SSW YouTube Special #5

LIVE .... From the Du Burns Arena in Baltimore, Maryland .... THIS .... IS ....



SHOOTING ....

.... STARS ....

.... WRESTLING!!!! ....


. . . ON . . .



The show begins in the studio with your host Kevin Kelly ....




Kelly welcomes the audience to the 5th episode of SSW's YouTube show .... Wrestlemania weekend is fast approaching, and this past week we learned that the Wrestlemania host promotion, HIP, will host the 1st annual 'Ringmaster' tournament the night before Wrestlemania .... Tonight, we will find out who will represent SSW in the tournament as 6 men will do battle in a scramble match, with the winner earning the spot .... With Wrestlemania only 2 weeks away, we will take a look at the biggest match in UWF history, the world title match between Tully Blanchard and CM Punk!  Plus debuts from both Battle Queens and SSW ....

&

Vs

&

Match 1: Tag Team Match
The Uso's (Jimmy & Jey)
Vs
The Highlanders (Robbie & Rory McAllister)


Finally, the Uso's make their long-awaited debut in SSW .... They start the match with their traditional Samoan dance .... The Highlanders put up a pretty good fight in this one, but the Uso's are too tough .... They nail the 'All-Uso' (flapjack by Jimmy into a Samoan drop by Jey) on Rory, which sets up the huge top rope splash by Jimmy for the 3 count ....





After the match, the Uso's cut a promo .... They hear all this talk about how SSW has the toughest tag division in the UWF .... Well, it just got that much tougher because the Uso's are in the house .... Now the name of 'Uso' is in the mix too ....


We have a segment where Elijah Burke confronts Bray Wyatt for costing him his match last week against Tomasso Ciampa.  



Wyatt comes out and says Burke is a liar and has deceived 'his' people .... Wyatt says that Burke is not a 'Pope' he is a false prophet ....



Burke calls Wyatt a 'snake oil salesman' .... No punches are thrown, as Wyatt turns down Burke's invitation to get in the ring and fight ....


Match 2: Battle Queens Singles Match
Santana Garrett
vs
'Rate Tank' Kellie Skater


Santana is making her debut for Battle Queens, and is way over with the crowd in her 1st appearance .... Skater is no slouch though, and she holds her own for a time in the match .... Santana hits a diving elbow drop, then finishes Skater off with the 'Shining Star Press' (handspring rebound standing moonsault) for the 3 count to win her BQ debut match!





Corey Graves comes out on stage and cuts a promo ....



He says that he is the shining star on this show, and it is a conspiracy that he is not on the main SSW TV show yet .... Graves says he is tired of the conspiracy .... You want conspiracy?  Instead you will get anarchy, because tonight he is going to introduce a little anarchy into SSW .... He vows to win the scramble match and go on to have his Wrestlemania moment ....


INSIDE SSW segment looks at what is being called the biggest match in UWF history, the world title match at Wrestlemania between CM Punk and Tully Blanchard ....



Highlights of Punk's tenure in RWA is shown, including his crusade to resurrect the NWA and his war waged against RWA .... Punk's return to SSW is also shown, as well as TMZ and news reports of the airport incident between the two .... Punk's win in the Elimination Chamber is highlighted, as well as his win over Dolph Ziggler this past week on SSW after the failed contract signing ....


Main Event: Scramble Match (winner gets SSW's spot in the Ringmaster tournament)

vs vs vs vs vs

Corey Graves
vs
'Unbreakable' Michael Elgin
vs
Sami Callihan
vs
'The Black Pope' Elijah Burke
vs
Colt Cabana
vs
'The Project' Tomasso Ciampa


Callihan & Elgin are 1 and 2 to start the match, with another entry every 5 minutes .... They beat the hell out of each other for the first 5 minutes, neither man gaining a clear advantage .... The 3rd man that joins the match is the 'Savior of Misbehavior' Corey Graves, and he immediately helps Callihan double team the more powerful Elgin .... Elgin is still too powerful, and he picks Graves up and buckle bombs him into Callihan, who is in the corner!  As Callihan stumbles out, Elgin grabs him and plants him with the spiral powerbomb for the 3 count and scores the first fall!  


Elijah Burke enters after the next 5 minutes are up, and he is a house of fire!  He takes out Graves and Callihan, then goes for the Elijah Express on Graves in the corner but Elgin cuts him off with a vicious lariat!  Graves tosses Elgin shoulder-first into the post and covers Burke for the 3 count!  Graves is now in the lead!  The 5 minute period is up again and out comes Colt Cabana to join the match.  


Flip, flop and fly elbows to both Graves and Elgin, but Elgin no sells it and shoulder blocks Cabana down!  Graves, Callihan and Cabana all team up on Elgin, who is a freakin monster in this match!  Callihan nails a big lariat, followed by Cabana hitting the 'Flying Asshole' and then Burke hitting the Elijah Express!  Burke scores the pin on Elgin to take the lead, but he loses it quickly as Callihan makes him tap to the Stretch Muffler!  The final man enters, and it is the 'Project' Tomasso Ciampa!


Ciampa comes in and quickly hits Cabana with the Air Raid Crash to score the pin and take the lead, but Elgin is back up and hits the spinning sit out powerbomb on Callihan moments later and regains the lead!  Ciampa and Elgin finally come face to face and start fighting it out!  Ciampa goes for the 'Project Ciampa' on Elgin and actually gets him up, but Graves clips the knee of Ciampa from behind.  He locks on the '13th Step' (modified Fuller leg lock), but Ciampa refuses to tap and Cabana breaks it up!  Cabana gets the Billy Goats Curse (reverse Boston Crab) on Graves and makes him tap, taking the lead!  


2 minutes left and Burke hits the 'Outer Limitz' (corner handstand elbow drop) on Ciampa and has the pin for the 1 .... 2 .... Noooo!  Burke is pulled outside at the last second by .... BRAY WYATT!  Wyatt slams Burke into the railing!  Burke has been taken out, and in the ring Graves manages to lock Cabana in the '13th step' and get the tap out win!  Graves is in the lead again!  


Ciampa hits a half nelson suplex on Graves, then pulls his knee pads down .... KNEE OF WOE (running knee to head of opponent down in corner) .... Another knee strike, then another!!!!  Graves is almost out!  Ciampa picks him up .... PROJECT CIAMPA!!!!  But Ciampa hurts his own knee on the move and can't cover!!!!  Elgin nails Cabana with a spinning back-fist, then picks him up .... BUCKLE BOMB!  Cabana stumbles out .... Spinning sit out powerbomb!  1 .... 2 .... Graves breaks it up out of nowhere!!!!  The seconds are ticking away .... IT'S OVER!!!!  Graves is the winner!!!!  





The 'Savior of Misbehavior' celebrates in the ring, as he is now going on to represent SSW in the 'Ringmaster' tournament at Wrestlemania!!!!

* TULLY & CM PUNK ON RWA SHOWCASE #8 *




Tully- Yes I will sign it tonight. Punk thinks he can play games with me. I am the champion and I will dictate the terms of this contract signing.

De Vannes- What you do is your thing. But this needs to be done. This is the main event of the biggest card of the year. Don’t go out there and start shit. Sign the paper and be done with it. I know you two hate each other and that is fine. Settle it at Mania.

Tully- I will. Buy as I said, this will go MY way. You are being pretty passive considering Punk was a major player in trying to wipe out your company.

De Vannes- I learned how to let go and move on. You should try it.

Tully- I will let go when I decide. You were there at the airport when he started that….

De Vannes- Yeah I was and you didn’t exactly discourage that fiasco. Just make it happen, Mr. World champion. Keep your cool, maintain your composure, and sign the contract.

Tully – I always maintain. As long as that idiot behaves, there will be no issues.


. . . . Later on in the show . . . .


Joey Styles is interrupted as “Black Star” by Yngwie Malmsteen hits and out comes the UWF world heavyweight champion Tully Blanchard! He enters the ring and the ring crew tries to set up for the signing. He shoos them away, Telling them they are not to be in the ring while he is speaking.



Tully- I am out here right now for one simple reason. Because I can! I am the UWF world heavyweight champion, and this belt means that I, not CM Punk, is the best wrestler walking God's green earth. I am the man that wears the custom-made suits and diamond Rolexes. The champion is always in the main event, and the champion always goes on last! Everyone has dubbed this match between CM Punk and me as the biggest match in the history of the UWF. But I don't see it that way. Why? Because I have already beaten CM Punk! I ams the guy that sent CM Punk running to SSW with his tail tucked between his legs! The very fact that this match is even going to take place is utterly ridiculous. Punk is not in my league and never has been. I ams the man that rides in Lear jets. I am the man that wears custom-made clothes. My watch is worth more than Punk's entire wardrobe. Just take a look, there are 50,000 worth of diamonds on this rolex! I look like the man that belongs in the main event of Wrestlemania! I don't come out here in jeans and a t-shirt looking like he just came out of the trailer park! Everywhere I go, I hear the name CM Punk AND I AM SICK OF IT!!!! At Wrestlemania, I am going to end this farce once and for all, and what I did to Punk's little boyfriend this past week over in SSW is nothing compared to what I do to him at Wrestlemania! Get that….


*Tully is interrupted as Living Color’s “Cult of Personality” blares throughout the arena. Punk gets a mixed but mostly negative reaction. RWA fans aren’t quite ready to let go of the past either.*


Punk - 'Come on. Enough already! Do you ever get tired of hearing the same old crap? Hello RWA! Did you miss me? You know Tully, obviously you weren't man enough to sign this contract on SSW television last week, and I can't say that I am that surprised. You asked me to come here, to your backyard, to get this thing done and what do I get when I get here? I have to listen to you rant and rave and do the same old tired schtick that we have all listened to for over a year now. But now I'm tired of listening and I think these people are too. It's the same old status quo and, to people who don't know any better, your words might scream SUPERIORITY. But I watch you and the way you walk out here . . . the inflection in your voice and especially your body language . . . and, to me, it screams INFERIORITY. It screams DESPERATION. Your words are nothing more than the words of a desperate man desperately trying to convince someone that you are still the best. Question is, who are you trying to convince? Me? These people? Nah, I don't think it's either one of those. I think you are trying to convince YOURSELF that you are still the best! You keep trying to convince yourself that you still matter. Now I'm in your head and it is so blatantly obvious to me that you know that you can't beat me! I have pushed every button you have and now you are cracking under the pressure. I come out here and say I'm the 'Best in the World' and I know that gets under your skin, but I didn't just think up a catchy slogan and slap it on a t-shirt. It was these people, the RWA fans, that wrote it on signs and brought them to the arenas, even when I waged a war on this company. The fans still chanted 'NEXT WORLD CHAMP' and 'BEST IN THE WORLD' every time I was in the ring. And that is something that you just couldn't live with, could you? That is why a guy like Eddie Guerrero, who happens to be a good friend of mine, gets pushed down the card or isn't even given a match in RWA for months. I bet most of the people here don't even realize that Eddie Guerrero has been the Mid-American champion for over a year! There may have been a day where you really were the best, but that day is long gone! And at Wrestlemania, in the biggest match in UWF history, the days of you holding the UWF title hostage are over. Because I am the one that is going to set it free! This mind-numbing status quo that the UWF has suffered through for a year now is coming to an end, and the man that is going to do it is C . . . M . . . Punk!



*Tully is visibly agitated, and he takes his jacket off and throws it down in the ring. He tells Punk that if he thinks he is man enough, he can come set the UWF free right now and they don't have to wait. Punk says that he came to St. Louis sign the main event contract, because he wants to beat Tully on the biggest stage there is. Tully says that Punk made a mistake coming here, but Punk says he came to St. Louis tonight. But he never said anything about coming alone. Tully turns around, and standing behind him is . . . COLT CABANA! Flip, flop & fly by Colt and he puts Tully down with the Bionic Elbow! Tully rolls outside, but Colt is daring him to get in the ring and face him. Tully takes off his jacket and slams it down, then rips off his custom-made shirt. We have a referee that has come down to the ring, and we've got ourselves an impromptu second main event of the evening!




SINGLES MATCH
TULLY BLANCHARD –vs- COLT CABANA

the rabid RWA fans are solidly behind Tully in this one, and they are booing Cabana viciously. Colt is unfazed, and he takes it to Tully in the early goings. He takes the champion down with a hip toss, then mounts the corner and rains down right hands! Tully tries to turn it into a reverse atomic drop, but Colt avoids it and clotheslines Tully to the mat. Colt picks Tully up, but Tully thumbs him in the eye then nails him with a standing dropkick. Tully attacks the stitches in Cabana's head, the ones that he gave him last week on SSW television, and he rips and claws at the wound trying to re-open it. Tully goes outside and grabs a chair and tries to hit Cabana with it but the ref stops him, allowing Cabana to drop kick then chair right back into Tully's face! Colt tosses Tully into the corner . . . FLYING ASSHOLE (flying hip attack)!!!! 1 . . . 2 . . . Noooo! Tully kicks out!!!! Colt 45 attempt by Cabana, but Tully wiggles free and locks on a sleeper hold! Colt fades, but he refuses to go out and he gets free with some elbows to midsection! Back Suplex by Cabana breaks the hold and both men are down . . . The ref starts his count, but both men are up at the count of 7 and they start trading right hands. Tully catches Colt with a swinging neckbreaker, then he nails him with a running high knee! Tully sits Cabana on top and goes for a super-plex, but Cabana fights him off with a series of headbutts and knocks Tully to the mat! Tully quickly to his feet, but he gets nailed with the 'RAM MAN' (missile dropkick) by Colt! Cabana charges Tully in the corner, but Blanchard is out of the way and Cabana flies between the ropes and smacks the ringpost shoulder-first! Tully immediately takes him down in the Payne Killer!!!! Colt tries to hold on, and he barely makes it to the ropes to break the hold. Tully charges Colt, but eats a super kick! Cabana tries for the Colt 45 again, but his injured shoulder makes it impossible to lift Tully and the champ gets free . . . single-arm DDT by Tully! He picks up Colt . . . SLINGSHOT SUPLEX! Tully floats over and locks in the Payne Killer again . . . and this time Colt Cabana has no choice but to tap out! Tully is the winner! Match time- 16:55


*The match is over, but Tully is not done. He goes outside and grabs a chair once again, and this time he bashes Cabana in the head with it! The stitches on Colt's head that Tully gave him are immediately opened up and he is bleeding everywhere! Punk tries to get to the ring, but he is being held at bay by security! Tully reaches in the pocket of his pants . . . and pulls out the Wrestlemania main event contract! He throws it down on the chest of Cabana, then takes the chair and goes to work on the already injured arm!!!! Tully puts Cabana's arm in the chair and goes to the top, and finally Punk has seen enough. He busts his way through security and hits the ring, and Tully stands his ground ready to go to war with Punk. However, as Punk hits the ring Tully quickly bails out the other side, grabbing the UWF world title. He holds the title up, telling Punk that no one gets in his head! The fans are booing both Punk and Cabana, and they start throwing trash in the ring!!!! Punk checks on his injured friend, and we see the Wrestlemania contract splattered with Cabana's blood wadded up among the trash that all the people are throwing in the ring! As Punk helps his friend to the back, Joey is going crazy. He states that the hatred between Punk and Blanchard is so intense, they still haven’t signed their contract. We are just over a week away from Wrestlemania 5 and there may not be a main event!!!