4 Days later at the Hippopotamus...
Mickey- This match is set for one fall and is a Triple Threat match. The winning team will receive a shot at the UWF Women’s Tag Team Titles at the next UWF pay-per-view. Introducing first, representing WOW at a total combined weight of 232 pounds, MADISON RAYNE and LANA STAR, PURPLE RAYNE!!! Next, representing XWA at a total combined weight of 263 pounds, PORTIA PEREZ and NICOLE MATTHEWS, THE CANADIAN NINJAS!!! Our final team, representing RWA and accompanied by SUNSHINE, at a total combined weight of 248 pounds, ANGELINA LOVE and VELVET SKY, THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!!!
PURPLE RAYNE
vs
THE CANADIAN NINJAS
vs
THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE w/Sunshine
As soon as Mickey Garagiola finishes the ring introductions, the Beautiful People & Sunshine pull out 4 brown bags and hold them up as the fans boo. Their opponents steal a page from one of Sunshine's other clients when Purple Rayne gives Velvet a double dropkick and the Canadian Ninjas give one to Angelina, knocking both of the Beautiful ones through the ropes and to the floor. Sunshine looks shocked and stands frozen as Lana, Madison, Nicole, & Portia deliver a quadruple dropkick that sends Sunshine over the top rope and down to the floor. She takes a nasty landing and medical personnel have to help her to the back immediately.
The referee gets control and we officially start with Portia and Lana. This is under triple threat rules, but both of the Beautiful People are still down on the outside. Perez takes the advantage with some nice mat wrestling and the Ninjas make a quick series of tags and Star is in trouble early. Matthews is in and hits a Fisherman suplex with a bridge! Lance Russell thinks the Ninjas have it won but Velvet is in to break up the pin. Sky goes after Matthews allowing Star to tag out. Rayne comes in with a double clothesline on Sky and Matthews. Now we get into a more traditional triple threat with a lot of near falls broken up by the third woman in the ring. There are a lot of quick tags too and Larry Matysik says these women are working at a pace that some of the other matches tonight are going to have trouble keeping up with.
Things begin to break down a bit and all 6 women are fighting on the outside. Love whips Star into the ring steps and then the Beautiful People start to double team Perez. Matthews and Rayne are fighting on the other side of the ring until Madison gives Nicole a neckbreaker. The Beautiful People have Perez back in the ring and they hit the Makeover. Hard to say who is legal at this point but Sky covers Perez and the referee gets to two before Rayne breaks it up. The Beautiful People set Rayne up for the Makeover but Star is back in and she takes Love out with a spear. Madison drops Velvet with the Rayne Drop. Prince's 'Purple Rain' blasts over the PA, causing Star & Rayne to look toward the entrance ramp! Superkick to the back of Star's head from Perez! Nobody is coming to the ring but 'Purple Rain' continues to play. Matthews is back in the ring and the Ninjas hit Rayne with Funky Cold Medina! Perez gets the pinfall victory for her team and the Canadian Ninjas are officially on the road to GLORY for a UWF World Women's Tag Team Title opportunity!
winner- The Canadian Ninjas
Match time- 19:54
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Mickey- This is your main event. It is set for one fall and is for the UWF World Heavyweight Title. Introducing first, the challenger. He is the man that gave up the UWF Intercontinental Title for this opportunity. Representing New Orleans Wrestling and also proudly representing the Choctaw Nation. He is a former professional football player with the San Diego Chargers, Denver Broncos, and New York Jets. From Midland, Texas weighing 280 pounds, here is “THE BIG CHIEF” WHAOOOOOO McDANIEL!!! His opponent, accompanied to the ring by LAUREN BROOKS, is the champion. He is the only wrestler in history to hold both the heavyweight and junior world titles. He represents the Xreme Wrestling Alliance and is the leader of the world renowned Bullet Club. From Panama City, Florida weighing 210 pounds, ladies and gentlemen, the Universal Wrestling Federation heavyweight champion of the world, “MAGNUM” ADAAAAM COOOOOOLE!!!!
WAHOO McDANIEL
vs
ADAM COLE (c) w/Lauren Brooks
Wahoo is out first and the Big Chief gets a good ovation from the fans. When the Champion makes his entrance it is clear that we have the typical Chicago crowd as Cole gets as good of a reaction from the fans. It's certainly bassier and loud as hell BAY-BAY! 'Magnum' Adam Cole eats it up and he flashes a cocky grin at the Big Chief. We have the proverbial big fight feel and dueling "let's go Wahoo!"/"Ad-am Cole!" chants as the bell rings. Tie up leads to a Cole hammer lock but Wahoo counters into one of his own only to have Cole counter again and we're back to the Champion in control. This scenario repeats a couple of times with Cole always having a counter for Wahoo's counter, leading to Cole controlling with a headlock. Wahoo finally just pushes him off into the ropes. Cole goes for a shoulder block on the rebound and the Champion is the first to hit the mat as Wahoo doesn't budge. Cole is up and dusts himself off before hitting the ropes for another shoulder block but Wahoo just puts him back on the mat with a thud. Now Cole wants to trade places and he tells Wahoo to hit the ropes for the shoulder tackle. There is some laughter in the audience and even the Big Chief himself chuckles a bit but then Wahoo comes off the ropes right into a Cole superkick! Only a 2 count but it looked like that could have been the end of Wahoo's title hopes.
Cole is ready to end this right now, so he sets up for the Last Shot but Wahoo blocks it and turns it into a vertical suplex. Both men are up and begin to exchange chops. Cole's chops are hitting solidly and loudly but does he really want to be trading chops with the Big Chief? The Champion winces in pain after a huge Wahoo chop, allowing the challenger to land another. And then another. Wahoo chops Cole into the corner and we can see that the Champion's chest has already been ground into hamburger meat. Wahoo uses a belly to belly suplex out of the corner and then waits for Cole to get to his feet before hitting a tomahawk chop from the 2nd rope. Wahoo gets a deep 2 count and the fans groan when the Champion kicks out. Cole wants to get a powder, but instead of rolling to the outside he rolls into one of the side rings that was set up for the Six Man Mayhem match earlier. Wahoo follows and pulls Cole up for a backdrop driver! Wahoo covers but the referee is saying falls only count in the center ring. The Big Chief pulls Cole back to the main ring and lays in a couple of chops. Wahoo wants to whip Cole to the ropes but the Bullet Club leader reverses and sends the challenger instead. Cole wants to hit a superkick on the rebound but Wahoo catches it, only for Cole to counter with an enzuigiri! Corona Crash! Cover but only a 2 count!
Cole seems frustrated but readies for a superkick. Wahoo dodges the kick and Cole instead connects with the referee! Wahoo charges in but Cole just kicks him right in the council fire! Wahoo collapses and Cole goes to the outside. The Champion stomps around the outside looking for something and then finally pulls the chair out from under the time keeper. Cole slides in the with chair but Wahoo is up and puts his foot on the chair. The Big Chief is able to use all his weight to pin the chair to the mat with Cole's hands underneath. Wahoo stomps the chair! Cole releases the chair as Lance Russell says that the Champion's hands are probably broken. Cole is on his knees looking at his deformed hands as Wahoo picks up the chair. The referee is still down as Wahoo pulls the chair up but he tosses it aside instead of smashing it into Cole's head. Wahoo lands a tomahawk chop that drops Cole and then the Big Chief tries to revive the referee. Wahoo pulls Cole up and hits a backdrop driver. He wants to cover but the referee is barely stirring. Wahoo wants another backdrop driver but Cole escapes out the back door. Superkick to Wahoo's knee! Shining Wizard! Cole covers as the referee slowly makes the 1-2-3! 'Magnum' Adam Cole has retained the World Heavyweight Championship in spectacular fashion!
winner- Adam Cole
Match time- 20:22