Perez: G'Day Matey!
Matthews: What are you? An Australian Pirate?
Perez: Well one thing I'm happy about. They got Big Gulps here!
Matthews: That they do. They even had Burritos. Not bad. But there is one more thing that's here.
Perez: What's that?
Matthews: They got our World Championship Belts. Because Tonight we are going in and taking them. No more games. No more screw jobs. And thanks to our friend George. No Big Bubba getting in our way.
Perez: I love it! By the way.... Where is George?
Matthews: He went to the Australia Zoo. I hope they don't keep him....
Perez: He'll be fine. But who wont be is you Ashley & Brooke. You girls have actually defied a lot of critics. But tonight we reach our destiny. And we will go through you to get there. Only one thing left to say.
Ninjas: Dilly Dilly!
UWF WOMAN’S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS: Two Chicks Same Time (Ashley Massaro and Brooke Tessmacher w/Big Bubba Rodgers) vs The Canadian Ninjas (Portian Perez and Nicole Matthews w/ George ‘The Animal’ Steele)
The Canadian Ninjas & George ‘The Animal’ Steele make their entrance first and receive a great ovation from the fans. All three are drinking Big Gulps. Nicole sets hers down when they get to the ring and George picks it up and finishes it. The Champions make their typically long entrance, stopping to pose as the Australian fans take selfies with Ashley & Brooke. Big Bubba is conveniently looking the other direction when fans put money in 2 Chicks Same Time’s ring gear. The Food Network’s Paulie Martino is here to cheer on 2CST and they both give him a kiss on the cheek before getting into the ring. Before the ring introductions can take place, Steele points at Big Bubba and hollers “Yoooooouuu!” George starts flailing his arms about and then chases a clearly freaked out Big Bubba around the ring. Big Bubba takes off up the entrance ramp and George follows. They disappear behind the curtain and it looks like we’re going to have this match without any seconds at ringside.
The bell rings and Portia starts doing Steele’s arm thing, causing Ashley to retreat to the outside while the fans laugh. After a brief conversation on the floor, Ashley gets back in but tags out to Brooke. Portia starts doing the Animal arms again but Brooke stands her ground. When Portia gets close enough, Brooke just reaches out and slaps her hard across the face. All of the playfulness leaves Portia’s face as she stands there holding her cheek. Now the Ninjas have a conference in their corner, followed by Portia tagging out to Nicole. The intensity has already picked up just moments into the match and it is clear that both teams are ready to put it all on the line for the World Women’s Tag Titles.
Brooke and Nicole lock up and we finally have a wrestling match. Collar and elbow leads to an arm drag by Nicole. Another collar and elbow and this time it is Brooke that uses the arm drag. A third collar and elbow leads to Brooke going for an Irish whip but Nicole reverses and whips Brooke into the Ninjas’ corner. Now Nicole & Portia go to work with quick tags and double team moves. A lot of covers but the Ninjas are just wearing Brooke down by making her kick out over and over. This strategy is working until Brooke ducks a lariat and rolls to her corner for the tag. Ashley comes in on fire, knocking Nicole off the apron and then hitting Portia with a dropkick. Ashley waits for Portia to get to her feet and then takes her right back down with a spear. The fans think that is going to do it but Nicole manages to break up the cover. Brooke was just a step slow trying to stop the break up, so the Ninjas’ earlier strategy of wearing her down is already paying off. Nicole dumps Brooke to the outside and the Ninjas set up for a double suplex on Ashley. They drive her hard to the mat and Ashley writhes in pain. Portia makes the cover but Ashley kicks out.
Tag to Nicole and she comes in with a slingshot leg drop that gets another 2 count. Brooke is back on the apron trying to rally Ashley to make the tag. But instead it is the Ninjas who make another tag and Portia hits a basement dropkick for another near fall. Tag again to Nicole and the Ninjas set up for Funky Cold Medina. Nicole is ready for the German Suplex but when Portia goes for the super kick, Ashley is able to duck and Portia kicks Nicole instead! Portia is in shock but the referee makes her leave the ring. Both of the legal women are down. Ashley starts to crawl first, hoping to make it to Brooke. Nicole gets the tag and Portia comes in quickly but not in time to prevent the tag! Brooke is a house of fire and she hits Portia with a lariat. Now a lariat to Nicole and then Brooke catches both Ninjas with a double lariat. Brooke is feeling it and she gives Portia the twerking stinkface in the corner. Now Brooke sets up for a bronco buster but Nicole cuts her off with a spear! Portia super kicks Ashley off the apron! Funky Cold Medina to Brooke! 1 - 2 -
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3!!! We have new Champions! The Ninjas have done it! The referee presents Portia & Nicole with the belts as their 2 year Title chase has finally ended.
Winners: The Canadian Ninja’s (14:28)
The Ninjas are hugging each other in the center of the ring as the cameras catch a glimpse of Ashley & Brooke looking on. They are equally emotional as their 6 month Title reign has come to an abrupt end. Now Portia & Nicole see 2 Chicks Same Time standing across the ring. There is a tense stare down but it only lasts a moment before Ashley & Brooke extend their hands to the new Champions. The Ninjas look to the audience for approval before we finally get a handshake between former Champions and new Champions. There is a brief embrace, ending with Ashley & Brooke lifting Portia & Nicole’s hands into the air. 2 Chicks Same Time roll out of the ring as the Canadian Ninjas celebrate with the fans.
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"Magnum" Adam Cole is with Lauren & Doc Gallows
Cole: Sami Callihan... I know you're lurking around here somewhere. You think you have me rattled? Well you're wrong! All you've done is piss me off. Before this was just another title defense. But not anymore. Nooooo. Now I'm going to make you hurt. I'm going to... wait... Whose that over there?
Gallows: It's the cleaning lady.
Cole: Are you sure? This guy's like the master of disguise. Check it out!
(Gallows walks over out of camera view. We hear him say something. Then we hear a loud smack. Doc comes back holding his face.)
Gallows: It's the cleaning lady.
Lauren: Enough of this! Sami you think this is funny but trust me you wont be laughing after my Bae takes you to school tonight. And I spoke to commissioner Paul Boesch. OVE is banned from ringside as well as Bullet Club. So you have to face Magnum one on one. That can only lead to one thing....
Cole: You getting Shot down!
UWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: Adam Cole [c] vs Sami Callihan
Cole and Callihan get nose to nose as the bell rings .... the fans are really split here, but mostly side with Cole .... Cole gets right in Sami’s face .... ADAM COLE BAYBAY!!!! Callihan responds by flipping Cole off and a bicycle kick to Cole’s face! Callihan off the ropes, RUNS RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK FROM COLE! Cole hooks him .... LAST SHOT! 1 .... Callihan kicks out at 1!!!! Cole is shocked, but Callihan quickly fires up and hammers Cole back with fists .... DOUBLE BICYCLE KICKS FROM BOTH GUYS AND WE GET A DOUBLE DOWN! Cole rolls under the bottom rope for the floor, but Callihan follows .... Callihan with chops to Cole, but Cole dodges and Callihan chops the ring post by mistake! Cole stomps on the Hand, but Callihan comes back with an apron powerbomb to Cole but you can tell Callihan is hurt .... He rolls Cole back in, but as he follows him in it gives Cole a chance to stomp on Callihans injured hand .... Callihan battles back with strikes and turns Cole in a loop with a hard Lariat .... Sami hits a trio of face washes in the corner and makes the cover .... 1 ... 2 ... kickout! Sami eats a boot as he charges into the corner, and Cole nails the Panama Sunrise! 1 ... 2 .... Callihan kicks out! Cole pulls down the knee pad and looks to end this with the shining wizard .... Callihan reverses it but catching Cole in mid-air and hits a running Liger Bomb!!!! 1 ... 2 ... Noooooo! Cole kicks out .... RIGHT INTO THE STRETCH MUFFLER FROM CALLIHAN!!!! COLE IS TRAPPED!!!! Lauren onto the ring apron, and this gets Callihan to release the hold .... BICYCLE KICK TO LAURENS FACE! THAT SENDS HER FLYING OFF THE RING APRON INTO THE FRONT ROW FANS!!! Callihan turns around and Cole is rising to his feet. Callihan goes full speed ahead and Lariats Cole, with the momentum sending both men over the top rope and to the floor. After a few seconds both men begin to rise, and the fight is on at ringside! Callihan charges at Cole but Cole backdrops Callihan onto the announce table. Cole climbs up the table and stands over Callihan, taunting the crowd. Callihan gets up to his knees, but Cole arrogantly just starts slapping Callihan. Cole reaches over and grabs the camera from the cameraman. Cole begins filming Callihan and laughing at him. Cole turns the camera to the fans..... ADAM COLE BABY!!! The ref climbs up on the table, pleading for them to re-enter the ring. Callihan rises up, grabs Cole.....SAITO SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE!! The crowd begins a "HOLY SHIT!" chant as Callihan slowly begins to stir up. Callihan grabs Cole and throws him back into the ring.
Callihan goes back after the stretch muffler, but Cole counters into a small package! The ref, still recovering from the fall, slowly makes his way back into the ring, 1 ... 2 ... Noooo! Both men back to their feet and Cole with a Superkick! Cole measures him and nails the Shining Wizard! FLORIDA KEY! 1 ... 2 ... KICKOUT!!!! Sami kicked out of the Florida Key! Cole cant believe it. Sami fires up, and Coles strikes are having no affect .... Bicycle Kick to Cole but Cole ducks and the ref takes it instead...... CRANIAL CONTUSION (Double underhook piledriver) TO COLE! Callihan makes the cover.....BUT NO REF!!! Callihan grabs the leg for the stretch muffler again but then the arena lights go completely off! It's pitch dark! All of a sudden the Titantron lights up with the words..... "REMEMBER ME?"
What the hell???? Callihan looks up at the tron completely confused when a stir happens at ringside......Callihan turns around sees.....
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BRIAN PILLMAN JR!!!!
PILLMAN TAKES HIS CANE AND CRACKS CALLIHAN OVER THE HEAD!! Callihan staggers back, nearly out on his feet, RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK! Shining Wizard from Cole! 1 ... 2 ... 2.99999!!!! Sami rises to his knees and spits in Coles face! COLE KILLS HIM WITH ANOTHER SHINING WIZARD! He picks him up .... LAST SHOT! 1 ... 2 ... 3!!!!
Winner: Adam Cole (35:02)
