WWF # 23 : New Beginnings
As the show opens we see highlights of last weeks Fall Classic including
Blackwell & Patera winning the WWF Tag Titles over Orton and Batista
WWF Television Title holder Taz beating Tommy Rich .
WWF Cruiserweight Champion Chris Benoit losing the title to Owen Hart .
Randy Savage retaining the NWA World Heavyweight Title over Terry Funk .
Hulk Hogan beating HHH for the WWF Heavyweight Title .
Vince McMahon is standing in the middle of the ring .
Vince : Hello Brooklyn. Welcome to the gorgeous Brooklyn Paramount Theatre. It’s great to be back in a WWF ring . Each week we will bring you exciting action from Illinois , Indiana , New York , Pennsylvania, Washington DC . This week we have four big matches tonight in the next 90 minutes .
Tag Team Action an invasion of sorts . Adam Cole and Walter from Progress taking on our guys Shawn Michaels and The Rock . All four of these men will be in Wargames . Gordon Solie will be joined on guest commentary by Curt Hennig and Razor Ramone .
Taz will defend the WWF Television Title tonight against El Santo .
How about some Super Junior Heavyweight action . Tiger Mask taking on Ultimo Dragon !
Tonight though we begin with Nick Bockwinkle and Ole Anderson the new Minnesota Wrecking Crew taking on The Bay Area Bad Boys . Here are your host Gordon Solie and Bobby “ The Weasel “ Heenan .
Heenan : Oh that smart mouth kid thinks he’s funny . He’s lucky he’s the boss’s grandson.
Gordon : Hello fans and welcome in addition to the matches announced here tonight , I will be having a conversation with the World Heavyweight Champion Randy Savage . Also the Brain’s Library, a new segment , you will be talking to the WWF Heavyweight Champion , Hulk Hogan .
Heenan : That’s right Solie and Hogan don’t think you’re getting off easy pal . I’m a broadcast journalist, I’ll ask harder questions than Wolfe Blizter .
Gordon : When we come back , tag team action .
Nick Bockwinkle & Ole Anderson vs The Bay Area Bad Boys : The hatred between these four comes into play right away . They brawl in and out of the ring . The ref has no choice but to toss out the match .
Gordon : A peirsixer here .
Heenan : Solie , someone needs to control Bockwinkle and Anderson , they almost ran into me . They can’t be doing that . I’m a broadcast journalist.
Gordon : When we come back Randy Savage will join me . We’ll be back .
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Gordon : Welcome back and joining me now the Macho Man Randy Savage . The NWA World Heavyweight Champion . Well sir , last week you had a match with Terry Funk and a win without controversy however .
Savage : Ya know Gordon Solie , sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do . Bent the rules a little yeah . Would I do it again, yeah . You see the Macho Man ain’t here to make friends or kiss babies Gordon Solie … Dig it . Do I like the crowd cheering me of course . Will I fight fare and be a role model no , because Gordon Solie , the cream rises to the top and I plan on being on top for a long time . Ohhhhhhh …….
The Lights Go Out ! “Are ya scared !!!! “ American Bad Ass by Kid Rock hits Undertaker is standing in front of Savage .
Taker : Why does Terry Funk get a title shot and I get stuck in a free for all ??! Savage you beat me fair and square. I don’t think you can do it again .
Savage : Well brother , let’s find out . Saturday Night’s Main Event . You and me one more time .
Taker : See you October 7th !
The lights go out . When they come back up , Taker is gone . Savage looks on , rather angry .
Gordon : You heard it here . NWA World Heavyweight Title will be on the line . Randy Savage in a rematch against the Undertaker !! We’ll be back !!
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Ultimo Dragon vs Tiger Mask : The two men are evenly match . They exchange strikes and a lot of high flying action . Dragon misses an Asi Moonsault. Tiger rolls him in and goes for Tiger Driver 86 , but Ultimo’s feet hit the ref . Tiger tries to revive the ref and Ultimo mist Tiger . From there he hits an Ultimo Bomb and covers . The ref is alert . 1…..2….3 !!!
Gordon : And Ultimo Dragon with a rather controversial win here ?
Heenan : But it’s still ok if Savage cheats ! You know Solie I could accept the fact you’re uneducated, but a hypocrite? This a new level for you.
Gordon : All I said was ….
Heenan : I know what you said , Solie . We all heard it . It’s my job to report the facts .
Gordon : Oh boy . We’ll be back.
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WWF Television Title Taz vs El Santo ; Santo surprises Taz by taking the fight right to him . He hits a spinning head scissors that flings the champion out of the ring . Santo with a Suicida . He rolls Taz on the ring and comes off the top rope with a dropkick . From there he hits a back breaker . He covers 1….2….Nooooo! Taz kicks out . Santo locks in the Octopus Stretch , Gordon talks about how he won the Junior Heavyweight Title in the AWA with this move . Taz finds the ropes . Taz gets out of the ring . Santo goes our after him, leaping clothesline by Taz . An over the head belly to belly puts Santo back on the ring . Santo staggers up and Taz locks on the Tazmission ! Santo passes out .
Gordon : One of the most dominant television champions in the NWA .
Heenan : He’s no Chris Adams , Solie .
Gordon : Perhaps the two should meet soon .
Heenan : And perhaps you should get a new rug . That one is starting to wear out on your head .
Gordon : When we come back . You will have Hulk Hogan in the Brain’s Library.
Heenan: The rating are about to sky rocket.
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Heenan : Ok all you humanoid shut your mouths . Boo all you want , but this mic can go louder . Now shut up . Ok look , the Brain’s Library will go on regardless of how much noise you make . My first guest is the ham and egger himself , Hulk Hogan !!!
Eye of the Tiger echos through the Brooklyn Paramount Theater. The fans go crazy as the WWF Heavyweights Champion makes his way to the set . Chants of “ Hogan , Hogan , Hogan “ fill the air .
Heenan : Settle down. Ok look pal , let’s just cut to the chase . The only reason you have that title pal is because Andre The Giant allows it .
Hogan : Look dude , I’ve beaten that big stinking ugly giant so many times it’s not funny . But if you want to get him up in the ring one more ti……
Brock Lesnar comes in and attack Hogan from behind . A clothesline to the back of the head , followed by a release German Suplex .
Heenan : That’s enough Brock , we can’t take the title from him if he’s laying in a hospital bed . See you at Saturday Night’s Main Event Hogan !!!
Gordon : We have to get order restored . We’ll be back .
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Gordon : Welcome back . Joining me now in guest commentary for our main event , two of the men who will be involved in Wargames for the National Heavyweight Title , Razor Ramone and Mr . Perfect Curt Hennig . Gentlemen thank you for joining me .
Hennig : Gordon , it’s always a pleasure to sit by the Dean of Wrestling . I’m excited about scouting these guys tonight .
Razor : Hey Perfecto , you need not worry about those second rate guys in the ring . It’s the Bad Guy who is going to walk out of SNME with the gold Chico .
Solie : Gentleman please remember you are here as professionals . Looks like The Rock and Walter are starting things off here and Oooooo that chop across the chest by Walter will take the breath right out if you .
Hennig : His power is dangerous you have to stay away from him .
Razor : Sounds like you are running scared already Chico .
Gordon : Gentlemen please . A right hand by the Rock and now Walter firing back with another chop that sends Rock into the corner . Shawn Michaels gets the tag and wow !!! A Hurnacarana takes Walter over and out of the ring .
Hennig : HBK is gonna fly here Gordon !!!
Razor: Not anymore he’s not Perfecto Adam Cole just took him out with a back stabber .
Gordon : Walter now back in the ring and tags in Adam Cole . Cole with a leaping knee on Michaels . He’s setting him up and yessir … a Superkick!!! He covers 1…..2…..Noooo sir . The Rock breaks it up with a Samoan Drop .
Razor : Solie , HBK needs to get the tag here .
Gordon : And that he does !!! The Rock comes in and gets a Rock Bottom !!! 1……2……Noooooo !!!
Razor : Walter breaks it up with a kick to the head .
Hennig : Can you match power with Walter Ramone .
Razor : Want to find out Chico ???
Hennig ; Im sick of you . Maybe I will find out .
Ramone : Nothing but air and opportunity , Perfecto !
Razor tosses a tooth pick at Hennig .
Gordon : Wait a minute , Mr . Perfect just took out Razor Ramone with a Spinebuster !!! In the meantime Walter is back outside the ring and wow !!! A Plauncha by HBK !!! They just landed on Mr . Perfect . The two are exchanging blows on the floor . Adam Cole just sucker Superkicked The Rock and now he’s in the floor . Adam Cole is now on the top rope and he hits a double axe handle on Walter who shakes it off !! Ooooo a Powerbomb by Walter on the floor on Adam Cole . What is this Low blow by Razor on Walter and he hits a Razor’s Edge on Walter right through our announce table . We are out of time . Again I apologize but …..
Fade to black !!!
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