MICHAEL COLE welcomes the viewing audience and those in attendance!
He then shows video highlights of AUGUST ARMAGEDDON!
Next up COLE is in the ring and introduces the WWF Heavyweight Champion- MAGNIFICENT MURACO!
MURACO gets a big pop!
COLE:" Champ,it was one helluva battle at ARMAGEDDON but you came out on top!"
MURACO:" Well COLE...BRUNO isn't called The LIVING LEGEND for nuthin....but I don't call myself MAGNIFICENT just because it sounds good! ( crowd pops)
It wasn't easy and was the toughest match I have ever had in my career,but I proved to everyone that i am worthy of this title and now...DUSTY RHODES...been a long time my friend...but im challenging you for a shot at that world title! You've have proven time and time again just why you sre the top guy in the IWA and your list of conquests in defense of that title is impressive!
I have nothing but respect for you and all you have done and it would be an honor to get you back in that ring!"
The crowd pops as MURACO leaves the ring!
1ST MATCH- NICK BOCKWINKLE vs JOHNNY RODZ
RODZ tries his sneaky best but BOCK puts on a wrestling clinic! It's as though he is putting on a display as he uses numerous holds and counter holds as he pretty much does whatever he wants to with RODZ!
BOCK eventually puts away RODZ with a sleeper!
BOCK takes the house mic!
BOCK:" BRET HART...the so called Excellence of Execution! I'll admit that you surprised me in that first match we had but be informed,excellence is not a word I associate with you!
Good,adequate...hell, even very good would better describe you!
And when we meet again ,i will show you exactly what excellence is and just who that moniker best fits!"
2ND MATCH: SUPERSTAR BILLY GRAHAM w/LORD ALFRED HAYES vs TONY GAREA
GAREA is no easy task here and he gives SBG more trouble than he expected!
But SBG finally gets the upper hand (after some timely disractions by HAYES) and eventually over powers GAREA and ends it with a bear hug submission!
But SBG refuses to release the hold which causes HULK HOGAN to run in and break it for him !
HOGAN pounds away with right hands on the SUPERSTAR and only with HAYES getting into the fray,does SBG escape this ass whipping!
As they head back to the dressingroom,HOGAN calls for them to return which of course they decline to!
New WWF Tag Team Champions-The ZAMBUII EXPRESS come to the ring to a chorus of boos!
COLE:" First of all i guess congratulations should be in order...'
ELIJAH AKEEM grabs the mic from COLE!
AKEEM:"Just keep your mouth shut COLE! All everyone wanted to do was always talk about those punks-BLACK WALLSTREET! And we just stood in the shadows...doing all the dirty work...all the heavy lifting.. and not one thank you!!
BWS knew the smartest thing they could do was keep us busy and in the background...safely away from them!"
KAREEM MUHAMMAD takes the mic!
KAREEM:" HELL!! They thought they were something special...they were world champs because the ZX were the ones softening up everyone for them....but it turned out that THEY were the ones who were soft!
HELL....those two fools couldn't even get along after the ass whipping we gave them!
They are old news now!..I heard those clowns are still fighting each other ...most likely over cigarette butts and mad dog 20/20!"
AKEEM:" Now the WWF has some real champions and they are about to find out real soon ,along with those two fat and scared world champs,that we aren't playing games anymore! We are outta the shadows now and no one is safe anymore!"
The champs leave to a chorus of boos as is expected!
3RD MATCH:DAVEY BOY SMITH vs JOSE ESTRADA
ESTRADA is game but DBS is too damn powerful and hits a standing suplex,a hard clothesline and then a gorilla press slam before getting the three count!
After the match,DAVEY grabs the house mic and calls out WWF TV Champion- PAULA to face him and stop being a coward!
The crowd pops for this!
COLE is in the ring and brings out The LIVING LEGEND and inagural BUNKHOUSE CHAMPION-BRUNO SAMMARTINO!
COLE:" BRUNO...i know it was atough loss to swallow with MURACO but i gotta say that that was one hell of an effort!"
BRUNO:" Let me explain something to you! It's taking all of my effort to not knock the hell outta you right now!
As far as MURACO goes...i may have just underestimated him a little bit,but that won't happen next time!
And how the hell were the Bunkhouse finals held without even giving me an invite? Jealosy and envy is why!!
But Undertaker...probably the biggest mistake you made was winning that!
I've already showed you what its like to piss me off! I'm sure you still have the bruises to remind you!
You call yourself "The DeadMan",but when i'm done with you,you'll wish you were just that...DEAD!"
4TH MATCH- TONY ATLAS/ROCKY JOHNSON vs THE CONQUISTADOR
Basically a squash here as the masked men get in no offense at all and ends with ROCKY gettin a sunset flip pin fall!
5TH MATCH: "ROWDY" RODDY PIPER vs BARON MIKEL SICLUNA
BARON'S usual tactics have no use here as PIPER is crazier and just beats the shit outta him before using a running bulldog to get the pin!
Crowd pops as PIPER may well be the most popular wrestler in the WWF!
PIPER stares into the camera and says:' No more slimy snakes...now ol HOT ROD is digging for gold...you hear that PAULA? MJF? DUSTY? I WANT IT ALL!"
A taped prom from ALBANO,BJ MULLIGAN and BUNDY is shown!
ALBANO;"STUDD,u big,ignorant goof! For several weeks i gave you the chance to learn from the GUIDING LIGHT but you were too stupid to realize what a chance u had to be great !
But once you layed hands on the CAPTAIN it was time to teach you a lesson and a lesson is what you got!"
MULLIGAN:" That's exactly right LOU! and STUDD ,you were too stupid to taje that lesson and learn from it so we had to bring in he big man...the human wrecking ball!!!!!!!!!!!"
BUNDY:" And wrecked is what you got at ARMAGEDDON! And the funny thing is we have just got started! DUDD...better have eyes in the back of your head because you are gonna learn to never disrespect the CAPTAIN!"
6TH MATCH: OWEN HART vs LANNY POFFO
These two had a great match last time and this did not disappoint!
However the former IWGP Junior Champ seemed to have a bit of a chip on his shoulder and hiyt not one...but TWO moonsaults to get and easy pin!
MAIN EVENT
WWF TV TITLE
" MR. WONDERFUL" PAUL ORNDORFF w/ THE GRAND WIZARD vs DOMINIC DENUCCI
DOM is giving all sorts of trouble to the champ but once PAUL goes to the outside to confer with the WIZARD ,he comes back in the ring with some fire and soon hits the piledriver to retain his TV Title!
As PAUL celebrates hiw defense by posing in the ring,the crowd pops as DAVEY BOY SMITH ENTERS THE RING!
PAUL is STArtled but DBS grabs the house mic and challenges him to a title match next week as the crowd chants "PAULA! PAULA!
An angry ORNDORFF lets his emotions get the best of him and accepts as he and the GW then leave the ring as DAVEY has a big smile on his face!
END OF SHOW!