DAVE BROWN welcomes the fans in the studio and to those watching on tv!
Announces that LANCE RUSSELL is feeling a little under the weather and will return next week!
Announces that the main event will be a tv title defense as champion MASKED SUPERSTAR defends against AUSTIN IDOL!
1st Match: JIMMY "SUPERFLY" SNUKA w/JIMMY HART vs GENE LIGON
SUPERFLY is just a madman here and is throttling LIGON!
He finally ends it with a SUPERFLY leap to get his USWA debut win!
Up next the USWA Tag Team Champions:The SHEEPHERDERS w/JOHNNY ACE discuss the upcoming SURVIVOR SERIES match up!
LUKE WILLIAMS:" April 23rd in bloody Detroit is going to be one helluva night for the HERDERS!
Regardless of who we have to go thru,wether it's someone facing us across the ring or standing next to us,the HERDERS will not be denied! Right cousin?"
BUTCH MILLER:" You said it cousin! The best thing these blokes on our side is to just stay the bloody hell out of our way and let us do what we do best...beat people up!"
DAVE BROWN:" Well it would be an understatement to say that the SHEEPHERDERS are ready for Survivor Series!"
2nd Match: the SECOND GENERATION ELITE(SAMMARTINO/FLAIR) vs KEITH LARSEN/LARRY HAMILTON
The SGE 's teamwork is sharp and crisp as they just dominate this tag encounter!
They get the win after FLAIR hits a bulldog on LIGON follwed by a pin!
3rd Match: Making his USWA debut is RICKY STEAMBOAT!!
RICKY STEAMBOAT vs RICKY SANTANA
A fairly good back and forth scientific encounter that pleases the studio crowd that ends after STEAMBOAT hits a karate chop to the head from the top rope!
BROWN:" RICKY i'd like to welcome u to the USWA!"
STEAMBOAT:" Well DAVE,i am really looking forward to facing some of the toughest competition in the IWA!
I've fared very well everywhere i've been and i would hope to continue doing the same here!"
USWA Heavyweigh Champion: RICK RUDE w/JIMMY HART is out next and discusses the upcoming Survivor Series!
RUDE:" Well DAVE,on APRIL 23rd in god forsaken Detroit,looks like it'll be up to the RAVISHING One to take matters into his own hands if my team...yes...MY TEAM is going to come out on top!
I mean what a sad looking bunch of goofs i have on my team!
Ya got ONE MAN GANG..a big,immobile fat tub of lard that is STILL trying to beat Jim Duggan,of all people! How in the hell is going to help?
Then there's some guy named JEFF COBB...can someone please tell me who the hell that even is??
Then there's SHAWN MICHAELS...HBK...The Showstopper!
I thought this was a good addition until he started pandering to the fans and hanging out with that drug store cowboy!
Get in my way HBK, and i'll make sure you 'LOSE THAT PRETTY LITTLE SMILE"permanantley!
Then there's the chump himself...RIC FLAIR!He may actually be a little help if i can keep him from running away from that drunk STEVE AUSTIN and screaming like a little girl!
As expected ,it looks like ut's up to me to handle things!
Just like i'm going to handle this jabroni in that ring right now!"
4th Match: USWA Heavyweight Champion RICK RUDE w/ JIMMY HART vs SHANE DOUGLAS in a non title match!
DOUGLAS has the champ on the run for several minutes before a timely distraction gives RUDE the edge!
A Rude Awakening secures the win for RUDE!
Post match RUDE goes to hit a second Awakening when the fans pop as former IWA World Tv Champion JUNGLE BOY runs in an attacks the champ!!
JB has the element of surprise on his side and batters the champ from pillar to post !
Crowd is popping and the champ finally escapes out of the ring and scurries back to the dressing room with HART!
JUNGLE BOY:" RUDE....I haven't forgot about what you've done to me and the disrespect you've shown my sister!
Talking to you about it is a big waste of time so i figured a good old fashioned ass kicking might make you think twice before you do any of that crap again!
Now at SS,if you even make it there, you better quit bitching about your partners and start worrying about who's gonna be across that ring from you....ME!"
MAIN EVENT
USWA TV TITLE UP FOR GRABS
10 minute time limit
MASKED SUPERSTAR(C) vs the UNIVERSAL HEARTTHROB AUSTIN IDOL
These two spend several minutes beating the hell outta each other which unfortunately ends up a double count out!
DAVE BROWN:" What a war we just saw! I have a feeling that these two are not finished with each other!
Well fans,for the past several weeks the USWA has been receiving messages stating that "THE KING IS COMING HOME!
We;ve even seen several fans holding signs with the same message on it!
Well,the mystery is over,and i even saw him in the back,so let's see if we can get him to come out here!
Come on out KING!"
The audience pops as out comes JERRY"THE KING" LAWLER!!
LAWLER:(shakes DAVE'S hand) Well DAVE,i appreciate that introduction but i have to say....i have no idea where those messages or signs came from!
I mean i do consider myself the KING of MEMPHIS but that has nothing to do with me!
Maybe some fans heard that i was coming in to USWA and did it on their own!"
BROWN:" Well,regardless of who did it,WELCOME HOME!"
The two embrace as the crowd starts to yell and try to warn LAWLER!
LAWLER is attacked from behind by EDDIE GILBERT!
GILBERT even clotheslines BROWN for good measure!
GILBERT grabs a stunned LAWLER and posts him!
GILBERT then grabs a steel chair and clobbers LAWLER across the head,busting him open and knocking him out!
GILBERT:" HERE'S THE REAL KING OF MEMPHIS!! I TOLD YOU ALL THE KING WAS COMING HOME AND HERE I AM!
THIS PRTENDER TO THE THRONE IS A FALSE KING !!
I'M back to reclaim my kingdom and its going to be a damned bloody takeover!"
GILBERT takes his leave as the dressing room empties to tend to a hurt LAWLER!
END OF SHOW!!
