Blue Grass Rasslin # 1
Marty Miller : Hello fans and welcome to the first edition of Blue Grass Rasslin here on Home Box Office . Joining me this week and every week the Tennessee Stud Ron Fuller .
Stud : Miller the quit the yakin and start the rasslin .
Marty : Well let’s go up to the ring for our opening match :
Billy Robinson vs Verne Gagne: scientific match . Lots of counter holds ends in a popular time limit draw .
Marty : What a great match .
Stud : Are you crazy Miller , that boring as shit ! Next match better be good .
John Cena vs The Destroyer : Destroyer is beating the hell out of Cena has him in a claw hold , but Cena escapes and at the 12 minute mark hits the FU for the win .
Stud : Miller , The Destroyer was robbed here .
Marty : How ?
Stud : Well if I have to explain it to ya , you’re dumb . Never mind . What else we got ?
Miller : How about some tag team action?
The Moondogs vs The Soul Patrol : Atlas and Johnson put on a display , but the Moondog’s masked handler distracts the ref and Spot clobbers Rocky with a bone . The ref turns 1...2...3 !!!
Miller : I suppose that’s ok .
Stud : Yep , the Soul Patrol was cheating .
Miller : Fans we hope you enjoyed this special 45 minute look at our show this week . After Superclash you can catch us on HBO every Sunday night for one hour of a action . Next week we will start a tourney to crown the first HBO Television Champion . And we’ll talk about the details of our first big show . Good night everybody .
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