SSW YouTube Special #8

WELCOME TO ....



SHOOTING ....

.... STARS ....

.... WRESTLING!!!! ....


. . . ON . . .




The show begins in the studio with your host Kevin Kelly ....




The first segment is a recap of recent happenings in SSW

- Blue Blazer is announced as first member of the SSW 'All Star' team .... He unmasks to reveal Owen Hart
- Women's wrestling returned to SSW for the first time in 3 years
- Sheamus battled through injury to retain the TV title against Magnus
- Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose have also christened themselves as a 'Shield against injustice' ....


Kelly talks about tonight's show, where we will have an appearance by UWF world champion Eddie Guerrero .... We will also hear from the 'champions' team for 'champs vs all stars', and Knockout Champion Paige will defend against the former champion Cheerleader Melissa ....


We go to the ring, where Maria Kannelis introduces the 'champions' team for 'champs vs all stars' .... They are SSW TV champion Sheamus, SSW tag team champions the Kings of Wrestling, and SSW Genesis champion Shawn Michaels .... Maria asks their thoughts on the match, and the 1 million dollar prize to the winning team .... Sheamus starts to speak, but HBK takes the mic and interrupts .... HBK says if she has questions she should ask him because he is the team captain .... He says that 'his team' is going to fall in line and follow his lead and there is no doubt they will win the match ....

Now it is Sheamus' turn to interrupt .... He is always looking for a good fight but he isn't going to follow anyone's lead, much less HBK's .... Michaels says he is going to break it down for him .... Sheamus wants the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and HBK will lead the team to the promised land .... Tempers flare and HBK and Sheamus get nose to nose, but the KOW step in and look like they are ready to defend HBK ....


Out comes Owen Hart, and he says there are too many egos on the 'champions' side .... That's why the 'all stars' are going to win .... Not only will they split the prize money, Owen will also get an SSW title shot .... HBK dares him to come in the ring and say that, because he's all alone ....

Owen: 'Who said I was alone?'

Owen announces the next members of the 'all star' team ....





James Storm and Robert Roode .... BEER MONEY!!!!  


Beer Money is back in SSW!!!!   They get an enormous reaction from the fans .... Storm says it's no secret where they've been or what they've accomplished .... But the last time they were in SSW they were the 2-time SSW tag team champions!  Roode says they didn't leave because they wanted to, they were forced to leave after the 'Chris Jericho incident' .... Now that they are back, they consider themselves the 'real' SSW tag team champions because no one ever beat them .... Storm says if you don't like that, well, 'sorry about your damn luck!'


HBK proposes they solve the problem with a little 6 man match tonight .... Owen and Beer Money accept, but then HBK says it will be KOW and Sheamus instead of him in the match .... Sheamus and HBK stare each other down ....


BACK AT THE ANNOUNCE DESK - Kevin Kelly goes over what we have just seen .... Beer Money is back in SSW!!!!  And they are members of the 'All Star' team .... The teams are almost set .... And tonight we have a blockbuster 6 man main event to go along with the other high profile matches .... Plus the UWF world champion is here!!!!


Match 1: for the Battle Queens Knockout title
(Champion) Paige
- vs -
Cheerleader Melissa

- Before the match starts we get highlights of the last time these 2 faced off in Battle Queens where Paige defeated Melissa to win the KO title

This is a heck of a match .... It goes back and forth the whole way, but the fans are not sure who they want to cheer for .... Dueling chants break out in the crowd .... Melissa is able to hit her patented Air Raid Crash, but Paige kicks out!!!!  Melissa is in shock, and Paige catches her and hits the 'Paige Turner' out of nowhere!!!!  Melissa kicks out!!!!  Paige can't believe it and Melissa defiantly rises to her feet and slaps Paige, telling her to bring it on!!!!  Paige responds with a slap to Melissa!!!!  A 2nd PAIGE TURNER!!!!  Instead of pinning Melissa, Paige goes right into the scorpion Crosslock!!!!







Melissa holds on, but only briefly and she is forced to tap out!!!!  Paige retains the title!!!!


Paige celebrates the hard fought victory, and the fans are on their feet giving both ladies a standing ovation .... However, they are interrupted as 'Messiah Part II' by George Frideric Handel hits and out comes Damien Sandow!!!!

Sandow is on a roll tonight and he tells everyone to 'Silence!'  Sandow says he is out here to 'educate you, the unwashed masses' .... He cuts a promo on the new SSW women's division, calling it a mistake .... Why invest in talentless women when your 'intellectual savior of the masses' isn't allowed on TV .... Maybe he should shamelessly parade around in  scantily-clad ring attire and then he would get attention .... Sandow says he is making it his mission to take over the SSW YouTube show .... He demands competition, and he gets it in the form of Nigel McGuiness!!!! We have ourselves an impromptu match ....



Match 2: Singles Match
Nigel McGuiness
- vs -
Damien Sandow

Sandow attacks with a cheap shot and takes control .... He hits a slam and then drops the 'Elbow of Disdain' on Nigel .... Sandow thinks he's gonna finish it early on, but Nigel reverses then 'Enlightener' (cross-arm hangman neckbreaker) and nails the hammerlock DDT .... Nigel tries to lock on the London Dungeon, but Sandow rakes the eyes .... Sandow goes up top, but Paige (who is still at ringside) crotches Sandow!  Nigel grabs him and hits the 'Tower of London' for the 3 count!!!!



WRESTLEMANIA PROMO - we get a highlight package promoting the match between the Briscoes and Sweet Jawbreaking Symphony for the vacant UWF world tag team titles at Wrestlemania ....


UWF world champion Eddie Guerrero makes a special appearance to promote his world title defense against Don Muraco at Wrestlemania .... Eddie says a lot of people are talking like he has already lost, but he's been the underdog his whole career .... Eddie puts over SSW, and talks about the brief time he spent here ....

However, Eddie is interrupted as out comes Ethan Carter III .... What the hell is EC3 doing out here????  EC3 cuts a promo on Eddie being from a wrestling family, but says he's a Carter and the world needs us!  And since he's a Carter, that means he has friends in high places .... And that means Eddie is in HIS ring now!  


Suddenly Fandango's music hits!!!!  What the hell is Fandango doing out here now????  Fandango dances his way out, and we see a shot of the crowd 'Fandango-ing' along with him .... Eddie asks when the circus came to town .... Fandango says that he wanted to introduce himself, his name is 'Faaaaaaan .... Daaaaaan' .... EC3 interrupts him and says no one cares .... Fandango and EC3 get in each other's face, but then EC3 takes a cheap shot at Eddie!!!!  

EC3 knocks Eddie to the mat and then asks Fandango to join in .... Fandango is reluctant at first but then he joins in!  They stomp on Eddie, but Eddie fights back .... As soon as he does, EC3 bails and leaves Fandango alone against Eddie .... This ends up with Eddie hitting the '3 Amigos' and then laying Fandango out with the frog splash .... Eddie holds up the title to cheers as we go to the back ....


VIDEO PACKAGE - video package airs for Austin Aries .... The package promotes Aries as the 'hottest free agent' in the UWF, and announces he has signed with SSW .... Footage of press conferences and news clippings announcing the signing are shown, and it says Aries will debut on SSW television next week ....



Main Event: 6 man tag team match
The Kings of Wrestling (Chris Hero & Antonio Cesaro) & Sheamus
- vs -
Owen Hart & Beer Money (James Storm & Bobby Roode)

It is obvious Sheamus and the KOW aren't really on the same page here .... HBK is at ringside in his teams corner and is itching to get involved .... The KOW spend the most time in the ring, isolating Owen and working him over .... He gets the hot tag in to Roode, who comes in and cleans house on the KOW .... Sheamus enters the ring and he and Roode are face to face and then start slugging it out!  Sheamus gets the better of the exchange but Storm is in and he and Roode hit the double Suplex .... BEER! .... MONEY!!!!  They go for the DWI on Sheamus but Hero breaks it up with a rolling elbow to Storm .... Roode knocks Hero outside .... OWEN WIPES THE KINGS OF WRESTLING OUT WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!!!  Sheamus and Roode are in the ring, and Sheamus looks like he's about to finish Roode off but HBK gets on the ring apron .... HBK and Sheamus argue, and Sheamus shoves HBK off the apron to the floor!  Sheamus turns around .... RIGHT INTO THE LAST CALL FROM JAMES STORM!!!!  Storm covers and gets the 3 count!!!!

HBK stares at the fallen Sheamus with a look of disgust as Beer Money and Owen celebrate their victory as the show ends ....