Blue Grass Rasslin # 22
Gordon Solie: Well hello there. We have a great show tonight. The Kentucky Light Heavyweight Title is on the line as Jungle Boy faces Rob Van Dam . Mr . Wrestling 2 is action ….
Wagner : You mean the fans at home get to be bored out of their mind again this week . I mean the only reason Wrestling 2 is relevant is because of me .
Gordon : As you can see Mr . Wagner is back with us . Also tonight , Jacob Fatu the newly crowned HBO Champion will be going up against Bob Armstrong.
Wagner : Oh poor Bob Armstrong, this could be the last we see of him . With any luck ……
Voice : Consumers …. Consumers …. May I have your attention please . My name is Richard Holliday , this is my best friend and tag team partner Alexander Hammerstone. Together we wreaked havoc on the Football Fields of West Beverly Hills High School and in the Ivy League playing for Yale .
We are now here in Blue Grass Wrestling , I’m sorry I can’t call it Rasslin like you , because we are highly educated and superior athletes , meaning we hold ourselves to a higher standard . We are here to relieve you of having to put up with the pathetic and boring tag team champions , The Gagnes .
You will marvel at our athletic prowess and we will entertain you , not bore you to death . So tonight this is only the beginning . So enjoy the likes of the Dynasty . Now underlings in the back , bring out our opponents .
The Dynasty vs The Oates : Holliday and Hammerstone are dominant. Richard hits the Market Crash on Ted and then Hammerstone ends it with the Nightmare Pendulum. He covers for the 3 .
Wagner : Finally some class in company . The Gagnes boring reign of terror will becoming to an end soon .
Mr . Wrestling 2 vs George South : South falls victim to the Kneelift . Post match Two goes to the podium and tells Wagner he’s tired of him and wants him in a hair vs mask match at The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Kentucky Light Heavyweight Title Jungle Boy vs Rob Van Dam : An exciting 39 minute match RVD misses the Frog Splash and Jungle Boy makes him tap out n the Snare Trap .
Jungle Boy cuts a promo post match talking about Kerry Von Erich and tells us , he hopes he can keep this ball rolling next weekend .
Main Event HBO Title Jacob Fatu vs Bob Armstrong: 17 minutes . Armstrong hits a Superkick , but Sameal puts Fatu’s foot in the ropes . Armstrong yells at the ref , who in turn tells at Sameal , Kabuki behind the ref’s back , kicks Armstrong in the back of the head . Kabuki takes his leave , Fatu hits a pop up Samoan Drop and covers as the ref turns around … 1…..2…..3 !!!
Gordon Solie: We are out of time , for Gorgeous George Wagner, I’m Gordon Solie saying so long from the Blue Grass State of Kentucky.
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