn't last long. The Militia isolate her and take over, then put her away as Allysin picks her up in a back suplex and Stephanie comes in and hits a running hangman neckbreaker to get the pin .... We are down to the Militia and the Pink Ladies! These two teams battle it out for another 7-8 minutes and have the crowd on their feet the whole time! Jessicka Havok comes down to the ring to watch the match, and she ends up providing the necessary distraction, allowing Allysin Kaye to counter the Boyfriend Stealer and lock on the AK-47 (hells gate) to get the tap out win .... The Midwest Militia are now the new #1 contenders!!!!
Jessicka Havok - 'You see this? This right here is what I've been talking about! The Midwest Militia is taking over just like I said we would! Now Lacey, sweetheart, that brings me to you. First of all, I accept your little 'challenge', but I'm wondering if you are somewhere in the crowd waiting to jump me when my back is turned? You see, when I busted up that pretty face of yours, I did it to your face not from behind! But that's ok, because when we meet in the ring I am going to kick your skank ass! Some 'marks' around this business consider you to be somewhat of an 'icon' of women's wrestling .... And we all know what Jessicka Havok does to 'icons' don't we? But honey let me tell you something, to me you aren't an icon, to me you are just another stepping stone that I am going to use to continue my dominance of the UWF women's division ....
The main event for the next Battle Queens show is announced .... it will be an explosion of the Vixxxens as Kelly Kelly, Layla and Brooke Adams will battle it out in a 3 way danceBack in the arena, it is time for the main event .... However, out comes Beth Phoenix back to the ring! She is out there for her world title match .... This brings out GM Karen Angle, who says that is not true .... Beth pushes Karen back in the corner and intimidates her .... BUT LITA HITS THE RING!!!! Lita and Beth are face to face!!!! Karen says that Nicholas DeVannes has chosen Lita's opponent, and its ....
.... BULL NAKANO!!!! ....
Beth is furious!!!! Lita turns her attention to Nakano as she makes her way down the isle .... BUT BETH GRABS HER FROM BEHIND AND PLANTS HER WITH THE GLAM SLAM!!!! Lita is laid out! Nakano climbs in the ring and she and Beth have a staredown, but Beth looks down at Lita and then just walks out .... Lita is out and appears to be in no condition to start the match, and Karen Angle and the ref check on her .... Nakano wants the match to start, and the ref asks Lita if she can continue .... Lita refuses to back down, and she tells the ref to ring the bell!!!!
Main Event: for the UWF women's world title
(Champion) Lita
Vs
Bull NakanoThe fans are solidly behind Nakano to start the match .... Lita is already not 100%, and Nakano takes the advantage from the very beginning .... However, Nakano can't put Lita down even after hitting several power moves! The fans start to shift, and now they are rallying around Lita instead! Nakano slams Lita and goes up top .... BUT MISSES THE TOP ROPE LEG DROP!!!! Lita pulls herself up .... And nails a basement dropkick to the face of Nakano that busts her mouth open!! This seems to fire Nakano up, but she runs right into a side effect from Lita! Lita up top for the Lita-canrana, but Nakano is up and trips her! She climbs up .... SUPER-PLEX!!!!
Both women are down!!!! Nakano is up first and she charges Lita, but Lita hits a drop toehold and Nakano hangs herself on the middle rope! 6-1-9 BY LITA! Lita up top .... LITA-SAULT MISSES! Nakano scoops Lita up for the Burning Hammer but Lita flips out of it .... Kick to the gut .... Twist of fate blocked by Nakano .... SHE NEARLY TAKES LITA'S HEAD OFF WITH A LARIAT!!!! 1 .... 2 .... Nooooo! Lita kicks out!!!! Nakano tries to pick Lita up, but Lita falls like a limp noodle .... Nakano pulls her to her feet and gives her the cut throat sign .... BUT LITA RESPONDS WITH A SLAP IN NAKANO'S FACE!!!! Nakano doesn't really know how to react .... She goes for a spinning back fist but Lita ducks .... Rollup! 1 .... 2 .... noooo! Nakano pops up .... But gets nailed with an enziguri from Lita! Lita goes up top .... LITA-CANRANA!!!! 1 .... NAKANO KICKS OUT AT 1!!!! Holy shit!!!! Nakano gets a wild look in her eye as she slowly rises to her feet and Lita can't believe it!!!! Nakano screams in Lita's face .... Kick to the gut .... Twist of fate!!!! 1 .... 2 .... Noooo! Nakano kicks out!!!! Holy shit x 2!!!! Lita can't believe it! This time Nakano is not getting up as fast, and Lita stalks her .... ANOTHER TWIST OF FATE!!!! She hooks the leg in deep .... 1 .... 2 .... 3!!!! Lita retains the world title!!!!
Lita climbs the ropes and holds up the world title, but out of the back once again comes Beth Phoenix! Lita lays out the world title and dares Beth to come and get it, and Beth wastes no time in heading to the ring! Security comes out and gets between the 2 of them, and we have a staredown of epic proportions as the show ends!
