WWF # 8 : Battle Royal
Bob Costas : Hello fans , Bob Costas back with you this week . Brain , looks like the team is back .
Heenan : Great , back to carrying you again Costas .
Costas : We got a number of debuts tonight . We also have a Battle Royal to see who faces Paul Orndorff for the WWF Heavyweight Title. The WWF Television Champion kicks us off when we come back .
Heenan : A midget match Taz vs Hornswaggle !!!
Costas : We’ll be back .
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WWF Television Title Taz vs Jey Uso : In the early going , Jey’s speed comes into play . He gets off a Superkick, but Taz is in the ropes . He comes off the top for the Soman Splash , but Taz moves . Taz hits a variety of Suplexes . Late in the match he gets the Tazmission .
He grabs the house mic .
Taz : There seems to be some confusion by Kevin Nash . He said he had me beat last week . Well as I recall , I had you almost passed out when time ran out . Next week yo and me Nash no time limit . And after I beat you , Jimmy Snuka you’ve been quiet long enough . I’m Taz . The WWF Telescope Champions beat me if you can , survive if I let you.
Heenan : Costas next week Taz becomes a grease stain .
Costas : We’ll be back .
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Bob Backlund vs Great Kabuki : This match was made last week . Kabuki is taking the fight to Backlund , but misses a round house . Backlund’s catches him with a bridging Suplex , Larry Zbysko gets in the ring . Kabuki’s shoulders are down . Kabuki finally gets out of it and mist Backlund and then a spinning back kick just as the ref turns around . Kabuki gets the win .
Heenan : Glad Larry came out and told the ref Backlund had the tights .
Costas : Were we watching the same match ?
Heenan : Probably not , you’re always humming the theme song to the Bugs Bunny show in your head .
Costas : We’ll be back .
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Andre The Giant vs Duke of Dorchester : Andre wins with a Chokeslam .
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Dick the Bruiser vs El Toro : Bruiser heels it up and wins with a Polish Hammer.
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Battle Royal :
Andre
Big Cat Ernie Ladd
Larry Zbysko
Bob Backlund
Tito Santana
Dick The Bruiser
Kabuki
Jimmy Uso
Jey Uso
Typhoon
Earthquake
Early on most of the bigger guys are winning out , it comes down to Ladd , Andre , Earthquake , Typhoon and Tito . Ladd gets a big boot that puts out Earthquake. Andre clotheslines Typhoon over the top rope . Ladd and Andre tear into one another . They become so obsessed with each other , Tito grabs up Ladd’s foot and pushes on him and he and The Giant spill out of the ring . The two men fight all the way to the back .
Tito celebrates . Shane Douglas , Kevin Nash , Hulk Hogan and Orndorff hit the ring they have Tito surrounded while Heyman looks on and laughs ….
HUSS HUSS HUSS !!!
An angry Brody is storming his way down , Douglas goes to meet him .., clothesline from Brody .
Nash and Hogan go after him , but change their minds when The Road Warriors are by Brody’s side . Orndorff soins around right into a Flying Forearm from Tito . Orndorff bales and the crowd is chanting Tito’s name .
From there Jimmy Lennon gets in the ring and announces next Saturday Night at MSG
Bob Backlund vs Larry Zbysko
Johnny Rodz vs Ultimo Dragon
WWF Cruiserweight Title Chris Benoit vs Tiger Mask
Andre The Giant vs Ernie Ladd
WWF Tag Team Titles The Road Warriors vs Hogan & Nash
WWF Heavyweight Title Paul Orndorff vs Tito Santana
NWA National Heavyweight Title Randy Savage vs Earthquake
NWA Heavyweight Title The Undertaker vs Bruiser Brody
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