XWA 42

Saxton: Hello everyone, Welcome back to XWA! I'm Byron Saxton and we are back after our Post Wrestlemania break. And as always Tammy there are a few changes here.

Sytch: Well most importantly, I'M still here. So you people trolling me on Social Media can kiss my....

Saxton: No one is kissing anything! We have some new faces and we have a few departures. But one thing that stays the same is all the hot action you only get from Xtreme Wrestling.

(Just then Shot Em begins to play and out to the ring comes the entire Bullet Club to the ring.)

Cole: Baltimore, I couldn't keep you waiting any longer. I know what you need and that's a Magnum Watch update! Lauren, honey... Give it to them.

Lauren: Drum roll.... 35! 35 days to immortality for Adam Cole Bay Bay!

Cole: You gotta love it. But look its not just about me. Things are about to heat up around here. Because in tonight's Main Event. Tongan Mob Bosses will become the UWF World Tag Team Champions when they once again beat reDRagon. Also Corey Graves will smack around that freak Finn Balor for me tonight as well.

Heyman: That's not all....



Heyman: You see I just got approval that you will defend the World Junior Heavyweight Title tonight against this man...



Heyman: FENIX! Now I want everyone out of that ring because Graves vs Balor... is NEXT!


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Has Heyman lost his mind? You can't treat Bullet Club like this!

Saxton: Apparently he can. Let's send it to Eden Stiles.


Eden: This is our opening bout!


Corey Graves w/Karl Anderson
Pittsburgh, PA

vs

Finn Balor
Bray, County Wicklow, Ireland


(Graves is out there alone except for Karl Anderson who is watching intently. Graves and Balor start out wrestling but it doesn't take long for it to break out into a fight. Graves rakes the eyes of Finn. Then does a side backbreaker. He starts working the leg of Finn. Balor is able to shove him off with his incredible leg strength. He kips up and hits a diving European Uppercut.

Balor hits a spinning back kick then a running Blockbuster. He covers for 2. He tries for the Bloody Sunday but a knee strike by Graves stops it. He clips the knee of Balor and then puts on the Lucky 13. But Finn was already positioning himself and is able to reach the ropes. Karl is slapping the mat trying to encourage Graves.

Graves tries For a DDT but Balor twists free and connects on a Pele kick. Then hits a Shotgun dropkick knocking Corey into the buckle. Karl is on the apron and Finn goes after him. The referee is trying to separate them. Graves charges but Balor feels him and ducks away. Graves and Anderson butt heads. Graves is woozy and Finn grabs him and hits Bloody Sunday! 1.. 2.. 3!)

Winner: Finn Balor



(After Balor points down at Karl and says "Your day is coming.")



Saxton: Finn Balor wants to take out every one of Bullet Club on his way to the Junior Heavyweight Championship.

Sytch: He's a fool. He may have a couple of fluke wins. But keep messing with those boys and you're gonna get Shot down!

Saxton: Don't forget we have TWO World title matches on tap for tonight! We'll be back.



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(Camera is in the back where we see XWA Interviewer, Cameron with Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka.)




Cameron: Jimmy, at Facebook Face-off you possibly cost Kevin Steen the XWA Championship. This is a man that has terrorized everyone who got in his way. Was this the right move?

Snuka: Cameron... The question should be... Was Kevin Steen attacking the Superfly from behind the right move? Everyone talks about him being a scary man. Maybe you all forget how scary I can be.

Cameron: Well in 2 weeks you will meet Steen at SPRING BREAK. I guess we will see who is the scariest one then.

Snuka: Kevin Steen brotha. What the Superfly did on Wrestlemania weekend was just the start. You jumped on the wrong man this time. You going to learn that at SPRING BREAK.

Cameron: SPRING BREAK, coming April 30th from the Harrington Raceway & Casino. Get your tickets.



Saxton: Another big show coming, Tammy.

Sytch: SPRING BREAK 2016. Spoiler Alert. My man Chris gets another title shot at that phony Cruiserweight Champion that night. 

Saxton: Well that's certainly some pretty big news. Can he get it done this time?

Sytch: He gets it done EVERY time. I can't say I heard the same about you.



Frank Williams
Columbus, OH

vs

Apollo Crews
Stone Mountain, GA
Theme Music: My House- Flo Rida
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo35R9zQsAI

(Poor Frank. It's just not his night. (Is it ever?) Apollo hits all his signature spots. Then ends it with the Apollo Landing.)

Winner: Apollo Crews




(After the match we see Catrina again standing at the runway. The announcers mention that Apollo will face Mil Muertes at SPRING BREAK.)


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It's Time for Inside XWA with correspondent, Olivia Munn.



Munn: Welcome back to Inside XWA. Wrestlemania is gone but that doesn't stop the action here in XWA. Up next is SPRING BREAK 2016. Coming to you from Harrington, DE. So far the card is as follows.

Melissa Anderson vs Naomi
Apollo Crews vs Mil Muertes
Bullet Club (Anderson & Gallows) vs Charm City Squad
Kevin Steen vs Superfly Jimmy Snuka
Sherri Martel & Cindy Rogers vs Canadian Ninjas - World Women's Tag Team Championship
La Sombra vs Chris Candido - XWA Cruiserweight Championship
Main Event: Shawn Michaels vs Kazuchika Okada - UWF World Television Championship

Now let's hear from the Manager of the XWA Champion, Gedo.

Gedo: FINALLY! Eh? Okada has had enough of these pretenders in XWA... eh! Now we get match we always want. Heartbreaker Kid Shawn Michael. You have something Okada want Eh! In a Spring Blek that will become ours. You just like every body else. Good... but no good like Okada! Ehhhh?

Munn: In other news, Rusev and Lana decided to not renew their contracts and have left XWA. Also War Machine returned to their roots in SSW and immediately captured the Tag Team titles. Good for them. Speaking of SSW, word is the people at ESPN have begun negotiations with Snoop Dogg to have another pair of joint shows soon. We will keep you updated on these developments as we learn more. That's all for this week. For Inside XWA, I'm Olivia Munn. Good Night.


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Saxton: Up next. It's our World Junior Heavyweight title match.

Sytch: So what is this? La Sombra called his cousin to come here for a job?

Saxton: I don't know if they even know each one another. La Sombra told me he didn't.

Sytch: They could be lying. Heck I lie about knowing you.


"Magnum" Adam Cole w/Lauren
UWF World Junior Heavyweight Champion
Now residing in Pensacola, FL
Theme Music: Shot Em - Brick

vs

Fenix
CWX
Mexico

(The champ comes out strong. Firing forearm shivers at the challenger. He sends him hard into the buckle. Cole is putting the boots to the thighs of Fenix. Trying to slow him down. Cole pulls him up and delivers a Snap Suplex. Lauren is all smiles. Clapping her hands. The champ looks to the crowd and yells, "Adam Cole Bay Bay!"

He turns back to Fenix and lays in a hard chop and then another. Then Fenix comes back with one of his own. Then 2 more Cole is clutching at his chest. He lands a quick kick then whips him to the corner again but this time Fenix runs up the corner and comes back with a Cross Body Block! 1.. 2.. No.

Fenix goes up... Missile Dropkick! Adam rolls to the floor. But Fenix is on a roll. He connects on a Corkscrew plancha. The crowd is chanting "That was awesome!". Fenix lays in another chop then tosses Cole back in. As Fenix is about to enter he sees, Lauren sneaking behind him. He turns and starts to chase her. She runs right down the aisle and out from ringside. Fenix comes back in he slams Cole to the mat goes for the Fenix Splash but Adam was playing possum and he rolls away as Fenix hits hard. Cole has him... Florida Key! 1.. 2..

Nooo! Fenix kicks out. Cole goes for the Figure Four but Fenix gets him in an inside cradle! 1.. 2.. No!!! The crowd is buzzing on how close that was. Both men rise but Magnum hits the Corona Kick. He then does a Wheelbarrow lifted and dropped into a double knee backbreaker. Cole hooks the leg... 2 count again. He looks for the Colelateral but Fenix counters into a Reverse Hurracanrana. He moves Quickly... One-Man Standing Spanish Fly! 1.. 2.. No. Cole kicks out again! Fenix then does the La Garra del Fénix (Diving double knee drop to a seated opponent's chest). He covers for another near fall. Both men are spent. Fenix looks to go up top again. But Adam follows and they are fighting on the top rope. Fenix is headbutting Cole but then Cole just does a Thumb strike to the throat of Fenix. Then hits the Destroyer!(Front Flip Piledriver from the top.) He collapses on Fenix. 1.. 2.. 3!)  

Winner: Adam Cole



(The crowd is giving Fenix a standing ovation for his efforts.)


Saxton: What. A. Match! I thought the Magnum Watch was about to come to an end.

Sytch: That's what you get for thinking.

Saxton: Well one of us has to.

Sytch: Watch it Saxton!

Saxton: We still have another World title match to come! Stay with us!

Sytch: They aint going nowhere.



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(Cameron is in the ring and she introduces OMEGA)



Cameron: Kenny, thanks for coming out here.

OMEGA: Kenny is dead. It's just OMEGA now. But thank you for inviting me.

Cameron: You have made it very clear you want another shot at XWA Champion Okada but as of yet you have not gotten a rematch.

OMEGA: Well General Manager Heyman granted me one but it seems Snoop changed it. But it's clear that I am the rightful #1 contender.

(Then we hear Alice in Chain's Man In The Box play and out comes Tommy Dreamer.)



Dreamer: Hey OMEGA. I'm not knocking you. You were robbed in your match but I'm pretty sure I'm the #1 contender. If not for that slimeball, Gedo I would be the champion right now. The next shot is mine.

OMEGA: I believe you think that but your wrong.

(The we hear High Energy by Julia Claris play. And out to the ring comes Hiroshi Tanahashi to a thunderous ovation.)



(fans are chanting his name as he enters the ring.)

Tanahashi: Please forgive my intrusion. But I thought I heard someone say #1 contender. So I think you must talk about me. At Xtreme Warfare had best match of year for XWA against Okada. But ever since I get no rematch either.

(Now they all start talking at once. Paul Heyman comes out and says he already knows who the number 1 contender is. But before he can speak Snoop Dogg comes out.)

Snoop: You cats are bugging. We gonna settle this at SPRING BREAK fo Shizzle! The 3 of you are going to have a #1 contender Triple threat match. And the winner gets the shot at UNREST 2016. Right here in B-More baby.

Dreamer: That's fine with me.

(The 3 men all look each over before leaving the ring. Camera focuses on Paul Heyman who looks frustrated.)

Cameron: We just added one more big match to SPRING BREAK!



Sytch: Well that was a big waste of time.

Saxton: How so?

Sytch: Three guys arguing over who gets to be beaten by Okada again. They could've just drawn straws.

Saxton: Well all 3 men lost in controversial fashion.

Sytch: You know who loses in controversial fashion? ...Losers.

Saxton: Up next. The return of Naomi.



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Saxton: Nice to see Naomi back after being injured at the hands of Trinity

Sytch: Well hopefully she learned her lesson and will stay out their way.

Saxton: She wasn't in their way. They just attacked her for no reason.

Sytch: Well I hope she learned to run away next time....


Kobra moon
Parts Unknown

vs

Naomi
Sanford, FL
Theme music: Amazing- CFO$

(Kobra Moon tries to take this to a mat battle but the athleticism of Naomi shines thru. She hits a pair of dropkicks. Then a Full Nelson Bomb. She ends it with the Booty Call.)

Winner: Naomi




Sytch: Eh. She looked okay.

Saxton: Are you kidding? She looked Amazing!

Sytch: You know Saxton, I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.

Saxton: Our Main Event, next. Stay with us.


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(We return to the office of Snoop Dogg and in comes Paul Heyman.)

Snoop: What's good Paul?

Heyman: Good? Nothing. You did it again. I already had the #1 contender chosen for UNREST and here you come undermining me.

Snoop: Paul... I'm the boss. How am I undermining you??

Heyman: I'm the GM here. You have to let me do my job!

Snoop: You're doing a great job. I just felt like making an... executive decision. Can't I do that in my own company? Or do I need to ask you permission???

Heyman: ... Of course not. It was a great call. I just wish we discussed it before I went out there is all.

Snoop: When I get the inspiration I just go with it. You got to be more flexible homie.

Heyman: Flexible... Got it....Homie.

(Heyman looks exasperated and leaves.)


(Backstage we see Cameron.)

Cameron: With me now is the newest addition to XWA. Darren Young and Kenny King. The Young Kings! Welcome Darren...

Young: Thank you, Cameron. You're looking great by the way.

King: She sure is...

Cameron: Aww thank you. The tag division here in XWA is pretty tough do you think you guys have what it takes?

King: Oh I know I have what it takes. We're ready to show everyone what the Young Kings are all about.

Young: Like my partner just said. We have it all. Youth, Power, Agilty and work ethic. After all I'm not "No Days Off" for nothing.

Cameron: Well it definitely shows. Good luck in your XWA TV debut next week.

King: Yo Cameron... What's up? You want to come hang after the show? We could Netflix and chill.

Cameron: What? Girl-Bye! Hey Darren, hold up!




Sytch: What do you guys see in her?

Saxton: Well she's not you. Let's send it back to Eden for our Main Event!


Eden: This is our Main Event!


Tongan Mob Bosses (Tama Tonga & Bad Luck Fale)
XWA Tag Team Champions
Theme Music: Shot Em- Brick

vs

reDRagon (Kyle O'Reilly & Bobby Fish)
World Tag Team Champions
Theme Music: Dance Away- Damn Valentines

(reDRagon haven't forgotten how the TMB defeated them for the XWA tag titles and are taking the fight to them. Bobby is using stick and move tactics to work over Fale. Tag in to Kyle who does the same. We can see frustration growing on the big man's face. He grabs a hold of Kyle but he breaks it and does a Striking Combo. He hits the ropes for the Nigel but eats a huge Lariat instead.

Fale Sends him into the turnbuckle and hits a Corner Avalanche. Tag into Tama who nails a Corner Dropkick on Kyle. Now TMB tag in and out and keep O'Reilly in their corner. Tama is working a Rear Chinlock. Kyle fights to his feet and does a Backpack Stunner! He crawls to his corner. Tama tags Fale who comes in and drops an Elbow across the lumber region of O'Reilly before he gets to his corner. Fale does a Scoop Powerslam for a 2 count. Tama hits a standing Frog splash! 1.. 2.. Bobby breaks it up!

Fale is in and looking for the Bad Luck Fall but Kyle slips out and hits the igel to the back of Fale knockig him ito Tama. Kyle scrambles best he can and tags a fresh Bobby Fish! Bobby s letting of shoot kicks to the chest of a kneeling Fale. Tama comes in and Fish gives him an Inverted Atomic Drop followed by a Flying Fish Hook (High knee). He turns back to fale and ducks a haymaker then starts peppering him with jabs.

Out runs Lauren. She is telling Tama Tonga to get back in there. She hands him one of the title belts to use as a weapon. But when he enters he is hit with Ax and Smash from O'Reilly. They hit a double dropkick to Fale and he falls back and gets locked up in the ropes. reDRagon grab Tama. Thet execute a Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker (Fish) / Diving knee drop (O'Reilly) combination. They signal to the crowd... Chasing the Dragon! Fish covers but the ref is tied up with Laure who has him by the collar complaining about reDRagon cheating. Fish slaps his own hand 3 times. Kyle pulls Lauren off the apron. Fale has freed himself and picks up the belt and hits Bobby on the back with it. Kyle runs in and Fale blasts him in the head with it. The ref sees this and calls for the bell.)

Winners by DQ: reDRagon

(Fans are hot with the actions from the Bullet Club. Kyle is holding his head in pain. They leave to a nice ovation.)




Saxton: Damn. reDRagon had that won, Lauren saves the Tongan Mob Bosses from being pinned.

Sytch: Says you. Tama Tonga would have kicked out. Lauren had to do something. reDRagon was cheating!

Saxton: Well.. you are an expert on cheating. That'a all our time. See you next week!

Sytch: What do you mean I'm an expert?