The show opens up with closing moments of the finals of the UWF Tournament between Lex Luger and Mr. Perfect at the Royal Rumble........
Hennig rolls inside the ring as Luger begins to pull himself up on the ringapron. Perfect is arguing with the ref. As Luger is about to enter the ring...... CORNETTE NAILS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE TENNIS RACKET! Hennig grabs Luger....... PERFECTPLEX! 1.........2.........3! MR. PERFECT IS THE UWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Jim Ross: "Hello once again wrestling fans and welcome to another exciting edition of UWF! You seen at the top of the show we have a new UWF Heavyweight champion, in Mr. Perfect! He defeated Lex Luger, with a little help from Jim Cornette, I may add to necome the first UWF Heavyweight champion! Also that night at the Royal Rumble we seen Chris Jericho win the NWA Super Junior title, as well as Jimmy Snuka winning the NWA World tv title! Congratulations to both those men! But right now, we take you up to the ring where we see Jim Cornette standing by!" Jim Cornette: "Ladies and Gentlemen, when I came here to the UWF my Momma gave me the all the money needed to make sure that I had all the championship gold! And at the Royal Rumble, Mr. Perfect and myself played Lex Luger like a drum! Luger is so dumb that it takes him an hour and a half to watch sixty minutes! And now I present to you the very first YWF Heavyweight champion, and my Mommas favorite wrestler...... Mr. Perfect!" Jim Cornette: "But now I want to address the biggest travesty in all of pro wrestling! The Crockett Cup starts this coming weekend, and it's criminal to say the greatest tag team in the entire NWA, the Midnight Express isn't in it! So therefore any teams that win the Cup should have an asterisk next to their name until they Van beat us! But don't get down, because once again, my Momma has came through! And I personally sent out an open invitation to any team in the NWA to come here and face us so we can back up what we say..... and that is the Midnight Express is by far the greatest tag team going today! So who's it gonna be boys? Who wants a shot at greatness?" As Cornette gives the Express some last minute encouragement, out comes....
Match One: Brian Pillman & Z-Man vs The Midnight Express for the UWF tag team titles Eaton and Pillman to start, clean break from Eaton. Lock-up again, push to the ropes. Beautiful right from Eaton, chops from Pillman. Pillman and Eaton wrestle around with Pillman landing dropkicks, scoop slams in stereo with Z-Man and monkey flips on The Midnight Express. Noggin-knocker and a sling-shot clothesline. Zenk and Condrey are in, kicks from Condrey. Drop-downs and leapfrogs before Zenk lands arm-drags, Condrey dropkicks Eaton by mistake. Dropkick by Zenk, Condrey is bounced around the challengers. Cornette talks advice with Condrey. Pillman is in there with Condrey and Condrey eats an arm-drag. Condrey pokes the eye and tags Eaton who ends up in the arm-drag once more. Pillman has the arm but Eaton breaks free with a massive right, sunset flip with Pillman rolling through and surviving a monkey flip to deck Eaton with a dropkick. Pillman arm-drags Condrey. Tag to Zenk, throat thrust by Condrey, then misses the elbow and Zenk arm-drags Condrey.
Zenk sends Condrey into Eaton with an atomic drop, Zenk lands an arm-drag on Eaton and works the wrist. Eaton pulls the hair for an advantage, Pillman swaps in with Zenk. Eaton sends Pillman to the floor, Eaton meets the buckle. Diving sunset flip for two, tag to Zenk who lands a back body-drop. Zenk back-drops Eaton to the floor. Condrey is yanked in and eats a dropkick. Double hip-toss on Condrey. Zenk and Pillman work the arm of Eaton, axe handles on the arm. Eaton looks to Corny for advice, Eaton grabs the head of Pillman but nothing changes thus far. Eaton pulls the hair and Pillman shoves off some great strength and monkey flips Eaton before Pillman misses a clothesline.
Pillman lands on the floor and is drilled with a neck-breaker. Condrey kicks Pillman off the apron onto the guardrail. Hot-shot and a clothesline from Condrey, tag to Eaton. Snap-mare with a neck-breaker and elbow drop for two. Condrey smacks Zenk before choking Pillman with the middle rope. Condrey distracts the referee, Eaton chokes Pillman. Drop toehold into the elbow drop combination for two by the champs. Condrey lands kicks to the ribs then throws Pillman to the floor. Zenk is distracted once more. Condrey hurls Pillman into the guardrail. Condrey is caught in a sunset flip but Eaton distracts the referee, Pillman could have won the match. Eaton lands a scoop slam and goes high, diving elbow drop for two.
Eaton drags Pillman to his corner. Condrey comes in and gets caught in a small package for two. Eaton comes back in, clubbing blows by Eaton and a tag to Condrey. Forearm from Condrey then scoop slam.. Eaton drills Pillman with rights, Pillman tries yanking Eaton off but Eaton lands a thumb to the eye. Alabama Jam by Eaton! 1......2......NO! Pillman manages to powerslam Eaton and, Zenk gets the tag. Right hands by Zenk, Irish whip and back body-drop. Elbow for Condrey. Sleeper on Condrey. He escapes thanks to Eaton. Russian Leg-sweep and a Rocket Launcher for two. Eaton whips Zenk to the buckle. Eaton misses the monkey flip. Pillman wants back in, Zenk lands his diving crossbody, 1......2...... but Condrey makes the save. Condrey lands an enzuigiri to the back of the head and Eaton lands a small package for the win! Cornette and the Express celebrate the win, knowing they was just in a war!
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Jim Ross: "Welcome back fans! I'm being joined now by the owner of the UWF, "Cowboy" Bill Watts. And I'm told you have an announcement to make?" Bill Watts: "I actually have a couple of things Jim! Things are starting to fall in place for everyone involved in the NWA. And one of the things I'm proud to be part of is the UWF's first huge show coming up on February 22nd, called Welcome to the Jungle! But my second announcement will coincide with that event. We all know that at the Royal Rumble, Jimmy Snuka became the NWA World tv champion. Well starting right here next week, we will begin an 8 man elimination tournament. And the finals of that tournament will take place at Welcome to the Jungle, where we crown the UWF TV Champion!" Bill Watts: "I am currently in negotiations with many talents and will have match announcements coming soon for that huge show where you can bet, we are gonna Hook Em Up!" This brings out "Gentleman" Chris Adams!
Chris Adams: "Pardon the interruption Bill, but I couldn't help but overhearing you in the back. And before I go on, let me be the first to congratulate Jimmy Snuka on becoming the NWA World tv champion! I was one of the last few men in that match against him! And unfortunately I came up just a little short in my quest to become champion. That being said, I heard you mention Welcome to the Jungle! I would also like to be the first man to challenge Snuka for a match for his title at that show!" Bill Watts: "I tell you what.... I would have to be inclined to agree with you Chris! As you said you was one of the final men in that Rumble match. And I don't see why you......." Watts is interrupted by the appearance of Arn Anderson!
Arn Anderson: "Now let's wait here just a minute! Before you just start handing out title shots like they was Christmas presents, Bill Watts, let's not forget that I was the man who started the Rumble. And if I must say since myself, put up a pretty damn good showing g myself! So if your looking for a challenger for Snuka..... look no further than "Double A!" Bill Watts: "You also make a valid point Arn! But right now I feel like we are wasting all these people's time by coming out here doing all this talking. And in my opinion, there's only one fair way to do this. And that's for you two to have a match right now! And I will sign the match for the winner to face Snuka at Welcome to the Jungle!" The fans pop as we have a huge impromptu match!
Match Two: Chris Adams vs Arn Anderson Anderson shakes hands with Adams, the two of them quite familiar with one another, and then they begin feeling each other out with chain wrestling.
It’s all fair, and Adams is a step ahead of Arn, frustrating AA, who eventually has to hit a nut-busting reverse atomic drop that he sort of regrets, but it’s just instinct for Arn to go to that when he’s losing. He wins with some not-so-nice tactics, too, headbutting Adams in the gut, then grabbing the rope when Adams goes for a dropkick, coming back with the DDT. Arn plays to the crowd a little bit, then covers Adams, 1.......2.......NO!!! Adams kicks out and Arn can't believe it! Arn begins arguing with the ref now about the count. Adams regains his senses and clotheslines Arn over the ropes to the floor. Adams follows Arn out and they do some brawling. Adams gits a superkick that sends Arn shoulder first into the steel post! Adams rolls back in the ring as the ref counts to 10! Adams wins the match via a countout. But then after a few moments, the ref realizes there's more to this as Arn is not moving outside the ring. The ref calls for medical assistance as we go to break.
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We come back from break and see sevetal EMT's attending to Arn and putting g him on a stretcher as several wrestlers, including Chris Adams watches on as they put Arn in an ambulance.
Jim Ross: "Fans, we all know that the sport of professional wrestling is a tough one. And they don't come any tougher than Arn Anderson. We don't know the severity of the injury Arn has taken. But we will try and have more for you as we get it. We will be right back!" ***COMMERCIAL BREAK ***
Match Three: Stan Hansen & Ted DiBiase vs The Jive Tones Hansen and DiBiase are all business from the get go. Hansen just mauls Pez, beating him with hard kicks and a lariat before tagging DiBiase in who hits a suplex followed by a powerslam to get the win.
Jim Ross: "Bygawd, Dibiase and Hansen don't get paid by the hour, and it's pretty clear they are ready for the Crockett Cup this weekend where they will face the Road Warriors in the first round!" Ted DiBiase: "You better believe we're ready! Stan and I have three goals in the month of February. That's to defeat the Road Warriors in the first round of the Crockett Cup and prove we aren't just some flavor of the week. Then hopefully we get our hands on the Freebirds sometime in the Cup tournament, and finally bring those NWA World tag titles home with us to the UWF! Hawk..... Animal...... we know you guys are badassed. But I'm telling you and any other team out there...... don't sleep on Dibiase and Hansen!" ***COMMERCIAL BREAK ***
Match Four: David Von Erich vs The Destroyer There’s a slow feeling out process to start, with each man testing the other, before David secures a firm side headlock, grounding a game Destroyer. Then Destroyer does his best to get something going against the ropes only to end up on the mat trapped in an arm bar. Back on their feet Destroyer tries a low knee to cool Von Erich off but the knee only ticks David off. David fires up, landing a few right hands before catching Destroyer with a high knee coming off the ropes. Von Erich then fires Destroyer into the turnbuckles, flooring Destroyer before landing a pair of reverse knee drops from the second rope and a final Von Erich claw for the pinfall at 4:09. As the replay is being shown, Von Erich joins Ross at the commentary area......
David Von Erich: "Jim Ross, I know your a busy man, so, I'm gonna make this short and sweet! Two weeks ago I was in that ring battling Harley Race when some kind of...... I don't even know what to call him...... because he ain't no man. What's his name? Adrian Street came out here and kissed me on national television! Street..... I don't know what you are! But I'm a proud Texan! A place where men are men! And don't go around wearing makeup and kissing other men! But I tell ya son, you want my attention...... you got it! And somewhere real soon, I'm gonna show you what being a real man is all about!" ***COMMERCIAL BREAK ***
Match Five: Mario Mancinni vs "Playboy " Buddy Rose Rose once again gets irritated as the ring announcer declared hom weighing in at 271lbs! Rose demands that he is 217lbs and with the first ever NWA rankings coming out soon, he says he will obviously be #1 in the Super Junior division.
Mancinni actually gets to bump Rose around with his hip tosses and dropkicks in the early going but Rose slingshots him to the floor and then starts working him over. Buddy catches Mario with a back breaker yo get the victory.
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Main Event: Darby Allin vs Jake "The Snake " Roberts Jake demanded thos match aftet Darby cost Jake a shot of becoming the NWA National champion. Allin immediately dropkicks Jake knocking him outside and goes for a Tope, but Jake catches him and throws him into the barricade. Roberts chokes Allin, holding him up on the ring post with one hand, until Allin rakes his eyes. Back in the ring, Allin flies at Roberts but gets swatted down by Jake. Allin jumps on Roberts’s back but he throws him off and then hits a pair of suplexes.
Jake beats on Allin in the corner and lifts him up to the top rope but Allin kicks him off and then dives off the top rope only to eat a lariat in midair. Jake picks Allin up by his belt loop and throws him clear across the ring. Allin rolls out to the floor and Jake Ragdolls him into the barricade. He tosses Allin into the barricade on the other side of ringside before rolling him back in the ring. Roberts throws Allin back out to the floor and taunts the crowd as he tries to get a countout win.
Jake continues to thrash Allin as Ross says on commentary that the ref may want to thonk about stopping this. Allin manages to wrap his hands around Roberts legs and trip him and pull him out to the floor. Allin then hits a Cannonball Suicida through the ropes onto Jake on the floor. In the ring, Allin hits a Coffin Splash but Jake catches a second attempt and locks him in a Sleeper. Allin goes for the reversal in the corner but Roberts bitch slaps the hell out of him and then hangs him up in the Tree of Woe. Jake chops the hell out of Allin and goes for a running knee but Allin lifts himself up to avoid it.
Allin hits a Code Red for a nearfall and follows up by going up top...... he wants the coffin drop! But before he can jump off the lights go off and the arena is dark for sevetal moments! After a few the lights come back on and we see.........
Jimmy Jacobs!!
Jacob's slides on the ring and clotheslines Darby down. Then him and Jake pound on Darby before Jake grabs Darby and hits the DDT! Jake lifts Darby up and Jacob's nails Darby in the forehead with his steel spike! Jacob's the kneels over Darby and hits him with the spike sevetal more times, bloodying Darby up! Jake slithers across the mat next to Darby and the cametas overhear him telling Darby "Welcome to the Darkside!" as show fades to black