HBOMAX Presents Brunch and Crunch
Date : September 11, 2021
Time : 11am to 1pm
Place : The Hollywood Hotel and Casino , Lawrenceburg, Indiana.
Marty : Fans before begin we toll the bell ten times for those who we lost 20 years ago today and those soldiers who gave the ultimate sacrifice in Afghanistan and around the world .
Marty : Alright , welcome to Brunch and Crunch special on HBOMAX. Your main event today , an 8 man survivor match . IWA World Heavyweight Champion Ric Flair leads his Horsemen the Kentucky Tag Team Champions Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard. And Owen Hart , taking on Tommy Rich , Jimmy Snuka , Jungle Boy and Bob Armstrong.
But we kick things off with Mr . Wrestling 2 and Kane
Kane gets off a chokeslam close to the ropes . Which allows Two to just grasp it , when he goes to pull Two up , 2 back to back Million Dollar Kneelifts puts the monster down for 3 .
Marty : A great prelim opener . Now tag team action The Uptown Gangsters taking on The Gagnes . And joining me now two time NWA World Heavyweight Champion Gorgeous George Wagner . He will be helping call the action .
Wagner : Mr . Miller , it is a pleasure to be here in Blue Grass Rasslin and the IWA . Wrestling is finally back . I’m a bit confused in this Gagne team , I’ll explain more as we go on .
The Gagnes vs The Uptown Gangsters: Good back and forth match . Parsons and Funk keep Greg in the corner and work him over . Wagner is telling Marty it seems like Greg is a sacrificial lamb to Verne and if Greg gets caught like this next week and daddy doesn’t want to help him out , Arn and Tully will break a limb .
Greg works his way out of the corner and gets the tag to Verne who hits a Firemen’s carry on Parsons , who falls out of the ring . Then the Gagnes hit a double dropkick on Flash Funk for the win . Wagner explains how lucky the Gagnes are . That double dropkick won’t beat Anderson and Blanchard next week .
Post match : Verne goes over and confronts Wagner and tells him to keep his mouth shut about him and his son . Wagner reminds Verne he’s out here at a professional and not to touch him or he could get a kick to the face . Verne tells him to try it . Wagner tells him he’s stupid and walks away .
Booker T vs Lance Storm : This in an exciting match . Booker T misses with the Harlem Hangover . Storm hits a series of Suplexes . He now goes for the half crab . Booker T though gets off an enzuguri and then hits the Bookend for 3 .
Ox Baker joins Marty at the podium. Ox talks about how tough Terry Gordy is and he’s glad that whole thing is over . Wagner tells Ox , he sounds like a coward . The fact , he’s glad to be through with an opponent . Wagner says when he had a feud he would burn his man down so they would never want to step in the ring with him , not try and just to be over with so he can’t get hurt anymore . Ox warns Wagner . Wagner just laughs and says he’s not Terry Gordy . Wagner walks away .
Darby Allin vs Justin Credible: The X Division style it on full display . Credible tries for a Tombstone , but Darby gets out the back and hits an inverted DDT and then a Coffin Drop . Wagner tells Marty how impressed he is with Allin and would love the opportunity to wrestle him someday. Marty tells Wagner that’s the first nice thing he said all day .
Bam Bam Bigelow vs Bill Goldberg : Josef Samael comes out with Goldberg . Which is a bit shocking . These two end up brawling to the back .
Main Event Survivor Match Owen Hart , Arn Anderson , Tully Blanchard and IWA World Heavyweight Champion Ric Flair vs Tommy Rich, Jimmy Snuka , Jungle Boy and Bob Armstrong: This goes on for awhile . Jungle Boy has been trapped in the corner for over 12 minutes . Owen has him in the Sharpshooter , but Jungle Boy pushes himself up on his hands , somehow rolls to his back , forcing Owen to flip over . Owen’s shoulders are down for the 3 .
Owen Hart has been eliminated.
Arn comes in and hits a spinbuster quickly on Jungle Boy. Makes the tag to Tully , who hits the Slingshot and then Tully tags in Ric who puts on the Figure Four. Jungle Boy taps .
Jungle Boy is eliminated.
Bob comes in and it’s a chop fest between he and Ric . Bob hits a spinning back kick that drives Flair backward . Flair tags Arn though . Bob gets hit with the Gordbuster for 3 .
Bob Armstrong has been eliminated. Tommy Rich comes in just as Arn is getting to his feet , Rich with a flying elbow and then tags in Jimmy . Jimmy goes up ……. Flying Headbutt to Rich !!!!! The fans are shocked . Arn staggers to his feet . Jimmy walks over the Horsemen corner and gives the belt signal to Ric Flair. From there he takes his leave . Arn hits the Gordbuster and the ref puts on the 3 count .
Tommy Rich has been eliminated.
Jimmy is halfway up the aisle just eyes locked on Flair . As he takes the 10 count for the last elimination.
Marty catches Jimmy at ringside and ask what that was all about Jimmy , said Rich has a title shot and he wants it understood that Superfly is the only one that’s getting that belt . Tommy had to be removed . The fans boo .
Wagner applauds , he says, that Jimmy after being a stupid cliff diving , coconut tree hugging idiot has finally figured it out . The fans are stupid and don’t matter . They are only there to take their money . It’s all about money and titles .
End Show
