From the Olympic and shown on TBS
The show opens with video highlights,set to music, from the Royal Rumble and focusing on Y2J and JIMMY SNUKA winnin their world titles!
VINCE then brings out the inagural NWA Super Junior Heavyweight Champion... Y2J!!
The crowd boos as the arrogant champion makes his way out wearing the title!
VINCE:" Well i'd say congratulations are in order!"
Y2J:" Give me that damn mic McDoofus!
Last week on this priogram Itold each and everyone of you morons that I was going to go to the Royal Rumble,dominate that ladder match and win the Super Junior World title...and guess what??
I TOLD YOU SO!!! That may have been my easiest match ever ,yet all the so called experts and these fanboy marks living in their mommy's basement want to talk about how great that tattooed freak SUSHI did!
Well his waist went home empty and the ayatollah of rock and rolla is standing here lookingn pretty with all this gold around my waist!
So NWA wannabes...just sign your name on the dotted line and I'll be happy to show how good you are but show that at your best that you arent good enough!"
1st Match: The DEVIL'S DUO vs TONY GAREA /SD JONES
This match is surprisingly close and the DUO seem to be off their game a little!
A few minutes into the match and out comes CAPTAIN LOU ALBANO!
He calls the DOU over, they quick huddle on the floor,and when the DD return to the ring,they seem to have a fire lit under their ass and just destroy GAREA and JONES!
BUZZ ends things by damn near killingn JONES witha powerslam and pin!
Afterwards the trio make their way over to McMAHON!
VINCE:" LOU ALBANO,exactly what the hell is goingmon here?"
ALBANO" Well ya damn pea brain,isn;t it obvious? YThese two great atheletes are on to something big here in CCW and the NWA and with the CRockett Cup coming up on FEB 4th,they just need that little edge...that little push to greatness and who better that the guiding light to lead them to their destined greatness?"
SULLIVAN:" That's absolutely correcy VINNY MAC! Now that we have the CAPTAIN steering this crazy ship,who the hell has a chance against us?"
BUZZ:" And SHEEPHERDERS....you to idiots will be the first example made of at the Crockett Cup as we go on to win the NWA World Tag Team titles!"
2nd Match: RAZOR RAMON vs BRIAN COSTELLO
RAZOR basically just gets a workout here and finally ends thigs with the Razor's Edge!
3rd Match:TONY ATLAS vs ED WISKOWSKI
A damn good back and forth match that ends when ATLAS overpowers ED and gorilla press slams the big polish prince and gets the pin!
A thing to note is that during this match,BAD NEWS BROWN comes out to observe the match!
BIG VAN VADER storms the set and strats screaming at McMAHON: WHERE'S THATB PUNK SID VICIOUS??? GETB HIS ASS OUT HERE!!"
Before VINCE can even say anything,out comes SID VICIOUS and him and VADER have a helluva brawl!
It takes all of the security and even some wrestlers from the back to sepearte these two behemoths and get some order restored!
4th Match: GINO HERNANDEZ vs RICK McGRAW
GINO comes out to everyone's surprise with the GRAND WIZARD!
Both men seem happy here as GINO is on his game tonight and handles McGRAW as the WIZ voices his approval!
GINO ends things with a slingshot suplex!
5th Match: NIKITA KOLOFF w/ JIMMY HART vs TOM MAGEE
MAGEE is a big strong guy who has a little success but a russian sickle takes care of that nonsense and he gets pinned!
VINCE:" Fans...i'd like to bring out the inagural Royal Rumble winner and the NWA WORLD Television Champion...JIMMY "SUPERFLY" SNUKA!"
The crowd pops huge as SNUKA comes out with the world tv title draoed over his shoulder!
VINCE:" First of all congratulations!"
SNUKA:" Thank you bruddah! I first wanna thank all the great fans for their support in getting behind me ! Now i will say that this was one of the hardest things i have ever had but i did my best and am happy to represent the NWA and CCW with this championship!"
All of a sudden CCW TV Champ RODDY PIPER COMES OUT!
PIPER:" Well,well,well! Look who we got out here! Ol monkey boy out here showing off his little piece of tin...a trinket!
Well ypu winning that world title is a slap in the face to any real champion...like myself! "
SNUKA:" First of all ,i dont take crap from a guy that wears a skirt! And if you feel froggy..then leap bruddah!"
PIPER goes to hit SNUKA but the world champ blocks it and starts laying in chops to PIPER!
SNUKA drags PIPER to the ring and commences to laying an ass whipping on the scotsman!
However out comes DR D DAVID SHULTZ to help PIPER out!
Theyb start giving SNUKA a beatdown when STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN comes in and starts opening a can of whoop ass until SNUKA recovers enough to help AUSTIN clear the ring as the crowd pops huge!!
END OF SHOW!
