Taped at the Olympic in Los Angeles and televised on TBS!
VINCE McMAHON runs down gthe info on this Saturday's ROYAL RUMBLE and the ladder match for the Super Junior Heavyweight chamPIONSHIP!
Super Junior competitor CHRIS JERICHO speaks about the ladder match at the Royal Rumble!
JERICHO:" Tommorow night Y2J is gonna steamroll over everyone else and grab that gold!
I mean who's gonna stop me?
That hillbilly fromm Florida?
That kook from the weird family in Calgary?
That midget who is so damned ugly that he has to hide his face?
Or the tatooed freak who everyone seems to be afraid of??
This is gonna be easy!!"
1st Match: BADNEWS BROWN vs DOMINIC DENUCCI
BADNEW seems to be in a foul mood and takes it out on poor DOM!
It ends by pinfall with the Ghetto Blaster (SAVATE KICK to the back of the head)
RAZOR RAMON:"YO CHICO...Tomorrow night is the night of The Bad guy!
RAZOR RAMON is gonna slice and dice his way thru all these other yahoos and become the World Tv Champion!"
2nd Match:'GORGEOUS"GINO HERNANDEZ vs TONY GAREA
These two have a great match which pretty much stays scientific until the end when GINO gets a small package for the win...with the help of a handful of tights!
GINO makes a quick stop over to VINCE and states that on tv next week he will announce his manager!
3rd Match: STING vs BARON MIKEL SICLUNA
SICLUNA tries his usual foul tactics but STING is too much and after hitting a stinger splash in the corner he clamps on the scorpion deathlock and gets a submission win!
SHAWN MICHAELS:"Tomorrow night its time for the showstopper...the heartbreak kid...is going to show everyone exactly just why i am the greatest in ring performer in the world and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it!"
4th Match: BIG VAN VADER vs MAXX PAYNE
These two behemoths go at it tooth and nail until VADER overpowers MAXX and ends things with a Vader Bomb and pin!
VADER hits a 2nd Vader bomb on PAYNE and goes for a third when he is stopped and chased out of the ring by ...SID VICIOUS!!
JIMMY SNUKA:" BRUDDAH...tomorrow night it all goes down and the SUPERFLY is going to let the savage loose and win the Royal Rumble and become world television champion!"
5th Match: The FABULOUS ONES vs The CONQUISTADORS
A fast back and forth match which was quite even but the FABS are too talented and get the upperhand and KEIRN ends it by pinfall after a russian leg sweep!
VINCE goes to run down the show for next week when again he is interrupted by CCW TV champion-RODDY PIPER!
PIPER:"First of all...what the hell kind of show doesnt have their TV Champion even booked on the show?
This circus is about to get a reality check real soon and learn to not disrespect the best thing going here!
And even the NWA is disrespecting the greatest tv champ in the business by not invitng me to the Royal rumble!
They ,too, will learn from their mistakes!
In fact..."
All of a sudden the audience pops as out comes STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
AUSTIN:" PIPER....as usual,here you are again ...out here whining and crying !
Your ass got lucky to getb that little title in the first place and from what i can tell,you aint gonna have it for long !
So how about we just get you a can of whoop ass and shut you the hell up!"
Before PIPER can even reply,AUSTIN grabs PIPER and tosses him in the ring!
AUSTIN fires punches at the stunned PIPER who finally slumps in the corner as AUSTIN commences to stomp a mudhole in PIPER'S ass!
But while doing this,he doesn't realize that coming into the ring is DR.D DAVID SHULTZ who jumps AUSTIN and saves PIPER!
PIPER and SHULTZ continue the beatdown until its stopped by STING and PAT PATTERSON!
END OF SHOW!
