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.... WRESTLING!!!! .... The screen goes blank and we hear the crowd chanting 'S-S-W! S-S-W! S-S-W!'. ''THE NEW SHIT' by Marilyn Manson hits and the SSW highlight intro plays. The music keeps playing as the camera comes up on the live crowd, pumping their fists and chanting along .... Strobe lights go off all through the arena .... The show begins with a highlight recap of what happened last week .... With Steen & Dragon ruining a classic tag team match between Benoit & Malenko and Cole & O'Reiley .... Then Steen & Dragon baiting the champs into giving them a shot later on in the show .... After interference by Cole & O'Reiley, Steen pinned Benoit after a package piledriver and Appetite 4 Destruction were the new SSW tag team champions!!!!'UNSETTLING DIFFERENCES' by Blue Smock Nancy hits and brings out the brand new SSW tag champs Kevin Steen & Super Dragon .... Appetite 4 Destruction!!!!
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Steen has the mic and says that they signed contracts with SSW a year ago around Wrestlemania time .... Do you know how many SSW tag title shots they got in the last year? NONE! Hell, they were even HLW tag team champions, and they beat the UWF world tag champs within an inch of their lives, but SSW still wouldn't give them the ball so they could run with it .... So you know what they did? They pissed off enough people .... THE RIGHT PEOPLE .... So they got their shot. And what happened? You're looking at the new SSW tag champs!
Now SSW has been blowing their phones up wanting to talk. And why is that? It is because on April 14th, the week after Wrestlemania, their contracts with SSW are set to expire .... You see, the fact is you can either make friends in this business, or make money .... We don't need friends, all we need is violence .... So it's time to give us the money!!!! As of right now, A4D are free agents .... And they are listening to ALL offers! So SSW better open their wallets, because they are going to leave SSW and take these tag team titles and lay them at the feet of the company that will!!!!
'REACH FOR THE SKY BOYS!' As 'Gimme Back My Bullets' by Lynard Skynard hits and out come the Briscoes!!!!
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Jay talks about how A4D complains about not getting title shots. You know who else hasn't? DEM BOYS! 4 time XWA tag champs!!!! You know, the team that has been owning A4D's ass since they stepped foot in SSW! They thought it wasn't about the money with A4D, it was just about the violence .... Well, Dem Boys is Jack Daniels violent! Jay tells them to reach down between their legs and see if they have a set of balls between the 2 of them, and if they do then tonight they need to MAN UP!
The crowd starts chanting 'MAN UP! MAN UP!' Steen says there is nothing in it for them so the answer is 'No!' This brings out John Lauranitis .... Lauranitis says that he is the one that can make those decisions .... since they have chosen to air the information about their contracts publicly, that doesn't make him look very good .... He needs to protect the SSW tag team titles, so therefore tonight there WILL be a title match, and it will be A4D defending against the Briscoes!!!!
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Match 1: Singles Match
'Unbreakable' Michael Elgin
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John MorrisonThe announcers put over what a freak of nature Elgin is and talk about the roll he has been on while competing on SSW's YouTube show .... Elgin shows off his freakish power early on, dead-lifting Morrison up for a vertical suplex and holding him there for a full 15 seconds .... Morrison hits some knee strikes to the head to break it up, then hits the STO backbreaker followed by a Russian legsweep .... Morrison hits the breakdance leg drop, but Elgin kicks out at 1 and sends Morrison flying! Elgin goes behind and gets an O'Connor roll, but holds on and turns it into a chaos theory for a close 2 count! Morrison fights back, but Elgin catches him on his shoulders and nails a shock treatment backbreaker for another 2 count! Elgin charges Morrison in the corner but he moves and Elgin goes between the ropes and smacks the steel with his shoulder!!!! Flying chuck by Morrison knocks Elgin off the apron to the floor! Morrison goes for an asai moonsault but Elgin is too strong and catches him, then spins him out into a black hole slam on the floor!!!! Elgin climbs back in the ring, then pulls Morrison to the apron .... Elgin climbs the buckles .... THEN DEADLIFTS MORRISON OFF THE APRON INTO A SUPER-PLEX!!!! 1 .... 2 .... Nooooo! Elgin picks him up and nails him with the Buckle bomb!!!! Morrison stumbles out .... but hits Elgin with a handstand caopiera kick out of nowhere!!!! Elgin no sells .... Spinning back-fist to Morrison!!!! Elgin picks him up for the spiral bomb, but Morrison slips off the back in a sunset flip! He rolls through .... BIG RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF ELGIN!!!! He drags Elgin to the corner ....STARSHIP PAIN!!!! 1 .... ELGIN KICKS OUT AT 1!!!! The look on Morrison's face is priceless as Elgin no sells the Starship Pain! Elgin to his knees and spits in Morrison's face!!!! Morrison looks at him in disbelief, wiping the spit from his face .... ANOTHER VICIOUS KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD!!!! Morrison up top .... ANOTHER STARSHIP PAIN!!!! Morrison covers .... 1 .... 2 .... 3!!!!
Great opening match as Morrison gets the pin, but its another star-making performance by Elgin ....
COMMERCIALPromo airs counting down to the 200th episode of SSW .... Only 8 more episodes to go ... 
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Match 2: Tag Team Match
Wade Barrett & SSW TV champion Sheamus
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Kurt Angle & 'American Dragon' Bryan DanielsonDanielson and Angle are in total control as they take the fight to Sheamus and Barrett from the start .... Sheamus tries to keep away from Angle, and the announcers talk about how next week it will finally be Sheamus vs Angle for the TV title .... Barrett and Danielson are in the ring, and Danielson lights Barrett's chest up with hard kicks .... Danielson off the ropes but Sheamus low-bridges him by pulling down the top rope and he falls all the way to the floor .... Sheamus nails him with a big double axe handle,then slams him back-first into the apron .... Danielson is tossed back in and the UK members work over the back .... Sheamus tosses Danielson into the corner but he runs up the ropes and back-flips out, landing behind Sheamus and then nailing him with a flying clothesline! Danielson crawls to the corner .... HOT TAG TO ANGLE!!!! Angle comes in and nails Sheamus and Barrett with right hands, then he clotheslines Barrett over the top to the floor! Barrett gets up .... BUT GETS TAKEN OUT WITH A RUNNING HIGH KNEE FROM DANIELSON OFF THE APRON! In the ring, Angle nails a belly to belly on Sheamus, then goes for the ankle lock but Sheamus rolls forward and sends Angle crashing into the buckles! Sheamus knocks Angle outside with the Celtic War Sword (tornado double axe handle), but then gets caught with an IED dropkick in the corner from Danielson! Sheamus is knocked outside as well!!!! Sheamus and Angle start fighting .... And they fight all the way up the ramp! Barrett blindsides Danielson and goes for the 'Winds of Change', but Danielson reverses into a crucifix and takes Barrett down .... TRAPPING ELBOW STRIKES TO THE HEAD!!!! Danielson goes right into the Cattle Mutilation!!!! Barrett won't tap, and he fights out of the move and scoops Danielson on his shoulders .... WASTELAND!!!! 1 .... 2 .... Nooooo! Danielson kicks out!!!! Barrett sets him up for the Bull Hammer elbow .... Ducked by Danielson .... He takes him down in the 'Yes' lock!!!! Barrett is trapped in the middle of the ring .... HE TAPS!!!! BARRETT TAPS!!!!
Danielson celebrates in the ring, while the brawl between Sheamus and Angle has gone through the crowd and worked its way into the concourse outside the arena ....
The cameras follow the fight between Angle and Sheamus all the into the backstage area!!!! Angle slams Sheamus' head into some crates, but Sheamus reverses a whip and sends Angle crashing into a soda machine .... Sheamus goes for the Brogue kick but Angle dodges and Sheamus shatters the front of the soda machine with the kick .... Angle hits and Angle Slam onto some of the lockers used to carry road equipment in!!!! Angle tries to lock on the ankle lock but Sheamus picks up one of the poles nearby and hits Angle with it! It is an all-out fight backstage that has to be broken up by pretty much everyone on the SSW staff!!!! These two meet next week for the SSW TV title!!!!COMMERCIALBack from break, we see that a table has been set up in the ring for the contract signing for the UWF world title match at Wrestlemania. John Lauranitis is already in the ring and he calls out the challenger .... C .... M .... PUNK!!!!
Out comes Punk to a huge pop, however when Lauranitis introduces the UWF world champion Tully Blanchard, he doesn't come out .... Instead, out comes ....
.... Dolph Ziggler????
Ziggler comes out and says that he could say its great to be back in SSW, but he would be lying .... Everyone wants to know why he is here .... It's real simple, it's not worth Tully Blanchards time to be here! What, you thought just because you put a couple of tables in the ring and have a contract on the table that he would just show up and sign it? No, he's the champ and he calls the shots .... You see Punk, you're not even as good as me, so what makes you think you are even in Tully's league???
Punk laughs at Ziggler and says that it looks like Tully has found someone to replace Dark Journey as his personal bitch! Since Ziggler is Tully's new errand boy, he doesn't want him to have made the trip for nothing. He has a message for Tully that Ziggler can give him .... WHAM! Punk slaps Ziggler across the face!!!!
Ziggler tackles Punk to the mat, and we have a fight on our hands!!!! Both men are trading right hands and rolling around on the ground brawling. Lauranitis waves to the back for help, and locker room empties with all the backstage personnel and security trying to pull these two apart .... Ziggler is screaming that he wants Punk in the ring, and Punk holds the ropes open and invites him back in .... Ziggler tries, but he is held back by security .... Lauranitis has the mic and he has a solution .... Ziggler says he brought his ring gear with him tonight, so tonight we are gonna have Punk vs Dolph Ziggler in our main event!!!!
IN THE BACK - Josh is with Adam Cole & Kyle O'Reiley ....
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Cole is pissed about how things went down last week .... No one can deny they totally out-wrestled the tag champs and that THEY should be the ones standing there with the belts .... A4D screwed them in their match, and how do they get punished? By getting a tag title shot the same night! After Cole & O'Reiley had already weakened Benoit & Malenko! The front office shits all over them and then they call it 'paying their dues' .... Well, when you are as good as they are YOU DON'T PAY DUES! If someone doesn't make this right, Cole says they are gonna take matters into their own hands .... They had the tag champs beat and A4D screwed them, then they turn around and win the belts later that night .... The belts that SHOULD belong to them! If they think its over they are wrong, because Cole & O'Reiley still have a few surprises up their sleeves ....[/color]
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Match 3: singles match
Jeff Hardy
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The MizMiz gets a good pop in his return match, but mostly because the crowd really hates Hardy .... Hardy and Miz get face to face .... AND HARDY RARES BACK AND SPITS IN MIZ'S FACE!!!! Miz jumps Hardy, unloading with right hands .... Miz sends Hardy outside with a big boot and follows him, continuing his assault. Miz tosses him back in and tries for the Skull Krushing Finale but Jeff elbows his way out of it .... Miz catches a kick from Hardy, but gets hit with a spinning mule kick from Hardy! Miz falls in the corner, and Hardy nails the Hardy-ac arrest (rope assisted corner dropkick) .... Jeff with stomps to the Miz, then hits the double leg drop to the groin .... Jeff goes for the Twist of Hate, but Miz reverses out and kicks Jeff in the gut .... REALITY CHECK BY MIZ (big knee lift followed by a jumping hangman neckbreaker)!!!! 1 ... 2 ... Noooo! Jeff kicks out! Jeff dodges a big boot off the ropes from Miz and rolls him up ... 1 ... 2 ... Noooo! Miz kicks out this time! Kick to the gut by Jeff and be hits a sit-out jawbreaker .... Charges Miz in the corner but Miz hits a drop toehold and Hardy goes face-first into the buckle .... Swinging corner clothesline by Miz! Miz up top for the double axe handle but Hardy trips him up .... Hardy climbs up and goes for a super-plex but Miz fights him off .... THEY BOTH FALL OFF THE TOP TO THE FLOOR!!!! The ref starts his 10 count, and both men start to stir at 6 .... Miz makes it back in the ring, but Hardy grabs a chair and slides in the other side .... Hardy tries to hit Miz with the chair but Miz kicks him in the knee .... DDT FROM THE KNEELING POSITION!!!! Miz crouches and sets up the Skull Krushing Finale again, but Jeff hits a blatant low blow right in front of the ref! The ref calls for the bell and disqualifies Hardy!!!!
Hardy is not done there, and he lays Miz out with a Twist of Hate! Hardy picks up the chair and waits for Miz to get up .... WHAM! Nails him with a chair! Hardy goes outside and grabs another chair and is going to give Miz a one man con-chair-to when out comes ....
... SETH ROLLINS!!!! ROLLINS IS BACK!!!!
Rollins storms to the ring but John Lauranitis is out and tries to stop him .... Lauranitis says that Rollins is not over his concussion and he can't accept the liability of letting him get in the ring! Hardy is taunting Rollins, daring him to get in the ring .... Lauranitis says he will strip Rollins of the SSW title if he goes in the ring .... Jeff laughs at Rollins, but he doesn't see Miz is up behind him .... SKULL KRUSHING FINALE ON HARDY!!!! Rollins lets a smile creep across his face as he is happy with his handiwork ....
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Match 4: for the SSW tag team titles
(Champions) Appetite 4 Destruction (Kevin Steen & Super Dragon)
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The Briscoes (Jay & Mark)Steen and Dragon pull their usual stunt, heckling the fans and nearly starting a riot with the people in the front row .... The Briscoes come out to a massive pop and hit the ring fighting .... All 4 men are standing toe to toe in the middle and throwing right hands .... Steen and Dragon double-team Jay outside the ring .... But Mark comes off the top with a shooting star press that wipes everyone out!!!! Mark tosses Steen back in the ring and sets him on top, but Steen blocks and hits an F-Cinq on top of the turnbuckles!!!! Mark is in bad shape .... A4D work him over, but he makes the hot tag to Jay who comes in and takes out everyone! He lights Steen up with some jabs, then nails a reverse STO into the turnbuckle! Dragon nails a violence party on Jay, but Mark is back in and goes to town on Dragon with some 'Redneck Kung Fu'!!!! Mark knocks Dragon down with a super kick and goes up top for the Froggy-Bow but Steen shoves him off all the way to the floor! Jay nails a yakuza kick on Steen and goes for the Jay Driller, but Dragon nails the UFO (springboard spinning wheel kick to the back of the head)! Dragon picks Jay up .... PSYCHO DRIVER!!!! 1 .... 2 .... Noooo! Mark breaks it up!!!! Super kick to Dragon, then a saito suplex to Steen .... Steen no-sells and pops right back up, then misses a clothesline and hits the ref instead! Briscoes set Steen up for the Doomsday Device, but Dragon comes over and crotches Mark on the top rope .... Dragon saves Steen, but Jay ducks a double clothesline from Steen and Dragon and nails a running cutter on Dragon! Steen and Jay brawl outside the ring, and Mark recovers and hits the Froggy-Bow!!!! He has the pin but there is no ref! Steen slams Jay into the ringpost, then grabs a chair from ringside .... Out of the back run Dean Malenko & Chris Benoit!!!! Benoit grabs the chair from Steen and tries to hit him, but Steen ducks .... HE HITS MARK INSTEAD!!!! Dragon knocks Benoit off the apron with a Yakuza kick, while Steen picks up Mark .... PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!!!! The ref is up .... 1 .... 2 .... 3!!!! The champs retain!!!!
Benoit and Malenko brawl with Steen and Dragon after the bell rings .... The Briscoes realize what has happened and they are pissed!!!! They jump in and have words with Benoit & Malenko, leading to pushes and shoves .... and now Benoit & Malenko are going at it with the Briscoes!!!! Steen and Dragon get involved and all 3 teams are fighting it out!!!! Out of the back come Kyle O'Reiley and Adam Cole .... AND THEY ARE CARRYING A LADDER!!!! Cole and O'Reiley nail Steen with a shot from the ladder, then Cole nails a cross-arm German suplex on Benoit on the ladder!!!! Mark comes back in with a chair and takes out Cole & O'Reiley .... BUT THEN THE BRISCOES NAIL THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE ON MALENKO!!!! Meanwhile, Steen and Dragon have grabbed the belts and are headed to higher ground ....
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Main Event: Special Challenge Match
CM Punk
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Dolph ZigglerWe get a lockup to start, and chain wrestling from both men as they exchange a series of go-behinds .... Punk gets a headlock but Ziggler shoots him off and drops down, then nails Punk with a beautiful dropkick! Ziggler showboats, running his hands through his hair and flicking the sweat at Punk ....
Both men tie up again in a test of strength, but Punk takes Ziggler down and paint-brushes the back of his head .... Then he mocks Ziggler by running his hands through his hair and flicking the sweat at Ziggler! Dolph charges but eats a drop toehold and then Punk picks him up in a suplex but just drops him gut-first across the top rope! Dolph rolls outside, but Punk hits a suicide dive that wipes him out on the floor! Punk is up first and slides in the ring, and lets out a 'BEST IN THE WORLD!' as we have to take a break ....
COMMERCIALWe come back and see that Dolph has gained control .... The replay shows that Dolph tripped Punk while he was going to the top, causing him to fall gut-first on the top rope and since then its been all Ziggler .... Ziggler slams Punk and drops an elbow .... Then another .... Then another .... Rapid fire elbow drops by Ziggler and he finishes it off with a big jumping elbow drop and gets a 2 count .... Ziggler with a cravate, but Punk fights to his feet and he fights out, then whips Ziggler off and hits a leg lariat! Punk comes back with a swinging neckbreaker that gets a 2 count ....
Punk tosses Ziggler in the corner and goes for the running knee but Ziggler is out of the way .... Punk catches himself and then scoops Ziggler up as he charges in .... He goes for the GTS but Ziggler slips off the back and gets a sleeper hold! Punk is fading! He's going down! The crowd wills Punk to fight it, and he backs Ziggler into the corner multiple times to break the hold .... Ziggler charges, but Punk grabs him and hits the Pepsi Twist! Both men down for a moment but Ziggler is up in the corner .... Punk charges and nails the running knee .... He goes for the bulldog but Ziggler tosses him off and nails a standing dropkick!
Both men are down again and the crowd is chanting 'THIS IS AWESOME!' Both men to their feet, and Ziggler goes for the Zig Zag but Punk holds onto the ropes and shoves Ziggler off .... Roundhouse kick by Punk misses .... ZIG ZAG! 1 .... 2 .... Noooo! Punk kicked out! Ziggler is stunned! Ziggler up top, but Punk is up and fights with him .... Super-plex by Punk!!!! Both men down again .... Referee starts his count but Punk is up at 7 .... PUNK GETS ANOTHER RUNNING KNEE TO ZIGGLER IN THE CORNER .... GETS THE BULLDOG THIS TIME!!!! 1 .... 2 .... nooooo! Ziggler kicks out! Punk to the apron .... Springboard clothesline but Ziggler nails a super kick on him in mid-air! Ziggler goes for another Zig Zag but Punk grabs the top rope and shakes him off .... Ziggler rolls to his feet .... BUT RUNS RIGHT INTO THE BIG ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM PUNK!!!! Punk hooks the leg .... 1 .... 2 .... Nooooo! Punk goes to the apron again .... Springboard clothesline connects this time!!!! Punk up top and nails the Macho Man elbow!!!! Punk signals for the GTS and he scoops up Ziggler but Ziggler elbows out of it .... Leaping DDT!!!! 1 .... 2 .... Noooo! Punk is out! HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME!!!! Ziggler goes for the Rocker Dropper, but Punk blocks and reverses it into a powerbomb! He grabs the legs of Ziggler .... Slingshots him right into the turnbuckle and he smacks his head on the steel!!!! Ziggler stumbles out, and Punk scoops him up on his shoulders .... GO .... TO .... SLEEP!!!! 1 .... 2 .... 3!!!! Punk gets the pin in an absolute classic!!!!
.... However, Punk has no time to celebrate as his attention is drawn to the big screen .... We see a black limo in the parking deck, and the camera pulls back to see standing next to it is ....
.... The UWF world champion Tully Blanchard!!!!
Tully says that he came here tonight intending on signing the Wrestlemania contract, but he just couldn't bring himself to come out there because this city doesn't deserve to see him!!!! He is the champ and he calls the shots, and he is just flat out better than Punk! So if Punk wants his little signing ceremony he can buy himself a ticket to fly coach and come to St. Louis and get it from him there ....
The camera pulls back even further to see laying at Tully's feet is a beaten and bloodied Colt Cabana!!!! Tully smiles and gets in the limo and drives off .... And Punk snaps!!!! Punk turns his attention back to Ziggler and locks on the Anaconda Vice!!!! The ref tries to get him to break it but Punk refuses!!!! Punk pulls back hard on the move and is screaming Tully's name! The entire locker room empties but no one can pull Punk off of Ziggler as the show ends ....
