WWF # 27 Battle Royal
iBrock now with 15 rolling German Suplexes !!! He starts squeezing on Hogan’s ribs . He goes for another , Hogan with the block , turns in , Belly to Belly of his own . Brock staggers up …….. Ace Bomber by Hogan !!! Hogan covers 1…2…3 !!!! You’re winner and still WWF Heavyweight Champion .
Post match Lesnar raises Hogan’s hand and walks up the aisle . Inoki gets in the ring . Hogan bows , Inoki doesn’t . He just stares him down . Hogan backs slowly out if the ring.
Doc and Dibiase end up reversing Davey into the corner, where he hits the post shoulder-first. They then spend the next few minutes working over Davey’s arm and shoulder. Dibiase hits a shoulderbreaker, but chooses to pull Davey up before the 3 count. Davey fights back and Dynamite starts to climb to the top rope. Davey reverses Dibiase and throws him head-first into Dynamite, who goes flying to the floor. Davey then pins Dibiase for the 3 count, to win the titles!
. Jericho now has him and goes for the Liontamer but Liger kicks free and rolls him up twice for near falls. Jericho goes for a powerbomb but Liger lands on his feet but Jericho is able to get him in the Lion Tamer and it is over.
Juice runs in and nails Benoit with the Pedigree before jumping over into the audience and pretending like he didn't do anything. In the ring, White slowly gets up and puts an arm over Benoit just as the ref gets up, 1..........2........NO!!! White can't believe it!! White sets up for the Blade Runner, but Benoit uses his momentum and rolls White up for the pinfall. Juice and the Gunn Club storm the ring and help White put a beating on Benoit. White takes the J-Cup trophy and nails Benoit with it. Then White has the NJPW Junior title....... White looks it over then drops it on Benoits chest.
Gordon : And there you have it . Action from the last night of the Super J Cup . I’m Gordon Solie and we are coming to you live from the WGN Broadcast Museum Studio . Next week we will becoming to you for the annual Friday Night Spooktacular. We have a great ……
Chris Benoit comes out wearing the NJPW Super J belt .
Benoit : Sorry to interrupt Gordon . Jay White I hope you’re watching you disrespectful snot nose punk . You disrespected NJPW . You disrespected the great Japanese fans . You disrespected the tradition of the J Cup . Well Mr . White you want to play gang banger , come on bring your 2 buddies to the Spooktacular. We’ll have a Survivor Series Match . This time , I’ll make you tap like the bitch you are !
Gordon : Well Mr . Benoit one has to wonder do you have partners ?
Voice : Of course he does Gordon .
Gordon : Wait a minute . Kevin and David Von Erich !
Kevin : That’s right , this man came to us asking for help . Well our family have dealt with this kind of stuff our whole lives.
David : So we took up arms , Jay White , Gunn boys you wanna fight , well we like a good fight . See you at the Spooktacular .
Thank you gentlemen . When we come back , we’ll talk to the WWF Heavyweight Champion Hulk Hogan .
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Gordon : Welcome back and joining me now the WWF Heavyweight Ch……
Hogan staggers out if the back a bloody mess . Inoki soon follows . Heenan right behind him . Inoki puts on a version of a Sleeper .
Hogan is passing out .
Heenan : Take a look Solie , that’s exactly what’s going to happen to Hogan at the Spooktacular . This man is the most dangerous man in professional wrestling today . Tonight , you see the beginning of the end . Next week the whole world will witness the death of Hulkmania!
Greg Valentine and Randy Savage run out . They are met by Andre The Giant and HHH come out . All hell breaks loose.
Gordon : We got to get order restored. We’ll be back .
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Out of the break the Pack is standing with Bobby Heenan
Gordon : Well gentlemen this is quite a surprise .
Tully : Gordon after last week the Pack realized a few things . In order to do what we want we need an insurance policy . The good old boy network of Tommy Rich and flavor of the week Bob Armstrong will not be putting their noses in Pack business anymore . Meet our insurance policy .
Bobby Heenan : You see , these men are 3 elite athletes that have been taken advantage of . Politics have come into play . This man here , Tully Blanchard a genius IQ level , might be higher than mine . A former AWA Television & Heavyweight Champion , a victim of politics .
This man , HHH the longest running AWA Heavyweight Champion a victim if politics . This man , Sean Waltman who has never been part of the NWA subsidiaries , one of the most controversial, yet talented individuals in this business a victim of politics . Well , that all ends today . My job is to see they are put in the finest hotels . Have first class travel and making sure men like the Hogan’s, The Savage’s and Rich’s along with the McMahon Family doesn’t play politics .
Gentlemen , there is one more insurance policy that I’m offering . A 7’4 486 pound insurance policy . My personal policy. Andre The Giant . Watch what he does to average men in a 4 on one handicap match.
Andre The Giant vs Mike George , Scott Armstrong , Mike Jackson and Mark Rocco : At the bell , George suffers a headbutt . Andre clotheslines Rocco and Jackson out of the ring . Then a chokeslam on Scott Armstrong . Then George tries to get back into the fight and gets a chokeslam on George . Armstrong is back up and Andre powerbombs him right on top of George . Andre stands on top of both them . George’s shoulders are down for the 3 .
Gordon : An impressive victory as Bobby Heenan is passing out what I’m guessing I victory cigars to the Pack , Andre The Giant and Antonio Inoki .
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Antonio Inoki ( w/ Bobby Heenan ) vs Greg Valentine : Valentine takes the fight to Inoki gets him in the figure four even . The ref checking on Inoki doesn’t see Heenan reach in and gouge the eyes of Valentine . Valentine staggers up and gets caught with a Yakuza Kick by Inoki for 3 .
Gordon : Well it seems Mr. Heenan has had it his way tonight . When we come back , the NJPW J Cup winner and Junior Heavyweight Champion Chris Benoit in action .
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Chris Benoit vs El Santo : Good back and forth match , Benoit wins with a diving headbutt . He shakes Santo’s hand then goes to the podium .
Benoit : Hope you’re watching Bullet Club . Gordon , bring out those Von Erichs .
Kevin & David Von Erich vs Stevens and Patterson : The Bay Area Bad Boys put up a fight , but a springboard Larait by David sends Stevens down . David tags his brother who finishes Stevens with the Claw .
Gordon : An impressive showing by these 3 gentlemen. When we come back , we will hear from the NWA World Heavyweight Champion Randy Savage and he will be in action as well .
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Randy Savage ( Nontitle ) vs Paul Burchill : Savage has a bit of trouble Burchill is no push over . Ends with a bodyslam and Flying Elbow Drop by Savage .
Gordon : Well as promised the NWA World Heavyweight Champion , The Macho Man Randy Savage.
Gordon : It seems like HHH never learns . You want a shot , you got it . Yeah . Everyone wants a shot at the Macho Man and then they cry when they lose . Dig It . Now I look up and my best friend is in a match with Seth Rollins at SNME . Seth Rollins , even if you don’t win , the Macho Man will gladly beat you anytime anywhere .
Gordon : Thank you sir . The World Heavyweight Champion Randy Savage .
When we come back a huge battle Royal . $100, 000 on the line in our main event .
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Battle Royal :
Brock Lesnar eliminated Sean Waltman , Undertaker and Bob Armstrong .
Lesnar gets eliminated by Patera and Blackwell who work together to eliminate 11 others. Ricky and Robert surprise them by dropkicking them over the top rope .
Andre eliminates both of them .
Andre gets hit in the back of the head with a chair . It’s Greg Valentine . He hits him Shan and again and finally knocks him out of the the ring . Valentine is your winner of $100, 000 .
Heenan is livid as he joins Gordon at the podium .
Heenan : Ok Valentine I’ve about had it with you pal . Listen up you ham and egger because we are gonna end you once for all . Andre wants a match .
Vince comes to the podium .
Vince : Ok , but the WWF won’t be held responsible. It will be a lights out match at the Spooktacular .
Heenan : That’s fine by us . Valentine just signed his death certificate.
Vince : And Gordon while we are here let’s run down the Spooktacular.
WWF Friday Night Spooktacular :
Tommy Rich vs Tully Blanchard
Chris Benoit & Kevin / David Von Erich vs The Bullet Club Survivor Series
Tiger Mask vs Jushin Thunder Liger
WWF Tag Team Titles : Blackwell & Patera vs The Rock N Roll Express
WWF Heritage Championship The Rock vs Shawn Michaels
NWA World Television Title Chris Adams vs Taz
WWF Heavyweight Title Hulk Hogan vs Antonio Inoki
NWA World Heavyweight Title Randy Savage vs HHH
Lights Out Death Match Greg Valentine vs Andre The Giant
Gordon and there you have it . We will be live from the Philadelphia Spectrum and carried on WGN . I’m Gordon Solie . We will see you next week for the Friday Night Spooktacular.
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